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One day a father gets out of work and on his way home he suddenly remembers that it's his daughter's birthday.
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He pulls over to a Toy Shop and asks the ) G2 c' w5 p$ V. E$ N
sales person, "How much for one of those Barbie's in the display window?" + P8 q6 o; F: o7 U* Z4 d) j0 q
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The salesperson answers, "Which one do you mean, Sir?3 {4 i" z7 ~& |4 r6 g
; B7 m2 ^" K! VWe have: Work Out Barbie for $19.95, Shopping Barbie for $19.95, Beach Barbie for $19.95, Disco Barbie for $19.95, Ballerina Barbie for $19.95, Astronaut Barbie * v. ^3 W0 {: H5 s3 d
for $19.95, Skater Barbie for $19.95, and Divorced Barbie for $265.95". ) N) `0 P) d1 \. a. E
5 J$ o9 L a: L1 K+ VThe amazed father asks: "It's what?! Why is the 1 G- I6 N! b$ ?6 E
Divorced Barbie $265.95 and the others only $19.95?" % @$ B# ^7 f3 K3 K7 [
# `7 B2 [4 B3 n. EThe annoyed salesperson rolls her eyes, sighs, and answers: "Sir..., Divorced Barbie comes with: Ken's Car, Ken's House, Ken's Boat, Ken's Furniture, Ken's Computer, one of Ken's Friends, and a key chain made with Ken's balls. |
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