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One day a father gets out of work and on his way home he suddenly remembers that it's his daughter's birthday. 7 |) p: z$ I( s/ o$ Y- m
+ Z5 D( k' j8 F1 ?; B( @He pulls over to a Toy Shop and asks the
! M. p. _$ E- E5 E6 Q6 }( T) isales person, "How much for one of those Barbie's in the display window?" 2 g2 }/ V) o+ m+ o5 A2 m1 S; J; x" m
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The salesperson answers, "Which one do you mean, Sir?0 g2 P7 E9 q9 d( w9 {/ O
% Q7 u! q" X/ uWe have: Work Out Barbie for $19.95, Shopping Barbie for $19.95, Beach Barbie for $19.95, Disco Barbie for $19.95, Ballerina Barbie for $19.95, Astronaut Barbie 5 R: x, v: |4 L! S% p
for $19.95, Skater Barbie for $19.95, and Divorced Barbie for $265.95". # C, {: q: j/ n! i. T9 K( W4 X
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The amazed father asks: "It's what?! Why is the
/ {; }' z) [8 ^) sDivorced Barbie $265.95 and the others only $19.95?"
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' }9 s* \5 \) |+ {! N5 y; \7 GThe annoyed salesperson rolls her eyes, sighs, and answers: "Sir..., Divorced Barbie comes with: Ken's Car, Ken's House, Ken's Boat, Ken's Furniture, Ken's Computer, one of Ken's Friends, and a key chain made with Ken's balls. |
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