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One day a father gets out of work and on his way home he suddenly remembers that it's his daughter's birthday.
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He pulls over to a Toy Shop and asks the
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; D0 d& e1 R9 Z: NThe salesperson answers, "Which one do you mean, Sir?; \2 j) ?+ g3 [# \) y# a9 Q! d
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We have: Work Out Barbie for $19.95, Shopping Barbie for $19.95, Beach Barbie for $19.95, Disco Barbie for $19.95, Ballerina Barbie for $19.95, Astronaut Barbie & c3 G1 _; E6 J9 o
for $19.95, Skater Barbie for $19.95, and Divorced Barbie for $265.95".
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5 A% y# f8 y: J# {) c: xThe amazed father asks: "It's what?! Why is the
/ Y1 m3 ~3 _2 F0 _2 lDivorced Barbie $265.95 and the others only $19.95?" + P S: @5 p( D! [
& Z3 _6 m. ?, o! Q3 \ \+ mThe annoyed salesperson rolls her eyes, sighs, and answers: "Sir..., Divorced Barbie comes with: Ken's Car, Ken's House, Ken's Boat, Ken's Furniture, Ken's Computer, one of Ken's Friends, and a key chain made with Ken's balls. |
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