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One day a father gets out of work and on his way home he suddenly remembers that it's his daughter's birthday.
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He pulls over to a Toy Shop and asks the
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The salesperson answers, "Which one do you mean, Sir?4 {- v! ]4 ~$ M) Q$ x8 ]7 t' r
# {) L8 A- `; `8 b. y: `We have: Work Out Barbie for $19.95, Shopping Barbie for $19.95, Beach Barbie for $19.95, Disco Barbie for $19.95, Ballerina Barbie for $19.95, Astronaut Barbie
8 s* b9 n: j- @9 X/ Dfor $19.95, Skater Barbie for $19.95, and Divorced Barbie for $265.95".
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3 d+ l. r" @ J0 w0 \/ f1 g" aThe amazed father asks: "It's what?! Why is the ' Z3 Z C- [, u R6 [
Divorced Barbie $265.95 and the others only $19.95?" $ W4 s: r2 e) o. ]! a3 t2 M
. f3 R( B1 i5 MThe annoyed salesperson rolls her eyes, sighs, and answers: "Sir..., Divorced Barbie comes with: Ken's Car, Ken's House, Ken's Boat, Ken's Furniture, Ken's Computer, one of Ken's Friends, and a key chain made with Ken's balls. |
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