Dating Women

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>>              WHITE WOMEN:
>>             First date: You get to kiss her goodnight.
) x8 v5 H6 x3 D( Z) h>>             Second date: You get to grope all over and make out a
bit.
  X( T& A8 P% w9 u: u7 \9 U>>             Third date: You get to have sex but only in the
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>> position.
>>
>>             IRISH WOMEN:
>>             First Date: You both get blind drunk and have sex.
! G+ A6 n* R. h+ z8 d: i>>             Second Date: You both get blind drunk and have sex.
>>             20th Anniversary: You both get blind drunk and have sex.
>>
- M9 r* y& ~2 {& W" b>>             ITALIAN WOMEN:
& ~) f6 u7 K+ ~>>             First Date: You take her to a play and an expensive
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>>             Second Date: You meet her parents and her Mom makes
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>> & meatballs.
# b' k. g, \4 E. N7 ?8 e3 O>>             Third Date: You have sex, she wants to marry you &
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>> a 3-carat ring.
>>             5th Anniversary: You already have 5 kids together & hate
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>>             6th Anniversary: You find yourself a Mistress.
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+ \2 W8 g/ @0 t$ i>>             JEWISH WOMEN:
>>             First Date: You get terrific head.
$ `: d" U5 a0 X6 w2 U$ a' E8 F9 F  |>>             Second Date: You get even more great head.
% z2 b6 G, |: c6 j>>             Third Date: You tell her you'll marry her and never get
head
>> again.
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>>             CHINESE WOMEN:
>>             First date: You get to buy her an expensive dinner but
6 I; a* d1 z0 e  a) e% D>> nothing happens.
>>             Second date: You buy her an even more expensive dinner.
% S0 g2 i5 X. b% O: M( R, e>> Nothing happens again.
) {5 A# a( N  j+ P>>             Third date: You don't even get to the third date and
you've
>> already realized nothing is ever going to happen.
>>
2 }" t! _" D4 U# \>>             INDIAN WOMEN:
2 Z& ]; _( H: F7 U& ]" Y) |>>             First date: Meet her parents.
>>             Second date: Set the date of the wedding.
>>             Third date: Wedding night.
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7 c" z( k5 i& b2 F& t$ x% y>>             BLACK WOMEN:
>>             First Date: You get to buy her a real expensive dinner.
: V6 Z2 X1 a% O3 O, M>>             Second Date: You get to buy her and her girlfriends a
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>> expensive dinner.
>>             Third Date: You get to pay her rent.
/ D# R6 O9 @2 d2 r>>             Tenth Date: She's pregnant by someone other than you.
>>
5 b/ P/ h7 l" r9 m4 O>>             MEXICAN WOMEN:
" g- _$ e* {: N# x/ C# a/ y0 p5 [>>             First Date: You buy her an expensive dinner, get drunk
on
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; ^! o! `" y* V2 h) \>>             Second Date: She's pregnant.
, u9 e9 G  H4 ?7 z# `5 Z>>             Third Date: She moves in. One week later, her mother,
father,
>> his girlfriend, her two sisters, her brother, all of their kids, her
>> grandma, her father's girlfriend's mother, her two cousins, her
8 [7 ?# L( {0 r; X% esister's
>> boyfriend and his three kids move in and you live on rice and beans
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# ^4 a+ p; V$ E- j>> the rest of your life in your home that used to be nice, but now
" [. Z8 l' H% ]) _3 G- f+ wlooks
3 L4 A. b  e3 a' v$ k>> like a home along the Tijuana strip.
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" t# h! A  w& ]- o' ^+ Y8 z- C1 G>>             ARAB WOMEN:
7 e2 B# e1 M) Y4 }. P5 ^>>             First Date: Mother, Father, Brothers, Sisters, Cousins,
>> Aunts, Uncles, Friends and entire Arab community finds out.
" F" h+ t) e; S>>             Second Date:   Guy is shot dead.
" _) B3 T0 S7 b>>             No third date.