Dating Women

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>>              WHITE WOMEN:
>>             First date: You get to kiss her goodnight.
>>             Second date: You get to grope all over and make out a
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>>             Third date: You get to have sex but only in the
missionary
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>>             IRISH WOMEN:
>>             First Date: You both get blind drunk and have sex.
>>             Second Date: You both get blind drunk and have sex.
& D* D: j" y: a9 N$ F>>             20th Anniversary: You both get blind drunk and have sex.
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3 U* X# x+ N$ C" N- L; I>>             ITALIAN WOMEN:
>>             First Date: You take her to a play and an expensive
>> restaurant.
>>             Second Date: You meet her parents and her Mom makes
spaghetti
>> & meatballs.
>>             Third Date: You have sex, she wants to marry you &
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" O& p7 @" S- n3 q, @>>             5th Anniversary: You already have 5 kids together & hate
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% _; n5 M2 Y6 T$ b>>             6th Anniversary: You find yourself a Mistress.
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>>             First Date: You get terrific head.
# z$ o& d) ~. u+ |- k" x>>             Second Date: You get even more great head.
9 e; y1 I  U  {+ E+ F& Z>>             Third Date: You tell her you'll marry her and never get
head
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" A/ Q, C7 f' l) J9 A; q' W>>             CHINESE WOMEN:
>>             First date: You get to buy her an expensive dinner but
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1 C9 l  U5 U# x- C. P. M! W, V: \>>             Second date: You buy her an even more expensive dinner.
: W4 P  F9 ~0 @4 H. v>> Nothing happens again.
>>             Third date: You don't even get to the third date and
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>> already realized nothing is ever going to happen.
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>>             INDIAN WOMEN:
/ P; O1 A) v; V4 r+ _>>             First date: Meet her parents.
6 x1 N9 A2 ^  |! t9 h: g  {>>             Second date: Set the date of the wedding.
>>             Third date: Wedding night.
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>>             BLACK WOMEN:
+ H5 e5 c/ K/ c>>             First Date: You get to buy her a real expensive dinner.
9 Q# r$ v/ a- }$ g>>             Second Date: You get to buy her and her girlfriends a
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>>             Third Date: You get to pay her rent.
! N9 ]- B( [- ]>>             Tenth Date: She's pregnant by someone other than you.
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>>             MEXICAN WOMEN:
>>             First Date: You buy her an expensive dinner, get drunk
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6 c: A8 p, X! m. c: R# {' a>>             Second Date: She's pregnant.
>>             Third Date: She moves in. One week later, her mother,
father,
3 c6 I0 {; o6 c6 S>> his girlfriend, her two sisters, her brother, all of their kids, her
+ x  n; m5 f: v' E6 J) K>> grandma, her father's girlfriend's mother, her two cousins, her
sister's
>> boyfriend and his three kids move in and you live on rice and beans
for
>> the rest of your life in your home that used to be nice, but now
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>> like a home along the Tijuana strip.
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>>             ARAB WOMEN:
7 d) x: F7 D! Y) X! }>>             First Date: Mother, Father, Brothers, Sisters, Cousins,
>> Aunts, Uncles, Friends and entire Arab community finds out.
>>             Second Date:   Guy is shot dead.
. v! o6 |, L# M' o>>             No third date.