Dating Women

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>>              WHITE WOMEN:
( V( }; D! w4 U$ K- _# K>>             First date: You get to kiss her goodnight.
>>             Second date: You get to grope all over and make out a
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>>             Third date: You get to have sex but only in the
missionary
>> position.
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>>             IRISH WOMEN:
>>             First Date: You both get blind drunk and have sex.
9 G9 Z5 W3 J1 u% n4 n2 y>>             Second Date: You both get blind drunk and have sex.
1 h4 q9 E4 {2 g9 U4 Z>>             20th Anniversary: You both get blind drunk and have sex.
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>>             ITALIAN WOMEN:
1 p2 w; o9 F+ c" [& P2 I>>             First Date: You take her to a play and an expensive
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8 ]1 U, G; N2 _/ w>>             Second Date: You meet her parents and her Mom makes
spaghetti
>> & meatballs.
>>             Third Date: You have sex, she wants to marry you &
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>> a 3-carat ring.
>>             5th Anniversary: You already have 5 kids together & hate
the
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- g6 V& m1 q' f1 y* E>>             6th Anniversary: You find yourself a Mistress.
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2 Q; x5 e1 J+ @4 \' |6 k>>             JEWISH WOMEN:
>>             First Date: You get terrific head.
>>             Second Date: You get even more great head.
* |: b9 p' M, ^9 c' I! ^8 c>>             Third Date: You tell her you'll marry her and never get
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>>             CHINESE WOMEN:
>>             First date: You get to buy her an expensive dinner but
9 \+ d5 S) [, S7 e5 [>> nothing happens.
>>             Second date: You buy her an even more expensive dinner.
5 E; C- j  T1 p5 r. K1 t1 H3 J! C>> Nothing happens again.
>>             Third date: You don't even get to the third date and
you've
>> already realized nothing is ever going to happen.
>>
>>             INDIAN WOMEN:
9 K8 f% Q3 b2 m! u3 |7 z>>             First date: Meet her parents.
>>             Second date: Set the date of the wedding.
>>             Third date: Wedding night.
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5 P; a( I( Z; n/ m# k>>             BLACK WOMEN:
' {7 ]/ h1 Z6 a3 r) g) i% D>>             First Date: You get to buy her a real expensive dinner.
>>             Second Date: You get to buy her and her girlfriends a
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>>             Third Date: You get to pay her rent.
9 Y# K* M& |2 Q' T0 B>>             Tenth Date: She's pregnant by someone other than you.
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>>             MEXICAN WOMEN:
>>             First Date: You buy her an expensive dinner, get drunk
on
6 b: t# Q+ ]# i* l>> Tequila, and have sex in the back of her car.
>>             Second Date: She's pregnant.
>>             Third Date: She moves in. One week later, her mother,
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>> his girlfriend, her two sisters, her brother, all of their kids, her
>> grandma, her father's girlfriend's mother, her two cousins, her
sister's
4 L/ \" ~+ m% F' v6 Z) d0 P0 H>> boyfriend and his three kids move in and you live on rice and beans
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>> the rest of your life in your home that used to be nice, but now
looks
>> like a home along the Tijuana strip.
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>>             ARAB WOMEN:
$ O$ _- e6 ?. c>>             First Date: Mother, Father, Brothers, Sisters, Cousins,
>> Aunts, Uncles, Friends and entire Arab community finds out.
>>             Second Date:   Guy is shot dead.
>>             No third date.