Dating Women

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>>              WHITE WOMEN:
+ T2 j0 ^" C5 @% f" V5 R2 R2 g>>             First date: You get to kiss her goodnight.
! }7 z9 r. A, g>>             Second date: You get to grope all over and make out a
bit.
>>             Third date: You get to have sex but only in the
missionary
>> position.
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( l3 Y% X/ B8 P. M+ b7 B% _>>             IRISH WOMEN:
>>             First Date: You both get blind drunk and have sex.
>>             Second Date: You both get blind drunk and have sex.
>>             20th Anniversary: You both get blind drunk and have sex.
>>
>>             ITALIAN WOMEN:
>>             First Date: You take her to a play and an expensive
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2 Q& P) ]9 s/ N% i' w  k>>             Second Date: You meet her parents and her Mom makes
spaghetti
>> & meatballs.
  i0 u  E/ C1 Q/ w( s, w- \>>             Third Date: You have sex, she wants to marry you &
insists on
5 K2 X8 K3 r- {>> a 3-carat ring.
1 t+ r9 o5 f* x2 }- I, _' \( a>>             5th Anniversary: You already have 5 kids together & hate
the
>> thought of having sex.
+ M; k+ H9 \  N" c$ p3 C>>             6th Anniversary: You find yourself a Mistress.
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) m. b/ s3 f& U: U( s. K1 A' Y1 B>>             JEWISH WOMEN:
$ v( G" @+ c' M& ~>>             First Date: You get terrific head.
+ Y! C9 l% V5 L; c3 {>>             Second Date: You get even more great head.
>>             Third Date: You tell her you'll marry her and never get
head
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>>
5 n" G/ ~% X0 n$ [" s4 m. h3 S* r>>             CHINESE WOMEN:
>>             First date: You get to buy her an expensive dinner but
& K  K$ y6 o3 D  z4 z. l: A2 I! Q>> nothing happens.
>>             Second date: You buy her an even more expensive dinner.
>> Nothing happens again.
9 T, Y( p4 S  C  K>>             Third date: You don't even get to the third date and
you've
- x0 k" W& K0 D  Y: f>> already realized nothing is ever going to happen.
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& L0 `4 X" ^7 y* @" i' c% p>>             INDIAN WOMEN:
>>             First date: Meet her parents.
0 h$ g0 ]0 W- q- T' C' G>>             Second date: Set the date of the wedding.
>>             Third date: Wedding night.
>>
>>             BLACK WOMEN:
>>             First Date: You get to buy her a real expensive dinner.
>>             Second Date: You get to buy her and her girlfriends a
real
>> expensive dinner.
>>             Third Date: You get to pay her rent.
>>             Tenth Date: She's pregnant by someone other than you.
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>>             MEXICAN WOMEN:
>>             First Date: You buy her an expensive dinner, get drunk
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>> Tequila, and have sex in the back of her car.
>>             Second Date: She's pregnant.
>>             Third Date: She moves in. One week later, her mother,
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>> his girlfriend, her two sisters, her brother, all of their kids, her
>> grandma, her father's girlfriend's mother, her two cousins, her
sister's
>> boyfriend and his three kids move in and you live on rice and beans
for
2 x6 }0 [7 T4 K0 _1 x: T>> the rest of your life in your home that used to be nice, but now
5 E. j" `! O$ {! t( Wlooks
>> like a home along the Tijuana strip.
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5 A$ B# _1 s' h1 n8 A5 i* ]4 x>>             ARAB WOMEN:
$ k# K8 R0 `% O: l* S+ K8 m% X>>             First Date: Mother, Father, Brothers, Sisters, Cousins,
$ l' D5 p+ t; Q6 V- v>> Aunts, Uncles, Friends and entire Arab community finds out.
>>             Second Date:   Guy is shot dead.
8 x5 B/ l8 W* [6 A>>             No third date.