Dating Women

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>>              WHITE WOMEN:
>>             First date: You get to kiss her goodnight.
>>             Second date: You get to grope all over and make out a
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' }) Z2 o1 j" C3 l>>             Third date: You get to have sex but only in the
missionary
>> position.
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7 \$ I. E) A1 x# s3 }0 p>>             IRISH WOMEN:
>>             First Date: You both get blind drunk and have sex.
>>             Second Date: You both get blind drunk and have sex.
>>             20th Anniversary: You both get blind drunk and have sex.
>>
>>             ITALIAN WOMEN:
>>             First Date: You take her to a play and an expensive
>> restaurant.
" \0 h/ \" K- f$ r$ h) f>>             Second Date: You meet her parents and her Mom makes
spaghetti
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>>             Third Date: You have sex, she wants to marry you &
insists on
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* _* J& z  V' x2 O. d>>             5th Anniversary: You already have 5 kids together & hate
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>>             6th Anniversary: You find yourself a Mistress.
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1 \% a  q" E: g6 x7 T9 j>>             JEWISH WOMEN:
>>             First Date: You get terrific head.
>>             Second Date: You get even more great head.
>>             Third Date: You tell her you'll marry her and never get
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>> again.
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- B/ z. C/ R$ {- `. t: D>>             CHINESE WOMEN:
>>             First date: You get to buy her an expensive dinner but
>> nothing happens.
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>> Nothing happens again.
>>             Third date: You don't even get to the third date and
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>> already realized nothing is ever going to happen.
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>>             INDIAN WOMEN:
& ~5 D$ G* q8 u6 G& G) y$ P>>             First date: Meet her parents.
- D9 g$ L0 v# h$ u2 O; {>>             Second date: Set the date of the wedding.
>>             Third date: Wedding night.
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6 X' G- e7 i8 |& c: |>>             BLACK WOMEN:
>>             First Date: You get to buy her a real expensive dinner.
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real
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. Y1 E9 e% f9 b5 z>>             Third Date: You get to pay her rent.
>>             Tenth Date: She's pregnant by someone other than you.
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>>             MEXICAN WOMEN:
" ~+ V0 P. ^* k0 e) L7 v>>             First Date: You buy her an expensive dinner, get drunk
on
>> Tequila, and have sex in the back of her car.
* H; B3 o' i9 H; W) {  r- q>>             Second Date: She's pregnant.
>>             Third Date: She moves in. One week later, her mother,
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>> his girlfriend, her two sisters, her brother, all of their kids, her
  Z: L% _5 e! f% n& n& A>> grandma, her father's girlfriend's mother, her two cousins, her
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5 y. f$ s& \: y>> boyfriend and his three kids move in and you live on rice and beans
for
>> the rest of your life in your home that used to be nice, but now
looks
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4 x" `; ~3 ^, h& S- _; l  {>>             ARAB WOMEN:
>>             First Date: Mother, Father, Brothers, Sisters, Cousins,
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4 w5 L( V1 Y  I! l" }2 Z>>             Second Date:   Guy is shot dead.
$ R! I" p! L; [/ w  ~>>             No third date.