Dating Women

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>>              WHITE WOMEN:
8 ~' T: i# R: n8 i; k1 l0 j' _+ C) ]>>             First date: You get to kiss her goodnight.
1 f) Z- T9 f, V! q) Y) _- n) ?>>             Second date: You get to grope all over and make out a
bit.
>>             Third date: You get to have sex but only in the
7 X$ Q" Y/ r! y+ e3 g! m+ D) nmissionary
>> position.
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>>             IRISH WOMEN:
+ V9 Y6 s: T3 V6 O8 l* q$ b>>             First Date: You both get blind drunk and have sex.
>>             Second Date: You both get blind drunk and have sex.
7 `! p) l( G( g9 I>>             20th Anniversary: You both get blind drunk and have sex.
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>>             ITALIAN WOMEN:
>>             First Date: You take her to a play and an expensive
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>>             Second Date: You meet her parents and her Mom makes
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>> & meatballs.
7 n0 j( p9 H# A: H0 W>>             Third Date: You have sex, she wants to marry you &
insists on
- B6 c8 t) p  ?1 i0 _. O' b>> a 3-carat ring.
>>             5th Anniversary: You already have 5 kids together & hate
the
>> thought of having sex.
>>             6th Anniversary: You find yourself a Mistress.
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* b: V3 z7 o0 A0 ]>>             JEWISH WOMEN:
>>             First Date: You get terrific head.
>>             Second Date: You get even more great head.
/ A  T: O3 V* L* P, M8 Y& i+ D& U>>             Third Date: You tell her you'll marry her and never get
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>>             CHINESE WOMEN:
* @1 l# Q+ M& N' s# u>>             First date: You get to buy her an expensive dinner but
! q6 P! d6 K' L>> nothing happens.
& Z2 Y2 b  F; |& X3 a/ c  e( V>>             Second date: You buy her an even more expensive dinner.
>> Nothing happens again.
>>             Third date: You don't even get to the third date and
you've
* `/ O/ n6 W4 K0 [& `1 N, @: c>> already realized nothing is ever going to happen.
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>>             INDIAN WOMEN:
( ^/ U  Y7 \+ I* B) j>>             First date: Meet her parents.
>>             Second date: Set the date of the wedding.
) R# f$ R) g* a/ x$ b; N6 ~* t>>             Third date: Wedding night.
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! \: t' \; Q2 s2 S>>             BLACK WOMEN:
) k: R, W' a. O0 U>>             First Date: You get to buy her a real expensive dinner.
>>             Second Date: You get to buy her and her girlfriends a
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0 ^5 S4 x. ?* S>>             Third Date: You get to pay her rent.
>>             Tenth Date: She's pregnant by someone other than you.
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& h' u) }) J! P>>             MEXICAN WOMEN:
, K1 D- f. t  P" s" J>>             First Date: You buy her an expensive dinner, get drunk
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: a% O9 n. j+ A5 ]" z>> Tequila, and have sex in the back of her car.
# W; r2 \% F' _>>             Second Date: She's pregnant.
; K- U' Y6 M, ~>>             Third Date: She moves in. One week later, her mother,
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>> his girlfriend, her two sisters, her brother, all of their kids, her
>> grandma, her father's girlfriend's mother, her two cousins, her
sister's
>> boyfriend and his three kids move in and you live on rice and beans
for
/ j1 [6 A7 F* L3 f: @: s>> the rest of your life in your home that used to be nice, but now
looks
- K2 C% z: n0 P1 }>> like a home along the Tijuana strip.
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>>             ARAB WOMEN:
>>             First Date: Mother, Father, Brothers, Sisters, Cousins,
& T" t, R3 b9 _( I! G$ X>> Aunts, Uncles, Friends and entire Arab community finds out.
>>             Second Date:   Guy is shot dead.
- _+ g; }! i) D- e2 n/ V' V>>             No third date.