Dating Women

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>>              WHITE WOMEN:
3 A# k0 ~. e1 `4 N>>             First date: You get to kiss her goodnight.
>>             Second date: You get to grope all over and make out a
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>>             Third date: You get to have sex but only in the
missionary
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3 `1 n! Q9 U5 W; {>>             IRISH WOMEN:
>>             First Date: You both get blind drunk and have sex.
>>             Second Date: You both get blind drunk and have sex.
>>             20th Anniversary: You both get blind drunk and have sex.
>>
, K! h+ d$ V8 \9 B+ q: r( E  a: q>>             ITALIAN WOMEN:
>>             First Date: You take her to a play and an expensive
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>>             Second Date: You meet her parents and her Mom makes
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7 Z( n% l" b  g>>             Third Date: You have sex, she wants to marry you &
insists on
>> a 3-carat ring.
>>             5th Anniversary: You already have 5 kids together & hate
the
>> thought of having sex.
( d6 J  [+ T, Q2 j0 ^7 |; h( {>>             6th Anniversary: You find yourself a Mistress.
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5 d0 `2 m; N0 y. w0 O! G>>             JEWISH WOMEN:
( W: m& H9 ]9 L. m. G! B/ c>>             First Date: You get terrific head.
& o& Z1 B  ^& q0 e" y- f( c>>             Second Date: You get even more great head.
9 d: N( G! T$ a( i; B>>             Third Date: You tell her you'll marry her and never get
head
>> again.
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2 y+ I5 F; }6 I1 ~1 N0 a4 Q9 O>>             CHINESE WOMEN:
>>             First date: You get to buy her an expensive dinner but
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9 [2 w' h; U* F>>             Second date: You buy her an even more expensive dinner.
- r- o8 N: @4 B4 `) k7 C7 J2 p, M>> Nothing happens again.
>>             Third date: You don't even get to the third date and
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2 j9 R1 u% O+ Z; t* Z  U! N>> already realized nothing is ever going to happen.
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>>             INDIAN WOMEN:
' t1 |; E- p) M) l5 }7 W7 M>>             First date: Meet her parents.
( i5 `2 ]- V3 C' b>>             Second date: Set the date of the wedding.
>>             Third date: Wedding night.
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& S9 I' N  x5 F. ~; _>>             BLACK WOMEN:
3 {) A! L4 X# \$ r>>             First Date: You get to buy her a real expensive dinner.
  j; q, p3 n0 i; s2 L: v% h>>             Second Date: You get to buy her and her girlfriends a
real
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>>             Third Date: You get to pay her rent.
, E# V- h8 }$ q% S. K>>             Tenth Date: She's pregnant by someone other than you.
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% l" W+ K$ }2 Y! _! `* ?3 ]0 V: c>>             MEXICAN WOMEN:
- H5 F; w% |" J1 J3 o! F>>             First Date: You buy her an expensive dinner, get drunk
on
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>>             Second Date: She's pregnant.
, z3 L, G, w/ `" O5 x- m# B8 G! \>>             Third Date: She moves in. One week later, her mother,
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>> his girlfriend, her two sisters, her brother, all of their kids, her
" G" y# e  z) h4 d>> grandma, her father's girlfriend's mother, her two cousins, her
sister's
>> boyfriend and his three kids move in and you live on rice and beans
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>> the rest of your life in your home that used to be nice, but now
looks
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>>             ARAB WOMEN:
>>             First Date: Mother, Father, Brothers, Sisters, Cousins,
>> Aunts, Uncles, Friends and entire Arab community finds out.
. c* h9 {6 ?/ k% D3 p>>             Second Date:   Guy is shot dead.
>>             No third date.