Dating Women

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>>              WHITE WOMEN:
>>             First date: You get to kiss her goodnight.
0 l3 @; L8 I. _" q>>             Second date: You get to grope all over and make out a
bit.
>>             Third date: You get to have sex but only in the
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>> position.
>>
5 x- C/ T. @- K2 d: @* b# X. u7 z>>             IRISH WOMEN:
* `/ C$ p. U/ z) I>>             First Date: You both get blind drunk and have sex.
# o+ h9 x/ q, S' }* h- J2 l: C>>             Second Date: You both get blind drunk and have sex.
>>             20th Anniversary: You both get blind drunk and have sex.
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& }# `% |5 I- ]) o0 f) X, A/ c, J>>             ITALIAN WOMEN:
6 Z, N; M) C$ A>>             First Date: You take her to a play and an expensive
>> restaurant.
>>             Second Date: You meet her parents and her Mom makes
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>> & meatballs.
0 h& j1 K: ^. ?% ~" m4 a: ]6 A  s>>             Third Date: You have sex, she wants to marry you &
insists on
( n8 u% `  u& x4 X>> a 3-carat ring.
>>             5th Anniversary: You already have 5 kids together & hate
the
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+ t7 i5 b* o' b# B>>             6th Anniversary: You find yourself a Mistress.
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% H4 T( g: X$ G>>             First Date: You get terrific head.
" o) s/ d* b1 O% @1 Y4 r. y7 S+ s>>             Second Date: You get even more great head.
>>             Third Date: You tell her you'll marry her and never get
head
>> again.
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1 p! ~4 T8 B) j6 _+ M2 a' q>>             CHINESE WOMEN:
5 @0 G' C5 s5 c8 [+ s  Q' U( g>>             First date: You get to buy her an expensive dinner but
>> nothing happens.
8 e" t' v+ O" F6 J>>             Second date: You buy her an even more expensive dinner.
>> Nothing happens again.
) [1 d. \7 x$ ?( i" z9 H- N3 e>>             Third date: You don't even get to the third date and
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>> already realized nothing is ever going to happen.
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. K/ Q; ?, B* s& x>>             First date: Meet her parents.
) ^! a. U9 x3 L( i; S( C" C, h! a>>             Second date: Set the date of the wedding.
>>             Third date: Wedding night.
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8 f# G$ P* ~/ ^3 f+ u. U5 @>>             First Date: You get to buy her a real expensive dinner.
>>             Second Date: You get to buy her and her girlfriends a
real
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* P+ s* c, F- j* ^2 W, |- d) R>>             Third Date: You get to pay her rent.
>>             Tenth Date: She's pregnant by someone other than you.
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/ ^* B% K0 B2 ]; W>>             MEXICAN WOMEN:
: H2 e9 p) K4 o$ ?# {% b3 Y>>             First Date: You buy her an expensive dinner, get drunk
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. o* q) h; T3 C$ {>>             Second Date: She's pregnant.
# m! G+ V* b! F- R5 H* i>>             Third Date: She moves in. One week later, her mother,
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>> his girlfriend, her two sisters, her brother, all of their kids, her
>> grandma, her father's girlfriend's mother, her two cousins, her
sister's
3 ^: z" p; b5 U0 F' v* O>> boyfriend and his three kids move in and you live on rice and beans
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% O) r- s1 P: e. }/ z4 [- E>> the rest of your life in your home that used to be nice, but now
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>> like a home along the Tijuana strip.
>>
>>
1 Q( o3 ]' |6 Y0 ^1 e0 X7 S8 f9 R>>             ARAB WOMEN:
>>             First Date: Mother, Father, Brothers, Sisters, Cousins,
>> Aunts, Uncles, Friends and entire Arab community finds out.
8 e9 q, E4 u( _8 n' o0 F) N8 h  @>>             Second Date:   Guy is shot dead.
>>             No third date.