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Spring is officially coming today!
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2 F* e0 K! g* V% ?The following joke sent to me by a co-worker. May you all have a wonderful weekend and a spring!) U! s. w3 ?" m- V& ~; ?6 \6 {
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An Irish man walks into a pub. The bartender asks him, "what'll you have?" The man says, "Give me three pints of Guinness please."
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So the bartender brings him three pints and the man proceeds to alternately sip one, then the other, then the third until they're gone. He then orders three more.* U; _6 A- }6 K5 e; `$ l% i
, D, o$ d+ b& ~The bartender says, "Sir, I know you like them cold. You don't have to order three at a time. I can keep an eye on it and when you get low I'll bring you a fresh cold one."0 y2 _, ~8 _! s( u3 e
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The man says, "You don't understand. I have two brothers, one in Australia and one in the States. We made a vow to each other that every Saturday night we'd still drink together. So right now, my brothers have three Guinness Stouts too, and we're drinking together.
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! o1 @3 j# @) W/ p; b/ ]The bartender thought that was a wonderful tradition.: i8 j+ R/ T( a( ~* |4 M6 B( d
Every week the man came in and ordered three beers. Then one week he came in and ordered only two. He drank them and then ordered two more.
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The bartender said to him, "I know what your tradition is, and I'd just like to say that I'm sorry that one of your brothers died."/ g5 _4 ?' h( J% u' g0 E o
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The man said, "Oh, me brothers are fine - I just quit drinking." |
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