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Spring is officially coming today!2 x" t* O8 a' G/ O
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The following joke sent to me by a co-worker. May you all have a wonderful weekend and a spring!
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0 S5 W8 f1 k" L/ u9 ~7 cAn Irish man walks into a pub. The bartender asks him, "what'll you have?" The man says, "Give me three pints of Guinness please."
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So the bartender brings him three pints and the man proceeds to alternately sip one, then the other, then the third until they're gone. He then orders three more.
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The bartender says, "Sir, I know you like them cold. You don't have to order three at a time. I can keep an eye on it and when you get low I'll bring you a fresh cold one.": z, v, O3 A( W. ^3 k8 _/ H: {
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The man says, "You don't understand. I have two brothers, one in Australia and one in the States. We made a vow to each other that every Saturday night we'd still drink together. So right now, my brothers have three Guinness Stouts too, and we're drinking together.
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( E3 U2 O8 B7 Z7 _' J! B% f# ~" ^6 HThe bartender thought that was a wonderful tradition.& S" L9 j2 Y I O2 N/ w0 ~( y
Every week the man came in and ordered three beers. Then one week he came in and ordered only two. He drank them and then ordered two more.
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The bartender said to him, "I know what your tradition is, and I'd just like to say that I'm sorry that one of your brothers died."' n% \9 H( s- \8 c
: P. T: i! w& F2 J m1 h5 RThe man said, "Oh, me brothers are fine - I just quit drinking." |
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