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Spring is officially coming today!0 I$ n7 T. f* f" s
* ]3 W* X. H* d S; d) `' f$ [The following joke sent to me by a co-worker. May you all have a wonderful weekend and a spring!8 a' ]5 u6 b N/ ]0 f7 ^
1 p8 J5 S; ?1 J2 r4 F! OAn Irish man walks into a pub. The bartender asks him, "what'll you have?" The man says, "Give me three pints of Guinness please."7 ]% @/ `2 u1 Q& j D
1 I; x4 ^2 K( p/ O4 KSo the bartender brings him three pints and the man proceeds to alternately sip one, then the other, then the third until they're gone. He then orders three more.3 e" j+ q5 n$ \
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The bartender says, "Sir, I know you like them cold. You don't have to order three at a time. I can keep an eye on it and when you get low I'll bring you a fresh cold one."4 S# t. V; w o, ?% m
0 o! o" c$ a) E% h$ h6 }The man says, "You don't understand. I have two brothers, one in Australia and one in the States. We made a vow to each other that every Saturday night we'd still drink together. So right now, my brothers have three Guinness Stouts too, and we're drinking together.+ O6 _6 D. n8 C( @1 y
5 l' z& a5 V* W, ]- xThe bartender thought that was a wonderful tradition.7 j- o4 B' J. \( m1 g C
Every week the man came in and ordered three beers. Then one week he came in and ordered only two. He drank them and then ordered two more.
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The bartender said to him, "I know what your tradition is, and I'd just like to say that I'm sorry that one of your brothers died."
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" B- H) h7 s6 yThe man said, "Oh, me brothers are fine - I just quit drinking." |
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