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Spring is officially coming today!
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The following joke sent to me by a co-worker. May you all have a wonderful weekend and a spring!
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8 t! f, R4 Q" l5 gAn Irish man walks into a pub. The bartender asks him, "what'll you have?" The man says, "Give me three pints of Guinness please."
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So the bartender brings him three pints and the man proceeds to alternately sip one, then the other, then the third until they're gone. He then orders three more.1 J3 q+ T8 m0 U0 s/ A6 i5 h% l
. U% H6 \* m6 w. EThe bartender says, "Sir, I know you like them cold. You don't have to order three at a time. I can keep an eye on it and when you get low I'll bring you a fresh cold one."/ i/ X6 `2 K1 X
1 h/ B" g8 q9 a2 IThe man says, "You don't understand. I have two brothers, one in Australia and one in the States. We made a vow to each other that every Saturday night we'd still drink together. So right now, my brothers have three Guinness Stouts too, and we're drinking together.3 v: u' v: L0 W8 F& H
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The bartender thought that was a wonderful tradition.* o7 i9 Z# X2 B% F
Every week the man came in and ordered three beers. Then one week he came in and ordered only two. He drank them and then ordered two more.
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) N! t }( X$ \* pThe bartender said to him, "I know what your tradition is, and I'd just like to say that I'm sorry that one of your brothers died."( u" X! ~1 j+ D& B$ p! K# h
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The man said, "Oh, me brothers are fine - I just quit drinking." |
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