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Spring is officially coming today!* i% A1 y- j+ w* g/ o
_8 s% e% I6 ~) P; q1 b7 Z d4 T" JThe following joke sent to me by a co-worker. May you all have a wonderful weekend and a spring!
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An Irish man walks into a pub. The bartender asks him, "what'll you have?" The man says, "Give me three pints of Guinness please."% w, X! w- o( i+ {
; n# x5 B; j; d0 I+ h$ ^So the bartender brings him three pints and the man proceeds to alternately sip one, then the other, then the third until they're gone. He then orders three more.0 h+ Y' V3 l1 ^: U! B8 u, Y7 M% ?( y6 v
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The bartender says, "Sir, I know you like them cold. You don't have to order three at a time. I can keep an eye on it and when you get low I'll bring you a fresh cold one."% H- q' ]4 P, U$ d
& Q+ g# d% ?# s& o( I4 zThe man says, "You don't understand. I have two brothers, one in Australia and one in the States. We made a vow to each other that every Saturday night we'd still drink together. So right now, my brothers have three Guinness Stouts too, and we're drinking together.
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( U$ e5 @& ^* b4 KThe bartender thought that was a wonderful tradition.
* e* X `) J! g) _$ KEvery week the man came in and ordered three beers. Then one week he came in and ordered only two. He drank them and then ordered two more./ F0 o3 s# |' ]
7 e+ ]( c) P; K" t4 b$ [, ]0 g/ zThe bartender said to him, "I know what your tradition is, and I'd just like to say that I'm sorry that one of your brothers died."
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/ N8 l2 K1 s& ]6 @& H% @The man said, "Oh, me brothers are fine - I just quit drinking." |
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