女人的口是心非（ＺＴ）

又见炊烟

WOMEN'S ENGLISH:

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6 h# t! L, S9 y7 W2. No = Yes
1 u6 A. s/ \9 _: S7 t6 c/ t3. Maybe = No
4. We need = I want..
' H# r( J9 Q+ l  B. E% H( t+ }5 I am sorry = you'll be sorry
. r1 @6 z7 l" x4 g- }/ M6. We need to talk = You're in trouble
7. Sure, go ahead = You better not
8. Do what you want! = You will pay for this later
9. I am not upset = Of course I am upset, you moron!
10.You're certainly attentive tonight = Is sex all you ever think about?

裙裾飘飘

以前有个年轻人情绪低落地对一个老者说:我向一个姑娘求爱,可是她拒绝了.
老者说:别灰心,年轻人.通常姑娘答应的时候都说 “不”.
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SlimPig

原帖由 裙裾飘飘 于 2006-2-22 23:14 发表
1 m0 |$ f/ [) O' K# ?6 ~7 K, N以前有个年轻人情绪低落地对一个老者说:我向一个姑娘求爱,可是她拒绝了.
老者说:别灰心,年轻人.通常姑娘答应的时候都说 “不”.
年轻人说:可她说的是 “呸”.

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一口不，还是有戏。

裙裾飘飘

原帖由 SlimPig 于 2006-2-22 22:21 发表

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一口不，还是有戏。

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9 {/ @( z/ G' O) r2 K7 d" [+ h可惜对方实在怕了满头满脸的唾沫星.

Greatwall

那个姑娘不会是你飘飘吧？

裙裾飘飘

原帖由 Greatwall 于 2006-2-23 00:07 发表
9 ~; n% n$ {% l# q) a那个姑娘不会是你飘飘吧？

; O' Z5 O- i% M7 w那我再次喷你满头满脸的唾沫星吧。