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一个牧师奇迹般的把一个马铃薯弄进了他的肛门，结果要开刀才拿出来。他的解释是他在裸体挂窗帘，不小心掉下来了，刚好坐在一个马铃薯上面。。。7 N. M4 E7 G9 ^, z3 h! A
$ D% A7 u+ z. W# xhttp://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/news/article1876886.ece
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1 l' t& z0 p% P) @A VICAR turned up in agony at a hospital - with a potato stuck in his bottom.
. ^9 J6 q2 X9 {The clergyman told stunned casualty nurses he fell backwards on to his kitchen table while hanging curtains.
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He happened to be nude at the time of the mishap.
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; Y0 S, I/ W/ J+ W# TThe embarrassed reverend, in his 50s, had to undergo a delicate operation to extract the offending vegetable.
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{( c$ a) h$ j0 c' v3 ZThe spud was yesterday revealed to be among a litany of objects medics in Sheffield have removed from people's nether regions.
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4 G. D+ W. e! D8 g8 W4 v* d% M% EOthers include a can of deodorant, a cucumber, a Russian doll - and a carnation.
, t, J: \; u1 Q# h( @. pLike most of the other patients, the red-faced vicar insisted to staff at the city's Northern General Hospital that his predicament was NOT the result of a sex game gone wrong. / J0 s% A# }# ^( F, m) z- X, W8 n
A & E nurse Trudi Watson said: "He explained to me, quite sincerely, he had been hanging curtains naked in the kitchen when he fell backwards on to the kitchen table and on to a potato.
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"But it's not for me to question his story. # H& I" a$ h6 w( E
3 Q: m+ E1 O* J% T' I8 Y) Y* D# R* }* C"He had to undergo surgery to have it removed."
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She admitted some sex-related emergencies had made staff chuckle. But she urged anyone contemplating sticking something where the sun doesn't shine to think again.
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! d) u0 t g: d( c8 {Ms Watson said: "My advice? Don't do it.
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"It can be very dangerous and potentially life-threatening.
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"Surgery can lead to infection, nasty scarring, and it could possibly end up with the person having to use a colostomy bag as a result." 7 a$ s B. }' e& D# \
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Health staff across Sheffield, Barnsley, Rotherham and Doncaster say they are no longer surprised at the things people use to spice up fun in the bedroom.
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; W' B+ Z5 c; x* l* lA hospital trust spokeswoman in Sheffield said: "Like all busy hospitals we do see some unusual accidents. ' K f( P/ g5 e; k8 K, t% n. d+ |" r
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