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一个牧师奇迹般的把一个马铃薯弄进了他的肛门，结果要开刀才拿出来。他的解释是他在裸体挂窗帘，不小心掉下来了，刚好坐在一个马铃薯上面。。。4 k; M9 Q! u" y
% h& J8 [. X3 |$ R. b6 y" l, c' `# Jhttp://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/news/article1876886.ece
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A VICAR turned up in agony at a hospital - with a potato stuck in his bottom.
7 ?+ f5 p$ O0 u- O# s# h0 q3 q$ zThe clergyman told stunned casualty nurses he fell backwards on to his kitchen table while hanging curtains.
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He happened to be nude at the time of the mishap. 2 o, I$ D/ e" \2 x9 O+ s9 U
d% b1 s& e. m, ^% NThe embarrassed reverend, in his 50s, had to undergo a delicate operation to extract the offending vegetable.
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2 W9 c/ y* l5 wThe spud was yesterday revealed to be among a litany of objects medics in Sheffield have removed from people's nether regions. : A/ x; @/ I( e, k0 w8 |1 z x, n
* L' q' s& V* M& N% {, z$ y( d# oOthers include a can of deodorant, a cucumber, a Russian doll - and a carnation. ' O: M/ Q8 d1 L) c U) G" M2 n2 G* D
Like most of the other patients, the red-faced vicar insisted to staff at the city's Northern General Hospital that his predicament was NOT the result of a sex game gone wrong. 1 m) A1 H# ]0 x8 x1 ?" ^$ m
A & E nurse Trudi Watson said: "He explained to me, quite sincerely, he had been hanging curtains naked in the kitchen when he fell backwards on to the kitchen table and on to a potato.
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- ?3 K0 T4 S, ~# l3 c8 t" E"But it's not for me to question his story. 7 r$ c0 r1 @: ^" I
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"He had to undergo surgery to have it removed." ; h& ?4 B: h: k
z# u4 w6 U' A& x, T2 DShe admitted some sex-related emergencies had made staff chuckle. But she urged anyone contemplating sticking something where the sun doesn't shine to think again. }" r3 A: S2 [% u
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Ms Watson said: "My advice? Don't do it. 4 q) n1 S6 F+ R: t6 l
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; g5 Z; U c7 ?"It can be very dangerous and potentially life-threatening. $ g6 l1 G$ O% R F* S8 a) E$ f
: g2 Q3 o! a$ O0 G, Q0 v7 }8 R1 m, k"Surgery can lead to infection, nasty scarring, and it could possibly end up with the person having to use a colostomy bag as a result."
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5 {' N3 X0 E+ E0 FHealth staff across Sheffield, Barnsley, Rotherham and Doncaster say they are no longer surprised at the things people use to spice up fun in the bedroom. ' U; }3 ~6 h, o. E4 I% z% d/ d- }
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A hospital trust spokeswoman in Sheffield said: "Like all busy hospitals we do see some unusual accidents. 0 i. s5 O; G+ S# D C
5 M+ }8 ?, \$ I"But our staff deal with them in a discreet, professional and kind way." |
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