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一个牧师奇迹般的把一个马铃薯弄进了他的肛门，结果要开刀才拿出来。他的解释是他在裸体挂窗帘，不小心掉下来了，刚好坐在一个马铃薯上面。。。2 l9 n, i c8 q5 L3 `& \ P1 b
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http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/news/article1876886.ece
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7 F4 P2 O0 t* l7 a0 i% `A VICAR turned up in agony at a hospital - with a potato stuck in his bottom. + P* B- V$ A4 L
The clergyman told stunned casualty nurses he fell backwards on to his kitchen table while hanging curtains.
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' P2 x- w3 N, |% n1 bHe happened to be nude at the time of the mishap.
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- L+ e' S" {: i+ z. v8 QThe embarrassed reverend, in his 50s, had to undergo a delicate operation to extract the offending vegetable. - |; y0 D$ [* b2 A8 e0 [5 ~
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The spud was yesterday revealed to be among a litany of objects medics in Sheffield have removed from people's nether regions.
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Others include a can of deodorant, a cucumber, a Russian doll - and a carnation. # H# R$ q2 Q9 @6 }) L
Like most of the other patients, the red-faced vicar insisted to staff at the city's Northern General Hospital that his predicament was NOT the result of a sex game gone wrong. 8 H; V2 _& R) h' u
A & E nurse Trudi Watson said: "He explained to me, quite sincerely, he had been hanging curtains naked in the kitchen when he fell backwards on to the kitchen table and on to a potato.
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% E: k L$ X, K$ z. G4 i9 M8 S"But it's not for me to question his story. + i C9 K. g: p
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"He had to undergo surgery to have it removed." ; [3 r' D( H3 R) F* |3 O
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She admitted some sex-related emergencies had made staff chuckle. But she urged anyone contemplating sticking something where the sun doesn't shine to think again.
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Ms Watson said: "My advice? Don't do it. ( p1 ?& W8 S1 V; B& {( Y0 Q3 V/ Y2 h6 |
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3 u u! b' r1 V4 R& D"It can be very dangerous and potentially life-threatening.
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"Surgery can lead to infection, nasty scarring, and it could possibly end up with the person having to use a colostomy bag as a result."
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Health staff across Sheffield, Barnsley, Rotherham and Doncaster say they are no longer surprised at the things people use to spice up fun in the bedroom.
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+ p) @$ a4 x& BA hospital trust spokeswoman in Sheffield said: "Like all busy hospitals we do see some unusual accidents.
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