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一个牧师奇迹般的把一个马铃薯弄进了他的肛门，结果要开刀才拿出来。他的解释是他在裸体挂窗帘，不小心掉下来了，刚好坐在一个马铃薯上面。。。
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2 x/ W q0 j* b5 f+ P/ qhttp://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/news/article1876886.ece
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0 r6 l- F5 ]) c6 b3 Y% |& @! C* iA VICAR turned up in agony at a hospital - with a potato stuck in his bottom.
, T2 v' Y* m+ XThe clergyman told stunned casualty nurses he fell backwards on to his kitchen table while hanging curtains.
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He happened to be nude at the time of the mishap.
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1 m* ?+ x& e1 W4 p% ?* Z/ E" @* S3 WThe embarrassed reverend, in his 50s, had to undergo a delicate operation to extract the offending vegetable. h* b' D# n1 F9 N. ?5 Q1 U
! i4 a! Q5 ], g1 H" HThe spud was yesterday revealed to be among a litany of objects medics in Sheffield have removed from people's nether regions.
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' S/ ~6 t5 H1 F2 ^& gOthers include a can of deodorant, a cucumber, a Russian doll - and a carnation.
7 L0 z6 R% a, H- FLike most of the other patients, the red-faced vicar insisted to staff at the city's Northern General Hospital that his predicament was NOT the result of a sex game gone wrong. 4 N$ d# P" h7 X
A & E nurse Trudi Watson said: "He explained to me, quite sincerely, he had been hanging curtains naked in the kitchen when he fell backwards on to the kitchen table and on to a potato.
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( j, t% ?9 h5 F$ E"But it's not for me to question his story.
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"He had to undergo surgery to have it removed." 5 _7 [& I9 h# e3 c
, {( ~& |4 c- _% A/ V8 {She admitted some sex-related emergencies had made staff chuckle. But she urged anyone contemplating sticking something where the sun doesn't shine to think again.
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Ms Watson said: "My advice? Don't do it.
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. \; n! Q0 j0 Z6 s* t- W, Z"It can be very dangerous and potentially life-threatening.
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"Surgery can lead to infection, nasty scarring, and it could possibly end up with the person having to use a colostomy bag as a result."
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/ U) u+ l( y" j. }. FHealth staff across Sheffield, Barnsley, Rotherham and Doncaster say they are no longer surprised at the things people use to spice up fun in the bedroom.
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, \4 n8 l1 J) v, C5 E) KA hospital trust spokeswoman in Sheffield said: "Like all busy hospitals we do see some unusual accidents.
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"But our staff deal with them in a discreet, professional and kind way." |
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