信耶稣，奇迹现

2012AD

一个牧师奇迹般的把一个马铃薯弄进了他的肛门，结果要开刀才拿出来。他的解释是他在裸体挂窗帘，不小心掉下来了，刚好坐在一个马铃薯上面。。。

http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/news/article1876886.ece
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A VICAR turned up in agony at a hospital - with a potato stuck in his bottom.
) v& q# y0 c  x0 p( YThe clergyman told stunned casualty nurses he fell backwards on to his kitchen table while hanging curtains.

He happened to be nude at the time of the mishap.
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The embarrassed reverend, in his 50s, had to undergo a delicate operation to extract the offending vegetable.

  I7 ^2 U- S7 n) nThe spud was yesterday revealed to be among a litany of objects medics in Sheffield have removed from people's nether regions.
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Others include a can of deodorant, a cucumber, a Russian doll - and a carnation.
2 ^9 P# k$ k# d' s* hLike most of the other patients, the red-faced vicar insisted to staff at the city's Northern General Hospital that his predicament was NOT the result of a sex game gone wrong.
, G) ?5 H: u) _$ i. kA & E nurse Trudi Watson said: "He explained to me, quite sincerely, he had been hanging curtains naked in the kitchen when he fell backwards on to the kitchen table and on to a potato.
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"But it's not for me to question his story.
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"He had to undergo surgery to have it removed."

She admitted some sex-related emergencies had made staff chuckle. But she urged anyone contemplating sticking something where the sun doesn't shine to think again.
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1 e- q: b. ]7 O5 [! M8 I; QMs Watson said: "My advice? Don't do it.


1 w# e1 n9 d+ q1 W" [  F"It can be very dangerous and potentially life-threatening.
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6 b3 O6 [- {4 J6 ]"Surgery can lead to infection, nasty scarring, and it could possibly end up with the person having to use a colostomy bag as a result."
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. v& D1 p( Z6 zHealth staff across Sheffield, Barnsley, Rotherham and Doncaster say they are no longer surprised at the things people use to spice up fun in the bedroom.
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$ ^# L% D3 r( u% @) PA hospital trust spokeswoman in Sheffield said: "Like all busy hospitals we do see some unusual accidents.

"But our staff deal with them in a discreet, professional and kind way."

historian

这个牧师跟这个不分高低。（是一个金属罐子）

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2012AD

嘻嘻。（偷笑）

2012AD

信耶稣，奇迹现

2012AD

路德使女

[b]撒旦退到后面去吧! 奉耶酥基督的名, 阿门![/

1 d- q) Q# U( t3 v) g6 ~* MGod punish her yourself.

2012AD

退不了，因为你的耶和华、耶稣根本不存在。

路德使女

撒旦退到后面去吧! 奉耶酥基督的名和权柄, 阿门![/
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God punish her yourself.

路德使女

信耶稣, 得永生!

2012AD

太无能了。

路德使女

信耶稣, 得永生!

2012AD

水牛都得不了，莫说永生了。