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一个牧师奇迹般的把一个马铃薯弄进了他的肛门，结果要开刀才拿出来。他的解释是他在裸体挂窗帘，不小心掉下来了，刚好坐在一个马铃薯上面。。。* z. {- K1 @0 n. r- f* ?, u# y S
! ~1 n" k& Z+ D; k) u% T* ohttp://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/news/article1876886.ece
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A VICAR turned up in agony at a hospital - with a potato stuck in his bottom.
5 V: B# h8 [# I! m6 F- J; xThe clergyman told stunned casualty nurses he fell backwards on to his kitchen table while hanging curtains. * y- c/ M- d2 M: J
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He happened to be nude at the time of the mishap. 0 s6 A q( \+ g. z3 r$ \
7 t1 p3 V; {6 w$ l) p( F# g+ \The embarrassed reverend, in his 50s, had to undergo a delicate operation to extract the offending vegetable.
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The spud was yesterday revealed to be among a litany of objects medics in Sheffield have removed from people's nether regions. r. x" @4 i3 Y( l5 V. U/ m
( H6 u0 T& L% {8 t3 B9 _) IOthers include a can of deodorant, a cucumber, a Russian doll - and a carnation.
- _' B2 Q$ V1 OLike most of the other patients, the red-faced vicar insisted to staff at the city's Northern General Hospital that his predicament was NOT the result of a sex game gone wrong. 1 Z" C9 y: n/ z; H$ `
A & E nurse Trudi Watson said: "He explained to me, quite sincerely, he had been hanging curtains naked in the kitchen when he fell backwards on to the kitchen table and on to a potato.
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"But it's not for me to question his story.
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, ~# W; T5 H8 o"He had to undergo surgery to have it removed." $ Z$ |- h2 F1 T. y
" w7 C6 |8 ~# U+ a$ @She admitted some sex-related emergencies had made staff chuckle. But she urged anyone contemplating sticking something where the sun doesn't shine to think again.
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" j- G1 r4 Q0 `5 v# A' M8 AMs Watson said: "My advice? Don't do it.
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"It can be very dangerous and potentially life-threatening. : }) Z& o, h: O0 b, l- a
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"Surgery can lead to infection, nasty scarring, and it could possibly end up with the person having to use a colostomy bag as a result." 1 g$ C1 }) v# N5 K" z
; K& `9 v- q& k% m$ ]2 ?3 @Health staff across Sheffield, Barnsley, Rotherham and Doncaster say they are no longer surprised at the things people use to spice up fun in the bedroom.
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A hospital trust spokeswoman in Sheffield said: "Like all busy hospitals we do see some unusual accidents. * \& }0 R' E; H2 _& {
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