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一个牧师奇迹般的把一个马铃薯弄进了他的肛门,结果要开刀才拿出来。他的解释是他在裸体挂窗帘,不小心掉下来了,刚好坐在一个马铃薯上面。。。
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! s% [. v7 M1 Ihttp://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/news/article1876886.ece
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* f, a4 A0 Z( r n7 J# C) X0 |A VICAR turned up in agony at a hospital - with a potato stuck in his bottom.
1 N% A, S+ r2 HThe clergyman told stunned casualty nurses he fell backwards on to his kitchen table while hanging curtains.
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He happened to be nude at the time of the mishap.
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The embarrassed reverend, in his 50s, had to undergo a delicate operation to extract the offending vegetable. " v% f0 G9 i6 W+ B, S/ f
6 s/ L9 t+ c( D$ P' y# N! X- o, bThe spud was yesterday revealed to be among a litany of objects medics in Sheffield have removed from people's nether regions.
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Others include a can of deodorant, a cucumber, a Russian doll - and a carnation.
0 `- I/ G0 c1 p" n B% bLike most of the other patients, the red-faced vicar insisted to staff at the city's Northern General Hospital that his predicament was NOT the result of a sex game gone wrong. : s6 ~- T4 g0 K3 o/ ~
A & E nurse Trudi Watson said: "He explained to me, quite sincerely, he had been hanging curtains naked in the kitchen when he fell backwards on to the kitchen table and on to a potato.
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"But it's not for me to question his story. 1 }9 a- D% C4 ~0 s& k% c
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"He had to undergo surgery to have it removed."
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3 I0 c, [8 v: \& V; H0 sShe admitted some sex-related emergencies had made staff chuckle. But she urged anyone contemplating sticking something where the sun doesn't shine to think again.
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Ms Watson said: "My advice? Don't do it. 7 |" {( F5 d! a' h4 }3 z. S. A$ e0 R
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# D! _/ L) H% v"It can be very dangerous and potentially life-threatening. 0 ~1 _/ A; h- F5 D# K
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"Surgery can lead to infection, nasty scarring, and it could possibly end up with the person having to use a colostomy bag as a result." 7 T- ~3 g8 Z. \
4 @; N8 ]# E: r; U! d# _Health staff across Sheffield, Barnsley, Rotherham and Doncaster say they are no longer surprised at the things people use to spice up fun in the bedroom. 2 C0 \" u# ?+ p, f8 m
?& z8 Z. Z3 x% ZA hospital trust spokeswoman in Sheffield said: "Like all busy hospitals we do see some unusual accidents.
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"But our staff deal with them in a discreet, professional and kind way." |
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