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一个牧师奇迹般的把一个马铃薯弄进了他的肛门，结果要开刀才拿出来。他的解释是他在裸体挂窗帘，不小心掉下来了，刚好坐在一个马铃薯上面。。。: @* _4 Y* X9 Z2 }, m9 t4 m
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A VICAR turned up in agony at a hospital - with a potato stuck in his bottom.
; t! R3 Z8 E/ ~! b: XThe clergyman told stunned casualty nurses he fell backwards on to his kitchen table while hanging curtains. 9 g$ x; o2 H/ c; _) E' y9 s$ z
4 f& P9 H5 m( q) i8 ZHe happened to be nude at the time of the mishap. - a7 X4 g' c8 R) p& d: Z
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The embarrassed reverend, in his 50s, had to undergo a delicate operation to extract the offending vegetable. h/ }' Y! M7 N# V
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The spud was yesterday revealed to be among a litany of objects medics in Sheffield have removed from people's nether regions. + Y+ P. F) |# J% D" r; G; A
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Others include a can of deodorant, a cucumber, a Russian doll - and a carnation. ) K2 F z) w5 ]3 X0 I. O T# o! }
Like most of the other patients, the red-faced vicar insisted to staff at the city's Northern General Hospital that his predicament was NOT the result of a sex game gone wrong. - ~5 \7 I3 b7 I* L
A & E nurse Trudi Watson said: "He explained to me, quite sincerely, he had been hanging curtains naked in the kitchen when he fell backwards on to the kitchen table and on to a potato. % p6 T" p0 [6 D5 } G: A
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"But it's not for me to question his story. ! A w q( X! _! s3 f4 }
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"He had to undergo surgery to have it removed."
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" z. @! A7 n2 [She admitted some sex-related emergencies had made staff chuckle. But she urged anyone contemplating sticking something where the sun doesn't shine to think again.
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' h0 }6 ^# F1 Y4 V& ?Ms Watson said: "My advice? Don't do it.
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"It can be very dangerous and potentially life-threatening. 9 F9 D# q' D# Y! R5 C! j, n
2 g! t7 e; @' S4 x9 N"Surgery can lead to infection, nasty scarring, and it could possibly end up with the person having to use a colostomy bag as a result."
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% H" b4 C( [% v0 j! rHealth staff across Sheffield, Barnsley, Rotherham and Doncaster say they are no longer surprised at the things people use to spice up fun in the bedroom.
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A hospital trust spokeswoman in Sheffield said: "Like all busy hospitals we do see some unusual accidents.
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