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一个牧师奇迹般的把一个马铃薯弄进了他的肛门，结果要开刀才拿出来。他的解释是他在裸体挂窗帘，不小心掉下来了，刚好坐在一个马铃薯上面。。。
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3 J- w/ c) n7 K6 g) r* X4 chttp://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/news/article1876886.ece$ A& E- ]6 d8 c' ^3 l
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A VICAR turned up in agony at a hospital - with a potato stuck in his bottom. " ?% _6 U) n$ {- V
The clergyman told stunned casualty nurses he fell backwards on to his kitchen table while hanging curtains. / l8 ]/ A5 u* H" l k3 h
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He happened to be nude at the time of the mishap.
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7 R; J9 n" j7 q9 P) ]The embarrassed reverend, in his 50s, had to undergo a delicate operation to extract the offending vegetable.
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( Q5 ^2 T' S9 ^' a7 G: {4 gThe spud was yesterday revealed to be among a litany of objects medics in Sheffield have removed from people's nether regions.
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Others include a can of deodorant, a cucumber, a Russian doll - and a carnation. 0 w9 |% v- s; _( }+ ^. J" B/ u
Like most of the other patients, the red-faced vicar insisted to staff at the city's Northern General Hospital that his predicament was NOT the result of a sex game gone wrong.
' K# d. O3 s. p7 W$ [* L" HA & E nurse Trudi Watson said: "He explained to me, quite sincerely, he had been hanging curtains naked in the kitchen when he fell backwards on to the kitchen table and on to a potato.
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3 Y: A5 @& p. O2 W"But it's not for me to question his story. % m( [ I9 v, p r5 r
$ E4 e0 C; h4 f4 @: h& F"He had to undergo surgery to have it removed."
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She admitted some sex-related emergencies had made staff chuckle. But she urged anyone contemplating sticking something where the sun doesn't shine to think again. ) j3 ?- O+ `) b" |! u6 d$ Q
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Ms Watson said: "My advice? Don't do it.
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"It can be very dangerous and potentially life-threatening. , b2 w$ \$ q/ p( K8 h2 G
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"Surgery can lead to infection, nasty scarring, and it could possibly end up with the person having to use a colostomy bag as a result."
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Health staff across Sheffield, Barnsley, Rotherham and Doncaster say they are no longer surprised at the things people use to spice up fun in the bedroom. . P$ v5 |6 \! p, ]
. t: F0 Z; b6 s; s& ]) m/ mA hospital trust spokeswoman in Sheffield said: "Like all busy hospitals we do see some unusual accidents.
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0 m& ?* W; {) D8 n"But our staff deal with them in a discreet, professional and kind way." |
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