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一个牧师奇迹般的把一个马铃薯弄进了他的肛门，结果要开刀才拿出来。他的解释是他在裸体挂窗帘，不小心掉下来了，刚好坐在一个马铃薯上面。。。
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* o, E. S% h& @3 U5 k) phttp://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/news/article1876886.ece$ S! n6 V/ V8 |; [+ q
0 c* ?( [+ w3 y& I* h2 rA VICAR turned up in agony at a hospital - with a potato stuck in his bottom.
Y5 M0 F! c6 S7 A3 W$ n' OThe clergyman told stunned casualty nurses he fell backwards on to his kitchen table while hanging curtains.
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- b( Y+ `6 D; q/ v1 k) @3 A: s; |He happened to be nude at the time of the mishap. 1 U1 _3 P* M: e4 X* ~ g9 T9 h. _
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The embarrassed reverend, in his 50s, had to undergo a delicate operation to extract the offending vegetable.
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* b7 K+ R7 ~' S3 q& T& Z( p0 VThe spud was yesterday revealed to be among a litany of objects medics in Sheffield have removed from people's nether regions. $ h- W8 x7 j$ Z; h& h2 }
. ?* Z: R/ S3 u4 W, [( ?2 L! qOthers include a can of deodorant, a cucumber, a Russian doll - and a carnation. - `* j( g8 X3 D+ Z- D- ]4 v
Like most of the other patients, the red-faced vicar insisted to staff at the city's Northern General Hospital that his predicament was NOT the result of a sex game gone wrong. : R5 m* M8 E q: O! d2 }7 f* a
A & E nurse Trudi Watson said: "He explained to me, quite sincerely, he had been hanging curtains naked in the kitchen when he fell backwards on to the kitchen table and on to a potato. * p1 w) t6 p2 e& g% \! C
; e, [/ `' a! N5 G"But it's not for me to question his story. 7 Y% a& j0 C6 L2 C% i7 W- o
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"He had to undergo surgery to have it removed." , K7 K l: n' |8 v. A |: }+ Z2 r r6 E
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She admitted some sex-related emergencies had made staff chuckle. But she urged anyone contemplating sticking something where the sun doesn't shine to think again. 0 f0 d( s7 k* {1 r1 Y2 M
/ n. D! e- T( [& fMs Watson said: "My advice? Don't do it. 9 g! {; c9 E( a/ I9 h E2 g6 G
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"It can be very dangerous and potentially life-threatening.
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"Surgery can lead to infection, nasty scarring, and it could possibly end up with the person having to use a colostomy bag as a result."
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Health staff across Sheffield, Barnsley, Rotherham and Doncaster say they are no longer surprised at the things people use to spice up fun in the bedroom. : n/ t% a& H3 b. I9 t
: k4 x4 g2 _( C& ]7 H2 c6 fA hospital trust spokeswoman in Sheffield said: "Like all busy hospitals we do see some unusual accidents. # l6 C5 v$ C+ N" i
' B. v9 n4 f1 }0 t' [' |) D% j/ ~"But our staff deal with them in a discreet, professional and kind way." |
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