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一个牧师奇迹般的把一个马铃薯弄进了他的肛门，结果要开刀才拿出来。他的解释是他在裸体挂窗帘，不小心掉下来了，刚好坐在一个马铃薯上面。。。/ m* {/ R3 \( V( g. _. C
4 _8 E2 n, q3 d2 Q( B- X# F0 |, Qhttp://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/news/article1876886.ece
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6 J4 H2 L6 E% a+ VA VICAR turned up in agony at a hospital - with a potato stuck in his bottom.
/ [9 f: e3 b2 ^8 C* BThe clergyman told stunned casualty nurses he fell backwards on to his kitchen table while hanging curtains. 4 k/ J% S/ L( E4 T3 R2 k
9 a8 t, ^6 B+ O/ U( ]He happened to be nude at the time of the mishap. ! }7 u. H; m, k% _9 ?: P' a
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The embarrassed reverend, in his 50s, had to undergo a delicate operation to extract the offending vegetable. ; p- Z% X5 W' |& S
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The spud was yesterday revealed to be among a litany of objects medics in Sheffield have removed from people's nether regions.
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( P$ s q/ I7 qOthers include a can of deodorant, a cucumber, a Russian doll - and a carnation.
% |' E r8 S4 ?6 t HLike most of the other patients, the red-faced vicar insisted to staff at the city's Northern General Hospital that his predicament was NOT the result of a sex game gone wrong. 8 f$ _2 a* ^6 J
A & E nurse Trudi Watson said: "He explained to me, quite sincerely, he had been hanging curtains naked in the kitchen when he fell backwards on to the kitchen table and on to a potato. 1 D0 `6 u a: y) |& q2 A
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"But it's not for me to question his story. * ~8 e5 t# G N7 ~2 q% c
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"He had to undergo surgery to have it removed."
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# r: Z4 f o$ ~She admitted some sex-related emergencies had made staff chuckle. But she urged anyone contemplating sticking something where the sun doesn't shine to think again.
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3 a- a+ L- u* ^/ U! p% d) W) ]Ms Watson said: "My advice? Don't do it. ( h2 P$ ?( V' K, _3 G
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"It can be very dangerous and potentially life-threatening. 6 {/ e, L" C8 K' T
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"Surgery can lead to infection, nasty scarring, and it could possibly end up with the person having to use a colostomy bag as a result."
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! T: Z7 ~4 d! Q! L5 VHealth staff across Sheffield, Barnsley, Rotherham and Doncaster say they are no longer surprised at the things people use to spice up fun in the bedroom. ( A0 }( O) I. x3 k8 {# a
O& k9 S# \& V2 r, S0 NA hospital trust spokeswoman in Sheffield said: "Like all busy hospitals we do see some unusual accidents.
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