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Very funny.......
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Needing to use the restroom,
! r Z/ O, ^. ~& n$ \% ?% @I stopped at a rest area and headed to the restroom.7 o4 ]* v, [8 L; ~- q0 L7 O# {
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I was barely sitting down when I heard a voice from the other stall saying:
. f) m- D, P( x6 X2 _7 ?' R"Hi, how are you?"
. e3 v3 T4 \0 B1 r% g" \I'm not the type to start a conversation in the restroom and I don't know what got into me,
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4 G6 w# x+ B/ R5 UBut I answered, somewhat embarrassed,
# C ?0 _+ v! @! p6 j"Doin' just fine!"
9 L) Y3 \/ X" i: y* GAnd the other person says:2 h! s* Z7 m" Y! p2 _5 t
"So what are you up to?"8 V% C$ ]: `* @8 ]; \1 s
What kind of question is that? At that point, I'm thinking this is too bizarre so I say: / W6 t2 T( V3 n7 o& D" x8 `% Y- u
"Uhhh, I'm like you, just traveling!"??/ v& G/ i: {. [! j4 v) a
At this point I am just trying to get out as fast as I can when I hear another question.
! e3 m2 \( @0 |& q" q"Can I come over?" 5 f* T+ N+ O- V& D: j. ?1 }4 E' o( j
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" }/ s4 U; ~: k: n0 GOk, this question is just too weird for me but I figured I could just be polite and end the conversation. I tell them
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"No..I'm a little busy right now!!!"
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+ ~6 l y Z" G o) qThen I hear the person say nervously... 0 w0 F7 t5 V8 A$ U' ?7 Q9 }+ H/ S
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"Listen, I'll have to call you back. There's an idiot in the other stall who keeps' v; T0 i+ F/ H/ x7 t" {# J
# e$ z9 X1 F7 C# Wanswering all my questions
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! m# e6 F$ I- ?0 gCell phones, don't you just love them! |
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