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今 天我看到警察车在我后面，我打灯再转lane,他不过。一直平走。走了一条多街，我要转左，（吖，唔识打叻）so I switched back to the left lane and then signaled to turn left. & Q' @1 Z6 E$ Y
Suddenly the car behind me turned the siren on. I wasn't sure if that was for me so I turned left and pulled to the side.
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M* ?' W: G3 f; }"Can I have your driver license and registration please?" he said.1 z9 i8 f9 Z' w1 R
"What was the problem officer?"I enquired.
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) h- y- X0 S; _( R"Just stay here" so he walked away with my stuffs in his hand.1 |) ?) ]5 m3 P% C) `2 G7 a8 {9 i
Ten long minutes later. He reappeared by my window and said,"My partner and I saw you changing lane without signaling sir."4 b) E+ S! V1 w9 z1 _% V
"Oh,excuse me but I was just trying to let you pass" I objected.
' o1 I: k0 n2 u. w+ q"no, I mean the second time when you changed lane."
7 C f* }3 X( M: _I think he was pissed off that I cut in front of him.( o6 Z6 A. T0 x) {' }
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"Sorry sir, could you excuse me this time, after all I was trying to let you pass first, but......"
4 }( }5 v" \8 D4 N7 o' p7 }"No but"he continuously mumbling,"do you always ask for free food in the restaurant?'
4 b3 s! V* |% ]Then I said" for it, no point arguing just do what you have to do"
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& H s' A- W7 X% [. nWe both walked back to the police car and I saw another tiny police woman inside, so I waved "hi there'.' S8 h/ t+ b7 C* b" q; f
The policeman finished writing the ticket and said,"here, you are free to go now,' he then got back in his car." o' b& T+ i3 Q
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I look at the $115 ticket and said "holy cow, you're robbing me.", @9 ]0 c0 o" V9 B; L
Then I pulled out a toonie and placed it on their hood and said this is the tip for your friend there."& z# C' R7 X# y: K6 e
& i/ M3 u0 T# o4 eWoo. The policeman turned red and glared at me "look buddy, I am going to issue you another ticket for bribery."* O. d) _$ j) Q! q9 A
"Bribery?, no hell, just tips for your friend there."
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Oh boy, he tried to pretent to open the door but she giggling and held him back."
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. P* N9 `$ G/ D" H' i' t/ vSo I left. When I made the turn again, they were still quarrelling.
$ f, [! ~/ m4 ~7 pMy wife gave me shit "you always play around and when are you going to stop it."
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1 f7 {" x( o$ X( t, _7 Q# q& q2 ? I don't know why I am still laughing my guts out as I am typing now but it costed my $117. 哈哈。 |
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发表于 2006-1-22 11:33
