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Please note... these are all numbered "1" ON PURPOSE!
, @0 n$ i4 E" n: ?请注意，以下序号都是1不是误写9 p0 L5 z3 d/ c0 a/ O
8 h) P* _4 B- z. t; `, b) {: i, U1. Men ARE NOT mind readers.
* B+ }8 c, J k. [. y1，男人不是你肚子里的蛔虫) d! ?; i4 z# @8 n. Y: f/ c* l0 l
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1. Learn to work the toilet seat. You're a big girl. If it's up, put it
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6 A2 T2 a) e3 H5 K) ]/ x0 xWe need it up, you need it down. You don't hear us complaining about & y9 u" y- G: C( ~" O
you
0 h b& ^6 _2 U$ dleaving it down.5 F5 G/ R+ y* q3 i$ s- r
1，学会使用马桶盖，你是个大姑娘了，马桶盖要是翻起来了，你就放下去。我们需要盖子翻起来，你们需要放下去，你们什么时候听骨哦我们抱怨你们把马桶盖放下去？4 J, s q" R; A2 I: V4 b+ {0 Z6 T; E
6 \/ V+ i- A- S* S1. Sunday sports. It's like the full moon or the changing of the tides.
4 N) Y2 q* y/ R( J9 lLet it be.3 |; }3 ~ ^5 Y: K
1，周日的体育，无论它像满月还是潮汐，随他去! y! @6 x8 J1 q) a- z
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1. Shopping is NOT a sport. And no, we are never going to think of it# h* V0 l2 O# \4 A. j( _& f; ~# _
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1，购物不是体育。不，也别指望我们能那么想！( i t4 L/ E% p7 x% x
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1. Crying is blackmail.
$ H# ^* {# N$ C% m7 @7 x1，哭泣是敲诈
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6 N4 k) H+ l+ g# ~* O1. Ask for what you want.
" d. L8 f3 I4 T V5 U, s: [4 b3 \6 ALet us be clear on this one:Subtle hints do not work!7 n' G( ~' u" T1 p$ w3 v, W
Strong hints do not work!
9 h2 \3 `' E) [! k+ q9 HObvious hints do not work!- C! v0 B# c; k" [( W! f, m3 a* U
Just say it!1 n7 K x* P/ C% ~ I \
1，你想要什么就说
, c, T) c7 [2 r& o& K T1 d& W& m我们再说得清楚点，小暗示不管用，强烈按时不管用，明显的暗示也不管用！想干吗你明说！/ X+ \* ~5 }9 h/ F. K
2 n3 T" }+ r/ Y" D6 A n4 z' I# ?1. Yes and No are perfectly Acceptable answers to almost every 0 @) N" h2 S) F3 n
question.
' \$ L8 E( R: V# V% g# |1, yes 和no 是回答问题的绝好答案。 （意思是，丈夫仅仅说是，不是，妻子不满意）
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1. Come to us with a problem only If you want help solving it. That's K5 Y/ I+ u# i
what we do.
8 `1 ]* }7 B/ x @8 V+ iSympathy is what your girlfriends are for.
9 _1 i, T$ p: W5 c1，如果你有麻烦，可以来找我们帮助解决，可是不要仅仅为了获取同情，那是你们女朋友的责任。
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1. A headache that lasts for 17 months is a problem. See a doctor.* H7 f- X% L) @4 @( ]
1，你要是头疼了17个月，那你应该看医生去. D8 ?, k" e/ D& {
" F% Z+ t7 ^2 |9 V6 i; I6 J1. Anything we said 6 months ago is inadmissible in an argument.
; Z7 u5 t, @" c4 ~, v F: f) y$ D' SIn fact, all comments become null and void after 7 Days.
V j6 }7 u9 i; {9 k! j* u, m9 [3 R a我们6个月前说的话在争吵中不许再提及，事实上，我们说的话7天后就作废了
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1. If you won't dress like the Victoria's Secret girls, don't Expect us
5 \7 l* x5 l! p$ F6 Z/ `5 Ito act like soap opera guys.
- N1 z* ~; L4 \1，如果你不能穿的像个维多利亚的秘密（性感品牌）的女孩子们，那么也别指望我们行为象肥皂剧里面的男明星们" B$ ~& E' b/ V2 s+ i0 E. M
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1. If you think you're fat, you probably are. Don't ask us.
) U K& D7 D2 S9 C# l1，你要是觉得你胖，那你八成就胖，别问我们) L% ~/ |9 u! f0 [
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1. If something we said can be interpreted two ways and one of the ways- b; Y& M* v( `5 h5 o3 @# g
makes you sad or angry, we meant the other one.. [ ^9 d4 e7 F( u! b0 A+ z
1 如果我们说的话可以被理解成两种意思，而其中一种意思令你们伤心或者愤怒，那么我们本来是另一种意思。# f6 s; w8 x8 O) k% I
: ^- E6 w8 H b（谁有工夫继续一下，谢谢）- R% f; U, w$ c M K
1. You can either ask us to do something Or tell us how you want it# j1 N. [- A, h7 k7 d
done. Not both.$ A# D4 Z* I" e8 P+ Y6 r8 o/ W' D
If you already know best how to do it, ! just do it yourself.
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1. Whenever possible, Please say whatever you have to say during
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0 t3 H1 ^. U$ E# ?" B0 _, b1 u$ v1. Christopher Columbus did NOT need directions and neither do we.
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1. ALL men see in only 16 colors, like Windows default settings.
( K! W/ h- x7 V, BPeach, for example, is a fruit, not A color. Pumpkin is also a fruit.1 u" ^ ]1 M) g% K7 d5 |
We have no idea what mauve is.
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1. If it itches, it will Be scratched. We do that.
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, s6 p/ N/ i/ Y4 J; o1 g& q& J0 e1. If we ask what is wrong and you say "nothing," We will act like2 ]" K t, C- B# u# y: }
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We know you are lying, but it is just not worth the hassle.
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1. If you ask a question you don't want an answer to, Expect an answer
2 y! j6 z9 P' x: q9 r7 r: byou don't want to hear.
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0 d2 }% @. p# T1 d% T6 N# c4 p1 g1. When we have to go somewhere, absolutely anything you wear Is$ A' D$ E* G# |1 R6 ?
fine...Really., A& d: q" J6 A! Y/ E
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1. Don't ask us what we're thinking about unless you are prepared to
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1. You have enough clothes.2 d) V! {# |( G2 Q" D$ S0 `* G
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1. You have too many shoes.
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& ?: S0 M2 V% c# ?# l1. I am in shape. Round IS a shape!
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( ]$ x: u# E/ E8 u1. Thank you for reading this.
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4 w u" k9 W8 LYes, I know, I have to sleep on the couch tonight;
, p- X9 M0 O7 b) V/ yBut did you know men really don't mind that? It's like camping.
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! y# o& j. o) k) [1 ~+ y& tPass this to as many men as you can - to give them a laugh.
! p: X# C4 \: B Y p1 F! m5 a. jPass this to as many women as you can - to give them a bigger laugh |
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