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A computer hacker and idiotic dialogue

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Hacker: I have control of your computer # k' M4 k1 r( x/ X1 D1 ?
white: how control?
6 v- o* U- o( d/ ]& X hackers: white with a Trojan   H/ P5 x  O1 O6 S( b
:. . . . . . Where? I did not see
& {! h4 h; U, a: H# F hackers: Open your Task Manager
7 n- i" g0 b8 ~* k7 Y white:. . . . . . . Task Manager, where?
! T8 |  b4 \. `' F4 M% ` hackers:. . . . . Your computer below! !
2 E) D% X' E# q- G white: \; , B) [# P+ x) w/ u+ }$ F
Hacker: I have control of your computer 2 T% @; S+ w/ u" t. x- x* O+ d
white: Oh
3 _$ ]. G7 h9 Q2 n* t  y# g' v8 j hackers: a funk? ! Hey
4 k! H. `' F8 s, p8 V% d: K. m# L white: for the just, help me kill the virus it, many of the recent problems my Lord
! g+ N  B1 F6 q& y, u machine hackers:. . . . . .
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white: how do you always in my computer and out of 6 l0 s2 F/ F. ~: O
casual hackers: You can install a firewall
- C7 r+ R1 w7 N" ~+ U1 G; B9 s white: install a firewall, you can not access it?
1 J: z. B" t% C& \# R' b' W9 @ hackers: No ah, I just want to increase the point of interest, so control your computer made me feel an idiot yeah
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5 K. K' s1 q9 U. ^9 ] small White: I heard that you will create a \!
" E& X& |# E1 n! j% u* p hackers: ah   b. F" S; D7 \0 s5 j2 Z+ @
white: you can control someone else's computer? ! ' p' Q+ J: z1 b6 o0 Z/ L5 W# e% y
hackers: General is the 2 S9 w7 @+ J, N7 I, a6 E9 V  y
white: you can black out those sites?
: P( x4 A) r$ p2 b+ L$ } hackers: of course, did not hear people call me a \
7 Z& l- v% R. R2 I6 v8 ~8 c white:. . . . Oh ~ ~ ~ `I think that is because you look black. . . . .
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white: every day you come in, do not feel tired of it?
9 e% m6 B& }. @! Q5 l hacker: is a pain, your machine is the worst I've ever seen in one of the # j2 s; ]6 [9 R( d6 G& L3 q
white: is not it, this is Brand ; K& ~/ ^+ n( w0 y1 v# g% u% b  v5 y0 @
Hackers: I was mentally retarded in addition to your yard game machine only virus a
7 v# i2 B2 C: p0 h" R9 n white: Oh ~ ~ that you see me The \. . . . Goodbye
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hacker: Hey ~ ~ ~ I come! 3 x6 c" c- @- |( e" `8 T
white: not seen you for days, was my firewall blocking you?
' Q  i! {- J4 v hackers: Haha, jokes, on your machine is easier than my own, not you miss me / V) ?  B+ x4 J9 g' u- \# E2 W4 e
white: I want to Please help a busy 7 o$ A$ U* o% m; i* r$ l
hacker: What? 8 B6 J3 [2 ~# B! n/ h6 i
white: you can not modify the point into the power system data
7 p0 t" M* s! R' z$ Q hackers:. . . . . . Why do you want to! !   i6 _3 j$ b  c3 ^* p
white: Please, help me to my house this month, the electricity consumption of the bar. . . . . .
- V5 A* W+ |$ B7 r# _ hackers: die! ! 2 f  k, p+ t- [# W

" B2 i0 `% q2 k( X/ x: n  a' k3 A' F3 S hacker: you die Where is? ! ! ! / c, a5 |3 ~0 x. W) T$ K) q
white:. . . . Go out and play for a few days, ah, come to me why
4 p7 B' C/ ^% m" H( T1 M- ` Hacker: I'm looking for something # A9 ~( ]# ?" y0 d9 i( `
white: what I find here?
- z5 A; b( A% q& c; b hackers: the virus, looking for a few years ago an old virus, the virus is only stored on your machine All Rights
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- ~" o% k, H  P8 u% m- m1 E most hackers : I come! ! " {2 {8 t: p* `3 r
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hacker: how not to speak? " f. A/ h: b2 l. S7 m
white: a bad mood
2 C. L, M; S9 J& n8 U hackers: Who bullied you? & N& w7 O) a9 S. q: R
white: a Q No. I have not lost inside of my first love
) D+ o, F" k# ]6 D Internet hackers: this simple, I get it for you
- X& u3 b1 e/ ~! _3 O2 w0 \ white: do not get back ( x$ o5 ?& l, ?$ V5 l9 }& Y) n/ ^) x
hackers: No, tell me what number?
, ]  f! M' Z0 s& r7 n/ N white: Woo ~ ~ ~ ~ just do not remember
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7 S9 R" z7 |% q. O9 `* c white: you gave me out! ! ! !
3 K% T0 `" C# [1 E) x6 z: M' U( @8 \- I hacker: how wrong? !
+ H$ f1 x1 {6 j* L+ \; ?- [. v white: You are not the forum to use my ID to play it? ! !
. W. b  R" ~2 }# R+ g hackers:. . . . Sorry, forgot to tell you, but I did not do bad things, it makes up the one post, I promise next time not to play the   `& S/ s, r; ]# n$ w- E! g( c
white: it does not work! ! !
+ o* G* v- W+ D7 u hacker: how should you like? 6 j6 F# p2 l/ x3 X9 m5 j) B
white: you made the post was red-faced on this trip, my first was red, very happy Oh, you must give me code one \br> hackers: down! ; Q) f8 C2 m" {% C* k

: l/ _& C6 k& l; P) a hacker: Hey,ralph lauren pas cher, I did a lot of fun 4 ~# ~3 P- f9 l
white: what
! v7 }  s8 Q! e5 K7 p hackers: I go to the forums posted the top ) X' W% n" k/ q, U
white: This very common ah $ \# p1 P+ `7 O4 D- u: g6 }- k0 T
Hacker: I see stickers on the top , enjoy the landlord scolded pigs, good vent
9 C" W7 `8 \& h white: Wow, very enjoyable, and I can never dare, will be blocked! % f0 h3 f( b1 M& _3 j! l
Hackers: Yes, has been banned. ( `8 z2 K7 r5 n* P$ X. i
white: this is also fun? !
5 _& |3 B- W* r: @4 o Hackers: Yes, ah, because I use your ID # I' c. `* {, [6 w5 x; e% o1 O- s7 q
white: you are pro?
4 b9 M. f  [# a- J' E hackers: You can say it.
4 A* E7 {9 v6 q6 }8 L; h white: to what extent high?
5 @( a: O7 U0 H' E+ r8 b% C2 F hackers: ah, I am bored when their own # D3 v# W  b4 X- p( z# ^7 H
white black: Ah, this I will! 0 f) n5 B. F1 a3 I% J
hacker :#?%! You can? ! : P, h  u0 c8 E6 X, e% a
white: Yes, ah, a black off it. . . . .
/ i  i& x5 m+ Q! {+ N hackers: Go! 1 [0 W8 G; Y0 [/ X3 [9 _
white: Ask your question
. Y& l- Y4 ^; k6 O6 ` hacker: says
% ]; q/ {1 ]/ P4 \ white: Besides me, you can also control other people's computers do ? % ?# p5 ?1 z- }
Hackers: Yes you can. . . . ( h2 p9 }1 w( o' S, R. _- ^
white: no networking is also OK?
: ^  C$ Q% @: z hackers:. . . . . . .
7 V. j# \! b  a, y7 a+ ^/ S5 v/ _8 ` white: You can remote control to open someone else's machine it? ! i2 Z/ ]8 l) ^2 \: G
hackers:. . . . . . . .
3 k. e/ F: O8 `6 d! C3 @/ s white: You can steal top-secret file it! ! !
% V4 Y$ E) s1 H. i hackers: I think you see more movies, go to sleep
9 J0 o& ~/ h- G( z: \ white wash: my computer is broken - J( p7 `5 A% m
hackers:. . . . . . . Just checked, your computer no problem   W" v  s) k. C1 d, s1 @% U
white: that is, you bully me
; z1 d$ _0 y5 Z2 j; g- A- O- N hackers: No ah   N: R6 z6 u0 y3 ~/ K" t
white: You are! MP3 files are passed to my no images!
5 ^* M5 X; a# t" \" q hackers: help ah ~~~~~~~ , i# @, X/ t4 N. x; }; j8 \1 H' M
white: Ask a computer problems can you answer?
$ `' b( R, n& M4 \4 g5 L Hackers: should be able to
0 E9 K! l  J9 i. e3 h white: Which key on the keyboard the most handsome? 7 W) O3 J( W+ z" Q6 o5 j
hackers:. . . . . . . Do not know
( l% \7 T3 z4 f" I% y7 R3 m3 o white: of course, \! 2 U& l+ H0 q. S4 W: j; Y9 [
hackers: halo ~ ~ ~ This is a computer problem? ! ! & }6 Z' z1 q' A3 V
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white: ask you a computer problems you can answer?
9 X, m; {7 {# m, ^5 p( ` hackers: If the problem is not your idiot - U; T. t9 S. \: [3 t
white: I am serious! ! You can operate my computer? $ c* N6 a' h0 R. a
hackers: ah,juicy couture shop, yes
, j: }0 i$ _; K) \$ w  A white: that problem, you can solve it ' K. S3 d2 x" v: M4 l
hackers: Your question is, should not be difficult ; " l3 A. ^9 Z' ?) I4 U0 h  O. L
white: Great, my fans do not seem to turn up,nike air jordan, help me change it ( |: S8 n9 ]( d2 [1 ^' ]
a hacker:. . . . I excused
( Y' G: U5 `0 M, l& g( U4 ^ white: we see meet you?
5 U2 q* ?- ^9 O: S% M5 N hackers:. . . . This, not so good, why should we see 0 \! U3 i6 K. h% o# {% ^5 ^% R, t
white: I want to see you are not the same and I would like to 5 \$ P/ C3 u* j7 o0 p5 V
Hacker: Oh, what you think? ; J9 r: L0 a% Z* `
white: handsome, wearing tights, and very magical, where can go around the maintenance of world peace Rights & Q% n, P3 m4 H
hackers:. . . . You say that Spider-Man, boss!
4 g6 J1 x  y( Z7 D0 Z; H hackers: Kazakhstan woven ~ ~ ~
. s% z0 @; t4 z' g3 w) ^$ A white: You called every day, is not very curious about me?
/ x7 I6 J5 _+ I2 o5 q: b+ u hackers: not curious, is the habit, easily came in
. z: U% t. Q+ G! } white: Well, I have a good way to change your habit : [4 {* F: O1 g8 W0 x5 T3 i
hacker :. . . . Oh? ! Any way / u5 @- y2 _( i9 ~2 f1 w3 M, R# }. f
white: I went to the bureau to change the bandwidth 1K, so you can not squeeze in, because too narrow, ha ha ~ ~ ( V3 B+ X6 J3 T9 w8 E  c' q) @( p" o
hackers: Genius ah! . . . . . You can also connect to it?
  j/ m: Y+ z7 B; S- B white: to ah, and slowly the hymns! 8 }- O. u* h2 O- W# E0 M# a
white: you every day into my computer, is not very curious about me?
  }. }; L0 Z4 h, y2 n! B' u- [* e+ E hackers: No wonder, only used
0 V9 f$ X2 k  q6 y" B+ a white: no you're curious about the place? 2 e" z# W2 y4 f% r
hackers: a ah, I always wanted to know your machine so much as when the virus crashes ) ]3 A! u% Q% F, ?

4 W, `$ [' M, s8 N2 \" a! S white: I would like to control your computer
1 Z0 }" o$ P" t  ~5 o' h- N" Z Hackers: I will not have other people access my computer I will be mad
1 U3 s* ^3 O4 s7 I- W white: This is not fair! !
6 J4 S5 g; ]) T hackers: ah, well, you control the good of the 5 D2 y  T" o5 B# b+ u  S
white:. . . . But I will not. . . . ' T" Z! H$ I+ u6 h& K
hackers: Ta-ta ~ ~ ~ why I agree with ah! ! !
) O$ R, Y5 _& I! K: i. Q9 f) p Hacker: I'm white   u& K. j5 j5 p9 p/ W; a
us again: This is probably the last time we met the
' e) s3 W4 M; I, v Hacker: Oh? What happened?
+ R% Z  K) J0 p# I white: I want to reinstall the system, antivirus, firewall protection,Ed Hardy T-Shirt, will not let you come in! : g1 g! u, l, U) H1 ]8 W2 t! \
hackers: You are so tired of me. . . . . Well, since I do not come, goodbye ' w$ ]5 B& ~, }, _" W
white: ah. . . . . Hey, wait a minute! ! First taught me what is the reload system! 5 d. o0 i3 o6 s
hackers:. . . . . . . . . .
% a$ Y+ x3 n9 B! ]$ c. D% c hackers: so late, and how not offline? * V* W) u2 E* B( I$ L. `# W
white: Oh, is the next, and I went to pull the power
& ~& B* N' \0 R: F0 [ hackers: Slow! You will not shut down?
2 M- W" N5 k  y9 n  g! M white: Yes ah, just point the shutdown, it does not move,paul smith bags, and can only press the power ; Z* c+ Z  C4 ^
hackers: you modify the registry: Open the HKEY_LOCAL_MACHINE \ SOFTWARE \ Microsoft \ Windows NT \ CurrentVersion \ Winlogon Right-click on the Winlogon key, select \) p4 U2 i" U2 ]: M
white:. . . . . . I press the power to the hackers call it
+ e- ]& S+ u' n white: You are not really powerful 1 [6 Y( n9 {0 R$ K' m6 ~
hackers: so-so friends . K3 Y! p5 X- p
white: bragging! You have the ability to shut down my machine in the horse.
' {3 G; q. t7 e( a' C; L& D- T7 k hackers: this place is difficult! You wait
. M7 c) m- F! b, V( C hackers: Haha, buttoned regret it ( A6 K% H6 Y+ T1 E) P  K2 {
white: Hey,abercrombie fitch clothing, thank you friends ~ ~ ~ ~ I was out to play, just want you to help me shutdown . . . .
6 J8 O( X3 O# z+ u% e0 O hackers: halo ~ ~ ~ ~
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