(ZT)前台小姐的超强英语。NB大了.............

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刚才来了个老外，进到办公室，前台小姐左看右看，大家都在打游戏，只有自己比较
清闲，面带微笑的：
/ ?+ `# r6 V" O: e. R前台小姐：“hello.”
老外：“hi.”
前台小姐：“you have what thing？”
老外：“can you speak english？”
前台小姐：“if i not speak english, i am speaking what？”
. k9 s+ k( k8 [; I- ]7 j2 `, F老外：“can anybody else speak english？”
: O/ d6 f. g5 {* t7 J* t; t& G前台小姐：“you yourself look. all people are playing, no people have time, you
can wait, you wait, you not wait, you go！”
老外：“good heavens. anybody here can speak english？”
! [3 N  F3 m) ~% j6 P1 e6 I! U前台小姐：“shout what shout, quiet a little, you on earth have what thing ?”
4 l6 u9 y9 n: j老外：“i want to speak to your head.”
. M7 I# ~3 o6 J9 l& j# Q前台小姐：“head not zai. you tomorrow come！”
老外：........

ChiaPet

我以前也是这样说英语的, 现在都改观了.

propeller

{:2_81:}

冰山上的来客

我现在也这么说！！

shstock

我现在也这么说！！
0 ?  O5 t) r. F1 F- i冰山上的来客 发表于 2010-4-30 15:33

我也是!! 有什么不对吗?!

susanne

啊哈哈~~~，这是个笑话吧？