(ZT)前台小姐的超强英语。NB大了.............

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刚才来了个老外，进到办公室，前台小姐左看右看，大家都在打游戏，只有自己比较
清闲，面带微笑的：
5 B8 k+ s# u$ s5 F6 G$ v# \( x0 L前台小姐：“hello.”
老外：“hi.”
( n" @6 p/ m% i7 {, d: j前台小姐：“you have what thing？”
老外：“can you speak english？”
前台小姐：“if i not speak english, i am speaking what？”
老外：“can anybody else speak english？”
3 N7 ]& g( l) `: E/ d0 y前台小姐：“you yourself look. all people are playing, no people have time, you
can wait, you wait, you not wait, you go！”
: s/ j+ V7 l, t! `0 l, i0 }& X, \老外：“good heavens. anybody here can speak english？”
前台小姐：“shout what shout, quiet a little, you on earth have what thing ?”
1 ^2 p4 ~, M8 @& v/ D( Q; ~3 e# \" n老外：“i want to speak to your head.”
前台小姐：“head not zai. you tomorrow come！”
2 E9 V2 q* V' x, G, `6 z' U$ \老外：........

ChiaPet

我以前也是这样说英语的, 现在都改观了.

propeller

{:2_81:}

冰山上的来客

我现在也这么说！！

shstock

我现在也这么说！！
冰山上的来客 发表于 2010-4-30 15:33

我也是!! 有什么不对吗?!

susanne

啊哈哈~~~，这是个笑话吧？