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刚才来了个老外，进到办公室，前台小姐左看右看，大家都在打游戏，只有自己比较5 q" ~, X* v- B5 j) i [% p/ P
清闲，面带微笑的：
. V5 ^( ^+ S1 q8 O0 A前台小姐：“hello.”0 F0 p, q3 W; e8 d+ f, J5 f
老外：“hi.”+ F g. h* G0 \% \8 \) P
前台小姐：“you have what thing？”
0 L! t6 j$ c, h$ X) M1 s- ?& s老外：“can you speak english？”. o7 U4 e4 t8 i8 V# z$ z$ M
前台小姐：“if i not speak english, i am speaking what？”
3 ]6 h* n/ F Y! b- j, \8 Q* \! }老外：“can anybody else speak english？”1 e4 c7 R: A2 z: l0 `
前台小姐：“you yourself look. all people are playing, no people have time, you
8 [. R: X- p/ [/ H) Pcan wait, you wait, you not wait, you go！”
6 l& p I9 r: I# E3 j) y+ r5 N. M+ A老外：“good heavens. anybody here can speak english？”, s3 L; Z3 j: c
前台小姐：“shout what shout, quiet a little, you on earth have what thing ?”- f9 D' w R2 a# [. R( p
老外：“i want to speak to your head.”
" N5 @- u2 z2 f# o6 x: O, z前台小姐：“head not zai. you tomorrow come！”
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发表于 2010-4-30 10:06
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发表于 2010-4-30 11:02
我以前也是这样说英语的, 现在都改观了.
