(ZT)前台小姐的超强英语。NB大了.............

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刚才来了个老外，进到办公室，前台小姐左看右看，大家都在打游戏，只有自己比较
# n. b& T+ `; V4 M. [( I$ ]清闲，面带微笑的：
( R+ T1 o1 j- H( Z8 S% }前台小姐：“hello.”
老外：“hi.”
前台小姐：“you have what thing？”
5 Z6 }5 y' I' m( r/ U) O老外：“can you speak english？”
前台小姐：“if i not speak english, i am speaking what？”
老外：“can anybody else speak english？”
前台小姐：“you yourself look. all people are playing, no people have time, you
can wait, you wait, you not wait, you go！”
4 \% w% I$ o2 p7 B, I4 Y& o% L8 h老外：“good heavens. anybody here can speak english？”
6 S8 T+ s2 A$ ?# E3 A" p前台小姐：“shout what shout, quiet a little, you on earth have what thing ?”
( J9 ^4 |( Q! q; Q9 P7 c老外：“i want to speak to your head.”
6 B- F; x, }; v' W$ A2 p) ~- l前台小姐：“head not zai. you tomorrow come！”
老外：........

ChiaPet

我以前也是这样说英语的, 现在都改观了.

propeller

{:2_81:}

冰山上的来客

我现在也这么说！！

shstock

我现在也这么说！！
" {+ Z1 y( [% [% r3 }" ?/ j! g冰山上的来客 发表于 2010-4-30 15:33

5 D8 o3 @, }0 p# t" J* k我也是!! 有什么不对吗?!

susanne

啊哈哈~~~，这是个笑话吧？