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刚才来了个老外，进到办公室，前台小姐左看右看，大家都在打游戏，只有自己比较
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' [; {- C# P. Q; U, S+ e% \; ]前台小姐：“hello.”* A9 M- X# `. x+ ~& k
老外：“hi.”
5 v" q5 a4 ^3 R- x+ h4 X+ Z% k- k前台小姐：“you have what thing？”& d& b+ r6 s0 y. \5 z4 ~6 b
老外：“can you speak english？”8 R: }$ D' ^% H2 t- x
前台小姐：“if i not speak english, i am speaking what？”% o. ^- C" C. R# O3 r7 f; ]% a
老外：“can anybody else speak english？”
! _$ Y' O0 w* T% J0 Z! v7 }+ a前台小姐：“you yourself look. all people are playing, no people have time, you d4 M( [* }8 s' @1 }
can wait, you wait, you not wait, you go！”. ?6 `1 \! G f9 u
老外：“good heavens. anybody here can speak english？”) N% o& G2 y4 ]( T) y
前台小姐：“shout what shout, quiet a little, you on earth have what thing ?”
% K+ d+ D! E# Q- {老外：“i want to speak to your head.”
: ^! r9 v7 _1 w X4 P' D6 `前台小姐：“head not zai. you tomorrow come！”
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发表于 2010-4-30 10:06
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发表于 2010-4-30 11:02
我以前也是这样说英语的, 现在都改观了.
