(ZT)前台小姐的超强英语。NB大了.............

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刚才来了个老外，进到办公室，前台小姐左看右看，大家都在打游戏，只有自己比较
& z  t* `  E& Z清闲，面带微笑的：
3 K; t) l2 t9 x/ W+ r前台小姐：“hello.”
+ l) r& X! U2 e+ n; t5 \老外：“hi.”
前台小姐：“you have what thing？”
老外：“can you speak english？”
) Y& g4 K- y0 E% y- g8 Y( b前台小姐：“if i not speak english, i am speaking what？”
老外：“can anybody else speak english？”
前台小姐：“you yourself look. all people are playing, no people have time, you
# `& ~5 G1 V/ @1 j  ~! Lcan wait, you wait, you not wait, you go！”
老外：“good heavens. anybody here can speak english？”
6 j+ k0 H' @8 {# o! D前台小姐：“shout what shout, quiet a little, you on earth have what thing ?”
7 W; O3 i, ?+ @0 q1 `( `老外：“i want to speak to your head.”
8 \; p: w- U) U8 C# ?前台小姐：“head not zai. you tomorrow come！”
2 h4 E& o2 K7 f2 k* Z$ m4 v: z老外：........

ChiaPet

我以前也是这样说英语的, 现在都改观了.

propeller

{:2_81:}

冰山上的来客

我现在也这么说！！

shstock

我现在也这么说！！
/ J) Y& |1 _$ c9 H5 p冰山上的来客 发表于 2010-4-30 15:33

3 ~' ]2 V5 d( v' ?3 ~8 p/ }我也是!! 有什么不对吗?!

susanne

啊哈哈~~~，这是个笑话吧？