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At the end of the tax year, Revenue Canada office sent an inspector to ( Q. S& |; F1 h4 D) K& Z$ Q, I, F
audit the books of a local hospital. While the auditor was checking the
) p2 K# D2 K" H& l5 |" t$ J$ K1 a books he turned to the CFO of the hospital and said, "I notice you buy a
7 O0 A' {% D7 H1 b) o3 f' G/ a lot of bandages. What do you do with the end of the roll when there's too ) ` Z* X; |- P" _
little left to be of any use?" - g5 I; f; G& x/ a
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"Good question," noted the CFO. "We save them up and send them back to + y6 k8 |" b4 ]* C- }, Z" ~
the bandage company, and every now and then they send us a free box of
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"Oh," replied the auditor, somewhat disappointed that his unusual
! o. ^/ J, l/ R. t( P* H. T question had a practical answer. But on he went, in his obnoxious way.
2 w6 A/ P* g% Y3 N "What about all these plaster purchases? What do you do with what's left $ C8 k' F, T8 r; ]* p
over after setting a cast on a patient?"
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: W( |4 P( z, v- m0 \( U3 O( p "Ah, yes," replied the CFO, realizing that the inspector was trying to
4 `7 u7 Y/ z# c trap him with an unanswerable question. "We save it and send it back to * {0 A0 }3 I* i
the manufacturer, and every now and then they send us a free package of
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# e9 s7 y4 |: P6 g( m7 k "I see," replied the auditor, thinking hard about how he could fluster * T/ J0 n2 L, k) h, V5 Z+ y
the know-it-all CFO. "Well," he went on, "What do you do with all the . S; a: U& p: H" Y: v9 V
leftover foreskins from the circumcisions you perform?"
( Q l+ y: `* l) ]8 W1 ] "Here, too, we do not waste," answered the CFO. "What we do is save all
- u7 s8 Q# [ ]( e the little foreskins and send them to Revenue Canada, and about once a - G, ?5 f4 V" A7 f3 Y: h: {: k
year they send us a complete dick." |
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