a joke

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At the end of the tax year, Revenue Canada office sent an inspector to   
( O( n8 c0 @. t1 b  audit the books of a local hospital. While the auditor was checking the   
5 N% n; n1 ]9 i  books he turned to the CFO of the hospital and said, "I notice you buy a
; P! x) f. ]! e7 S- A: l0 o1 y. _  lot of bandages. What do you do with the end of the roll when there's too
3 u4 E4 ^" [2 b3 y  little left to be of any use?"                                            
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- S: {/ X1 b- ?# g# S, c  "Good question," noted the CFO. "We save them up and send them back to   
% n! c/ G  S3 ~  n& {3 ]  r. m  the bandage company, and every now and then they send us a free box of   
  bandages."                                                               
                                                                           
  "Oh," replied the auditor, somewhat disappointed that his unusual         
3 {: V9 |4 k5 \% J: J  question had a practical answer. But on he went, in his obnoxious way.   
- @4 U: h$ i& t1 U! I5 F$ L, M4 ^  "What about all these plaster purchases? What do you do with what's left  
  over after setting a cast on a patient?"                                 
                                                                           
  "Ah, yes," replied the CFO, realizing that the inspector was trying to   
3 g5 a% t9 v  v  trap him with an unanswerable question. "We save it and send it back to   
  the manufacturer, and every now and then they send us a free package of   
  plaster."                                                                 
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! A- }# M6 I" r6 n9 ?; P3 r  "I see," replied the auditor, thinking hard about how he could fluster   
  the know-it-all CFO. "Well," he went on, "What do you do with all the     
  leftover foreskins from the circumcisions you perform?"                  
* N% ^6 u! P& j. D  "Here, too, we do not waste," answered the CFO. "What we do is save all   
" H4 V5 m6 K, N3 Y  the little foreskins and send them to Revenue Canada, and about once a   
7 T3 q+ o) v; a' @  J  year they send us a complete dick."

竹帘儿

对付dick的好办法就是act like an ass hole.

propeller

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