a joke

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At the end of the tax year, Revenue Canada office sent an inspector to   
9 H/ ^" E) f! C! L7 U+ s  audit the books of a local hospital. While the auditor was checking the   
. l0 Y2 N' ^$ o5 C7 f  books he turned to the CFO of the hospital and said, "I notice you buy a
& c! o7 f9 t* G! x2 \  lot of bandages. What do you do with the end of the roll when there's too
  little left to be of any use?"                                            
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  "Good question," noted the CFO. "We save them up and send them back to   
# r8 P( B/ k8 P3 m  the bandage company, and every now and then they send us a free box of   
$ t' }: z) _+ H, F( @1 E  bandages."                                                               
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  "Oh," replied the auditor, somewhat disappointed that his unusual         
" P& e& b- f; w  question had a practical answer. But on he went, in his obnoxious way.   
; {' p2 n0 T+ g  L, Y  "What about all these plaster purchases? What do you do with what's left  
. ?  m' W3 @) l5 a- h4 M  over after setting a cast on a patient?"                                 
                                                                           
  "Ah, yes," replied the CFO, realizing that the inspector was trying to   
  trap him with an unanswerable question. "We save it and send it back to   
0 Z7 f+ N3 I1 V  U' C: J, o  the manufacturer, and every now and then they send us a free package of   
  plaster."                                                                 
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  "I see," replied the auditor, thinking hard about how he could fluster   
  the know-it-all CFO. "Well," he went on, "What do you do with all the     
  leftover foreskins from the circumcisions you perform?"                  
1 E" |$ q0 G) M8 ^8 J" d& c  "Here, too, we do not waste," answered the CFO. "What we do is save all   
  the little foreskins and send them to Revenue Canada, and about once a   
  year they send us a complete dick."

竹帘儿

对付dick的好办法就是act like an ass hole.

propeller

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