a joke

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At the end of the tax year, Revenue Canada office sent an inspector to   
  audit the books of a local hospital. While the auditor was checking the   
  books he turned to the CFO of the hospital and said, "I notice you buy a
  lot of bandages. What do you do with the end of the roll when there's too
# q$ b( H: X8 a/ S9 A  little left to be of any use?"                                            
                                                                           
  "Good question," noted the CFO. "We save them up and send them back to   
9 U% t: z  t* g0 U8 {0 t: v  [  the bandage company, and every now and then they send us a free box of   
  bandages."                                                               
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  "Oh," replied the auditor, somewhat disappointed that his unusual         
  question had a practical answer. But on he went, in his obnoxious way.   
  "What about all these plaster purchases? What do you do with what's left  
" U" v; T+ a! _7 E% x1 g  over after setting a cast on a patient?"                                 
                                                                           
, M$ m5 d. T. n( Y" p4 O  {  "Ah, yes," replied the CFO, realizing that the inspector was trying to   
  trap him with an unanswerable question. "We save it and send it back to   
/ X; g$ H3 m$ \' ]; c& l1 O; @  the manufacturer, and every now and then they send us a free package of   
' \/ [# R) p! c! L! I# e' r  plaster."                                                                 
                                                                           
  "I see," replied the auditor, thinking hard about how he could fluster   
  the know-it-all CFO. "Well," he went on, "What do you do with all the     
  leftover foreskins from the circumcisions you perform?"                  
+ ^5 N$ X5 o# @7 Y0 d  "Here, too, we do not waste," answered the CFO. "What we do is save all   
  the little foreskins and send them to Revenue Canada, and about once a   
  year they send us a complete dick."

竹帘儿

对付dick的好办法就是act like an ass hole.

propeller

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