a joke

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At the end of the tax year, Revenue Canada office sent an inspector to   
  audit the books of a local hospital. While the auditor was checking the   
2 h- \) n, Y9 C  books he turned to the CFO of the hospital and said, "I notice you buy a
  lot of bandages. What do you do with the end of the roll when there's too
( R" ?( \$ b6 ?1 O- @) q: V  little left to be of any use?"                                            
                                                                           
* ?+ N: Q  w0 h# v- w+ D* X  "Good question," noted the CFO. "We save them up and send them back to   
  the bandage company, and every now and then they send us a free box of   
# V$ `* \+ q" `' J+ g' B$ d  bandages."                                                               
# G# a6 Q4 H0 W. a  L# P+ y0 S                                                                           
  "Oh," replied the auditor, somewhat disappointed that his unusual         
  question had a practical answer. But on he went, in his obnoxious way.   
' @& X- x( I9 i9 `1 V+ O5 q  "What about all these plaster purchases? What do you do with what's left  
) @/ P# E% h) ^( S) z& w  over after setting a cast on a patient?"                                 
                                                                           
$ a% _! E* }& s6 C  "Ah, yes," replied the CFO, realizing that the inspector was trying to   
, H9 t# T8 z. y8 L/ t: c' t6 q/ _  trap him with an unanswerable question. "We save it and send it back to   
  the manufacturer, and every now and then they send us a free package of   
  plaster."                                                                 
. [6 V" ~! Z6 u1 s, o- ^  s                                                                           
  p% E+ e6 `4 h1 W1 y5 b4 ^  "I see," replied the auditor, thinking hard about how he could fluster   
) I. |4 @9 }# P  the know-it-all CFO. "Well," he went on, "What do you do with all the     
3 U) C1 h+ y* H  leftover foreskins from the circumcisions you perform?"                  
  "Here, too, we do not waste," answered the CFO. "What we do is save all   
1 n+ `& `' D4 o; t4 x. ~  the little foreskins and send them to Revenue Canada, and about once a   
1 e* p) v, z: n  year they send us a complete dick."

竹帘儿

对付dick的好办法就是act like an ass hole.

propeller

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