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At the end of the tax year, Revenue Canada office sent an inspector to / u: Q- [6 p4 K6 |7 p
audit the books of a local hospital. While the auditor was checking the ; \9 b1 s7 ^+ v" `
books he turned to the CFO of the hospital and said, "I notice you buy a4 \* G8 e( j* @* J, D' B* ~
lot of bandages. What do you do with the end of the roll when there's too ; _! N' f' y8 h8 ^0 v! p2 F
little left to be of any use?"
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. Z( \% z; \/ U+ v- U "Good question," noted the CFO. "We save them up and send them back to
* Q% n# d8 Q# c- Z the bandage company, and every now and then they send us a free box of
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* c; o" _+ z: y1 O. x "Oh," replied the auditor, somewhat disappointed that his unusual 3 n6 d( J3 `) ~- M+ z0 g8 t
question had a practical answer. But on he went, in his obnoxious way.
0 M0 u* }+ b' O8 C5 ^1 l/ w "What about all these plaster purchases? What do you do with what's left - D, ~% d5 Z# N- P: r
over after setting a cast on a patient?"
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"Ah, yes," replied the CFO, realizing that the inspector was trying to , l! x; y" b& J) b+ L1 G: e, I
trap him with an unanswerable question. "We save it and send it back to ! c/ f3 N* l6 h5 Z; K, h2 n
the manufacturer, and every now and then they send us a free package of
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"I see," replied the auditor, thinking hard about how he could fluster
8 k, {6 b; P7 n1 F5 r the know-it-all CFO. "Well," he went on, "What do you do with all the
$ e8 S4 p$ |' B0 |8 G leftover foreskins from the circumcisions you perform?" 8 a) y& s7 C# ~1 `9 r; n% _
"Here, too, we do not waste," answered the CFO. "What we do is save all
* \" a3 n" r( X the little foreskins and send them to Revenue Canada, and about once a
: E6 O. K/ B' T% G9 u: N4 P( h3 W year they send us a complete dick." |
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