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1 _$ t2 W; n6 S" ^Redneck Yard Swing
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& B0 G' o0 j7 D# u/ U A Redneck passed away and left his entire& `$ D$ |0 u- d' d. F
estate to his beloved widow . .. . but she can't touch it 'till she's 14.
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Redneck Cooler" l9 m, e B! R4 x1 \
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How do you know when you're staying in a Redneck motel?
3 h' ?& k" q" O5 N! } When you call the front desk and say, " I gotta leak in my sink, and the clerk replies ......"Go ahead."
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Redneck Cellar
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y1 t& w* V# `8 e3 b% d, S Redneck Garden
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8 u! i9 R# f$ e5 y5 b Did you hear that they have raised the minimum drinking age for Rednecks to 32 ???
1 ?8 X6 @$ }' G- s) q& b% I8 Y+ J It seems they want to keep alcohol out of the high schools. 9 P4 I' z. i. Q$ }+ s" W, ]
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& t# f: a$ Y2 Z) M. s+ Q5 Y Two reasons why it's so hard to solve a Redneck murder:
6 F, U5 ? ^2 d4 v( s 1) The DNA is all the same6 H9 Y3 M' u# `+ v% _4 c% ?% o
2) There are no dental records
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Redneck Mailbox8 N/ h2 h8 |. J! X8 i; F+ x" H5 R
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Who invented the toothbrush?# L2 A0 K! ^2 d# [! W
A Redneck!! . K' \5 [+ A7 r8 R0 k
(If it had been invented by anyone else, it would have been a teeth brush)
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Redneck Time Out
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Did you hear about the $3 million Redneck Lottery ?7 t% ?; M# Y# R% R
The winner gets $3.00 a year for a million years. h6 l% A6 N- V8 j' R
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Redneck Weenie Roast
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A new Redneck law was just recently passed
1 l$ m' X9 f8 B% I; T1 O4 M, Z. ? When a couple gets divorced, they are STILL cousins.* q) a( J4 U0 ~9 D9 ^
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6 `1 [- Q& ?5 B% ~, q Did you hear that the Redneck Governor's Mansion burned down?% A' h9 y2 c3 b# v* Z7 s$ f6 h
'Yep.. Prit'near took out the whole trailer park. The library was a total loss too. Both books went poof . . . up in flames and the Governor hadn't even finished coloring one of them.'. ~0 a* B3 i+ v- S# U" W
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(if Norman Rockwell were a Redneck)
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A State Trooper pulls over a pickup on Highway 16
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/ T7 B$ R: X( N and the driver replies 'Bout wut?'
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! D- {& Q9 E+ `9 J A Redneck Christmas Sleigh...
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; l2 x! Y; }! I& _, r' c- i That's all folks!
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