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. `5 g: O Z& R% b- x/ G& JRedneck Yard Swing
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7 F* Y4 ^ J' e A Redneck passed away and left his entire7 c' H- Z1 p( E8 d3 M1 R
estate to his beloved widow . .. . but she can't touch it 'till she's 14./ O+ E* f4 S' j- ]% H' U
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4 T& ?* R( e' ^2 B$ f- R; X+ { Redneck Cooler3 M/ s5 T6 v* H, {6 ~/ w
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! N. G( {" |0 g% a j4 [ How do you know when you're staying in a Redneck motel?
9 Q" i/ X8 I8 |& p) Z When you call the front desk and say, " I gotta leak in my sink, and the clerk replies ......"Go ahead."
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\( f. F9 y; e' A2 Y1 o Redneck Cellar
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Redneck Garden1 m C7 G# o" {5 A
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Did you hear that they have raised the minimum drinking age for Rednecks to 32 ??? - J/ u; F/ V2 c0 o7 w. o9 B
It seems they want to keep alcohol out of the high schools.
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: }/ @/ J1 G, @1 D+ l Redneck Limo
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Two reasons why it's so hard to solve a Redneck murder:
# B& q2 R+ w, Z 1) The DNA is all the same
" ]$ X, n. b! `9 d 2) There are no dental records
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Redneck Mailbox
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Who invented the toothbrush?: l. ~- B9 K3 Y5 y7 K
A Redneck!!
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9 T9 C; k% S5 w% [ Redneck Time Out
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& F3 a3 r P! U* O5 z, |3 ] Did you hear about the $3 million Redneck Lottery ?+ O+ P6 W# d# p8 H C* b# X
The winner gets $3.00 a year for a million years.
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0 {, u' L, w# R) E9 V: D A new Redneck law was just recently passed1 \3 g+ c9 ~ R' j0 h' ], z p7 W$ A
When a couple gets divorced, they are STILL cousins.: u* X* x4 u4 M2 t2 m
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6 P+ |0 o" p8 R h( P5 B Did you hear that the Redneck Governor's Mansion burned down?
; L4 }; C6 g! S/ ~: U 'Yep.. Prit'near took out the whole trailer park. The library was a total loss too. Both books went poof . . . up in flames and the Governor hadn't even finished coloring one of them.'0 m) M2 w+ i/ Q6 _* A
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A Redneck Thanksgiving
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7 F$ A2 M8 i% `* _7 R) t' d) N (if Norman Rockwell were a Redneck)* Z \6 ?# R* C" k% Z: r
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A State Trooper pulls over a pickup on Highway 16; v: Y( Z, ]/ ^
and says to the driver, 'Got any I.D. ? ' . .
" I# g7 Q& t A8 R- k and the driver replies 'Bout wut?'
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A Redneck Christmas Sleigh...
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That's all folks!
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