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本帖最后由 Xbfeng 于 2010-4-7 13:17 编辑 3 L: Q1 w7 `- X2 i& `
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Redneck Yard Swing8 Z, [8 P6 P# L0 }
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6 \" R. T" F* F estate to his beloved widow . .. . but she can't touch it 'till she's 14.' ]9 l! H8 g6 ~7 ?7 ^: j3 ~& u
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Redneck Cooler
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How do you know when you're staying in a Redneck motel?2 K3 [5 X' Z: E
When you call the front desk and say, " I gotta leak in my sink, and the clerk replies ......"Go ahead."
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Redneck Cellar
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Redneck Garden
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Did you hear that they have raised the minimum drinking age for Rednecks to 32 ??? 5 Z; A: x3 J# l; ~/ G9 N
It seems they want to keep alcohol out of the high schools.
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) ?7 V" |& b$ G; n3 t Two reasons why it's so hard to solve a Redneck murder:
2 C$ ` b. d- k( g* J 1) The DNA is all the same
/ A# g2 T4 l. V* Z 2) There are no dental records
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Redneck Mailbox# \9 b. S: [; G
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0 }4 S& c" Y1 p9 b) G4 M; x Who invented the toothbrush?
8 e* u% V( v* \; o& s( V A Redneck!!
: c9 X! N4 H' R' y8 x% B (If it had been invented by anyone else, it would have been a teeth brush)
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Redneck Time Out
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) G" O' {1 s1 V! W! ?5 s Did you hear about the $3 million Redneck Lottery ?
' s) I% ?0 R5 w3 Z$ ?! }. S The winner gets $3.00 a year for a million years.
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A new Redneck law was just recently passed4 {; G2 q/ {9 D5 A5 ] ^" X6 K( }
When a couple gets divorced, they are STILL cousins.
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Did you hear that the Redneck Governor's Mansion burned down?& J- W# ~% T5 M8 t, R( X4 r% n2 l
'Yep.. Prit'near took out the whole trailer park. The library was a total loss too. Both books went poof . . . up in flames and the Governor hadn't even finished coloring one of them.'2 j' y# y. K8 M
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A Redneck Thanksgiving
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5 `! `: M% D1 E" ? W* w& a (if Norman Rockwell were a Redneck)
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A State Trooper pulls over a pickup on Highway 16
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+ S7 y' \+ E4 r( @ and the driver replies 'Bout wut?' 3 \* _0 g3 t( i/ G' S- D
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That's all folks!
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