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6 A7 p1 ~7 ~( n r' r! `: SRedneck Yard Swing
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A Redneck passed away and left his entire( x& N: e# ?. ]' n) \- D& _
estate to his beloved widow . .. . but she can't touch it 'till she's 14.
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Redneck Cooler
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' T: B c8 A+ ^. n% t1 @ How do you know when you're staying in a Redneck motel?! Y! |% j% i: j
When you call the front desk and say, " I gotta leak in my sink, and the clerk replies ......"Go ahead."
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3 Y. ?+ d8 a6 o' E+ k* U! l Did you hear that they have raised the minimum drinking age for Rednecks to 32 ??? 8 R+ T# W& E0 B
It seems they want to keep alcohol out of the high schools.
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Redneck Limo+ @1 X/ [/ c7 U/ h3 X
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1) The DNA is all the same
0 F. g* e8 |( [1 f 2) There are no dental records
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Who invented the toothbrush?
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(If it had been invented by anyone else, it would have been a teeth brush)+ ?* c! B4 D5 T) N
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Did you hear about the $3 million Redneck Lottery ?
/ I: ^2 X, x/ R% Z# _$ p% p The winner gets $3.00 a year for a million years.
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Redneck Weenie Roast
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- G3 c+ p4 o1 p1 \, T8 {* u A new Redneck law was just recently passed) t" n! q& J. I3 P
When a couple gets divorced, they are STILL cousins.
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Did you hear that the Redneck Governor's Mansion burned down?
: U3 p+ y% n C1 }- e* K 'Yep.. Prit'near took out the whole trailer park. The library was a total loss too. Both books went poof . . . up in flames and the Governor hadn't even finished coloring one of them.'
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9 ?" d+ J$ z, y A Redneck Thanksgiving
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8 `7 K# A: e) b0 h7 v A State Trooper pulls over a pickup on Highway 16
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and the driver replies 'Bout wut?'
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0 J1 V8 P9 P; }3 h That's all folks! & g2 ^3 D* W3 t* D+ P7 Z
I KNOW YER GOING TO SEND IT ON !! |
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