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/ E! j1 U. O' Q! b. U8 l A Redneck passed away and left his entire1 f; C/ u9 ]1 r4 g6 I4 U
estate to his beloved widow . .. . but she can't touch it 'till she's 14.
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! ~# x# D/ W; v$ U, w$ V Redneck Cooler
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How do you know when you're staying in a Redneck motel?+ ]- Q/ Q- O: ~* s& U* t" X1 T
When you call the front desk and say, " I gotta leak in my sink, and the clerk replies ......"Go ahead."9 v3 ]" M- y4 ^) u; C5 ?- C
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Redneck Cellar
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Redneck Garden
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Did you hear that they have raised the minimum drinking age for Rednecks to 32 ???
# c. @. |! \3 M( j3 c4 K It seems they want to keep alcohol out of the high schools. 4 b' a/ x; a s6 H# x& h' H3 P
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Redneck Limo$ S5 b: ]4 Q; p9 m) ^0 M% x# ^
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Two reasons why it's so hard to solve a Redneck murder:
j( o1 I7 x( d 1) The DNA is all the same4 {: d0 e' ^4 A! i7 p
2) There are no dental records
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Redneck Mailbox9 `4 n) R. R) ?5 @5 M
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Who invented the toothbrush?
: x E A! C- t A Redneck!!
9 P; q2 C% S* m% [ (If it had been invented by anyone else, it would have been a teeth brush)
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Redneck Time Out
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) a0 L; n# g3 w/ R x Did you hear about the $3 million Redneck Lottery ?
+ L5 _( X9 _; e8 `7 \: \4 m The winner gets $3.00 a year for a million years.% {7 J0 P5 m8 g- R% R" }# C7 M* E5 g
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Redneck Weenie Roast
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2 L5 `: v) |, @" S3 N7 R A new Redneck law was just recently passed
- j; ^6 w e& ^ When a couple gets divorced, they are STILL cousins.
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Redneck Wheelchair
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Did you hear that the Redneck Governor's Mansion burned down?4 k! ?. u: s9 | ~
'Yep.. Prit'near took out the whole trailer park. The library was a total loss too. Both books went poof . . . up in flames and the Governor hadn't even finished coloring one of them.'
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A Redneck Thanksgiving$ b- J; Y4 p1 J" f) B3 a
3 |# D" X9 C; N9 V" A. I/ w (if Norman Rockwell were a Redneck)
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and says to the driver, 'Got any I.D. ? ' . .
7 U/ o, J* Z* C1 ~% } and the driver replies 'Bout wut?' * j' B2 n \& ^) d) q2 H9 S1 y
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A Redneck Christmas Sleigh.... `5 e3 Q% W- K* F' n% |, E) P( t+ I
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