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本帖最后由 Xbfeng 于 2010-4-7 13:17 编辑 ; w L9 G5 n f! V
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Redneck Yard Swing
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A Redneck passed away and left his entire
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Redneck Cooler" T2 ~% D' }' f$ A
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7 M$ f) n+ ^& H V. o6 t" n2 n How do you know when you're staying in a Redneck motel?) A; v. W% e' y: q/ G [
When you call the front desk and say, " I gotta leak in my sink, and the clerk replies ......"Go ahead."
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Redneck Garden
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`! f% @. V. H2 N Did you hear that they have raised the minimum drinking age for Rednecks to 32 ??? , R$ c( g7 N5 U
It seems they want to keep alcohol out of the high schools. 8 Q, O/ E2 ?6 m7 J+ ~9 b
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Two reasons why it's so hard to solve a Redneck murder:
5 u7 o% ]& R" v/ \# E1 b 1) The DNA is all the same2 `. A- B- L/ B
2) There are no dental records
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Redneck Mailbox
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Who invented the toothbrush?
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. v" p; N7 |" x8 P (If it had been invented by anyone else, it would have been a teeth brush) Y* J" U% p/ u) _0 e0 ~
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Redneck Time Out
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' {$ o: D+ K- `% }6 \ Did you hear about the $3 million Redneck Lottery ?
9 g! Y5 a5 g& F6 \* C5 k The winner gets $3.00 a year for a million years.' t- W: h: S4 F, U
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A new Redneck law was just recently passed
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3 m$ M8 [* O' H# G Did you hear that the Redneck Governor's Mansion burned down?
+ H. n: i. m7 a8 } 'Yep.. Prit'near took out the whole trailer park. The library was a total loss too. Both books went poof . . . up in flames and the Governor hadn't even finished coloring one of them.'
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A Redneck Thanksgiving" _( P. V9 a* M. A Q
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3 H/ Z7 m Q A* u: \8 L1 F A State Trooper pulls over a pickup on Highway 16
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and the driver replies 'Bout wut?'
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A Redneck Christmas Sleigh...
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That's all folks! 6 H# C" a1 w4 W' t$ {
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