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estate to his beloved widow . .. . but she can't touch it 'till she's 14.' `+ m. W, F( J* N5 Q- v
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How do you know when you're staying in a Redneck motel?
9 k& E$ B. l; o% M When you call the front desk and say, " I gotta leak in my sink, and the clerk replies ......"Go ahead."" U# M/ t) a3 N5 ] M2 G9 h9 F
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Redneck Cellar
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* d; t( ^: T9 b* k Did you hear that they have raised the minimum drinking age for Rednecks to 32 ??? 4 Y1 T5 O7 g( X. \0 |
It seems they want to keep alcohol out of the high schools. + ~7 u0 e4 L6 d
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Redneck Limo8 S- J+ }6 a, {4 m5 `7 x
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9 g- ~9 ^4 {4 {/ @( ~7 W$ @- n Two reasons why it's so hard to solve a Redneck murder:
! N4 z/ T W: q, m4 _- C 1) The DNA is all the same
3 n: z7 |2 d8 O* W 2) There are no dental records% @. J, K9 Z& B+ I
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Redneck Mailbox
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A Redneck!! . d! Z$ G; ^# B" }
(If it had been invented by anyone else, it would have been a teeth brush), m/ {! v( ?7 |* ]3 U' |
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3 f% k( H( c2 l: r Redneck Time Out
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+ U/ @6 Q9 I% G" a+ z! Q: S& T Did you hear about the $3 million Redneck Lottery ?
6 r& K4 \* m! x3 G1 { The winner gets $3.00 a year for a million years.+ t' L2 |7 Q6 v; U9 H7 H: G9 v
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; K/ g* d! g: l( r A new Redneck law was just recently passed
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Redneck Wheelchair
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8 B: T) \$ W7 p, g Did you hear that the Redneck Governor's Mansion burned down?6 C3 L0 Z& a& P0 X
'Yep.. Prit'near took out the whole trailer park. The library was a total loss too. Both books went poof . . . up in flames and the Governor hadn't even finished coloring one of them.'
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A Redneck Thanksgiving
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(if Norman Rockwell were a Redneck)
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4 e/ l& @4 e# V1 g A State Trooper pulls over a pickup on Highway 16
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and the driver replies 'Bout wut?' * h3 f: b8 D) g
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/ n: v @7 [$ t/ a1 l; v$ ^/ C# L A Redneck Christmas Sleigh...% `4 N# _/ n b( p4 A% j5 H# ?% _
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That's all folks!
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