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front of the computer for 20 minutes of jokes laugh
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1, bowl fall to one-day-old scar 5 a% c. [0 z, {( M N7 E9 B' S7 T) [
2, once a variety show, the hosts came to power announcer: Please enjoy the following: Xinjiang Song and Dance, off of your skull! Horror! ! ! ! !
# \/ P% P7 u- d- P- B8 e 3, Tiger is not fat cats, you when I was critically ill 呀! : {& R4 N8 w, Q6 [7 ]
4, high school, classroom discipline and chaos, the teacher huff Jiuqi XXX, says: XXX,christian audigier clothing, you have given me stop the wall! ~ ~ Class Bao Han!
* e$ \& z9 K& U5 |; n 5, once I drive a female colleague sitting beside me suddenly asked: "how do you not drive the Department of condoms?"
5 w! u4 D# f7 J* ` 6,louboutin sale, I: That was our physics teacher. . .
8 |, c+ Q* N: ?8 x5 @7 y students: what to teach the Arab-Israeli? ) Y i5 \# t& Z0 X
me: chemistry. . . ; X, c( ` _ F. Q3 e
7, at an Internet café, a classmate of their hands, shouted: "Teacher!"
0 x6 |4 V$ y, s: U2 O m 8, we drink more than one person has to go to quarters and then brought out a cold uric words: urine drink, and wine on the particularly high.
2 |8 a8 O2 n* _* i+ s( U: i" i 9, to buy oranges, the boss: a five pound. Me: too high, and five dollars samgun bar. Boss: No No.
! y/ t7 O' E/ u0 f" ?. s 10, a friend asked me to configure the computer, I said,ed hardy shirts, is the color of the monitor. (Meant to say LCD) . L; O- o+ I3 M' D6 E, z% r
11, junior high school art show, looting answer session.
3 o9 [" a) T4 ?2 ]% Q6 V" [ hostess: "It is attention, do not grab too fast. and so began a show of hands, I finished" * I& A0 m, z- }7 e1 }0 ^- | {
then began to read the subject, saying, "Now open..."
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host say, "the students a little bit too anxious. I 'before' (feces) is still mouth, how can you on the rob" $ K+ O6 N( n' t% g* ^* o2 k
12, heard a MM in the canteen shouting "Give me a Bowl viper ~! "
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0 U9 f9 G* Y, m- ]3 a day received a phone call to find my classmate gave me finished, said:" your mother "0 e& i& l, N1 S4 T. {2 G
I received a telephone call one side of it casually, said:" Male The woman "
& L! e7 |% \# t2 Q9 ?; H/ [+ ?- M4 D you guffaw I've been laughing for 4 years
, i2 e! O X7 J- ?9 J* f+ ~3 X$ H# b 14, students of high school students (one male) into the cool noodle toss of her hair:" Boss, 2 2 onions do not noodle! "finished also Add 1: "The more the next point noodle ah!" boss :"。。。。 in the end you still have to onions to noodle?? "2 \4 y# ]& S4 |" Q
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students come to call my mother used to said, "He is not," but this time I want to say is "already out" 6 a8 v) W* R: l: i2 E2 S
results say it is: "He has passed away ..."
. D) [# f4 W: P6 T( U& p4 d1 R 16, gg handed me an ice cream, I bite one shouted: "being burnt to death of me!" 4 p7 g2 x [# N/ n( d& S8 S1 i
17, and my sister go to Li Ning, a pair of shoes, my sister one spoke up: "Miss, how much a pound of this shoe?" 7 q0 Y' X# g& p- u. H; D
18, one time I shoot I dormitory students in the stomach, and she loudly said: "Do not shoot, my stomach had to urinate."
' U7 c7 w% G) H% R 19, high school, each issued a badge. . Time to check prior to the class teacher went to the classroom shouting out loud,juicy couture sale, we grown doubled bra to wear, to chala. . Great silence. . . , o1 L5 U( z& I" W
20, to school on weekends to go home after dinner cravings have committed, and intended to excuse to walk. When changing his shoes at the door, Dad asked me why go? I casually said one simple sentence: "to loose a cigarette!" The results from my Dad found in possession of a pack of 555, severely K my meal.
3 M8 b9 r$ s% Y* S* d' M4 N 21, a Bureau of Education leaders inspected Kejian Cao,herve leger bandage, after which, the physical education teacher should be declared "dissolved\, high school has a teacher surnamed Jiang, resembles Law Ka Ying (played Westward Journey Tang Seng), I ask him the question, blurted out: "Don teacher, this question ... ..." + V! L. s" L. I+ ?: v; R
23, there is a team of colleagues, there are days I do not drive on the road tires gas, and ask where there is an inflatable,ralph lauren homme, colleagues said: "The streets everywhere abortion, ah!" 3 j/ H4 [6 d3 Z3 O6 Z& Y8 j) F
24, there is a teacher about overnight mahjong, see the blackboard did not rub on it, was furious: "Who today, PLAY ah? do not wipe the blackboard! "! y9 W6 p% y! p! u8 _9 U
25, one time I see my sister-in paint, Uncle Tai Po, suddenly, shouting:" You skin so well, but also with the Whisper ah? " |
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