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front of the computer for 20 minutes of jokes laugh
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1, bowl fall to one-day-old scar , Z: d+ [6 g0 L
2, once a variety show, the hosts came to power announcer: Please enjoy the following: Xinjiang Song and Dance, off of your skull! Horror! ! ! ! !
7 Q! l, L" u5 i8 F 3, Tiger is not fat cats, you when I was critically ill 呀! # O% l Z/ o H& }% o! J: g0 w1 n
4, high school, classroom discipline and chaos, the teacher huff Jiuqi XXX, says: XXX,christian audigier clothing, you have given me stop the wall! ~ ~ Class Bao Han! ( d4 q" C4 L u
5, once I drive a female colleague sitting beside me suddenly asked: "how do you not drive the Department of condoms?"
( R9 y$ I, g3 U: h# j/ { 6,louboutin sale, I: That was our physics teacher. . . 3 x7 n: n- X2 ^% H" k5 e
students: what to teach the Arab-Israeli?
- M# N! z9 }. s3 F Y( J me: chemistry. . .
; w$ Q# f8 _0 l2 t% N 7, at an Internet café, a classmate of their hands, shouted: "Teacher!" " I6 a7 H& P7 j4 P+ T/ n
8, we drink more than one person has to go to quarters and then brought out a cold uric words: urine drink, and wine on the particularly high. s* r( C ]$ f5 J2 W* p
9, to buy oranges, the boss: a five pound. Me: too high, and five dollars samgun bar. Boss: No No. + m% [, ]' a5 Z/ T9 z1 P8 E
10, a friend asked me to configure the computer, I said,ed hardy shirts, is the color of the monitor. (Meant to say LCD)
& z2 w$ @- ~ m1 `7 N3 [/ u s! L, o 11, junior high school art show, looting answer session. 0 G% L* p1 m# {2 _
hostess: "It is attention, do not grab too fast. and so began a show of hands, I finished" 8 y" W. V, r1 o2 I& U
then began to read the subject, saying, "Now open..."
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$ J: _2 i T5 r# [. r host say, "the students a little bit too anxious. I 'before' (feces) is still mouth, how can you on the rob"
- i( r' F- {1 @2 J 12, heard a MM in the canteen shouting "Give me a Bowl viper ~! "+ }$ w4 ~( c2 t! g* ?# L
13, when the school . {% b: ~7 g6 D4 a2 s
day received a phone call to find my classmate gave me finished, said:" your mother "
; r [; p l Q7 i' }/ \ I received a telephone call one side of it casually, said:" Male The woman "
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+ O4 F7 E+ z5 R& T 14, students of high school students (one male) into the cool noodle toss of her hair:" Boss, 2 2 onions do not noodle! "finished also Add 1: "The more the next point noodle ah!" boss :"。。。。 in the end you still have to onions to noodle?? "
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- P0 F1 S) C& Q v4 I, x students come to call my mother used to said, "He is not," but this time I want to say is "already out" 9 n$ t' B5 b6 [7 z
results say it is: "He has passed away ..."
6 q* o( d. ^ M 16, gg handed me an ice cream, I bite one shouted: "being burnt to death of me!" " C' f5 U# j6 Q
17, and my sister go to Li Ning, a pair of shoes, my sister one spoke up: "Miss, how much a pound of this shoe?" . b" R; c( H) s: q5 J8 t
18, one time I shoot I dormitory students in the stomach, and she loudly said: "Do not shoot, my stomach had to urinate." & _9 i9 Y ~# E/ b
19, high school, each issued a badge. . Time to check prior to the class teacher went to the classroom shouting out loud,juicy couture sale, we grown doubled bra to wear, to chala. . Great silence. . . ; b: ~) X Q6 ~/ ?3 k6 X
20, to school on weekends to go home after dinner cravings have committed, and intended to excuse to walk. When changing his shoes at the door, Dad asked me why go? I casually said one simple sentence: "to loose a cigarette!" The results from my Dad found in possession of a pack of 555, severely K my meal.
: R# R( t$ F5 d" S ?$ ] 21, a Bureau of Education leaders inspected Kejian Cao,herve leger bandage, after which, the physical education teacher should be declared "dissolved\, high school has a teacher surnamed Jiang, resembles Law Ka Ying (played Westward Journey Tang Seng), I ask him the question, blurted out: "Don teacher, this question ... ..." * c9 j1 H6 H# X, Z6 ?! L. [' @
23, there is a team of colleagues, there are days I do not drive on the road tires gas, and ask where there is an inflatable,ralph lauren homme, colleagues said: "The streets everywhere abortion, ah!" ) I/ ~; G1 Q6 _* t' h1 E7 J
24, there is a teacher about overnight mahjong, see the blackboard did not rub on it, was furious: "Who today, PLAY ah? do not wipe the blackboard! "
$ Y0 @1 e; E D( ^ 25, one time I see my sister-in paint, Uncle Tai Po, suddenly, shouting:" You skin so well, but also with the Whisper ah? " |
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