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front of the computer for 20 minutes of jokes laugh
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1, bowl fall to one-day-old scar ' Q. y7 p z$ Z
2, once a variety show, the hosts came to power announcer: Please enjoy the following: Xinjiang Song and Dance, off of your skull! Horror! ! ! ! ! 5 X2 S/ Q5 \2 i/ X. S0 x! s
3, Tiger is not fat cats, you when I was critically ill 呀! 8 ^; J/ k. a* v, f2 O4 [( v* X
4, high school, classroom discipline and chaos, the teacher huff Jiuqi XXX, says: XXX,christian audigier clothing, you have given me stop the wall! ~ ~ Class Bao Han! 7 k: ~! u. n9 {
5, once I drive a female colleague sitting beside me suddenly asked: "how do you not drive the Department of condoms?"
: |/ {$ |" @' k# a5 G7 C0 ?- v 6,louboutin sale, I: That was our physics teacher. . . 4 q* H9 C4 {) E9 A+ ^
students: what to teach the Arab-Israeli?
! F' v: Z/ f i8 O me: chemistry. . .
; R" _# z/ m \7 @2 X) r% H8 I 7, at an Internet café, a classmate of their hands, shouted: "Teacher!" 7 ]" m5 j& f( p/ p# w
8, we drink more than one person has to go to quarters and then brought out a cold uric words: urine drink, and wine on the particularly high.
7 V! ?7 ]5 j5 t1 G 9, to buy oranges, the boss: a five pound. Me: too high, and five dollars samgun bar. Boss: No No.
; y5 m! I# G4 O1 Q 10, a friend asked me to configure the computer, I said,ed hardy shirts, is the color of the monitor. (Meant to say LCD) 6 H8 K9 O9 m g$ u9 n, z! F
11, junior high school art show, looting answer session.
4 e. v! A0 H5 s hostess: "It is attention, do not grab too fast. and so began a show of hands, I finished" % p ]- t: `, n! G
then began to read the subject, saying, "Now open..."
3 b4 V9 V6 ~$ M9 U3 }/ t this time, a players on the answer in the.
+ s, R3 y0 d1 ?4 q2 `$ t host say, "the students a little bit too anxious. I 'before' (feces) is still mouth, how can you on the rob"
! U" @5 j% p3 r; V ` 12, heard a MM in the canteen shouting "Give me a Bowl viper ~! "2 v( V# B3 W5 Y& |- n
13, when the school ; H- R: A" t$ V5 C0 A
day received a phone call to find my classmate gave me finished, said:" your mother "
3 ^3 e, ^' y5 b! s: Z/ y$ l6 b5 C( G/ V I received a telephone call one side of it casually, said:" Male The woman "2 [# i' S0 L8 E0 r& B" H
you guffaw I've been laughing for 4 years
" r2 J2 E, f" Y; D( O 14, students of high school students (one male) into the cool noodle toss of her hair:" Boss, 2 2 onions do not noodle! "finished also Add 1: "The more the next point noodle ah!" boss :"。。。。 in the end you still have to onions to noodle?? ", E- ?/ ? [9 [5 M* c
15, one bedroom , a) a' J% W! j' s8 M/ e/ h
students come to call my mother used to said, "He is not," but this time I want to say is "already out" / ]% l' s2 C- V8 e: q# t
results say it is: "He has passed away ..." , ^8 O5 H- f+ o. { f
16, gg handed me an ice cream, I bite one shouted: "being burnt to death of me!"
" ^/ z( B& ~( b* j 17, and my sister go to Li Ning, a pair of shoes, my sister one spoke up: "Miss, how much a pound of this shoe?" 8 f Y: C! T, Y4 f) z: q7 Z* W
18, one time I shoot I dormitory students in the stomach, and she loudly said: "Do not shoot, my stomach had to urinate."
" y! a# P5 K" O* L" \2 k8 m 19, high school, each issued a badge. . Time to check prior to the class teacher went to the classroom shouting out loud,juicy couture sale, we grown doubled bra to wear, to chala. . Great silence. . .
0 j6 K! l9 ~/ c0 |% a 20, to school on weekends to go home after dinner cravings have committed, and intended to excuse to walk. When changing his shoes at the door, Dad asked me why go? I casually said one simple sentence: "to loose a cigarette!" The results from my Dad found in possession of a pack of 555, severely K my meal. 0 G! K- \4 V0 j% z3 |' @% i
21, a Bureau of Education leaders inspected Kejian Cao,herve leger bandage, after which, the physical education teacher should be declared "dissolved\, high school has a teacher surnamed Jiang, resembles Law Ka Ying (played Westward Journey Tang Seng), I ask him the question, blurted out: "Don teacher, this question ... ..."
( w% s9 z9 e3 c 23, there is a team of colleagues, there are days I do not drive on the road tires gas, and ask where there is an inflatable,ralph lauren homme, colleagues said: "The streets everywhere abortion, ah!" , I6 _7 F0 m0 x6 h
24, there is a teacher about overnight mahjong, see the blackboard did not rub on it, was furious: "Who today, PLAY ah? do not wipe the blackboard! "
( P- c. e4 a% o2 y% P 25, one time I see my sister-in paint, Uncle Tai Po, suddenly, shouting:" You skin so well, but also with the Whisper ah? " |
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