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本帖最后由 Xbfeng 于 2010-3-3 12:16 编辑 : m, }( L1 o' X
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Driver's License - too cute not to forward h1 [3 b% {! k; v- o4 d* ^0 G) e: j
U; z; m* ^. O8 q2 r3 E1 t; _A mother is driving her little girl to her friend's house for a play date.
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' Mommy ,' the little girl asks, 'how old are you?' . w' X. W8 o, x' F7 x s
. B+ Q6 T: I0 X& h3 e. N'Honey, you are not supposed to ask a lady her age,' the mother replied.
' b* B! Z% h3 d8 v' o) L! E5 |* L'It's not polite.' . {% k! X$ E+ D
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'OK', the little girl says,
" `3 ^. z+ H& f. [& l% G; u2 t'How much do you weigh?' ( q- g# W& M1 Y0 j' B w" j
. ^9 J6 {; l7 ?3 ['Now really,' the mother says, 2 S2 T" p+ e* s( ~4 P
'those are personal questions and are really none of your business.'
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8 F! `! w0 E0 ]2 ]2 @% DUndaunted, the little girl asks, 'Why did you and Daddy get a divorce?' % M5 f ~1 h$ N3 N1 }$ _
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'That's enough questions, young lady! Honestly!' ; T+ A. ~1 |. {" _; A! X
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The exasperated mother walks away as the two friends begin to play.
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8 W* S. k- x2 U4 i/ N! S8 [' My Mom won't tell me anything about her,' the little girl says to her friend.
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'Well,' says the friend,
7 {! }9 W" ?& U'all you need to do is look at her driver's license. . g8 l! h1 [6 }
It's like a report card, it has everything on it.' * W" T+ b t) F* C% ~$ N( `( B
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Later that night the little girl says to her mother, : b8 e6 X G" K+ r% Q; }
'I know how old you are. You are 32.' 3 e% ~9 M8 Z4 z( t
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The mother is surprised and asks,
& ~! F+ Z. \1 W'How did you find that out?
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6 I: V. d3 D$ P. c'I also know that you weigh 130 pounds.'
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The mother is past surprised and shocked now.
3 J+ U. I: F* y* c! \+ L3 Q'How in Heaven's name did you find that out?'
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0 t2 a0 }/ B( c1 C( n'And,' the little girl says triumphantly, $ C* r9 M) Y( {% y8 z+ a: O( P
'I know why you and daddy got a divorce.'
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'Oh really?' the mother asks. 'Why?'9 v3 ^7 q: j8 C7 ]6 o, V
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'Because you got an F in sex.'2 m2 d2 z% Y: T7 |
: l# w+ Z- t; H1 S* hIf you see someone without a smile today
+ Q, r& `( b& t* Dgive them one of yours |
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