Driver's License - too cute not to forward

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Driver's License - too  cute not to forward

A mother is driving her  little girl to her friend's house for a play date.

' Mommy ,' the little girl asks,  'how old are you?'

'Honey, you are not  supposed to ask a lady her age,' the mother  replied.
'It's not polite.'

'OK',  the little girl says,
'How much do you  weigh?'

9 h/ h/ }( j9 h9 y4 h$ T' @* j'Now really,' the mother says,  
5 X( R  r6 _8 A. l'those are personal questions and are really  none of your business.'
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: Y; r" `4 m5 L7 nUndaunted, the  little girl asks, 'Why did you and Daddy get a  divorce?'
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. F8 d& V% x. i2 d0 e'That's enough questions,  young lady! Honestly!'

The exasperated  mother walks away as the two friends begin to  play.

2 z1 O4 G( t2 H4 E& S8 ?' My Mom won't tell me anything  about her,' the little girl says to her friend.  
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! f1 s" {# h# X$ B. K2 o'Well,' says the friend,
: q" e' V6 I/ {- T9 h  p'all you  need to do is look at her driver's license.  
It's like a report card, it has everything on it.'

Later that night the little girl  says to her mother,
'I know how old you are.  You are 32.'
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The mother is surprised and  asks,
  t, R2 `! v! ~9 S, Y'How did you find that out?

" E! Y; o+ `. K7 E! a( @5 z. v4 T'I  also know that you weigh 130 pounds.'  
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The mother is past surprised and shocked  now.
6 t) x. o: x) O'How in Heaven's name did you find that  out?'

! H# ]8 H1 y1 c) ~'And,' the little girl says  triumphantly,
'I know why you and  daddy got a divorce.'
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4 F) N  M. l5 Z$ t' T2 u' `5 u" X'Oh really?' the mother  asks. 'Why?'
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& r/ c3 ^1 F7 }9 r0 s8 L- H'Because you  got an F in sex.'
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1 J$ a. I, w5 X8 P4 {1 YIf you  see someone without a smile today
" Z( s. \  ^  ~7 ~# V0 S& y5 Z5 Ugive them  one of yours

ChiaPet

lastman

well ,even worse,daddy got a M in sex

propeller