Driver's License - too cute not to forward

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7 {  A$ v- ~( R3 f5 g$ l/ ~Driver's License - too  cute not to forward

A mother is driving her  little girl to her friend's house for a play date.
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# A. p& Z4 i) M8 G7 U# i, ^' Mommy ,' the little girl asks,  'how old are you?'

6 {! w3 _$ _2 V  Z9 o8 h3 d3 C'Honey, you are not  supposed to ask a lady her age,' the mother  replied.
+ E* X' o7 X- K% L1 V& \1 V'It's not polite.'

* G; e# T: I7 w' @% Z) Z6 G  S3 R/ o'OK',  the little girl says,
( ?3 _9 m8 Y+ p9 ?) n& Q% J'How much do you  weigh?'
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! K+ {# ^5 {; v$ p2 e'Now really,' the mother says,  
'those are personal questions and are really  none of your business.'

Undaunted, the  little girl asks, 'Why did you and Daddy get a  divorce?'
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! m: D5 x- I9 @; @+ k'That's enough questions,  young lady! Honestly!'

The exasperated  mother walks away as the two friends begin to  play.

' My Mom won't tell me anything  about her,' the little girl says to her friend.  
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'Well,' says the friend,
0 `" c: F5 W7 q7 ?0 _'all you  need to do is look at her driver's license.  
It's like a report card, it has everything on it.'

7 m4 V6 b. c% g* }4 I1 y6 fLater that night the little girl  says to her mother,
' I  h5 Z# l/ Y2 K'I know how old you are.  You are 32.'
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' V# u2 d7 ]  m" sThe mother is surprised and  asks,
. I( w4 E* Z; B; N1 ?'How did you find that out?

'I  also know that you weigh 130 pounds.'  

The mother is past surprised and shocked  now.
/ e/ U4 A# {) s: `) N* d1 s  O- G9 S'How in Heaven's name did you find that  out?'
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3 g! h8 {- Y' y) r* q'And,' the little girl says  triumphantly,
'I know why you and  daddy got a divorce.'
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8 T! U  \9 k) r! K'Oh really?' the mother  asks. 'Why?'

, v" j4 Z; K- g" p'Because you  got an F in sex.'
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' c0 C2 u; O9 |- m8 cIf you  see someone without a smile today
give them  one of yours

ChiaPet

lastman

well ,even worse,daddy got a M in sex

propeller