Driver's License - too cute not to forward

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A mother is driving her  little girl to her friend's house for a play date.

+ Q* |/ a# f3 v6 ~2 L' Mommy ,' the little girl asks,  'how old are you?'
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. h) u; X8 D+ B2 |7 \. E'Honey, you are not  supposed to ask a lady her age,' the mother  replied.
! W  }% E  s3 g$ a0 C8 l: N'It's not polite.'

'OK',  the little girl says,
'How much do you  weigh?'
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3 |3 s& a& o' H& s/ r: G'Now really,' the mother says,  
# D) u9 j' }* N* a/ b3 `'those are personal questions and are really  none of your business.'

Undaunted, the  little girl asks, 'Why did you and Daddy get a  divorce?'
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/ ]$ b, l. Q  a% j$ o, a. ]1 u'That's enough questions,  young lady! Honestly!'
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# c# T( }9 e8 @& ]+ @+ `The exasperated  mother walks away as the two friends begin to  play.

& A) r2 G; t* r- W, y' My Mom won't tell me anything  about her,' the little girl says to her friend.  

'Well,' says the friend,
2 H1 R/ P" t8 \, v& U  O' w'all you  need to do is look at her driver's license.  
It's like a report card, it has everything on it.'
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/ }/ u3 m4 `1 B6 C) ^3 {, c( g0 qLater that night the little girl  says to her mother,
/ ?2 g% M9 X6 j1 N/ L! p* r'I know how old you are.  You are 32.'

' o  X& s/ \  |  U" oThe mother is surprised and  asks,
'How did you find that out?
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'I  also know that you weigh 130 pounds.'  

4 V' V! j* Z7 [. Q0 k* fThe mother is past surprised and shocked  now.
'How in Heaven's name did you find that  out?'
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'And,' the little girl says  triumphantly,
( h: j) B- O( N/ R( {7 M6 b' q'I know why you and  daddy got a divorce.'

'Oh really?' the mother  asks. 'Why?'

'Because you  got an F in sex.'
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, h( V. ~0 b. A8 o1 \; b2 qIf you  see someone without a smile today
give them  one of yours

ChiaPet

lastman

well ,even worse,daddy got a M in sex

propeller