Driver's License - too cute not to forward

Xbfeng

Driver's License - too  cute not to forward
! |- ^; ], E- m. U2 H, R: p
A mother is driving her  little girl to her friend's house for a play date.

' Mommy ,' the little girl asks,  'how old are you?'
( `4 ~! S: M3 \; p
'Honey, you are not  supposed to ask a lady her age,' the mother  replied.
'It's not polite.'
8 U: j/ k7 q' W" {. o! e, |9 u5 w  T
'OK',  the little girl says,
( K! [3 h: b9 M1 E" s5 M'How much do you  weigh?'

3 m+ Z* \3 S. c) X% q'Now really,' the mother says,  
7 X6 g2 C$ R% L5 B'those are personal questions and are really  none of your business.'
4 `: C, g) i3 f5 b4 H
Undaunted, the  little girl asks, 'Why did you and Daddy get a  divorce?'
! k- k( j. ^- U3 a
'That's enough questions,  young lady! Honestly!'

9 A2 |! _4 b) |$ p: BThe exasperated  mother walks away as the two friends begin to  play.

! V( Z) ]$ v% k5 ?' My Mom won't tell me anything  about her,' the little girl says to her friend.  

'Well,' says the friend,
0 [1 _: D3 R6 ]3 r. b; [7 w: c'all you  need to do is look at her driver's license.  
" O9 b3 O4 I( d( Q' g9 s: kIt's like a report card, it has everything on it.'
5 [; X: _+ ]( A9 H! K/ y# [/ e
Later that night the little girl  says to her mother,
'I know how old you are.  You are 32.'

  e- r* m* D7 o& D; G# ~The mother is surprised and  asks,
'How did you find that out?

7 }$ X; ^. E2 _'I  also know that you weigh 130 pounds.'  
! u: S4 ^; V5 ^& T8 Z$ I& g
$ I' Y* }  y' R  S2 ?1 iThe mother is past surprised and shocked  now.
8 f9 S$ ?% b- `; l. o'How in Heaven's name did you find that  out?'

'And,' the little girl says  triumphantly,
9 ~: `5 M& s7 v7 h" s: a2 g'I know why you and  daddy got a divorce.'

'Oh really?' the mother  asks. 'Why?'

'Because you  got an F in sex.'

If you  see someone without a smile today
give them  one of yours

ChiaPet

lastman

well ,even worse,daddy got a M in sex

propeller