Driver's License - too cute not to forward

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5 e) g/ B  M% C  d% m/ QDriver's License - too  cute not to forward
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A mother is driving her  little girl to her friend's house for a play date.

2 d. ~7 X$ r" Q5 V' Mommy ,' the little girl asks,  'how old are you?'
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% k" E' W; F" R9 l% e'Honey, you are not  supposed to ask a lady her age,' the mother  replied.
'It's not polite.'
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'OK',  the little girl says,
1 O5 i( }# h, n! m2 L'How much do you  weigh?'

'Now really,' the mother says,  
'those are personal questions and are really  none of your business.'
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. T4 d' r% X$ c4 DUndaunted, the  little girl asks, 'Why did you and Daddy get a  divorce?'
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  Z* y6 F; u9 T'That's enough questions,  young lady! Honestly!'
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% y3 h9 [$ a) \- F4 xThe exasperated  mother walks away as the two friends begin to  play.
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% }3 O( @0 b5 I8 G0 B' Z; o$ |' My Mom won't tell me anything  about her,' the little girl says to her friend.  
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! R! s5 a! z: h3 D'Well,' says the friend,
' G& d' v$ o) K0 {'all you  need to do is look at her driver's license.  
It's like a report card, it has everything on it.'
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Later that night the little girl  says to her mother,
! d6 ^8 y6 d0 [5 W) `'I know how old you are.  You are 32.'

The mother is surprised and  asks,
'How did you find that out?

'I  also know that you weigh 130 pounds.'  
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& L4 L' t4 y& d) v5 B/ F; a; V; s& j8 KThe mother is past surprised and shocked  now.
2 W) H* C  M# X" J'How in Heaven's name did you find that  out?'

& }3 _  X, o8 j5 G( c'And,' the little girl says  triumphantly,
'I know why you and  daddy got a divorce.'

'Oh really?' the mother  asks. 'Why?'

9 e# X- E! V/ X6 T2 w'Because you  got an F in sex.'

& Q8 I) L( n" y. gIf you  see someone without a smile today
give them  one of yours

ChiaPet

lastman

well ,even worse,daddy got a M in sex

propeller