Driver's License - too cute not to forward

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A mother is driving her  little girl to her friend's house for a play date.
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' Mommy ,' the little girl asks,  'how old are you?'
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'Honey, you are not  supposed to ask a lady her age,' the mother  replied.
'It's not polite.'

'OK',  the little girl says,
'How much do you  weigh?'

'Now really,' the mother says,  
0 C2 v/ U% p( L+ a7 Q) f'those are personal questions and are really  none of your business.'

Undaunted, the  little girl asks, 'Why did you and Daddy get a  divorce?'

'That's enough questions,  young lady! Honestly!'
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0 R" I9 K+ f, D+ C3 \The exasperated  mother walks away as the two friends begin to  play.

) ^2 S: {$ ~* L7 N) l2 T4 i/ {' My Mom won't tell me anything  about her,' the little girl says to her friend.  

'Well,' says the friend,
, r$ n6 b: k, y- A' [8 u'all you  need to do is look at her driver's license.  
It's like a report card, it has everything on it.'
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. Y7 b2 s( T0 ^8 P6 d/ N& V6 J, aLater that night the little girl  says to her mother,
  s3 s( E, ]3 t7 C. o'I know how old you are.  You are 32.'
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% i# v1 _6 }4 S# |" T% kThe mother is surprised and  asks,
'How did you find that out?
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'I  also know that you weigh 130 pounds.'  

The mother is past surprised and shocked  now.
0 q  N2 _: h# q+ ^6 I% |: g1 z'How in Heaven's name did you find that  out?'

1 D: E- t# R* O5 }'And,' the little girl says  triumphantly,
. Y! F: A7 |) _* F" T'I know why you and  daddy got a divorce.'
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'Oh really?' the mother  asks. 'Why?'
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'Because you  got an F in sex.'

. [& G: _+ e- i8 r: q$ U3 D% NIf you  see someone without a smile today
give them  one of yours

ChiaPet

lastman

well ,even worse,daddy got a M in sex

propeller