Driver's License - too cute not to forward

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2 y) X* J5 h8 z( z; v& k. wDriver's License - too  cute not to forward
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A mother is driving her  little girl to her friend's house for a play date.

' Mommy ,' the little girl asks,  'how old are you?'
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7 J: k. V6 m7 y* L'Honey, you are not  supposed to ask a lady her age,' the mother  replied.
'It's not polite.'

'OK',  the little girl says,
* |0 ^' _4 {9 u" E3 U0 l'How much do you  weigh?'

7 [$ @) s. i: p0 l+ H'Now really,' the mother says,  
'those are personal questions and are really  none of your business.'

Undaunted, the  little girl asks, 'Why did you and Daddy get a  divorce?'
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- |. g* h( t% A2 z  L" V'That's enough questions,  young lady! Honestly!'

The exasperated  mother walks away as the two friends begin to  play.

. x) n2 }. |% r& [* q' My Mom won't tell me anything  about her,' the little girl says to her friend.  
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% L0 V( t5 F% B3 B% ~) J+ O'Well,' says the friend,
% N, Q2 M& \& t'all you  need to do is look at her driver's license.  
3 z  r, b4 a  n1 Z3 p5 s, I5 M7 F7 Z5 bIt's like a report card, it has everything on it.'

Later that night the little girl  says to her mother,
'I know how old you are.  You are 32.'
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The mother is surprised and  asks,
'How did you find that out?

'I  also know that you weigh 130 pounds.'  

The mother is past surprised and shocked  now.
, D' O. g5 O* r! L' U, O'How in Heaven's name did you find that  out?'

'And,' the little girl says  triumphantly,
1 o$ g& d! S* U'I know why you and  daddy got a divorce.'

'Oh really?' the mother  asks. 'Why?'
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# W% M; I. s" ]'Because you  got an F in sex.'
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If you  see someone without a smile today
give them  one of yours

ChiaPet

lastman

well ,even worse,daddy got a M in sex

propeller