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2 y) X* J5 h8 z( z; v& k. wDriver's License - too cute not to forward
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A mother is driving her little girl to her friend's house for a play date. + T; p) P, f" [/ a
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' Mommy ,' the little girl asks, 'how old are you?'
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7 J: k. V6 m7 y* L'Honey, you are not supposed to ask a lady her age,' the mother replied. D [; g5 F& t) u; g; }3 }
'It's not polite.' " s/ J* n$ [/ @+ K0 S
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'OK', the little girl says,
* |0 ^' _4 {9 u" E3 U0 l'How much do you weigh?' R0 d- V$ _, v4 ^3 q" {
7 [$ @) s. i: p0 l+ H'Now really,' the mother says, # K& R1 `# {8 e
'those are personal questions and are really none of your business.' & N$ Y4 j* Q) w; ^2 b% K7 Q* L% W
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Undaunted, the little girl asks, 'Why did you and Daddy get a divorce?'
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- |. g* h( t% A2 z L" V'That's enough questions, young lady! Honestly!' 3 I; H) t. y1 g5 u# I$ B8 X
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The exasperated mother walks away as the two friends begin to play. 0 @* o6 M1 R: C7 M$ @
. x) n2 }. |% r& [* q' My Mom won't tell me anything about her,' the little girl says to her friend.
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% L0 V( t5 F% B3 B% ~) J+ O'Well,' says the friend,
% N, Q2 M& \& t'all you need to do is look at her driver's license.
3 z r, b4 a n1 Z3 p5 s, I5 M7 F7 Z5 bIt's like a report card, it has everything on it.' # {7 J. X, _+ m8 c; n3 \7 G
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Later that night the little girl says to her mother, 8 F' r7 o# G2 @ u
'I know how old you are. You are 32.'
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The mother is surprised and asks, 4 V0 `6 p: K! l1 X
'How did you find that out? m0 ^4 |; {1 Y- |8 C& B5 N
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'I also know that you weigh 130 pounds.' ) c- H) v$ d2 S) Z2 C8 c m$ [' N. p
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The mother is past surprised and shocked now.
, D' O. g5 O* r! L' U, O'How in Heaven's name did you find that out?' ) e/ r; y, u4 f9 k% Z3 z; |* t
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'And,' the little girl says triumphantly,
1 o$ g& d! S* U'I know why you and daddy got a divorce.' . u. M7 ^: S7 U* P
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'Oh really?' the mother asks. 'Why?'
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# W% M; I. s" ]'Because you got an F in sex.'
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If you see someone without a smile today6 B5 T Y# B: P. q5 c8 H7 o
give them one of yours |
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