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Driver's License - too cute not to forward$ [' D$ \) q2 C. L& s
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A mother is driving her little girl to her friend's house for a play date. : V1 J: k& C+ c& q: {
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' Mommy ,' the little girl asks, 'how old are you?' 7 R& O3 u9 K F- \: R- ]
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'Honey, you are not supposed to ask a lady her age,' the mother replied. ; y" A, C4 l7 f
'It's not polite.' 0 U s/ N5 S7 m: X$ J
- ]; M# m( l4 Z2 P% r4 B0 ], h'OK', the little girl says, ; T0 M6 M/ o& n- n& S4 B4 a7 d
'How much do you weigh?' 3 o, G/ u% ?, N1 w' r, }" n
R; b9 d! Q/ i- z'Now really,' the mother says,
& A6 H, H+ [+ D* u5 O'those are personal questions and are really none of your business.' 5 c _! ~: s9 n- l$ P+ y
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Undaunted, the little girl asks, 'Why did you and Daddy get a divorce?' / t* j% t5 R1 t+ i, b
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'That's enough questions, young lady! Honestly!'
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3 D/ W6 E2 A: b: z* nThe exasperated mother walks away as the two friends begin to play.
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' My Mom won't tell me anything about her,' the little girl says to her friend. ) \- [% {; d# |" T
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'Well,' says the friend, . I5 R: q% E, O* S
'all you need to do is look at her driver's license. 2 p9 O# g& O9 L" }& _/ F
It's like a report card, it has everything on it.'
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Later that night the little girl says to her mother,
% U1 E9 M! [; Y. ?'I know how old you are. You are 32.' # R. r _# d$ s- X7 p
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The mother is surprised and asks,
7 w* ]5 u1 V% j* O5 b* L'How did you find that out? - K' t2 y+ J- A
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'I also know that you weigh 130 pounds.'
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The mother is past surprised and shocked now.
( `' F! }+ m7 T# d7 ~3 M'How in Heaven's name did you find that out?'
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'And,' the little girl says triumphantly, 1 S- q6 Y" j/ j' k6 C [6 [- q
'I know why you and daddy got a divorce.'
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'Oh really?' the mother asks. 'Why?'
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4 I' z v6 q2 g2 I' K7 u'Because you got an F in sex.'' c, c" h( a% W- D6 w. s
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If you see someone without a smile today/ q% _4 k5 B1 @. m
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