The Importance of Walking

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Walking can add minutes to your life.
5 a$ S( }+ q1 s+ d   This enables you at 85 years old
   to spend an additional 5 months in a nursing
   home at $7000 per month.
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    My grandpa started walking
/ j: }, e" i" j, e    five miles a day when he was 60.
0 I0 T6 s: n9 Y5 p/ N2 k    Now he's 97 years old
    and we don't know where the hell he is.
  
   I like long walks,
8 k; Z# m* Y, D- m$ |7 W6 j    especially when they are taken
- U% A' Y: [- [& Y' m9 [6 X    by people who annoy me.
  
1 w& E, R% f( }' x+ X! _   The only reason I would take up walking
    is so that I could hear heavy breathing again.
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    I have to walk early in the morning,
# b& \; v1 O% ~) `    before my brain figures out what I'm doing..
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   I joined a health club last year,
' H& M$ Z1 P) g$ R! t- {5 \; L" E, ?    spent about 400 bucks.
; o3 m. ^7 S' r0 B  ~5 @3 w    Haven't lost a pound.
    Apparently you have to go there.
  
   Every time I hear the dirty word 'exercise',
. V6 u- m" C( l3 a    I wash my mouth out with chocolate..
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& H# {( e( c& K- M   I do have flabby thighs,
    but fortunately my stomach covers them.
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    The advantage of exercising every day
  &n bsp; is so when you die, they'll say,
    'Well, she looks good doesn't she.'
  
: [& U. n5 S' Z! B! t" h   If you are going to try cross-country skiing,
  start with a small country.
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   I know I got a lot of exercise
    the last few years,......
    just getting over the hill.

  We all get heavier as we get older,
    because there's a lot more information in our heads.
  M6 F3 K  |/ g5 u/ L  e3 T    That's my story and I'm sticking to it.
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  S, R, K" w, s2 i) @# v5 i   AND

    Every time I start thinking too much
     about how I look,
) R+ Z" L4 k8 b9 |! ~# p! h    I just find a Happy Hour
7 l  v- ?) T# @* n. @! \   and by the time I leave,
7 k6 |7 N6 ]* P3 _4 x    I look just fine.