The Importance of Walking

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Walking can add minutes to your life.
   This enables you at 85 years old
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   home at $7000 per month.

" C% [# Q- E! i    My grandpa started walking
% R, F6 Q2 B& e; \' |    five miles a day when he was 60.
    Now he's 97 years old
    and we don't know where the hell he is.
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- y7 I7 Y! y3 q% G# c- C2 O- D; H   I like long walks,
    especially when they are taken
    by people who annoy me.
  
# w# o, w# _* }# L, y, j  Q   The only reason I would take up walking
    is so that I could hear heavy breathing again.
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    I have to walk early in the morning,
    before my brain figures out what I'm doing..
   
  |# j; [; F$ D   I joined a health club last year,
    spent about 400 bucks.
) c7 j6 U+ L1 a    Haven't lost a pound.
6 D) ]9 u- o( y    Apparently you have to go there.
  
   Every time I hear the dirty word 'exercise',
    I wash my mouth out with chocolate..
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; D5 S3 A: ^! I0 \   I do have flabby thighs,
! Y; ~% B! ]6 }  A- f# l. k9 G+ r    but fortunately my stomach covers them.
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! J  O( S0 }/ l  K3 y    The advantage of exercising every day
9 y! \( j# f8 w/ E0 W. u  &n bsp; is so when you die, they'll say,
    'Well, she looks good doesn't she.'
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   If you are going to try cross-country skiing,
  start with a small country.
   
   I know I got a lot of exercise
5 o, X' j. S# W) I$ [    the last few years,......
    just getting over the hill.
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  We all get heavier as we get older,
    because there's a lot more information in our heads.
    That's my story and I'm sticking to it.
   
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/ r, K2 A* |  d& u    Every time I start thinking too much
9 D0 P0 Q, J) n  E0 N( ~1 m     about how I look,
6 P% k+ m( c* ~* H) ~    I just find a Happy Hour
   and by the time I leave,
    I look just fine.