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At the end of a tiny deserted bar sits a huge Indian.
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He's having a few beers when a short, well dressed,
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( r+ E, a, d# o, H9 M0 Rand obviously gay man walks in and sits down beside him.- g5 T- ~7 N; }. f1 u% ~1 ? r
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After three or four beers the gay fellow finally plucks up the7 h; ^: O* e4 V8 d d; @
courage to say something to the big Indian.& ~9 F- Q5 z0 n# |
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Leaning over towards him, he whispers, 'Do you want a blow job?'
; S+ Z, C A0 S1 n. ]/ rAt this the massive Indian leaps up with fire in his eyes and
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He proceeds to beat him all the way out of the bar before leaving him
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$ A- w1 B+ J( o( h& E: cAmazed, the bartender quickly brings over another beer to the big Indian.
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'I've never seen you react like that,' he says. 'Just what did he& `% c# W! \% x3 p
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'I don't know,' the big Indian replied. 'Something about a job.' |
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