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At the end of a tiny deserted bar sits a huge Indian.
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He's having a few beers when a short, well dressed,
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* Y# f+ Q, n2 |, R* L8 q6 y5 `and obviously gay man walks in and sits down beside him.- m8 C2 @9 S6 B1 j. u
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After three or four beers the gay fellow finally plucks up the7 T- _" T/ J8 z% f' G* q8 _
courage to say something to the big Indian.; D2 l" Q2 C3 H
9 W9 t9 w, ^ VLeaning over towards him, he whispers, 'Do you want a blow job?'
8 M7 Z* Q" M) V- O K. \At this the massive Indian leaps up with fire in his eyes and! ^7 M" R0 I6 |& Z2 c
smacks the man in the face knocking him swiftly off his stool.; R: _6 |4 C/ c6 L+ ~ F
* i- x' v* e8 F. {% s: Q3 } K4 {He proceeds to beat him all the way out of the bar before leaving him
* U' j# z4 v2 u" o# Cbruised and battered in the parking lot and returns to his seat.
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Amazed, the bartender quickly brings over another beer to the big Indian.( R* D4 }' I, P6 z
5 `1 S2 f. g' g'I've never seen you react like that,' he says. 'Just what did he
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6 D: m8 ]2 S9 k9 Q' e3 f'I don't know,' the big Indian replied. 'Something about a job.' |
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