Male or Female?

sweetspot

You might not have known this, but a lot of non-living objects are actually either male or female.
4 R) z) A9 O* ^/ P  kHere are some examples:   

FREEZER BAGS: They are male, because they hold everything in, but you can see right through them.
       
4 e' D' X: L- h4 ]+ yPHOTOCOPIERS: These are female, because once turned off; it takes a while to warm them up again.
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" A: }9 G! J8 lThey are an effective reproductive device if the right buttons are pushed, but can also wreak havoc if you push the wrong Buttons.
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5 I1 A4 B3 y/ `% ]5 ATIRES: Tires are male, because they go bald easily and are often over inflated
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. Q6 \3 t' m$ _& l# J3 j, FHOT AIR BALLOONS: Also a male object, because to get them to go anywhere, you have to light a fire under their butt.
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2 k5 @7 I8 [+ q# N3 {: eSPONGES: These are female, because they are soft, squeezable and retain water.
       
WEB PAGES:
+ i9 n$ b( f! `: X+ p. L* IFemale, because they're constantly being looked at and frequently getting hit on..
       
TRAINS: Definitely male, because they always use the same old lines for picking up people.
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& e+ V8 i" c* X( }' zEGG TIMERS: Egg timers are female because, over time, all the weight shifts to the bottom.
       
  h% |+ d- Q  e; S; ~; l1 ]HAMMERS: Male, because in the last 5000 years, they've hardly changed at all, and are occasionally handy to have around.
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THE REMOTE CONTROL: Female. Ha! You probably thought it would be male, but consider this: It easily gives a man pleasure, he'd be lost without it, and while he doesn't always know which buttons to push, he just keeps trying

雲吞

谢谢楼主这个有趣的帖子。学了好多新词。

sweetspot

谢谢楼主这个有趣的帖子。学了好多新词。
. D- r* X3 {. _6 T; G' Q雲吞 发表于 2010-1-17 22:55

You are welcome.