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You might not have known this, but a lot of non-living objects are actually either male or female. 5 j/ ^, |5 d/ S( _, G
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8 g y, E0 j2 m6 E. _, QFREEZER BAGS: They are male, because they hold everything in, but you can see right through them.' l" O" o2 @& e( [" |" R
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PHOTOCOPIERS: These are female, because once turned off; it takes a while to warm them up again.
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They are an effective reproductive device if the right buttons are pushed, but can also wreak havoc if you push the wrong Buttons.
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9 W) g0 E1 i" |4 |TIRES: Tires are male, because they go bald easily and are often over inflated/ M$ \( Z* J! Q; m2 ~% \) q- [
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HOT AIR BALLOONS: Also a male object, because to get them to go anywhere, you have to light a fire under their butt.
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SPONGES: These are female, because they are soft, squeezable and retain water.
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Female, because they're constantly being looked at and frequently getting hit on..4 [% m8 Q+ e) ~1 m0 V
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TRAINS: Definitely male, because they always use the same old lines for picking up people.
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EGG TIMERS: Egg timers are female because, over time, all the weight shifts to the bottom.
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HAMMERS: Male, because in the last 5000 years, they've hardly changed at all, and are occasionally handy to have around." c/ W, P H! e8 V% E. S1 a
: a# v( P! [1 J* S8 C0 S" uTHE REMOTE CONTROL: Female. Ha! You probably thought it would be male, but consider this: It easily gives a man pleasure, he'd be lost without it, and while he doesn't always know which buttons to push, he just keeps trying |
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