Male or Female?

sweetspot

You might not have known this, but a lot of non-living objects are actually either male or female.
' X/ @+ F9 P6 I4 n/ y1 VHere are some examples:   
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FREEZER BAGS: They are male, because they hold everything in, but you can see right through them.
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* ~/ ~3 D, \3 nPHOTOCOPIERS: These are female, because once turned off; it takes a while to warm them up again.
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They are an effective reproductive device if the right buttons are pushed, but can also wreak havoc if you push the wrong Buttons.
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- B6 W3 n8 W9 h% T& D- b" r* YTIRES: Tires are male, because they go bald easily and are often over inflated
       
( }$ T( B- P0 ^* b4 l. W' V: \HOT AIR BALLOONS: Also a male object, because to get them to go anywhere, you have to light a fire under their butt.
       
SPONGES: These are female, because they are soft, squeezable and retain water.
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Female, because they're constantly being looked at and frequently getting hit on..
       
3 k2 o, `" b: z8 H: LTRAINS: Definitely male, because they always use the same old lines for picking up people.
       
0 j" L0 x4 f, v$ _2 B& |0 QEGG TIMERS: Egg timers are female because, over time, all the weight shifts to the bottom.
       
8 k' r* E4 {( U8 Q' B' BHAMMERS: Male, because in the last 5000 years, they've hardly changed at all, and are occasionally handy to have around.
       
: k2 ?2 W" m- b- e% ]' j" wTHE REMOTE CONTROL: Female. Ha! You probably thought it would be male, but consider this: It easily gives a man pleasure, he'd be lost without it, and while he doesn't always know which buttons to push, he just keeps trying

雲吞

谢谢楼主这个有趣的帖子。学了好多新词。

sweetspot

谢谢楼主这个有趣的帖子。学了好多新词。
- }% y+ G! h7 `! `雲吞 发表于 2010-1-17 22:55

You are welcome.