Male or Female?

sweetspot

You might not have known this, but a lot of non-living objects are actually either male or female.
1 Z' t) q$ u( ~& s5 y) |- THere are some examples:   

FREEZER BAGS: They are male, because they hold everything in, but you can see right through them.
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PHOTOCOPIERS: These are female, because once turned off; it takes a while to warm them up again.
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They are an effective reproductive device if the right buttons are pushed, but can also wreak havoc if you push the wrong Buttons.
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TIRES: Tires are male, because they go bald easily and are often over inflated
       
$ ~# N4 N& q8 N' sHOT AIR BALLOONS: Also a male object, because to get them to go anywhere, you have to light a fire under their butt.
       
9 M& V, ~% a/ |& Z) l; gSPONGES: These are female, because they are soft, squeezable and retain water.
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# O: \) H$ S, UTRAINS: Definitely male, because they always use the same old lines for picking up people.
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+ u$ L* Q  J& L3 e: x7 CEGG TIMERS: Egg timers are female because, over time, all the weight shifts to the bottom.
       
HAMMERS: Male, because in the last 5000 years, they've hardly changed at all, and are occasionally handy to have around.
       
* v0 y5 n, I8 k* X5 yTHE REMOTE CONTROL: Female. Ha! You probably thought it would be male, but consider this: It easily gives a man pleasure, he'd be lost without it, and while he doesn't always know which buttons to push, he just keeps trying

雲吞

谢谢楼主这个有趣的帖子。学了好多新词。

sweetspot

谢谢楼主这个有趣的帖子。学了好多新词。
# p% h3 x& N! D, @: H) e$ _0 {雲吞 发表于 2010-1-17 22:55

6 Z" }! Q# {- @! k7 O* K, A6 SYou are welcome.