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Husband of the year: j: o; }1 }: G8 X+ V( T4 n9 ^
awards
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The honorable7 \# ]6 y) J% n! j* d
mention goes to:: N! }7 _ s9 p* d
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( G7 H3 a% N: f; S: A: i2 `The United Kingdom 5 E, D( ]1 X" V
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{ q6 c$ N4 l7 k# p% Xfollowed closely by... " f; k- Y4 G% R/ ^; u
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The United States of America / h' U) B0 _$ k2 U9 i

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and then...
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$ C$ U' E( Q9 y6 P0 Wbut 3rd Place must go to...
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- G8 i7 F. a3 J4 c5 R( gGreece
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it was very very close but the runner up prize ' W) N7 S* d4 e
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was awarded to....
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7 y* u- O4 c4 M( C! E) _but the winner of the husband/partner of the !year is.
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* H" k7 L8 n; eIreland.Ya gotta love the Irish.6 V* i! L4 }$ p0 e) n7 g
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The Irish are true romantics.look, he's even
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1 b- n* C S8 x# p$ e/ @Woman has Man in it; - e' Z. M; R% V ? M
Mrs. has Mr. in it;
- S1 |6 M9 i5 m. V" ~. _1 z5 v1 iFemale has Male in it;
( Y" x t4 c! V' S9 O' I/ |0 EShe has He in it; ) ?0 Y/ y) M, B' X
Madam has Adam in it; : ?# a: V# y) h* X5 J9 S4 X: E% |
' T7 u- q% j" v* I5 O) q; l1 a: xOkay, Okay, it all makes sense now...
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I never looked at it this way before:
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Ever notice how all of women's problems start with
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MENtal illness
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4 M, J3 F- q5 i) ?* C# a' }! ~8 hMENstrual cramps
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8 [( \5 ?7 L) X# o: j1 hGUYnecologist
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When we have REAL trouble, it's a.. HISterectomy.
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8 V, G; G5 d3 x ^! W/ DRemember You Don't Stop Laughing Because You/ W3 g. w, t5 ]% \6 V$ w
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