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Husband of the year
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mention goes to:
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The United Kingdom
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followed closely by...
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The United States of America % J5 j8 s9 ^; j, ~, D( |9 O# A8 y

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and then...
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; A1 l. B: W. Q! @but 3rd Place must go to...9 y7 `3 i4 ~9 ^9 [7 l! Y! p
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Greece
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' f% C/ o% L; o% {) E) [it was very very close but the runner up prize 2 V! J) y6 ?7 J9 {$ K% g+ `
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1 x- e( q0 x" M0 Q, Obut the winner of the husband/partner of the !year is. 5 p8 B- g: m( E4 [+ ?. x3 ?
$ c3 ^# ~+ y/ F5 ^7 a3 Y) jIreland.Ya gotta love the Irish.0 C- g/ Q+ ^0 E: L6 F
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The Irish are true romantics.look, he's even
1 r1 r3 A. a7 aholding her hand....
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1 k5 M9 q8 G' n. C* C* u6 PWoman has Man in it; 1 I7 Z" f4 x7 _! B f0 `
Mrs. has Mr. in it;
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She has He in it; 7 u4 t* E& O7 h! G8 \/ H& k$ I; i4 l
Madam has Adam in it; % f( a1 k( s' B1 u& S/ Z: i
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Okay, Okay, it all makes sense now...
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3 {) s# M/ {1 E! uI never looked at it this way before:
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3 {. B0 o3 w! }Ever notice how all of women's problems start with
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MEN?
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1 E7 A* O% W ]$ W: _/ KMENstrual cramps
1 D/ X# M/ `, p/ jMENtal breakdown
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GUYnecologist ) c% Q% F8 N8 q4 C
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When we have REAL trouble, it's a.. HISterectomy.
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Remember You Don't Stop Laughing Because You7 f' G1 s9 c9 l$ U! t+ f
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