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Husband of the year
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The honorable0 f4 \" I5 k3 m8 l! v6 {9 t
mention goes to:/ {, C# z7 f: Y: _6 N) F8 X3 Y
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_* E5 I! ~: Cfollowed closely by... 0 z- `; w8 y; B! q( G& {
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The United States of America
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Poland
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# @1 G6 z6 g3 jbut 3rd Place must go to...8 [1 \$ r* d \( ^6 q [0 |+ ]
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Greece
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" z7 ^* f) m7 Tit was very very close but the runner up prize
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9 C' }- [! m$ `( r( C m2 awas awarded to....
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but the winner of the husband/partner of the !year is. % | ?( g9 Q& V$ F! H. i G9 H
: c: F3 u. c9 t4 wIreland.Ya gotta love the Irish. {9 A+ n9 s- a% u8 z7 S
0 N6 T4 g7 U: u5 kThe Irish are true romantics.look, he's even 9 O; x7 u8 T+ V% t m% s
holding her hand....
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/ p% o" V( e, V XWoman has Man in it; : E/ m& [ U, G* Y
Mrs. has Mr. in it; 6 ]# |) X% {' n
Female has Male in it;
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Madam has Adam in it;
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- S+ k* f; S* V! X3 G* O' nOkay, Okay, it all makes sense now... / ~$ Q2 F% d& A* @
8 e& l2 H$ c- U# YI never looked at it this way before: 7 \7 D; h4 S* R @: s
/ A( e" P+ j3 nEver notice how all of women's problems start with. b+ }5 i' |; Z6 ]
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! S# t6 a, \" j. j5 F& f1 qMENtal illness
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1 D: E( p" ]$ y1 N0 R* f- @MENstrual cramps . _% A+ i5 z# z( }
MENtal breakdown
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' V( E8 L" f* B4 D3 q4 W6 w9 zMENopause
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When we have REAL trouble, it's a.. HISterectomy.
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