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Husband of the year7 Q' s- h8 G( E' @, h! P& S1 ~
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The honorable
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* g( N( D* @. R' O. X7 A+ q; fThe United Kingdom
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9 v" ]7 ^3 S% O# W: m9 ^$ n& yfollowed closely by... 1 ]7 Z; J5 b) i5 ?, [( X( P2 s5 f
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The United States of America : c8 h' d! E6 s; b7 X# o3 v

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# P$ h" j2 U) dand then...
2 w- A8 N& r7 Q% wPoland
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but 3rd Place must go to...
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Greece ) V( S! A& j# `- Z, y, V
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; X0 G Q) T9 x! d3 Tit was very very close but the runner up prize 6 K' Q8 v- i7 g( j7 b, F
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Serbia
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but the winner of the husband/partner of the !year is.
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5 N' B% O4 Q4 X0 k oIreland.Ya gotta love the Irish.8 E6 n `% F- M5 @+ D- N
1 J) y# _ t- e) k g0 k! _% cThe Irish are true romantics.look, he's even
7 e6 _& M, @& l* `! ?holding her hand....
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8 |% |/ F+ E% n! w" \Woman has Man in it;
2 H; a* y, e$ F6 `7 nMrs. has Mr. in it; ; _; U& j5 @7 v! C# g4 d9 {) B# c
Female has Male in it;
1 R8 i- O+ x& U$ QShe has He in it; $ f4 Q1 |! Y# V/ s% i9 B/ J* n2 H
Madam has Adam in it; - r1 B2 D/ c4 j' J( S6 A
7 e+ j+ O, `& d- J ]6 LOkay, Okay, it all makes sense now... " S2 s0 O& |) j- A$ `
' k4 M3 M% U6 c7 O9 iI never looked at it this way before:
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Ever notice how all of women's problems start with
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5 a& O- p# s! E0 _ MEN?
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$ i9 s. E+ J% R: Z$ `' zMENstrual cramps ) ?7 v% j: y v0 B$ D Y
MENtal breakdown
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GUYnecologist
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& f4 A; @* v/ z$ FWhen we have REAL trouble, it's a.. HISterectomy. 0 |( s3 }8 D! c2 W7 U0 h4 P- u
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Remember You Don't Stop Laughing Because You
5 |6 F- [. G t# H/ p4 E* M/ T" X9 }Grow Old, You Grow Old Because You Stop Laughing |
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