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Tiger s Holiday Poem
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Twas the night of Thanksgiving and out of the house
1 E9 ~7 _+ L y* p4 C( ~Tiger Woods came a flyin', chased by his spouse.1 a+ m5 @" f9 Y& x0 W4 e2 N
She wielded a nine iron and wasn't too merry,7 o. Q8 ~+ J6 E$ L1 f" z, y1 m
Cause a bimbo’s phone number was in his Blackberry.
) P) i) {; l4 E- Q# X/ f& vHe’d been cheatin' on Elin, and the story progressed.
( I k8 ?# D* _" U9 B7 f- sWoman after woman stepped up and confessed.
' E- c+ ~' q' |+ N& G; j. yHe’d been cheatin’ with Holly, and Jaimee, and Cori,$ H, \0 r t" C4 ]- g
With Joselyn, and Kalika. The world had the story.
# P. n; m! P' q1 vFrom the top of the Tour to the basement of blues,! |& ]7 F4 g/ F5 I
Tiger’s sad sordid tale was all over the news.% R! p4 a/ N1 i C! R4 E
With hostesses, waitresses, he had lots of sex,4 y; x9 C, @ I& a0 l* }% _
When not in their pants, he was sendin' them texts.
1 x, P% C2 z+ m# b, V4 wDespite all his cryin’ and beggin' and pleadin',# C0 a. J! ^- D1 i( Z
Tiger’s wife went investin' -- a new home in Sweden .
' o4 j/ ^6 n: q5 y: i* j' D1 rAnd I heard her exclaim from her white Escalade,
# U( x& c+ T- m2 x$ H @"If you’re gettin' laid then I’m gettin' paid.") E+ |3 R- F& R" ?) f" f2 e
She’s not pouting, in fact, she is of jolly good cheer,
1 g7 h3 X* \9 Y% e) \Her prenup made Christmas come early this year. |
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