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Tiger s Holiday Poem
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Twas the night of Thanksgiving and out of the house
: t d* t/ }! V' g% y5 eTiger Woods came a flyin', chased by his spouse.
( u3 p* a% P8 A. ~She wielded a nine iron and wasn't too merry,% J* \) M0 c; S* H! e' B5 C$ p1 @
Cause a bimbo’s phone number was in his Blackberry.- x( d. ]/ v: U, s* I) ]
He’d been cheatin' on Elin, and the story progressed.
6 ?3 T, k' Q! E) g5 uWoman after woman stepped up and confessed.7 r1 |% w& B& s0 x2 j1 G5 ?/ T: o
He’d been cheatin’ with Holly, and Jaimee, and Cori,9 ]. ~3 M# ^! `$ g9 F
With Joselyn, and Kalika. The world had the story.7 {* {8 \# V: Z. _2 B! w
From the top of the Tour to the basement of blues,
- N. q4 i) c# ?* Q' OTiger’s sad sordid tale was all over the news.
& `- l" F' M! E% S7 V4 i2 vWith hostesses, waitresses, he had lots of sex,
Y9 R! R$ ?$ y" m. fWhen not in their pants, he was sendin' them texts.6 A, q( Y! |! s+ L. e
Despite all his cryin’ and beggin' and pleadin',3 b/ c- x; o* c6 N% Z1 W
Tiger’s wife went investin' -- a new home in Sweden ., ?# ^6 k0 N4 n+ q9 i! A; g
And I heard her exclaim from her white Escalade,
* C( K8 x& X4 M"If you’re gettin' laid then I’m gettin' paid."
3 N' S4 a. R q! p# VShe’s not pouting, in fact, she is of jolly good cheer,+ I2 `$ O1 W6 u* F! j' H7 g+ j9 f
Her prenup made Christmas come early this year. |
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发表于 2009-12-3 15:38
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