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Tiger s Holiday Poem
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; @% h3 v' m3 b6 z2 |Twas the night of Thanksgiving and out of the house
7 n% y% t& F8 D! |. `4 BTiger Woods came a flyin', chased by his spouse.+ E- y0 v1 ]1 U- Q" w
She wielded a nine iron and wasn't too merry,
8 D: h2 s8 k9 z, [/ Z8 J: s) xCause a bimbo’s phone number was in his Blackberry.
6 ~% P5 M) i0 ~2 q: zHe’d been cheatin' on Elin, and the story progressed.+ Y G" M/ a; U$ K" s
Woman after woman stepped up and confessed.( e4 \& {+ P/ A1 U2 P
He’d been cheatin’ with Holly, and Jaimee, and Cori,
2 N" p* [" Y/ j0 y" C$ EWith Joselyn, and Kalika. The world had the story.; A0 E$ ]$ m. M
From the top of the Tour to the basement of blues,
4 @; r2 q& u, z, ]. ?Tiger’s sad sordid tale was all over the news., N+ m7 `- {8 g* s) G
With hostesses, waitresses, he had lots of sex,, G( O7 e; I, c+ D+ h
When not in their pants, he was sendin' them texts.- S' y9 N$ B) W# L! }7 K( J5 A1 b
Despite all his cryin’ and beggin' and pleadin',* I. B O7 r6 ^( v- \2 K0 B: Y
Tiger’s wife went investin' -- a new home in Sweden .
1 [3 }3 u2 v7 ^- z" xAnd I heard her exclaim from her white Escalade,
4 H/ V* P# M* ?" ]. t"If you’re gettin' laid then I’m gettin' paid."
7 r8 [2 F- w7 b* u WShe’s not pouting, in fact, she is of jolly good cheer,, r8 T% X1 B; U |' s
Her prenup made Christmas come early this year. |
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发表于 2009-12-3 15:38
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