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Tiger s Holiday Poem
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Twas the night of Thanksgiving and out of the house) [! E: ?: h7 m. C, h- B0 {; i
Tiger Woods came a flyin', chased by his spouse./ F1 c l7 O; v+ ?
She wielded a nine iron and wasn't too merry,: k# I4 I2 M. L; E2 x; ^6 E- n
Cause a bimbo’s phone number was in his Blackberry.$ f# d3 x3 b7 ?# A# w
He’d been cheatin' on Elin, and the story progressed.4 n% o4 l' S, P( k5 {
Woman after woman stepped up and confessed.
' z$ D0 {, t, l6 kHe’d been cheatin’ with Holly, and Jaimee, and Cori,( I7 e! L1 g/ p6 \1 ^0 B6 [ o& x
With Joselyn, and Kalika. The world had the story.
( B( l/ X0 U/ }& E1 g3 DFrom the top of the Tour to the basement of blues,) C( V& R' x* y
Tiger’s sad sordid tale was all over the news.
2 [; G% i* A. bWith hostesses, waitresses, he had lots of sex,' k0 t# y, m! U8 Q8 w
When not in their pants, he was sendin' them texts.
- J$ u4 N: x* a. r; ADespite all his cryin’ and beggin' and pleadin',
; b7 J* s: F4 t/ g9 RTiger’s wife went investin' -- a new home in Sweden .5 w0 J( L( i( W: g# y
And I heard her exclaim from her white Escalade,
- k5 y, j) H" d"If you’re gettin' laid then I’m gettin' paid."
1 y/ q5 Z7 C+ h" M$ S* \) Y) IShe’s not pouting, in fact, she is of jolly good cheer,
1 I# s' R4 ^# v$ eHer prenup made Christmas come early this year. |
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发表于 2009-12-3 15:38
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