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Tiger s Holiday Poem
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Twas the night of Thanksgiving and out of the house
0 R" w6 u0 `) `- x8 d$ S' j+ UTiger Woods came a flyin', chased by his spouse.
6 |5 R: a- g, cShe wielded a nine iron and wasn't too merry,. z; I& b' K! p: s3 v4 m, Y
Cause a bimbo’s phone number was in his Blackberry./ c; M8 ~. U9 v# r
He’d been cheatin' on Elin, and the story progressed.
( |1 _: R( b5 c; W) e% aWoman after woman stepped up and confessed.! e( k; }% I' c; E) \1 t1 Y
He’d been cheatin’ with Holly, and Jaimee, and Cori,0 s1 `' g3 S) R* _7 d# h
With Joselyn, and Kalika. The world had the story." H$ `& E2 ~9 y6 I& D
From the top of the Tour to the basement of blues,0 Z4 x8 L$ l8 O2 m, i W
Tiger’s sad sordid tale was all over the news.
( H6 }3 ~0 Z8 B gWith hostesses, waitresses, he had lots of sex,
% x* L. O/ C: c4 e; uWhen not in their pants, he was sendin' them texts.
: }2 j) w% @! z% MDespite all his cryin’ and beggin' and pleadin',. ^/ H$ g: k- F" `( I! M: S5 J
Tiger’s wife went investin' -- a new home in Sweden .7 m& Y; @* u: d c1 w4 f
And I heard her exclaim from her white Escalade,
) [( M% `7 h- ^8 \ T$ q9 D& S. `"If you’re gettin' laid then I’m gettin' paid." z3 e" B8 m- }
She’s not pouting, in fact, she is of jolly good cheer,
; z& W6 B5 x: aHer prenup made Christmas come early this year. |
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发表于 2009-12-3 15:38
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