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Tiger s Holiday Poem7 r! L1 ?6 V! H6 g
; ^3 \$ Z2 x. d8 n; DTwas the night of Thanksgiving and out of the house* S+ E2 L) a( @" a
Tiger Woods came a flyin', chased by his spouse." d0 x# ~* E8 K, v( x7 c
She wielded a nine iron and wasn't too merry,
[3 n& V7 P7 U7 [# VCause a bimbo’s phone number was in his Blackberry.
: t8 p+ H/ {, Z! v' y& D9 t! i, |He’d been cheatin' on Elin, and the story progressed.
. _& I/ S. Q1 i7 A# g4 rWoman after woman stepped up and confessed.) g) ]/ K0 L+ `* j
He’d been cheatin’ with Holly, and Jaimee, and Cori,
8 Q1 g- U! a8 Y5 H: gWith Joselyn, and Kalika. The world had the story.! A/ v7 h8 O! D+ d! d; s
From the top of the Tour to the basement of blues,
* w8 O1 c6 B) P nTiger’s sad sordid tale was all over the news.
) Q4 g4 H! U5 Z( f* t; iWith hostesses, waitresses, he had lots of sex,) u$ C2 l* P# o! s, d: C$ ^* j
When not in their pants, he was sendin' them texts.$ h- \$ n ?" S2 r; O, z8 c2 O
Despite all his cryin’ and beggin' and pleadin',9 b; }% I$ t9 @2 J2 X8 S* I
Tiger’s wife went investin' -- a new home in Sweden .
* d' f9 P- k/ F) f6 d0 sAnd I heard her exclaim from her white Escalade,( W" ]) }1 B2 j5 a6 q7 M
"If you’re gettin' laid then I’m gettin' paid."' d. W& w4 v: Q o
She’s not pouting, in fact, she is of jolly good cheer,* |* l: u0 ?' a" q
Her prenup made Christmas come early this year. |
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