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Tiger s Holiday Poem
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Twas the night of Thanksgiving and out of the house
* A+ l d* O9 U6 M9 `Tiger Woods came a flyin', chased by his spouse.
! g6 Y" g! t9 [ |! A/ ?) tShe wielded a nine iron and wasn't too merry,+ H* M- w; l+ z0 p5 `
Cause a bimbo’s phone number was in his Blackberry./ v- h: p8 d/ z" m& w
He’d been cheatin' on Elin, and the story progressed.
2 v& P2 A% m; J6 G$ ]Woman after woman stepped up and confessed.
4 I9 Y7 }" r5 P( p$ G: K6 EHe’d been cheatin’ with Holly, and Jaimee, and Cori," ?9 G0 H! y. }& X* z3 p
With Joselyn, and Kalika. The world had the story.
2 D- `9 t, E& G# ~% SFrom the top of the Tour to the basement of blues,
1 t1 \: o, ^! j4 J" E% E2 t8 rTiger’s sad sordid tale was all over the news.3 ]: g& N% n# J9 M4 d4 I2 e
With hostesses, waitresses, he had lots of sex,6 l5 e0 L- e, S; ^ d8 p
When not in their pants, he was sendin' them texts.
( u, c5 f ]% y9 C! }- vDespite all his cryin’ and beggin' and pleadin',
5 S& j+ J( s1 S3 D! \! n0 yTiger’s wife went investin' -- a new home in Sweden .
6 f2 [9 H7 T' z- x; @. cAnd I heard her exclaim from her white Escalade,- M; [% W9 Y% O, g4 F7 g) r
"If you’re gettin' laid then I’m gettin' paid."8 r" ]2 I y$ a/ p
She’s not pouting, in fact, she is of jolly good cheer,+ _& R" C/ C1 U3 s5 @* C
Her prenup made Christmas come early this year. |
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