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Never ever let your wife touch your golf club

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发表于 2009-12-3 15:38 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
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发表于 2009-12-3 15:46 | 显示全部楼层
虎落平原了,哈哈!
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发表于 2009-12-3 15:53 | 显示全部楼层
索马里海盗新船长走马上任
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发表于 2009-12-16 11:00 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队 追求完美
我的天,这是怎么个情况啊??
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发表于 2009-12-16 23:28 | 显示全部楼层
Probably you should change the title to "Never ever let your wife touch your cell phone".
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发表于 2009-12-21 10:44 | 显示全部楼层
哈哈
, x  @7 g; L; ^4 m 好,Tiger更加英俊了。
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发表于 2009-12-26 12:37 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
Tiger s Holiday Poem7 r! L1 ?6 V! H6 g

; ^3 \$ Z2 x. d8 n; DTwas the night of Thanksgiving and out of the house* S+ E2 L) a( @" a
Tiger Woods came a flyin', chased by his spouse." d0 x# ~* E8 K, v( x7 c
She wielded a nine iron and wasn't too merry,
  [3 n& V7 P7 U7 [# VCause a bimbo’s phone number was in his Blackberry.
: t8 p+ H/ {, Z! v' y& D9 t! i, |He’d been cheatin' on Elin, and the story progressed.
. _& I/ S. Q1 i7 A# g4 rWoman after woman stepped up and confessed.) g) ]/ K0 L+ `* j
He’d been cheatin’ with Holly, and Jaimee, and Cori,
8 Q1 g- U! a8 Y5 H: gWith Joselyn, and Kalika. The world had the story.! A/ v7 h8 O! D+ d! d; s
From the top of the Tour to the basement of blues,
* w8 O1 c6 B) P  nTiger’s sad sordid tale was all over the news.
) Q4 g4 H! U5 Z( f* t; iWith hostesses, waitresses, he had lots of sex,) u$ C2 l* P# o! s, d: C$ ^* j
When not in their pants, he was sendin' them texts.$ h- \$ n  ?" S2 r; O, z8 c2 O
Despite all his cryin’ and beggin' and pleadin',9 b; }% I$ t9 @2 J2 X8 S* I
Tiger’s wife went investin' -- a new home in Sweden .
* d' f9 P- k/ F) f6 d0 sAnd I heard her exclaim from her white Escalade,( W" ]) }1 B2 j5 a6 q7 M
"If you’re gettin' laid then I’m gettin' paid."' d. W& w4 v: Q  o
She’s not pouting, in fact, she is of jolly good cheer,* |* l: u0 ?' a" q
Her prenup made Christmas come early this year.
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发表于 2010-1-17 19:40 | 显示全部楼层
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