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A man walked into a therapist's office looking very depressed. "Doc, you've got to help me. I can't go on like this."
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"What's the problem?" the doctor inquired. 8 V! A. U! U1 s+ _# i0 Y6 X
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"Well, I'm 35 years old and I still have no luck with the ladies. No matter how hard I try, I just seem to scare them away." 0 r- I8 G9 u3 E6 R
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"My friend, this is not a serious problem. You just need to work on your self-esteem. Each morning, I want you to get up and run to the bathroom mirror. Tell yourself that you are a good person, a fun person, and an attractive person. But say it with real conviction. Within a week you'll have women buzzing all around you."
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7 K- z$ X3 z& u+ ~. L/ MThe man seemed content with this advice and walked out of the office a bit excited. Three weeks later he returned with the same downtrodden expression on his face. "Did my advice not work?" asked the doctor.
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"It worked alright. For the past several weeks I've enjoyed some of the best moments in my life with the most fabulous looking women." 8 \, G6 Z$ W; e. L9 U+ L
" X. i2 p2 |; Z"So, what's your problem?" % @* Z f. z+ C" `2 T
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"I don't have a problem," the man replied. "My wife does." |
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发表于 2009-11-30 14:04
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