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A man walked into a therapist's office looking very depressed. "Doc, you've got to help me. I can't go on like this."

' ~$ e- o( L: j+ T"What's the problem?" the doctor inquired.
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! X7 K! O2 |9 ]& e, N. ~' Y"Well, I'm 35 years old and I still have no luck with the ladies. No matter how hard I try, I just seem to scare them away."

"My friend, this is not a serious problem. You just need to work on your self-esteem. Each morning, I want you to get up and run to the bathroom mirror. Tell yourself that you are a good person, a fun person, and an attractive person. But say it with real conviction. Within a week you'll have women buzzing all around you."
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) Q: r$ O8 o' \: H0 y4 p( S/ uThe man seemed content with this advice and walked out of the office a bit excited. Three weeks later he returned with the same downtrodden expression on his face. "Did my advice not work?" asked the doctor.
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1 X7 X# Y4 A. Z  X0 M. c"It worked alright. For the past several weeks I've enjoyed some of the best moments in my life with the most fabulous looking women."

"So, what's your problem?"

$ q9 B4 k0 V7 F% E& b% E3 Y0 }% D; f"I don't have a problem," the man replied. "My wife does."

lastman

what a fat lier this guy is