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A man walked into a therapist's office looking very depressed. "Doc, you've got to help me. I can't go on like this." 7 w0 f. |% Y" |$ x8 s$ ]4 g
7 ~- z0 ]8 s- E8 |& J"What's the problem?" the doctor inquired. # [% j; [2 |/ M' m+ s- v2 c
. }; [2 q @- v7 _2 `"Well, I'm 35 years old and I still have no luck with the ladies. No matter how hard I try, I just seem to scare them away."
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"My friend, this is not a serious problem. You just need to work on your self-esteem. Each morning, I want you to get up and run to the bathroom mirror. Tell yourself that you are a good person, a fun person, and an attractive person. But say it with real conviction. Within a week you'll have women buzzing all around you." ) T; _0 Z# Z* B( s4 f( ^: T U! _
# M+ f/ ^- {; A; W& v% qThe man seemed content with this advice and walked out of the office a bit excited. Three weeks later he returned with the same downtrodden expression on his face. "Did my advice not work?" asked the doctor. ! m( ]* b0 ]) j$ A2 f! a# A
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"It worked alright. For the past several weeks I've enjoyed some of the best moments in my life with the most fabulous looking women."
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8 j4 E4 _ v& w* R6 V"So, what's your problem?" 8 n- a7 z' N9 H+ X8 ]4 ^. \" o
# j, k0 a- a1 N; } O7 U"I don't have a problem," the man replied. "My wife does." |
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