 鲜花( 9)  鸡蛋( 0)
|
A man walked into a therapist's office looking very depressed. "Doc, you've got to help me. I can't go on like this."
, U9 @7 Y6 m( D6 V7 V* a/ o) k1 E7 D; b# u- `$ h
"What's the problem?" the doctor inquired.
* K, \( n7 r6 N1 r& s( }
* [# u# {% L; F7 Z/ m0 m0 p"Well, I'm 35 years old and I still have no luck with the ladies. No matter how hard I try, I just seem to scare them away." % q Z, {4 N* `, s0 \% C2 r9 p9 C
w L4 R# }8 F \$ I% X"My friend, this is not a serious problem. You just need to work on your self-esteem. Each morning, I want you to get up and run to the bathroom mirror. Tell yourself that you are a good person, a fun person, and an attractive person. But say it with real conviction. Within a week you'll have women buzzing all around you."
0 M% e6 x" M! O6 I8 K! ?
. X- J* C. B. ?* |" H' l, DThe man seemed content with this advice and walked out of the office a bit excited. Three weeks later he returned with the same downtrodden expression on his face. "Did my advice not work?" asked the doctor. & Y4 M/ w8 W7 h) Z6 L8 ?9 w
: f7 H3 S s6 A, \2 F. b! e% s
"It worked alright. For the past several weeks I've enjoyed some of the best moments in my life with the most fabulous looking women."
C% W: u9 s; Q
3 p9 q; A3 h$ X4 Y8 A"So, what's your problem?"
, K' u/ L! h3 C! \6 D6 s$ x' u
+ m# y$ C0 Q; ?- m"I don't have a problem," the man replied. "My wife does." |
|