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发表于 2009-11-30 14:04 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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A man walked into a therapist's office looking very depressed. "Doc, you've got to help me. I can't go on like this."
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* {! k2 g5 o" X2 |: `5 G"What's the problem?" the doctor inquired.
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"Well, I'm 35 years old and I still have no luck with the ladies. No matter how hard I try, I just seem to scare them away."
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  r! ?) M4 m: l( D" U, U: A"My friend, this is not a serious problem. You just need to work on your self-esteem. Each morning, I want you to get up and run to the bathroom mirror. Tell yourself that you are a good person, a fun person, and an attractive person. But say it with real conviction. Within a week you'll have women buzzing all around you."   }: }! F% H0 l- o8 p7 _

2 e" s& `( X( M" X; yThe man seemed content with this advice and walked out of the office a bit excited. Three weeks later he returned with the same downtrodden expression on his face. "Did my advice not work?" asked the doctor.
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  C$ @) X- j/ P! {! c3 ^0 U"It worked alright. For the past several weeks I've enjoyed some of the best moments in my life with the most fabulous looking women." * P3 Q% k: c. ^! }- X( u
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"So, what's your problem?" 5 d7 I* |2 O0 V; |7 i9 Q
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"I don't have a problem," the man replied. "My wife does."
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发表于 2009-11-30 18:58 | 显示全部楼层
what a fat lier this guy is
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