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A man walked into a therapist's office looking very depressed. "Doc, you've got to help me. I can't go on like this."
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"What's the problem?" the doctor inquired.
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"Well, I'm 35 years old and I still have no luck with the ladies. No matter how hard I try, I just seem to scare them away." 0 U9 s" q+ A- E( U; a1 M1 D( ]$ E5 f3 I
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"My friend, this is not a serious problem. You just need to work on your self-esteem. Each morning, I want you to get up and run to the bathroom mirror. Tell yourself that you are a good person, a fun person, and an attractive person. But say it with real conviction. Within a week you'll have women buzzing all around you."
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" X% G6 }* [2 V8 E7 F: e/ E6 LThe man seemed content with this advice and walked out of the office a bit excited. Three weeks later he returned with the same downtrodden expression on his face. "Did my advice not work?" asked the doctor. # f( k: J4 N* J: ]) A: W
/ E7 d# W/ u0 y" ^0 V3 W"It worked alright. For the past several weeks I've enjoyed some of the best moments in my life with the most fabulous looking women."
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"So, what's your problem?" . f0 y, O& [; A* g5 f" q! \% h
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"I don't have a problem," the man replied. "My wife does." |
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