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Wanna share a joke with you guys:
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U( G4 A+ b) d) n9 DThe father answers, Well, son, I guess one day you will need to find out
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! T) c+ ]; ?% k3 |) X0 v* \Then I set up a date via email with your Mum and we met at a cyber-cafe.
- d7 r; Y7 _' W/ g+ O; v/ f |We sneaked into a secluded room, where your mother agreed to a download
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As soon as I was ready to upload, we discovered that neither one of us
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nine months later a little 'Pop-Up' appeared that said:
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/ @6 l) \' C) ]. f) o% F .... Scroll down !
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2 | X# ~6 ^% Z/ I# bYou'll love this !
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