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Wanna share a joke with you guys:
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% h5 K& T+ n; T# d1 J4 q- u/ l( R) vA little boy goes to his father and asks "Daddy, how was I born?"- [! k2 J- q7 e
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The father answers, Well, son, I guess one day you will need to find out
& _$ I0 W$ M1 Z9 D9 ganyway! Your Mum and I first got together in a chat room on Yahoo." L }& x! o6 }* D, S
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Then I set up a date via email with your Mum and we met at a cyber-cafe.8 B7 I. Q0 ]7 }1 ^
We sneaked into a secluded room, where your mother agreed to a download1 f! m) w2 }* @4 m
from my hard drive.6 |4 z% R" o* H7 o
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As soon as I was ready to upload, we discovered that neither one of us! O3 F4 M7 J4 C S6 k
had used a firewall, and since it was too late to hit the delete button,
0 H% J4 t" Z: F8 M' unine months later a little 'Pop-Up' appeared that said:! _; ~1 p k0 R# w' [( G
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5 \. x4 M# S* j5 k& j7 S) ? .... Scroll down !
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You'll love this !
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'You have Male!' 6 ^1 O! {! E% s0 n
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