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Dady, How was I born?

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鲜花(2) 鸡蛋(0)
发表于 2009-11-25 14:22 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
Wanna share a joke with you guys:
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  Y) ?! D$ M% q. ]. g- ?A little boy goes to his father and asks "Daddy, how was I born?"
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4 N: f8 b, J9 NThe father answers, Well, son, I guess one day you will need to find out
1 v; \! }1 P. u) ]/ _anyway! Your Mum and I first got together in a chat room on Yahoo.% w: V! p: V, z5 V5 j, {1 N
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Then I set up a date via email with your Mum and we met at a cyber-cafe.* ]) b4 y2 O! F
We sneaked into a secluded room, where your mother agreed to a download4 `/ R8 {, {* B7 G( W3 C- M
from my hard drive.
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As soon as I was ready to upload, we discovered that neither one of us
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( `9 |! n. N$ B$ Tnine months later a little 'Pop-Up' appeared that said:
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鲜花(8) 鸡蛋(0)
发表于 2009-11-25 14:30 | 显示全部楼层
哈哈,这个教育好
鲜花(117) 鸡蛋(0)
发表于 2009-11-25 15:31 | 显示全部楼层
I reread it,still so funny
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发表于 2009-11-25 23:01 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队 追求完美
this one is good and educational. though it may not be a better result,but, it would be worse  if any viruses involved the process.
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发表于 2009-11-27 19:44 | 显示全部楼层
funny
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发表于 2009-11-29 23:55 | 显示全部楼层
4# lastman
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 楼主| 发表于 2009-12-9 16:38 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
I reread it,still so funny/ r4 R6 f/ ^6 ?' z* U" x2 }8 F9 Y
有影无踪 发表于 2009-11-25 15:31

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发表于 2009-12-9 21:53 | 显示全部楼层
this one is good and educational. though it may not be a better result,but, it would be worse  if any viruses involved the process.
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 楼主| 发表于 2009-12-10 04:45 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
4# lastman
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