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Dady, How was I born?

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鲜花(2) 鸡蛋(0)
发表于 2009-11-25 14:22 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
Wanna share a joke with you guys:4 \8 W/ q" o, ^5 [5 A* f

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2 V# f0 }" _8 @4 x( [The father answers, Well, son, I guess one day you will need to find out
  p4 D. n6 E8 r' b* i! Ianyway! Your Mum and I first got together in a chat room on Yahoo.5 A: Z; f& E( p) R  l0 |
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Then I set up a date via email with your Mum and we met at a cyber-cafe.3 y3 L% B0 h+ G6 M$ M0 o4 Z, f5 e
We sneaked into a secluded room, where your mother agreed to a download% W1 G+ k. T) t+ c1 K0 G; z1 V
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As soon as I was ready to upload, we discovered that neither one of us9 ?" E3 s+ x0 x5 I; ]
had used a firewall, and since it was too late to hit the delete button,
1 c! T; l: }  k* B( }' m/ Lnine months later a little 'Pop-Up' appeared that said:
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鲜花(8) 鸡蛋(0)
发表于 2009-11-25 14:30 | 显示全部楼层
哈哈,这个教育好
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发表于 2009-11-25 15:31 | 显示全部楼层
I reread it,still so funny
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发表于 2009-11-25 23:01 | 显示全部楼层
this one is good and educational. though it may not be a better result,but, it would be worse  if any viruses involved the process.
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发表于 2009-11-27 19:44 | 显示全部楼层
funny
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发表于 2009-11-29 23:55 | 显示全部楼层
4# lastman
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what do you mean?
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 楼主| 发表于 2009-12-9 16:38 | 显示全部楼层
I reread it,still so funny
( e* t% @2 j6 O. k有影无踪 发表于 2009-11-25 15:31
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Wish we all have fun everyday.
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发表于 2009-12-9 21:53 | 显示全部楼层
this one is good and educational. though it may not be a better result,but, it would be worse  if any viruses involved the process.& e' {) d  D6 ^1 v: H% h% w5 W" p
lastman 发表于 2009-11-25 23:01

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 楼主| 发表于 2009-12-10 04:45 | 显示全部楼层
4# lastman
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