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Wanna share a joke with you guys:
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7 N; D& q9 c$ ^ NA little boy goes to his father and asks "Daddy, how was I born?"
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The father answers, Well, son, I guess one day you will need to find out" Q/ t. K. J" K* T1 W
anyway! Your Mum and I first got together in a chat room on Yahoo.
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7 f; P$ v" T0 CThen I set up a date via email with your Mum and we met at a cyber-cafe.9 u% V$ Y" c# L
We sneaked into a secluded room, where your mother agreed to a download E) M3 V3 W; @4 R
from my hard drive.: ~# I- ], m0 G/ d# x, T4 L3 D
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0 O0 Q+ X1 o2 EAs soon as I was ready to upload, we discovered that neither one of us
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nine months later a little 'Pop-Up' appeared that said:' t" U$ b. A/ E
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, e' h7 e M& t Y5 a .... Scroll down !
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+ G4 `# ]. E) Z7 V4 |You'll love this ! 3 U& n/ s- R' j
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'You have Male!' ; D9 Y; r4 D+ I" c* ]1 U# h
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