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Wanna share a joke with you guys:; P! i. D) G) T8 o- A
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A little boy goes to his father and asks "Daddy, how was I born?": l, H& f( G5 d# I$ P# e
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The father answers, Well, son, I guess one day you will need to find out
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) O- H0 w' u/ F3 Y, g- m% i" ]- PThen I set up a date via email with your Mum and we met at a cyber-cafe.
' J% \, _( A; kWe sneaked into a secluded room, where your mother agreed to a download
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As soon as I was ready to upload, we discovered that neither one of us
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nine months later a little 'Pop-Up' appeared that said:) E2 v- ~' s0 O% v" M. @
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0 D7 ~* {6 Z- W! G2 t& d6 L .... Scroll down !
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You'll love this ! ! j4 U% f9 y5 h- o8 i
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'You have Male!' 3 N& Z" V# w# J @
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