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Wanna share a joke with you guys:
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# d' ~; Y6 U h- |1 KA little boy goes to his father and asks "Daddy, how was I born?"( }8 U6 _& H2 V
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The father answers, Well, son, I guess one day you will need to find out) N9 ~ k! C, K' _! o) e7 S
anyway! Your Mum and I first got together in a chat room on Yahoo.
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- [8 ?+ W+ {/ C, hThen I set up a date via email with your Mum and we met at a cyber-cafe.
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As soon as I was ready to upload, we discovered that neither one of us
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nine months later a little 'Pop-Up' appeared that said:
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1 L2 _$ e3 H( J- j, Q9 s, w4 ? .... Scroll down !
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