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Dady, How was I born?

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鲜花(2) 鸡蛋(0)
发表于 2009-11-25 14:22 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
Wanna share a joke with you guys:
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& o2 Y/ a$ B/ _5 ~$ ^2 PA little boy goes to his father and asks "Daddy, how was I born?"
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The father answers, Well, son, I guess one day you will need to find out5 P' Z7 a' e* w
anyway! Your Mum and I first got together in a chat room on Yahoo.5 W& b9 r. X. i1 e1 e' \
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' J7 T% h8 X- v# g! W9 uThen I set up a date via email with your Mum and we met at a cyber-cafe.
8 k4 Z4 Q: P$ s! f7 IWe sneaked into a secluded room, where your mother agreed to a download3 ?8 }/ r1 J( j, Z
from my hard drive.
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/ d( h" u) h2 q% s" JAs soon as I was ready to upload, we discovered that neither one of us4 k& o5 Y' B7 L+ M# ~5 s3 z
had used a firewall, and since it was too late to hit the delete button,6 i3 o' ~$ ?; W
nine months later a little 'Pop-Up' appeared that said:7 }: l; s% h! \4 e$ y2 Y
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鲜花(8) 鸡蛋(0)
发表于 2009-11-25 14:30 | 显示全部楼层
哈哈,这个教育好
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发表于 2009-11-25 15:31 | 显示全部楼层
I reread it,still so funny
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发表于 2009-11-25 23:01 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队 追求完美
this one is good and educational. though it may not be a better result,but, it would be worse  if any viruses involved the process.
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发表于 2009-11-27 19:44 | 显示全部楼层
funny
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发表于 2009-11-29 23:55 | 显示全部楼层
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what do you mean?
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 楼主| 发表于 2009-12-9 16:38 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
I reread it,still so funny
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Wish we all have fun everyday.
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发表于 2009-12-9 21:53 | 显示全部楼层
this one is good and educational. though it may not be a better result,but, it would be worse  if any viruses involved the process.2 }- S( v) E1 r2 q3 H5 K
lastman 发表于 2009-11-25 23:01
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 楼主| 发表于 2009-12-10 04:45 | 显示全部楼层
4# lastman
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