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Dady, How was I born?

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发表于 2009-11-25 14:22 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
Wanna share a joke with you guys:
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7 N; D& q9 c$ ^  NA little boy goes to his father and asks "Daddy, how was I born?"
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The father answers, Well, son, I guess one day you will need to find out" Q/ t. K. J" K* T1 W
anyway! Your Mum and I first got together in a chat room on Yahoo.
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7 f; P$ v" T0 CThen I set up a date via email with your Mum and we met at a cyber-cafe.9 u% V$ Y" c# L
We sneaked into a secluded room, where your mother agreed to a download  E) M3 V3 W; @4 R
from my hard drive.: ~# I- ], m0 G/ d# x, T4 L3 D

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0 O0 Q+ X1 o2 EAs soon as I was ready to upload, we discovered that neither one of us
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nine months later a little 'Pop-Up' appeared that said:' t" U$ b. A/ E

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鲜花(8) 鸡蛋(0)
发表于 2009-11-25 14:30 | 显示全部楼层
哈哈,这个教育好
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发表于 2009-11-25 15:31 | 显示全部楼层
I reread it,still so funny
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发表于 2009-11-25 23:01 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队 追求完美
this one is good and educational. though it may not be a better result,but, it would be worse  if any viruses involved the process.
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发表于 2009-11-27 19:44 | 显示全部楼层
funny
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发表于 2009-11-29 23:55 | 显示全部楼层
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7 ~/ t( O$ M0 o1 Nwhat do you mean?
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 楼主| 发表于 2009-12-9 16:38 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
I reread it,still so funny
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发表于 2009-12-9 21:53 | 显示全部楼层
this one is good and educational. though it may not be a better result,but, it would be worse  if any viruses involved the process." B- ~9 k* w% H; U/ ?: ?
lastman 发表于 2009-11-25 23:01
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 楼主| 发表于 2009-12-10 04:45 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
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