A great help

propeller

An old Italian lived alone in New Jersey . He wanted to plant his annual tomato garden, but it was very difficult work, as the ground was hard.
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His only son, Vincent, who used to help him, was in prison. The old man wrote a letter to his son and described his predicament:

% T7 U  H7 H6 U4 a* J; MDear Vincent,
/ G/ g* M  {! B: N* m. iI am feeling pretty sad, because it looks like I won't be able to plant my tomato garden this year. I'm just getting too old to be digging up a garden plot. I know if you were here my troubles would be over. I know you would be happy to dig the plot for me, like in the old days.
9 B+ ~, Y( B$ p. E2 [" X) FLove,
Papa
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. V4 [" C0 C( t; P* t; q# e( nA few days later he received a letter from his son:

Dear Pop,
Don't dig up that garden. That's where the bodies are buried.
Love,
5 G, n2 d0 z! }+ N0 MVinnie

& W/ z. p1 G5 Z0 D$ aAt 4 a.m. the next morning, FBI agents and local police arrived and dug up the entire area without finding any bodies. They apologized to the old man and left.

5 ]; U' }1 ?' g7 |* a# \That same day the old man received another letter from his son.
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4 c! B9 S. E$ S. r4 F' ZDear Pop,
Go ahead and plant the tomatoes now. That's the best I could do under the circumstances.
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5 m$ x- \) S4 PVinnie

雲吞

竟敢戏耍专政人员。当心被躲猫猫。

Xbfeng

这儿子太聪明了，但是，往往聪明反被聪明误。

lastman

记得以前有个笑话，两个人忽悠FBI说有drug藏在firewood里，结果FBI把活都干了