A great help

propeller

An old Italian lived alone in New Jersey . He wanted to plant his annual tomato garden, but it was very difficult work, as the ground was hard.
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His only son, Vincent, who used to help him, was in prison. The old man wrote a letter to his son and described his predicament:
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6 S' j5 d" L! W8 i2 r3 EDear Vincent,
I am feeling pretty sad, because it looks like I won't be able to plant my tomato garden this year. I'm just getting too old to be digging up a garden plot. I know if you were here my troubles would be over. I know you would be happy to dig the plot for me, like in the old days.
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Papa
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6 Q5 N6 Q2 N( e6 G' T0 Z( IA few days later he received a letter from his son:
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Dear Pop,
7 ?$ }$ ?, ?2 @* k1 ]' B. M1 Z6 UDon't dig up that garden. That's where the bodies are buried.
Love,
Vinnie

& Q8 t% L0 U2 p$ E3 u. Z$ {- j/ B) JAt 4 a.m. the next morning, FBI agents and local police arrived and dug up the entire area without finding any bodies. They apologized to the old man and left.
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5 N: b+ j/ [7 B- m/ PThat same day the old man received another letter from his son.

Dear Pop,
2 g* c2 ^+ x; C; V9 T/ }; eGo ahead and plant the tomatoes now. That's the best I could do under the circumstances.
Love you,
Vinnie

雲吞

竟敢戏耍专政人员。当心被躲猫猫。

Xbfeng

这儿子太聪明了，但是，往往聪明反被聪明误。

lastman

记得以前有个笑话，两个人忽悠FBI说有drug藏在firewood里，结果FBI把活都干了