A great help

propeller

An old Italian lived alone in New Jersey . He wanted to plant his annual tomato garden, but it was very difficult work, as the ground was hard.
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$ {  Q, ]9 ?" O. }  ^6 AHis only son, Vincent, who used to help him, was in prison. The old man wrote a letter to his son and described his predicament:
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- J8 C# C3 }; I- S" mDear Vincent,
I am feeling pretty sad, because it looks like I won't be able to plant my tomato garden this year. I'm just getting too old to be digging up a garden plot. I know if you were here my troubles would be over. I know you would be happy to dig the plot for me, like in the old days.
Love,
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3 p) L2 ~! h' ]0 s  ^( RA few days later he received a letter from his son:

Dear Pop,
, g2 ?% V2 D; h+ }- cDon't dig up that garden. That's where the bodies are buried.
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% I5 H) Z- X/ B/ F: O  QVinnie

# m6 E6 O; D  _, ?At 4 a.m. the next morning, FBI agents and local police arrived and dug up the entire area without finding any bodies. They apologized to the old man and left.

4 L$ ?/ X2 S9 r2 RThat same day the old man received another letter from his son.

Dear Pop,
Go ahead and plant the tomatoes now. That's the best I could do under the circumstances.
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雲吞

竟敢戏耍专政人员。当心被躲猫猫。

Xbfeng

这儿子太聪明了，但是，往往聪明反被聪明误。

lastman

记得以前有个笑话，两个人忽悠FBI说有drug藏在firewood里，结果FBI把活都干了