A great help

propeller

An old Italian lived alone in New Jersey . He wanted to plant his annual tomato garden, but it was very difficult work, as the ground was hard.
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; a( b) i( c, x% d0 l+ AHis only son, Vincent, who used to help him, was in prison. The old man wrote a letter to his son and described his predicament:

Dear Vincent,
( ~/ J- P. R$ H3 {6 T/ XI am feeling pretty sad, because it looks like I won't be able to plant my tomato garden this year. I'm just getting too old to be digging up a garden plot. I know if you were here my troubles would be over. I know you would be happy to dig the plot for me, like in the old days.
Love,
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. S( ^+ b6 D+ ]# }& U( X) C7 HA few days later he received a letter from his son:

Dear Pop,
) R. c7 D& Z* X: q/ y: PDon't dig up that garden. That's where the bodies are buried.
- g2 ^/ L) n4 oLove,
+ Y5 |( m0 s* P0 |Vinnie

9 N3 n2 y. Z3 S+ @& T: iAt 4 a.m. the next morning, FBI agents and local police arrived and dug up the entire area without finding any bodies. They apologized to the old man and left.

* i1 [5 X: R) q/ {9 B, [% r+ A; eThat same day the old man received another letter from his son.

' Y+ g' c+ t* u3 ~8 B, XDear Pop,
' [1 s8 W9 ]: P! Q- d, uGo ahead and plant the tomatoes now. That's the best I could do under the circumstances.
- g, M. P7 w- z  W& J3 pLove you,
Vinnie

雲吞

竟敢戏耍专政人员。当心被躲猫猫。

Xbfeng

这儿子太聪明了，但是，往往聪明反被聪明误。

lastman

记得以前有个笑话，两个人忽悠FBI说有drug藏在firewood里，结果FBI把活都干了