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写给美国总统：
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; g3 e+ t+ V% M! e! O9 ^) `) m BPlease find below my suggestion for fixing America's economy.
( V& D+ H/ F) A2 KInstead of giving billions of dollars to companies that will squander
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plan.
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You can call it the Patriotic Retirement Plan:
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There are about 40 million people over 50 in the work force.
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9 m" `, ^' V( t$ ~2 `& JPay them $1 million apiece severance for early retirement with the. w5 I9 }8 |9 c8 G( p
following stipulations:) P, m/ @7 h0 K7 w
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1) They MUST retire. Forty million job openings -9 J/ ]* z8 f: \& e2 ~2 m3 m
Unemployment fixed.
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" C7 Q. L6 ~ w+ Q1 J2) They MUST buy a new American CAR. Forty million cars ordered-
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3) They MUST either buy a house or pay off their mortgage-% r0 D4 N" l" l+ n: ?+ e0 T; U- V
Housing Crisis fixed.
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) n4 H1 J3 G2 g2 _It can't get any easier than that!4 m3 a6 }: c, r' g2 E& H
If more money is needed, have all members of Congress and their4 d$ z, w* T& M/ y
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