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写给美国总统：- c" V$ ~/ l7 E4 P
. ?% X& x9 M, l$ r9 RDear Mr. President:0 u% l4 Y0 b9 v, Q3 B- d0 d
: o1 c6 T/ f$ ]1 s& u' N1 A& @Please find below my suggestion for fixing America's economy.
r' R, m9 A" V! Y7 a" b9 `/ uInstead of giving billions of dollars to companies that will squander" L: @# x7 z; B6 ?
the money on lavish parties and unearned bonuses, use the following) h, @# t3 x2 |, i& m! _
plan.
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You can call it the Patriotic Retirement Plan:* ~$ n" Q# q W2 D
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There are about 40 million people over 50 in the work force.
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Pay them $1 million apiece severance for early retirement with the- `% q3 C0 L5 O/ h
following stipulations:
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1) They MUST retire. Forty million job openings -. M: n) V, J+ M) R) I
Unemployment fixed.
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( U, g% {# J# ^6 n2 P7 ]& K5 `2) They MUST buy a new American CAR. Forty million cars ordered-
( d! ?0 }! I5 K3 f& n& ZAuto Industry fixed.7 Z6 K" u2 a$ @8 p9 G3 I& Y# m9 q
_5 E" i9 C3 _' p. W3 ~/ p3) They MUST either buy a house or pay off their mortgage-2 ~/ T9 [- {' @7 f* y, y. j5 D
Housing Crisis fixed.' }+ F9 \, ^' g& {0 W$ B4 I0 ~
" x2 x I V, ]' [3 QIt can't get any easier than that!3 ^' {" n9 ~* j) F9 u! |
If more money is needed, have all members of Congress and their
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