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写给美国总统：
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: X0 |$ |% u& ]6 K! sDear Mr. President:
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( ^0 k" R/ d- e: A @Please find below my suggestion for fixing America's economy.1 [$ O7 K; \7 i3 K' d8 r
Instead of giving billions of dollars to companies that will squander
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plan.
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5 \/ e) ?& y. V5 \$ oYou can call it the Patriotic Retirement Plan:
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5 P# k# s1 V/ q$ ?! y& XThere are about 40 million people over 50 in the work force.4 E7 y* M0 Y0 z0 O. x* c. f Z8 _
* [: W% k% A& OPay them $1 million apiece severance for early retirement with the
: Z8 H0 I2 \0 T- \9 y0 kfollowing stipulations:( b8 M7 N2 T- I2 a
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1) They MUST retire. Forty million job openings -
: f! w I" `* Y* V6 _Unemployment fixed.
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2) They MUST buy a new American CAR. Forty million cars ordered-! ?! v' M* A( E7 D2 M( D. i6 F" Q
Auto Industry fixed.
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9 W; h$ `2 p5 Y3) They MUST either buy a house or pay off their mortgage-
# X6 {2 o) Q0 lHousing Crisis fixed.
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It can't get any easier than that!
* R/ H% A* B3 ]+ J9 ~If more money is needed, have all members of Congress and their* k# D; B" @" R9 `/ Z" n- a
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