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写给美国总统：
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Dear Mr. President:3 Q9 S3 N' C U! @
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Please find below my suggestion for fixing America's economy.
3 I4 Y3 K* E* O \/ p" ~7 fInstead of giving billions of dollars to companies that will squander
8 x9 I& v4 E- ythe money on lavish parties and unearned bonuses, use the following9 ^5 I. _- V; I6 t! f- t: i
plan.
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# C5 p4 J* |7 V6 r3 P" YYou can call it the Patriotic Retirement Plan:
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There are about 40 million people over 50 in the work force.
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; y( K2 d# U/ Y) zPay them $1 million apiece severance for early retirement with the* g0 J: z" w8 q m9 j9 N: t1 G
following stipulations:6 B G( Q8 |1 e' N( d
4 O0 r2 d }& z9 M6 }1) They MUST retire. Forty million job openings -, v6 s; b) b V, r' E$ P) D
Unemployment fixed.
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; W3 [/ W% F% m& R; M2 R4 o2) They MUST buy a new American CAR. Forty million cars ordered-
9 A; ]$ s! R8 b- g' GAuto Industry fixed.7 D5 T6 x7 c& D5 j
I; p4 Z" [# V# O9 T3) They MUST either buy a house or pay off their mortgage-
" P+ d- `. ]) c* A0 E* _, \" B0 iHousing Crisis fixed.
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8 C# @$ B$ V+ d6 `! QIt can't get any easier than that!
1 i. c8 \: j9 o4 }* A3 h$ D3 qIf more money is needed, have all members of Congress and their2 W5 M6 y% D/ p8 R" n+ T$ D7 s1 h6 b9 |0 x
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