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! |9 }/ q" V- }- w" c5 D5 E; A- M3 |% \: GDear Mr. President:) A; L6 c! t' R7 V. f6 g; \. H
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Please find below my suggestion for fixing America's economy.
: V0 R" c$ d1 Q1 f" C- B( wInstead of giving billions of dollars to companies that will squander
$ |0 M, Q- F; Zthe money on lavish parties and unearned bonuses, use the following/ M4 C- `+ e! m* _* E. d" ~( c+ ?- T
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You can call it the Patriotic Retirement Plan:
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4 |( n( g$ u4 P& X8 ]2 d+ cThere are about 40 million people over 50 in the work force.' \" I$ x* N& x; ~5 ~0 q6 z
W* T4 O- O& `0 \, NPay them $1 million apiece severance for early retirement with the
( ]1 D& J. A3 ffollowing stipulations:
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1) They MUST retire. Forty million job openings -' v& Y9 J1 K, h6 M, h
Unemployment fixed.# c' S: D/ Z& A
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2) They MUST buy a new American CAR. Forty million cars ordered-3 V/ e% ]4 p% W5 p; _# X4 x. v: u
Auto Industry fixed.8 ^8 c# P6 r; k6 X; J
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3) They MUST either buy a house or pay off their mortgage-) j9 F, K. Y# L' e1 d( Y; o) m* I
Housing Crisis fixed.4 p8 @' q# k7 l! o# e) \8 @
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It can't get any easier than that!
7 ~( `6 J* E# x6 Z$ q: ~8 M: DIf more money is needed, have all members of Congress and their
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