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写给美国总统：/ n u, r2 f8 a `9 o( d
/ g5 n9 p7 J7 ]3 w& W7 zDear Mr. President:1 O4 [5 t9 z- s% X. x' U
% P" E$ g/ o+ d5 t% V, E) f1 C6 GPlease find below my suggestion for fixing America's economy.
2 }# p) d$ }6 ~9 IInstead of giving billions of dollars to companies that will squander5 f; S2 ~) c* t( Z
the money on lavish parties and unearned bonuses, use the following
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t3 M' ?) _, H, @You can call it the Patriotic Retirement Plan:
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There are about 40 million people over 50 in the work force.2 Q. \# o; o/ P/ {- g
: o: p4 @2 `2 G& J+ t% oPay them $1 million apiece severance for early retirement with the0 K4 N# O; ~1 _$ k( u" q
following stipulations:
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1) They MUST retire. Forty million job openings -: U/ }. [/ C; D! v6 v4 o+ _
Unemployment fixed.+ M# [0 x/ r- I
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2) They MUST buy a new American CAR. Forty million cars ordered-
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3) They MUST either buy a house or pay off their mortgage-
" v; e6 Z8 N" O! s( J$ THousing Crisis fixed.
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It can't get any easier than that!
% z3 F# O- C1 f7 F! m" j5 rIf more money is needed, have all members of Congress and their7 h3 A7 p M& p8 \5 A( |
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