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写给美国总统：
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) U; P; d/ h, x2 [. G% C8 iDear Mr. President:
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Please find below my suggestion for fixing America's economy.
5 W4 c8 m+ X4 p. m, X4 O; iInstead of giving billions of dollars to companies that will squander
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plan.
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/ y+ O9 G: W/ Q' E3 s- QYou can call it the Patriotic Retirement Plan:
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There are about 40 million people over 50 in the work force.9 s$ d6 }: a) K: p& K
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Pay them $1 million apiece severance for early retirement with the
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, R: M+ m. B" p- d; ]) a% n* X1 R5 @5 E1) They MUST retire. Forty million job openings -
- g) Q7 z$ ]* {0 VUnemployment fixed.; X5 |* o8 I5 {) S: X. h1 m
1 i. i. G7 T5 W+ B% F2) They MUST buy a new American CAR. Forty million cars ordered-5 C5 T# I+ |5 v) b
Auto Industry fixed.3 U0 D) o2 J/ l. x0 ?; m
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3) They MUST either buy a house or pay off their mortgage-1 M8 d6 v' j3 b' m; A* I
Housing Crisis fixed.
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It can't get any easier than that!
$ V- c4 x6 K5 ~If more money is needed, have all members of Congress and their
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