一个非常棒的恢复经济提议

盲女

写给美国总统：
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7 D) T9 b# M* K/ v) b0 iDear Mr. President:
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! u* T) |8 m2 A4 CPlease find below my suggestion for fixing America's economy.
Instead of giving billions of dollars to companies that will squander
3 j. H0 g  ]3 @the money on lavish parties and unearned bonuses, use the following
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You can call it the Patriotic Retirement Plan:

/ l, r8 q& v# T; w, {( AThere are about 40 million people over 50 in the work force.
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Pay them $1 million apiece severance for early retirement with the
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2 i" n% ?! y3 ~' T7 O2 f) p# t1) They MUST retire. Forty million job openings -
  {0 X; v; [/ a5 `+ q: jUnemployment fixed.

2) They MUST buy a new American CAR. Forty million cars ordered-
9 F9 T. i  K8 X4 `4 R" t' _& iAuto Industry fixed.

3) They MUST either buy a house or pay off their mortgage-
Housing Crisis fixed.

3 e/ B* P* d0 t, QIt can't get any easier than that!
If more money is needed, have all members of Congress and their
constituent

YZSUNNY

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caoqian

紫光

根本不需要4万亿，有一万亿，退休1千万人就够了，

盲女

4# 紫光

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给我一百万，我现在就退休，

lastman

扯淡，1million x 40 million=40，000，000，000，000 是40 trillion，就是40万亿美元，哪里来？

dolittle

典型的无知者无畏!

dolittle

呵呵, 说的是作者, 不是转贴的...... 澄清一下