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发表于 2005-5-23 14:02
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再来一个
一定要坚持看到最后！5 B; Z) i V2 O* l& A2 h2 d5 L
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! L- {; T. h q" w1 dWhere did I go wrong?8 `, U7 C/ K; v' M* e5 W
$ {: B0 v! S) h* x& J/ @A man asked his wife what she’d like for Mother’s Day. “I’d love to be six again,” she replied.# r8 M% ?4 N# a: x
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On the morning of Mother’s Day, he arose early, made her a nice big bowl of Lucky Charms and then took her off to the local theme park.3 J. Y( u- Q5 L; E2 b
* x/ W8 }, G' r9 K' Z5 xWhat a day! He put her on every ride in the park: the Death Slide, the Wall of Fear, the Screaming Monster Roller Coaster, everything there was.
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5 X0 a7 J |8 w/ gFive hours later she staggered out of the theme park. Her head was reeling and her stomach felt upside down. Right away, they journeyed to a McDonald’s where her loving husband ordered her a Happy Meal with extra fries and a refreshing chocolate shake. 5 p) \( V, u4 |& T- B2 p8 t+ y
2 e( x% B% |( O8 z" c3 M- q% P4 U2 GThen it was off to a movie: the latest Star Wars epic, a hot dog, popcorn, a soda pop, and her favorite candy, M & M’s. What a fabulous adventure!
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Finally she wobbled home with her husband and collapsed into bed exhausted. 4 S" ], |' m5 t! ]1 s7 ?
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He leaned over his precious wife with a big smile and lovingly asked:” Well, dear, what was it like being six again?”3 A. J2 |4 E* f) Q% S
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Her eyes slowly opened and her expression suddenly changed. “You dummy,” she said, “ I meant my dress size!”
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The moral of the story: Even when a well-meaning husband is listening, he is gonna get it wrong. |
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