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发表于 2005-5-23 14:02
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再来一个
一定要坚持看到最后！( }( h! W; R) U, Y4 [6 r; ]
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, ~; I7 x. T3 L. O3 ]* OA man asked his wife what she’d like for Mother’s Day. “I’d love to be six again,” she replied.- Q5 M; W' P- |# A
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On the morning of Mother’s Day, he arose early, made her a nice big bowl of Lucky Charms and then took her off to the local theme park.1 F6 [' w4 F; | Z) } u V9 K6 i
6 {8 r) m; `! BWhat a day! He put her on every ride in the park: the Death Slide, the Wall of Fear, the Screaming Monster Roller Coaster, everything there was.
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Five hours later she staggered out of the theme park. Her head was reeling and her stomach felt upside down. Right away, they journeyed to a McDonald’s where her loving husband ordered her a Happy Meal with extra fries and a refreshing chocolate shake. $ {0 L3 S4 z. u; [/ X0 x7 @
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Then it was off to a movie: the latest Star Wars epic, a hot dog, popcorn, a soda pop, and her favorite candy, M & M’s. What a fabulous adventure!
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Finally she wobbled home with her husband and collapsed into bed exhausted.
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He leaned over his precious wife with a big smile and lovingly asked:” Well, dear, what was it like being six again?”
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Her eyes slowly opened and her expression suddenly changed. “You dummy,” she said, “ I meant my dress size!”
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4 K& b* M7 `- \/ T6 ?4 J, XThe moral of the story: Even when a well-meaning husband is listening, he is gonna get it wrong. |
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