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发表于 2005-5-23 14:02
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再来一个
一定要坚持看到最后！9 k C$ y' ~& V2 G
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- x- V, k/ |0 D8 w& ]Where did I go wrong?* d$ [+ C2 H ?5 s4 |. F
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A man asked his wife what she’d like for Mother’s Day. “I’d love to be six again,” she replied.' R7 h2 e3 c5 H. [6 u
2 C1 M# m3 J( E- C9 i+ `( @, }On the morning of Mother’s Day, he arose early, made her a nice big bowl of Lucky Charms and then took her off to the local theme park. `4 g5 m. b# ^" m8 r2 d
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What a day! He put her on every ride in the park: the Death Slide, the Wall of Fear, the Screaming Monster Roller Coaster, everything there was.
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Five hours later she staggered out of the theme park. Her head was reeling and her stomach felt upside down. Right away, they journeyed to a McDonald’s where her loving husband ordered her a Happy Meal with extra fries and a refreshing chocolate shake.
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Then it was off to a movie: the latest Star Wars epic, a hot dog, popcorn, a soda pop, and her favorite candy, M & M’s. What a fabulous adventure!1 ^* L1 y ? l
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Finally she wobbled home with her husband and collapsed into bed exhausted.
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He leaned over his precious wife with a big smile and lovingly asked:” Well, dear, what was it like being six again?”9 R( J' v" S. q) \" y( B
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Her eyes slowly opened and her expression suddenly changed. “You dummy,” she said, “ I meant my dress size!”* ?2 Z/ D) D* }& u* _- g# n9 D8 D
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The moral of the story: Even when a well-meaning husband is listening, he is gonna get it wrong. |
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