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发表于 2005-5-23 14:02
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再来一个
一定要坚持看到最后！
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Where did I go wrong?! R" R4 W$ C. Q* ?) [: O
5 Y% X- p8 W6 Q F. i: a4 n1 q. OA man asked his wife what she’d like for Mother’s Day. “I’d love to be six again,” she replied.: i6 V# k- X, f2 v; m' k
* C& u4 v" {5 n$ J9 s4 IOn the morning of Mother’s Day, he arose early, made her a nice big bowl of Lucky Charms and then took her off to the local theme park.6 P/ H. \- E# y) C6 Z! l5 Z! G {
% Q, T) k" \ WWhat a day! He put her on every ride in the park: the Death Slide, the Wall of Fear, the Screaming Monster Roller Coaster, everything there was. E) T7 P8 I% @% X8 {3 d- n. g
4 K' w) E5 y2 ?3 e' I, SFive hours later she staggered out of the theme park. Her head was reeling and her stomach felt upside down. Right away, they journeyed to a McDonald’s where her loving husband ordered her a Happy Meal with extra fries and a refreshing chocolate shake. # q+ w) Z1 y! X7 L5 G0 ]
2 Z: b9 N; \; G3 U* M" \Then it was off to a movie: the latest Star Wars epic, a hot dog, popcorn, a soda pop, and her favorite candy, M & M’s. What a fabulous adventure!8 m+ V1 i: o/ w4 I2 h7 V5 i* K1 J; Z0 p
` \- a" M' GFinally she wobbled home with her husband and collapsed into bed exhausted.
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He leaned over his precious wife with a big smile and lovingly asked:” Well, dear, what was it like being six again?”" ], `, T% v# c _( E! l1 J4 ^
* K' R! I5 ]$ C( dHer eyes slowly opened and her expression suddenly changed. “You dummy,” she said, “ I meant my dress size!”6 W% B7 v$ u& N: N9 {2 h h3 `
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The moral of the story: Even when a well-meaning husband is listening, he is gonna get it wrong. |
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