MY NEXT LIFE

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MY NEXT LIFE
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+ C' F; e6 x) W; i4 H' f( kI want to live my
5 ?" O+ P' K+ e& W' \0 _next life backwards!

, i* s8 p, e) z& ~( K0 A0 iYou start out dead and get that out of the
% k! G2 K1 n" I5 m; `0 v; uway right off the bat.

8 a# e' Z  A2 ]. `, m# q$ iThen, you wake up in a nursing home
feeling better every day.
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4 m5 t7 G% b, u4 O1 W# YWhen you are kicked out of the home
* c, a/ ]" `( A( D9 U* g( D3 nfor being too healthy, you spend
several years enjoying your
' H. O# M' Z, t9 m! T* g8 L( _" ^retirement and collecting benefit checks.

When you start work,
- G1 L* z' N# u. q9 B( z$ e' Cyou get a gold watch on your first day.

You work 40 years or
so, getting younger every day until pretty soon
you're too young to
work.

So then, you go to high school: play sports, date, drink,
and party.
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As you get even younger, you become a kid
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6 A6 h" j8 n+ |. [1 q; NYou go to elementary school, play, and have no
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In a few years, you become a baby and
2 w8 ~3 ~  N$ S1 Q: f- E, r3 Qeveryone runs themselves ragged
keeping you happy.
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You spend
your last 9 months floating peacefully in luxury,
spa-like
5 }1 p$ ]& T. o9 H! u1 mcon ditions: central heating, room service on
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Until finally...You finish off as an orgasm.

I rest
my case.

billzhao

so interesting, to live younger is so attractive, until back to a womb.

billzhao

There are many things that we often dream about. To live younger and live a eternal life is one of them.

if that is true, the cosmetics company will go bankrupcy!