MY NEXT LIFE

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MY NEXT LIFE
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& V7 ?  X$ Q7 j# \9 z7 ^( eI want to live my
next life backwards!
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You start out dead and get that out of the
" K7 H, H+ K. B+ [0 Cway right off the bat.
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, m' l7 o: a- zThen, you wake up in a nursing home
feeling better every day.
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) D$ _( V; O" X/ l7 `8 ^When you are kicked out of the home
2 g8 t/ z4 Y5 |) Ofor being too healthy, you spend
3 }0 i% [6 K2 p- M: [* [' eseveral years enjoying your
" F$ a/ Q0 W. G6 b, |3 mretirement and collecting benefit checks.
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When you start work,
you get a gold watch on your first day.
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' T8 p+ a  j( AYou work 40 years or
/ R! e; [8 ?0 k& [so, getting younger every day until pretty soon
7 J5 x3 `0 d. Q2 i2 m2 N' @you're too young to
work.
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So then, you go to high school: play sports, date, drink,
and party.
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3 _: ]* \1 w6 O7 ?As you get even younger, you become a kid
2 q- Q( I1 x  I) |' }again.

5 P4 v$ e- r. z! ]' rYou go to elementary school, play, and have no
responsibilities.
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6 Q) ~$ h- Q  RIn a few years, you become a baby and
everyone runs themselves ragged
8 r9 _  x. M" @- [- m  mkeeping you happy.
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% C( l/ q$ [0 `* E8 ?6 UYou spend
- k9 ]' v7 U( u& r* d' vyour last 9 months floating peacefully in luxury,
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con ditions: central heating, room service on
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Until finally...You finish off as an orgasm.

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my case.

billzhao

so interesting, to live younger is so attractive, until back to a womb.

billzhao

There are many things that we often dream about. To live younger and live a eternal life is one of them.

if that is true, the cosmetics company will go bankrupcy!