MY NEXT LIFE

propeller

MY NEXT LIFE

I want to live my
next life backwards!

7 x% T8 t8 |9 |  WYou start out dead and get that out of the
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Then, you wake up in a nursing home
feeling better every day.

0 o0 D8 q4 m+ g) Q: c( @% s$ b1 CWhen you are kicked out of the home
for being too healthy, you spend
+ T% p4 \1 W4 \* L2 U: wseveral years enjoying your
retirement and collecting benefit checks.
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- [; Y8 B" Z9 L8 @/ c  N" _" ?! J- uWhen you start work,
you get a gold watch on your first day.
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2 D! p/ z, u* m2 T+ RYou work 40 years or
so, getting younger every day until pretty soon
0 o3 _2 S* J, n& Q4 X/ }you're too young to
work.
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9 d. U( Z! o- m. p1 r" lSo then, you go to high school: play sports, date, drink,
and party.
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# Z/ K5 |* q; m! PAs you get even younger, you become a kid
% J1 r) S& ~2 w" I7 Pagain.

You go to elementary school, play, and have no
# g; g% p) [7 x4 yresponsibilities.

- y6 Q' G( i- }# H/ HIn a few years, you become a baby and
" o3 j" Q* E* _# ]) R. y: {; V2 u$ weveryone runs themselves ragged
* Q1 r- W1 F  D& k# p8 Ukeeping you happy.

You spend
! W% ?) j" Z0 {- l/ Q7 D. p( Iyour last 9 months floating peacefully in luxury,
spa-like
con ditions: central heating, room service on
5 f: ?: S8 S: c' D8 c7 L, \tap.
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/ Y# D7 ~+ [% D4 [Until finally...You finish off as an orgasm.

I rest
my case.

billzhao

so interesting, to live younger is so attractive, until back to a womb.

billzhao

There are many things that we often dream about. To live younger and live a eternal life is one of them.

if that is true, the cosmetics company will go bankrupcy!