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MY NEXT LIFE

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鲜花(3) 鸡蛋(0)
发表于 2009-5-14 18:23 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
MY NEXT LIFE$ M: ]( g: k* M" g' K( X
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I want to live my( k* t; k3 ?5 f6 O
next life backwards!& |3 M1 n. ]( F% o( _& Q
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You start out dead and get that out of the
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$ ~. W. [9 c& k5 U& V0 qThen, you wake up in a nursing home  l0 o5 i  z# Y  b! G" j
feeling better every day.# {- d  }, H# W: n0 y8 J
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When you are kicked out of the home
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several years enjoying your; c; Q$ F  `' D+ }: |8 H
retirement and collecting benefit checks.
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When you start work,
$ m- Z& j; D# q6 Uyou get a gold watch on your first day.' o; ~$ P; O  N: F0 a. m$ U

2 O, k, o4 m; p9 }: O# xYou work 40 years or% X; n6 p2 z: D* P
so, getting younger every day until pretty soon9 N, b+ x+ y+ s4 G( l
you're too young to" B. W8 D! W: E5 K/ A
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So then, you go to high school: play sports, date, drink,. }! q. j! K# ]1 V
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& Q6 K% s$ |0 dAs you get even younger, you become a kid2 }* z1 e/ V4 Y# f& n, d6 x/ ?; F: q
again.
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$ z: [0 n# q0 _2 A- @8 v( J) ?9 UYou go to elementary school, play, and have no
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! G# N: {: L& n/ g$ \( E3 C4 N7 lIn a few years, you become a baby and
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keeping you happy.2 G$ H5 J6 q: n4 |" q4 o0 b
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You spend. ~+ [& L; b9 p* W8 c
your last 9 months floating peacefully in luxury,
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con ditions: central heating, room service on3 u. a7 i* m+ J
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$ E8 [( V! ]" a' _- @" `( fUntil finally...You finish off as an orgasm.8 q) W0 V( Y- @5 _* w5 j% d
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my case.
鲜花(152) 鸡蛋(1)
发表于 2009-5-14 21:09 | 显示全部楼层
so interesting, to live younger is so attractive, until back to a womb.
鲜花(152) 鸡蛋(1)
发表于 2009-5-14 21:10 | 显示全部楼层
There are many things that we often dream about. To live younger and live a eternal life is one of them.
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发表于 2009-5-15 11:40 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队 追求完美
if that is true, the cosmetics company will go bankrupcy!
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