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MY NEXT LIFE

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发表于 2009-5-14 18:23 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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MY NEXT LIFE
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, n# M6 B* r% e. x2 U" p: G6 sI want to live my
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You start out dead and get that out of the# B. ]" i! j1 g0 A  V4 `
way right off the bat.
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Then, you wake up in a nursing home# g: a$ K* d# r# U
feeling better every day.* n5 Y- N7 o/ M

% R3 \+ H- J8 ]3 Q9 E5 ]8 A8 tWhen you are kicked out of the home0 ?; _4 A+ E) {5 j2 }, I
for being too healthy, you spend
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retirement and collecting benefit checks." T6 y  W2 D2 U3 K
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When you start work,
( D/ [+ B; S# S, p* x5 C( Z7 e2 gyou get a gold watch on your first day.
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" l6 f6 N7 `% P7 w' m* QYou work 40 years or) t3 O0 y6 v- s. C4 g
so, getting younger every day until pretty soon/ }4 ?2 \6 _: c4 x! E
you're too young to$ _8 K# ^. X8 D2 F9 y* J
work.
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8 M5 u2 r- p% e% z4 q# @$ `So then, you go to high school: play sports, date, drink," I: R8 Z7 X- K+ y6 k2 e9 O7 w
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3 ^5 _; s4 x. E2 H# A4 F' ]As you get even younger, you become a kid
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You go to elementary school, play, and have no
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1 V2 I5 t; R) N3 L% m- |In a few years, you become a baby and
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keeping you happy.& ]( ]' p" R( b3 a% _+ T, {* V3 n- W

- l4 n4 @6 l% v7 b" c" _You spend
" L9 p! ?% t/ C5 \  K0 Y9 x! @your last 9 months floating peacefully in luxury," u) q1 ]5 @- r) c- Y
spa-like4 E' H" H* R9 D$ X# i
con ditions: central heating, room service on
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Until finally...You finish off as an orgasm.
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my case.
鲜花(152) 鸡蛋(1)
发表于 2009-5-14 21:09 | 显示全部楼层
so interesting, to live younger is so attractive, until back to a womb.
鲜花(152) 鸡蛋(1)
发表于 2009-5-14 21:10 | 显示全部楼层
There are many things that we often dream about. To live younger and live a eternal life is one of them.
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发表于 2009-5-15 11:40 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队 追求完美
if that is true, the cosmetics company will go bankrupcy!
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