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MY NEXT LIFE
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; p; g- H0 W: [# s, ]4 PI want to live my# V1 I- I" P. y M
next life backwards!- C3 ]9 ^0 N7 ]6 N" ~( q* y* r3 b
! O$ B" b' F0 Z4 k4 }+ G# i4 G' zYou start out dead and get that out of the' P" L: _6 S" `0 L0 f, c) W- m# r
way right off the bat.
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Then, you wake up in a nursing home* Q0 u3 W2 L; U3 y! N/ @4 f* r
feeling better every day.
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# w# P4 ~, B2 R( k0 f0 v uWhen you are kicked out of the home4 N5 V+ P- q& G- \4 N% Y
for being too healthy, you spend
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When you start work,7 b) l- z7 `0 z. {" H
you get a gold watch on your first day.
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, g+ ~1 x! e5 w9 [5 H% I1 n$ _You work 40 years or) ~2 x- d7 b% Y+ H% w# ?# q
so, getting younger every day until pretty soon
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work.
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+ X7 R1 Z6 o0 Q3 pSo then, you go to high school: play sports, date, drink,* X7 E$ t0 y) K1 N) y0 G
and party.
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; `1 q( K( C" y B9 i7 t& VAs you get even younger, you become a kid
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& ]( L& {; H5 A2 k( M3 m! iYou go to elementary school, play, and have no4 `" `4 f/ l# ]: q- c' s
responsibilities.9 }1 E& ~8 |. `/ X. ^* M# j+ w
Z) h P( S# k3 f% r f! ?4 rIn a few years, you become a baby and& [ W j# S! B! {# z
everyone runs themselves ragged
$ g, I0 P$ B0 [: @keeping you happy.
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You spend
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con ditions: central heating, room service on" W! s' [ f" V v+ s
tap.9 i6 q$ x9 ]+ l$ ~
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Until finally...You finish off as an orgasm.) a z- [% x! h4 A b% c4 @" i' O* e
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