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MY NEXT LIFE4 _' P5 A1 [8 ~7 o/ O5 @
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I want to live my
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You start out dead and get that out of the
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' a) t H9 z U, X& B8 SThen, you wake up in a nursing home3 W. C6 U3 l& g
feeling better every day.: M/ e1 B! k- v# R) k
7 f) ~9 {- C) fWhen you are kicked out of the home
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retirement and collecting benefit checks.
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When you start work,
7 H* ]" e% j. C( @3 j0 |! }you get a gold watch on your first day.8 _0 @6 T2 I6 u* Z9 ^4 ]# v7 X' l
; q; j- i7 F" }/ hYou work 40 years or
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work.
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, [; `* g8 m: Z* LSo then, you go to high school: play sports, date, drink,
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As you get even younger, you become a kid
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You go to elementary school, play, and have no
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In a few years, you become a baby and6 {$ ]' v6 b3 W
everyone runs themselves ragged
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/ w4 f9 w z' }3 ] EYou spend
5 i0 H0 z! h/ W) E) d. gyour last 9 months floating peacefully in luxury,/ ?9 f) [0 D4 t; u
spa-like: Q4 g& Q' V8 L& j, `5 G8 j5 q
con ditions: central heating, room service on
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Until finally...You finish off as an orgasm.
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