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MY NEXT LIFE$ M: ]( g: k* M" g' K( X
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I want to live my( k* t; k3 ?5 f6 O
next life backwards!& |3 M1 n. ]( F% o( _& Q
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You start out dead and get that out of the
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$ ~. W. [9 c& k5 U& V0 qThen, you wake up in a nursing home l0 o5 i z# Y b! G" j
feeling better every day.# {- d }, H# W: n0 y8 J
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When you are kicked out of the home
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several years enjoying your; c; Q$ F `' D+ }: |8 H
retirement and collecting benefit checks.
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When you start work,
$ m- Z& j; D# q6 Uyou get a gold watch on your first day.' o; ~$ P; O N: F0 a. m$ U
2 O, k, o4 m; p9 }: O# xYou work 40 years or% X; n6 p2 z: D* P
so, getting younger every day until pretty soon9 N, b+ x+ y+ s4 G( l
you're too young to" B. W8 D! W: E5 K/ A
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So then, you go to high school: play sports, date, drink,. }! q. j! K# ]1 V
and party.1 z2 x2 j$ ?6 u; q+ D6 v) T8 i# ?% v# ]
& Q6 K% s$ |0 dAs you get even younger, you become a kid2 }* z1 e/ V4 Y# f& n, d6 x/ ?; F: q
again.
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$ z: [0 n# q0 _2 A- @8 v( J) ?9 UYou go to elementary school, play, and have no
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! G# N: {: L& n/ g$ \( E3 C4 N7 lIn a few years, you become a baby and
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keeping you happy.2 G$ H5 J6 q: n4 |" q4 o0 b
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You spend. ~+ [& L; b9 p* W8 c
your last 9 months floating peacefully in luxury,
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con ditions: central heating, room service on3 u. a7 i* m+ J
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$ E8 [( V! ]" a' _- @" `( fUntil finally...You finish off as an orgasm.8 q) W0 V( Y- @5 _* w5 j% d
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I rest0 k3 i9 I, I. Q: F# [: q
my case. |
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