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MY NEXT LIFE

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鲜花(3) 鸡蛋(0)
发表于 2009-5-14 18:23 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
MY NEXT LIFE
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( |( v6 g8 v" Z3 E' BI want to live my
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You start out dead and get that out of the* z. V" P! Z, w; p1 |
way right off the bat.. Z2 {7 v6 `8 M6 D. Y

/ N6 r) m; `& sThen, you wake up in a nursing home/ ]5 r( W7 K# M" F1 @/ K
feeling better every day.
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for being too healthy, you spend& h9 s: [/ O8 f2 a$ M: N
several years enjoying your
( y) ]3 C* s+ H1 |( X% sretirement and collecting benefit checks.
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, W( u3 v# [) d7 e' OWhen you start work,
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* Z! l0 _' R" d/ n8 T8 A* g6 a( u+ tYou work 40 years or# ]; f9 E2 t8 V2 s
so, getting younger every day until pretty soon1 {- a* _. l2 }
you're too young to/ Z0 I& L& r  d% @& v) ?- R
work.
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So then, you go to high school: play sports, date, drink,
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As you get even younger, you become a kid! Y6 a9 \, k1 Z7 u; {* C
again.
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/ a1 ]/ Z, g( @1 C+ ^* e0 WYou go to elementary school, play, and have no
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% \4 h# e% w1 y- n$ p& Y' WIn a few years, you become a baby and
( S2 [/ F0 G$ K! s7 J2 H$ @everyone runs themselves ragged' v! Y# o2 R+ Z% Z3 w4 E
keeping you happy.+ k7 d, ^- K7 M0 ^' Y3 V

5 D8 p: p5 S3 h- k6 _: x& sYou spend
0 F# W* ]$ s! F7 Q  d$ a2 Ayour last 9 months floating peacefully in luxury,8 j* f* x6 m: m* l" M0 [2 o3 [
spa-like
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tap.
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0 ~2 |0 I# d" n/ Y+ cUntil finally...You finish off as an orgasm.
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my case.
鲜花(152) 鸡蛋(1)
发表于 2009-5-14 21:09 | 显示全部楼层
so interesting, to live younger is so attractive, until back to a womb.
鲜花(152) 鸡蛋(1)
发表于 2009-5-14 21:10 | 显示全部楼层
There are many things that we often dream about. To live younger and live a eternal life is one of them.
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发表于 2009-5-15 11:40 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队 追求完美
if that is true, the cosmetics company will go bankrupcy!
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