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MY NEXT LIFE
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( |( v6 g8 v" Z3 E' BI want to live my
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You start out dead and get that out of the* z. V" P! Z, w; p1 |
way right off the bat.. Z2 {7 v6 `8 M6 D. Y
/ N6 r) m; `& sThen, you wake up in a nursing home/ ]5 r( W7 K# M" F1 @/ K
feeling better every day.
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- s5 ]9 f# d+ D+ |0 tWhen you are kicked out of the home: e; u. L4 U% x# U8 |8 o
for being too healthy, you spend& h9 s: [/ O8 f2 a$ M: N
several years enjoying your
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, W( u3 v# [) d7 e' OWhen you start work,
! ^7 {7 e* @9 Yyou get a gold watch on your first day.% I K9 M* q7 P5 s, n9 n: ~ u
* Z! l0 _' R" d/ n8 T8 A* g6 a( u+ tYou work 40 years or# ]; f9 E2 t8 V2 s
so, getting younger every day until pretty soon1 {- a* _. l2 }
you're too young to/ Z0 I& L& r d% @& v) ?- R
work.
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So then, you go to high school: play sports, date, drink,
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As you get even younger, you become a kid! Y6 a9 \, k1 Z7 u; {* C
again.
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/ a1 ]/ Z, g( @1 C+ ^* e0 WYou go to elementary school, play, and have no
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% \4 h# e% w1 y- n$ p& Y' WIn a few years, you become a baby and
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keeping you happy.+ k7 d, ^- K7 M0 ^' Y3 V
5 D8 p: p5 S3 h- k6 _: x& sYou spend
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spa-like
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tap.
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0 ~2 |0 I# d" n/ Y+ cUntil finally...You finish off as an orgasm.
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my case. |
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