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A HUSBAND IS AT HOME WATCHING A& }2 d s2 Q k6 R: A
> FOOTBALL GAME WHEN HIS WIFE INTERRUPTS,( _: I% a4 ?' y* f M+ e5 ^3 f. W' N
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) i9 q' [, Z/ q, x* R> HONEY,
. D, q- b$ }3 F5 H( o> COULD YOU FIX THE LIGHT IN THE HALLWAY?; U/ b# L* z8 R
> IT'S BEEN FLICKERING FOR WEEKS NOW. w6 G; Y3 F% m. u
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6 D( O+ w% c9 @4 Z: Q# c> HE LOOKS AT HER AND SAYS ANGRILY,
# ?) x) B6 ~4 @' C* [> FIX THE LIGHTS NOW?5 L Y3 p5 Z! g, u6 m
> DOES IT LOOK LIKE I HAVE
o8 ~1 {2 m7 Q- T+ g8 y> GE WRITTEN ON MY FOREHEAD?
8 ]% n) P4 c J- z> I DON'T THINK SO.3 g" a( }% y" o! H
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> FINE,
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( W4 k' V9 @5 U> THEN THE WIFE ASKS,
, d9 N x6 Z' x) j0 t- \- G2 h/ ?> WELL THEN, COULD YOU FIX THE FRIDGE DOOR?
9 u& I. z+ `' q* F> IT WON'T CLOSE RIGHT% o) \5 o' G" y3 ]4 U
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> TO WHICH HE REPLIED,
4 l; x0 g- t+ f9 v> FIX THE FRIDGE DOOR?7 r, t0 H: p8 ^1 ~3 y, y
> DOES IT LOOK LIKE I HAVE WESTINGHOUSE9 l+ G( J) U& s, C; n7 r" O5 a F
> WRITTEN ON MY FOREHEAD?
G8 J+ E- Z: M* L> I DON'T THINK SO
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> FINE, SHE SAYS5 ^+ t9 S8 ~# v9 _ r
> THEN YOU COULD AT LEAST FIX THE STEPS
, u7 P+ a, @2 g0 f- f; r0 k> TO THE FRONT DOOR?
' u3 g, E1 O$ b2 e+ h> THEY ARE ABOUT TO BREAK8 Y7 L. |3 a3 _3 E
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> I'M NOT A CARPENTER AND I DON'T$ P6 R. l! g0 K5 y
> WANT TO FIX STEPS$ l9 y7 u7 }0 I. E2 F
> HE SAYS, DOES IT LOOK LIKE I HAVE& q1 l) e' q* P1 V* Y1 v
> ACE HARDWARE WRITTEN ON MY FOREHEAD?5 t x) s$ Q8 D# U, P# \
> I DON'T THINK SO5 P( x! P7 J* r0 @$ t# ?9 ]& T
> I'VE HAD ENOUGH OF YOU.
/ W% e) a" ?6 Q4 G> I'M GOING TO THE BAR!!!!
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, F/ g$ A$ A2 j/ C) v> SO HE GOES TO THE BAR AND DRINKS FOR A
$ y8 ]% v3 t- e( V( }! C$ M8 r> COUPLE OF HOURS...............................2 ]! j8 c' B" Z! _
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> HE STARTS TO FEEL GUILTY ABOUT HOW
" M- w% y) w& k> HE TREATED HIS WIFE, AND DECIDES2 C* h/ J5 }& k6 T, T. q$ h
> TO GO HOME7 g; Q; t) X6 l3 T- T* t- w
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> AS HE WALKS INTO THE HOUSE HE NOTICES X- x4 Q6 d6 ? e- Y4 z/ e. a# x
> THAT THE STEPS ARE ALREADY FIXED.0 a& Y ~0 M* C6 L9 ^ |3 f
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> AS HE ENTERS THE HOUSE , HE SEES THE
7 b- n9 J$ S& ]8 k> HALL LIGHT IS WORKING5 Y+ Q: F N2 ]9 q- o
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> AS HE GOES TO GET A BEER, HE NOTICES, |9 ~) H0 I7 T! ^3 I
> THE FRIDGE DOOR IS FIXED.$ h; L& T0 N* p _# |! R
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> HONEY, HE ASKS, HOW'D ALL THIS GET FIXED?
6 n! a7 ]2 f) L( Q$ ]% E; d9 Q7 v> SHE SAID, WELL, WHEN YOU LEFT I SAT
! o7 i& l7 Z- `9 r+ c2 U> OUTSIDE AND CRIED.; s, E' y' W! \% C1 F3 @" n7 r# [
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/ `( E4 F9 _9 p4 i9 ~> JUST THEN A NICE YOUNG MAN ASKED ME. _( m, @4 D6 C# I6 B8 I: ]
> WHAT WAS WRONG, AND I TOLD HIM.
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> HE OFFERED TO DO ALL THE REPAIRS, AND
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> GO TO BED WITH HIM OR BAKE A CAKE.2 P5 L! U' p9 t) {
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" ?' F$ G, d" l8 b6 j8 a> HE SAID,
" S7 d7 u$ `* q8 s$ [0 R G> SO WHAT KIND OF CAKE DID YOU BAKE?
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2 g' P! x _7 I3 u# ?4 Q> SHE REPLIED,4 z7 i: X* \/ c: }, \5 V7 S; r
> HELLOOOOO..
. M% f$ B- A2 V( Z$ w+ P6 u/ p> DO YOU SEE BETTY CROCKER WRITTEN
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; M; ?, Q1 M1 j" w- T> I DON'T THINK SO! |
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