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A HUSBAND IS AT HOME WATCHING A9 B# C/ T" H4 Q: |% j- d6 D
> FOOTBALL GAME WHEN HIS WIFE INTERRUPTS,
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> HONEY,
% ~( C- d, m r- x> COULD YOU FIX THE LIGHT IN THE HALLWAY?
+ \/ K+ Q& X, b0 [> IT'S BEEN FLICKERING FOR WEEKS NOW." A$ M# \3 T) j7 P
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* H: {" m4 Z" D> HE LOOKS AT HER AND SAYS ANGRILY,
v X9 p6 q$ _3 b5 W> FIX THE LIGHTS NOW?
& r5 B+ K/ d r: M2 ]1 \ p6 C> DOES IT LOOK LIKE I HAVE+ Q" |& T6 Z5 M0 E' s" f& W' d( I
> GE WRITTEN ON MY FOREHEAD?# g# W8 c! U6 `" F( _8 d' _
> I DON'T THINK SO.: o$ F) f% M7 u0 X+ P2 f
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> FINE,, C* Q$ `' C8 B" r" p: k3 ~- {
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> THEN THE WIFE ASKS,
& @# \$ b2 I' E6 I3 ]> WELL THEN, COULD YOU FIX THE FRIDGE DOOR?
( @! l1 }# Z! |7 h. o> IT WON'T CLOSE RIGHT
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> TO WHICH HE REPLIED,
, H7 K9 x% j# }> FIX THE FRIDGE DOOR?
* g5 K6 R7 g# q( t4 e; m) i/ V$ R! \> DOES IT LOOK LIKE I HAVE WESTINGHOUSE
& A2 Q" T; i- d6 l$ L, Q* N> WRITTEN ON MY FOREHEAD?% _, _+ |1 x7 f3 u B4 _5 O
> I DON'T THINK SO) b' [. A7 D5 g2 p
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> FINE, SHE SAYS
5 q- t3 q# {/ Y! H3 d! L; L" |- u> THEN YOU COULD AT LEAST FIX THE STEPS$ K9 c7 \3 C/ E4 O0 R8 {, _' s, S& k
> TO THE FRONT DOOR?
' O# W' s$ j% T> THEY ARE ABOUT TO BREAK. Y6 k5 G% Z2 m+ s8 x
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> I'M NOT A CARPENTER AND I DON'T$ x, o/ `- Y) O
> WANT TO FIX STEPS) q' A6 }2 S& u- i
> HE SAYS, DOES IT LOOK LIKE I HAVE9 C# Z, F! f: }# a! K8 Q |$ k
> ACE HARDWARE WRITTEN ON MY FOREHEAD?
; |1 u6 E* S2 C9 M- R> I DON'T THINK SO, p k. \: |* j+ b. Z) o) S) d
> I'VE HAD ENOUGH OF YOU.
- L. O5 E" F% T> I'M GOING TO THE BAR!!!!2 P+ J8 ~; G: p- ] k
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> SO HE GOES TO THE BAR AND DRINKS FOR A) A2 G+ x5 |( b7 X' C" i. j
> COUPLE OF HOURS..............................., D: D9 @* k# u' \1 l
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> HE STARTS TO FEEL GUILTY ABOUT HOW, B8 [3 }% _" `6 r* I4 B1 m
> HE TREATED HIS WIFE, AND DECIDES5 T! c0 l; }: u; c/ ~) \% P
> TO GO HOME0 N% D& {- {' U1 A
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> AS HE WALKS INTO THE HOUSE HE NOTICES
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> AS HE ENTERS THE HOUSE , HE SEES THE+ O* J) a% P( `; @
> HALL LIGHT IS WORKING+ _7 C* q5 ~0 A1 G+ s
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" m1 w/ }9 X0 p3 ]> AS HE GOES TO GET A BEER, HE NOTICES5 a8 A. Q3 w' x7 o9 @" ~! w$ u
> THE FRIDGE DOOR IS FIXED.
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> HONEY, HE ASKS, HOW'D ALL THIS GET FIXED?4 H. X8 H- C# Y9 }
> SHE SAID, WELL, WHEN YOU LEFT I SAT
Q- Q4 I j0 E> OUTSIDE AND CRIED.! ~' U" r$ o; [4 P) I
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> JUST THEN A NICE YOUNG MAN ASKED ME
' \" O' Y0 |7 u0 Z7 h! i# ]7 ~. M> WHAT WAS WRONG, AND I TOLD HIM., u9 E6 h) q# Y5 W- `5 R- G" ?
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* `9 n9 Q6 o2 e( e> HE OFFERED TO DO ALL THE REPAIRS, AND6 J( ^2 q: v2 ~1 d! n! e* _; o9 \2 c
> ALL I HAD TO DO WAS EITHER6 d; v9 O% [* l2 i# \
> GO TO BED WITH HIM OR BAKE A CAKE.
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. p9 P1 l4 m; a7 M" k> HE SAID,
; X' x6 L! ^) I$ S( d* {" M- M> SO WHAT KIND OF CAKE DID YOU BAKE?
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1 Y# ?) J) Z3 C. I> SHE REPLIED,- a" n- v1 e; B* J7 b
> HELLOOOOO..
, C+ C/ k+ y0 \> DO YOU SEE BETTY CROCKER WRITTEN
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S2 {. s L% w; `$ o> I DON'T THINK SO! |
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