Bed or Cake

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A HUSBAND IS AT HOME WATCHING A
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5 B/ \1 e. r- M3 ]- v" J> HONEY,
8 V" f6 o% Q5 c) D> COULD YOU FIX THE LIGHT IN THE HALLWAY?
> IT'S BEEN FLICKERING FOR WEEKS NOW.
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> HE LOOKS AT HER AND SAYS ANGRILY,
> FIX THE LIGHTS NOW?
5 |2 g; O7 @9 K) u" f3 Y> DOES IT LOOK LIKE I HAVE
> GE WRITTEN ON MY FOREHEAD?
> I DON'T THINK SO.
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4 n. V( e+ g( E9 s6 p> FINE,
>
+ c+ C) {6 H: W> THEN THE WIFE ASKS,
0 L" S2 q4 M! H) c/ x5 T> WELL THEN, COULD YOU FIX THE FRIDGE DOOR?
6 D1 {% X  \$ {7 E> IT WON'T CLOSE RIGHT
>
$ _5 B0 r; r' H( a' K% Y> TO WHICH HE REPLIED,
> FIX THE FRIDGE DOOR?
8 q1 ?9 u& S5 C0 R  I9 z- M% Y0 Z> DOES IT LOOK LIKE I HAVE WESTINGHOUSE
  O. T& e5 |3 [, Z- a> WRITTEN ON MY FOREHEAD?
# c8 C' {4 {" ?- v% |> I DON'T THINK SO
>
> FINE, SHE SAYS
> THEN YOU COULD AT LEAST FIX THE STEPS
> TO THE FRONT DOOR?
& j( t7 F3 h( P> THEY ARE ABOUT TO BREAK
>
> I'M NOT A CARPENTER AND I DON'T
> WANT TO FIX STEPS
% E1 j3 z# T5 _2 V0 |; U1 R$ v> HE SAYS, DOES IT LOOK LIKE I HAVE
( b6 K4 D* h5 v; E' p( H( o> ACE HARDWARE WRITTEN ON MY FOREHEAD?
$ i0 N* E* s: y' T! Y# V  E* E/ A> I DON'T THINK SO
! F" M9 ?' [1 Y5 D> I'VE HAD ENOUGH OF YOU.
> I'M GOING TO THE BAR!!!!
>
> SO HE GOES TO THE BAR AND DRINKS FOR A
) D  o6 f9 G$ L' X> COUPLE OF HOURS...............................
>
> HE STARTS TO FEEL GUILTY ABOUT HOW
3 c( m( L  U/ Z- r) F3 w> HE TREATED HIS WIFE, AND DECIDES
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>
7 \8 F( [9 H6 r* o! Y2 \! j4 [> AS HE WALKS INTO THE HOUSE HE NOTICES
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, Z  p9 A  Y( D> AS HE ENTERS THE HOUSE , HE SEES THE
* i" u8 o; t3 S$ S> HALL LIGHT IS WORKING
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> AS HE GOES TO GET A BEER, HE NOTICES
; x: A; K$ _: C8 k> THE FRIDGE DOOR IS FIXED.
>
* F' B6 A) D( Q/ B) b9 y2 L> HONEY, HE ASKS, HOW'D ALL THIS GET FIXED?
> SHE SAID, WELL, WHEN YOU LEFT I SAT
> OUTSIDE AND CRIED.
>
> JUST THEN A NICE YOUNG MAN ASKED ME
> WHAT WAS WRONG, AND I TOLD HIM.
>
: o1 w1 E6 q- z3 j. D> HE OFFERED TO DO ALL THE REPAIRS, AND
! @0 `0 {5 \- G# ]0 O7 ?> ALL I HAD TO DO WAS EITHER
> GO TO BED WITH HIM OR BAKE A CAKE.
>
' [- H5 Q5 o) a0 G> HE SAID,
> SO WHAT KIND OF CAKE DID YOU BAKE?
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1 }, I9 [- }7 b9 x' y! p> SHE REPLIED,
- g( I2 B/ ^7 X; i% D. _- _> HELLOOOOO..
) W$ k) i$ l" }$ R; E% w> DO YOU SEE BETTY CROCKER WRITTEN
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> I DON'T THINK SO!

失落的我

Went bed with him? It must be a nicer experience.