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A HUSBAND IS AT HOME WATCHING A' n& W! \* [/ z2 v
> FOOTBALL GAME WHEN HIS WIFE INTERRUPTS,
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> HONEY,
9 g8 Q8 h$ n1 r9 {6 q> COULD YOU FIX THE LIGHT IN THE HALLWAY?
! o5 H" ]2 @: E4 S# K& ]> IT'S BEEN FLICKERING FOR WEEKS NOW.# P i( b/ h) D
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> HE LOOKS AT HER AND SAYS ANGRILY,
/ V' e3 _4 g6 d4 g% _. E0 R( p, p> FIX THE LIGHTS NOW?7 E( P$ }) q/ u, D; r
> DOES IT LOOK LIKE I HAVE5 t9 F' j# h% E4 e( J" m
> GE WRITTEN ON MY FOREHEAD?
: O# }6 W! \7 y! [' d> I DON'T THINK SO.
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> FINE,
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> THEN THE WIFE ASKS,
. U0 n2 _ W- f4 v$ P# _> WELL THEN, COULD YOU FIX THE FRIDGE DOOR?4 y. @( U3 K. m8 ^4 D7 ] {
> IT WON'T CLOSE RIGHT
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> TO WHICH HE REPLIED,, g4 X$ J0 d( M4 h; h
> FIX THE FRIDGE DOOR?& d9 G! i3 t3 G0 E8 Z/ v" W
> DOES IT LOOK LIKE I HAVE WESTINGHOUSE
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* \( [6 o3 W q- `0 Q! ~> I DON'T THINK SO
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& a+ _& Z! g+ N. i) i> FINE, SHE SAYS0 u4 ]6 z0 p' w& |0 s
> THEN YOU COULD AT LEAST FIX THE STEPS
5 ]) _* ~1 O$ l* e# x> TO THE FRONT DOOR?
9 G9 K2 c! x% I1 D> THEY ARE ABOUT TO BREAK
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, @ V9 c% v3 Y> I'M NOT A CARPENTER AND I DON'T$ A' E' W" r% j: l# N
> WANT TO FIX STEPS* t m) [' ?6 y8 i w- e3 J
> HE SAYS, DOES IT LOOK LIKE I HAVE
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> I DON'T THINK SO2 r# \3 k# F4 Q' ]1 |
> I'VE HAD ENOUGH OF YOU.3 t" u. I" ^" V' j
> I'M GOING TO THE BAR!!!!
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> SO HE GOES TO THE BAR AND DRINKS FOR A
- ^( _; q5 y2 V> COUPLE OF HOURS...............................
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2 \0 h9 N4 ]% M8 @. k> HE STARTS TO FEEL GUILTY ABOUT HOW* R% M: M, V+ x' @
> HE TREATED HIS WIFE, AND DECIDES& X2 R9 c( v9 C8 v8 Y% P
> TO GO HOME
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> AS HE WALKS INTO THE HOUSE HE NOTICES* N. M$ j0 ^5 A; ]2 G# V' Z
> THAT THE STEPS ARE ALREADY FIXED.5 a& y$ @. b5 U# n) {
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; r% I# ] S: Y8 z3 @> AS HE ENTERS THE HOUSE , HE SEES THE0 x8 L2 t7 V T5 O( d7 h' w
> HALL LIGHT IS WORKING8 m" U6 |: ]& r; F0 S; }: I8 S
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> AS HE GOES TO GET A BEER, HE NOTICES2 D- _+ h2 M* q3 E6 g, A. s6 v3 ?0 U, f/ I' J
> THE FRIDGE DOOR IS FIXED.
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. ]3 X% R1 y0 N% {> HONEY, HE ASKS, HOW'D ALL THIS GET FIXED?0 m1 j' s g5 N: ?% M, d
> SHE SAID, WELL, WHEN YOU LEFT I SAT
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> JUST THEN A NICE YOUNG MAN ASKED ME& g7 K5 f# g! ~6 S; C
> WHAT WAS WRONG, AND I TOLD HIM.
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) @$ I; s' D' l4 P7 q0 A> HE OFFERED TO DO ALL THE REPAIRS, AND
7 F* \; Y7 t: l3 F: Q% }- P4 k A, b> ALL I HAD TO DO WAS EITHER
; o6 S u6 Z$ g9 c; e8 O> GO TO BED WITH HIM OR BAKE A CAKE.
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, w, ~, j2 j9 O# }8 l> HE SAID,
" f2 |" M3 w( M3 D8 b, E! s5 o> SO WHAT KIND OF CAKE DID YOU BAKE?
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> SHE REPLIED,
' ?7 V: L7 p2 X> HELLOOOOO..
& [7 L' n- ?1 @ v) \5 U6 W( Y. O: b> DO YOU SEE BETTY CROCKER WRITTEN
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> I DON'T THINK SO! |
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