Bed or Cake

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A HUSBAND IS AT HOME WATCHING A
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>
- ^* p8 u  B* X; e7 [' t% s* J> HONEY,
> COULD YOU FIX THE LIGHT IN THE HALLWAY?
> IT'S BEEN FLICKERING FOR WEEKS NOW.
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4 I  {+ K, L) E> HE LOOKS AT HER AND SAYS ANGRILY,
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> DOES IT LOOK LIKE I HAVE
> GE WRITTEN ON MY FOREHEAD?
> I DON'T THINK SO.
>
3 W$ r. T  b5 f4 j2 D> FINE,
>
> THEN THE WIFE ASKS,
5 m% ~& S+ x0 z% k' l7 \3 V# d3 s> WELL THEN, COULD YOU FIX THE FRIDGE DOOR?
> IT WON'T CLOSE RIGHT
>
> TO WHICH HE REPLIED,
> FIX THE FRIDGE DOOR?
> DOES IT LOOK LIKE I HAVE WESTINGHOUSE
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, l+ `/ x& y% G> I DON'T THINK SO
>
" ], \& C. \! D5 t> FINE, SHE SAYS
> THEN YOU COULD AT LEAST FIX THE STEPS
> TO THE FRONT DOOR?
9 o2 Y+ M. M4 k9 |# p) p) B$ W; e> THEY ARE ABOUT TO BREAK
>
& e8 C6 q3 l0 u! V> I'M NOT A CARPENTER AND I DON'T
> WANT TO FIX STEPS
> HE SAYS, DOES IT LOOK LIKE I HAVE
> ACE HARDWARE WRITTEN ON MY FOREHEAD?
> I DON'T THINK SO
- @* R+ e" k5 k; X> I'VE HAD ENOUGH OF YOU.
> I'M GOING TO THE BAR!!!!
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; p7 e0 e# k4 Y+ U2 M> SO HE GOES TO THE BAR AND DRINKS FOR A
> COUPLE OF HOURS...............................
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' c3 s% s' P+ k> HE STARTS TO FEEL GUILTY ABOUT HOW
> HE TREATED HIS WIFE, AND DECIDES
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>
' j5 b$ y9 X" E4 z" R3 E> AS HE WALKS INTO THE HOUSE HE NOTICES
> THAT THE STEPS ARE ALREADY FIXED.
>
) g. A1 J! q' q> AS HE ENTERS THE HOUSE , HE SEES THE
. O3 T0 ~" r% H+ ~/ r0 b4 e> HALL LIGHT IS WORKING
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> AS HE GOES TO GET A BEER, HE NOTICES
7 V, s" B/ o, U> THE FRIDGE DOOR IS FIXED.
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0 s' E# Y' o# |# y3 J0 g> HONEY, HE ASKS, HOW'D ALL THIS GET FIXED?
> SHE SAID, WELL, WHEN YOU LEFT I SAT
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9 v& L) n2 L* z+ k1 u, t> JUST THEN A NICE YOUNG MAN ASKED ME
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> HE OFFERED TO DO ALL THE REPAIRS, AND
> ALL I HAD TO DO WAS EITHER
$ [: ~" D3 j- F- F6 [> GO TO BED WITH HIM OR BAKE A CAKE.
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> HE SAID,
+ s3 r+ b7 y$ G$ h0 _5 v> SO WHAT KIND OF CAKE DID YOU BAKE?
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> SHE REPLIED,
! L: Q. }+ Q! i> HELLOOOOO..
( i4 X. Y0 ^. y: k  B! k> DO YOU SEE BETTY CROCKER WRITTEN
> ON MY FOREHEAD?
> I DON'T THINK SO!

失落的我

Went bed with him? It must be a nicer experience.