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Chinese Detective (18+)18岁以下勿入

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发表于 2009-4-7 15:18 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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A man suspected his wife of seeing another man.
. {' k) |$ H' f# X' Q7 C/ {> So, he hired a famous Chinese detective, Mr. Sui Tansow Pok, to watch and report any activities that might develop.; s# \/ t5 [$ M5 S/ E" m% n. Y
> A few days later, he received this report:  N& C4 l4 Y% m4 d! L9 M# {$ I) ^* U
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> Most honorable sir:
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> You leave house.
- |8 Z3 E) R' z5 ^/ J. t> He come house./ s" _6 ~$ |; Z& r2 M( j& A/ O1 N
> I watch.
3 I: W/ y4 L: s, ?& b; k> He and she leave house.) P$ L( o4 m6 T7 j& h/ ?! S
> I follow.3 I( \& x" L0 s5 x/ Q" t5 v2 ~5 J" p
> He and she get on train.
" [; \4 o; D8 w. ^% ?& g1 }# ^" F> I follow.1 T$ o0 G* |: u* \' J2 z
> He and she go in hotel.+ _& c+ k. ~6 q8 b% s$ b( k! H
> He kiss she.6 e$ R0 o- @; T
> She kiss he.* v: j# b* w$ F0 v2 z2 B1 p5 E
> He strip she.; H6 p9 L$ A' i3 C
> She strip he.0 g7 E1 [. I& ^& x& s% }! z4 D
> He play with she./ y$ E7 o' P. x0 D5 s% s0 |- D. @
> She play with he.
$ u+ ?4 B: p' a$ c8 B, t) t3 R5 b> I play with me.
  _6 R" e9 ^6 f7 m> Fall out of tree, not see.. g, B, |' A# x) [& @& q
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> Ø NO FEE.
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' J9 r. r; s) `0 X% y8 Q  R8 b[ 本帖最后由 propeller 于 2009-4-7 16:20 编辑 ]
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发表于 2009-4-7 16:06 | 显示全部楼层
I play with me!!??
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发表于 2009-4-7 20:45 | 显示全部楼层
太搞笑了。
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哈哈哈
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发表于 2009-4-7 21:29 | 显示全部楼层
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