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A Woman was out golfing one day when she hit the ball into the woods.
& }$ {1 i3 f% P* R' JShe went into the woods to look for it and found a frog in a trap. # v' Z4 f( w' a- k# P& O' G
The frog said to her, 'If you release me from this trap, I will grant you three wishes.' , h X! T2 z* d3 g1 w) b
The woman freed the frog, and the frog said, 'Thank you, but I failed to mention that there was a condition to your wishes.
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Whatever you wish for, your husband will get times ten!' % I% n+ A+ M, o& S; C
, k" w6 @' m) L1 V- w$ i/ bThe woman said, 'That's okay.' B, }$ I) e( F
. v4 F' K- _/ {For her first wish, she wanted to be the most beautiful woman in the world. % m* ]4 D: e1 i3 x/ B: R3 e1 c6 Y
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The frog warned her, 'You do realize that this wish will also make your husband the most handsome man in the world, an Adonis whom women will flock to'.
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The woman replied, 'That's okay, because I will be the most beautiful Woman and he will have eyes only for me.' ! l8 K( Y" k9 g/ E I S( t
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9 m% h/ |- x8 j2 K/ \For her second wish, she wanted to be the richest woman in the world.
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The frog said, 'That will make your husband the richest man in the world. And he will be ten times richer than you.'
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The woman said, 'That's okay, because what's mine is his and what's his is mine.'
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The frog then inquired about her third wish, and she answered, 'I'd like a mild heart attack.'
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6 j9 x% M1 m3 P# T* JMoral of the story: Women are clever. Don't mess with them.
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5 \ d/ [0 z6 AAttention female readers : This is the end of the joke for you.. Stop here and continue feeling good.
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8 T: W; J b4 y' ~% xMale readers : Please scroll down. * N8 _0 H1 U9 m8 z0 ^8 T7 _, G- Y
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The man had a heart attack ten times milder than his wife
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4 f" o4 } ^: f) I2 yMoral of the story : Women think they're smart.
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4 K4 N. [% w) k( C1 P, @* HLet them continue to think that way and just enjoy the show
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, a: E, G' p! hPS: If you are a woman and are still reading this; it only goes to show that women never listen!!! |
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