Women's Golf

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A Woman was out golfing one day when she hit the ball into the woods.
She went into the woods to look for it and found a frog in a trap.
The frog said to her, 'If you release me from this trap, I will grant you three wishes.'
& e! m6 j6 o8 b: tThe woman freed the frog, and the frog said, 'Thank you, but I failed to mention that there was a condition to your wishes.
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Whatever you wish for, your husband will get times ten!'

* {; s" P0 v6 ?The woman said, 'That's okay.'
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; D; @5 n6 ?- W5 R+ R8 Q  LFor her first wish, she wanted to be the most beautiful woman in the world.

# L5 K3 B' X8 O5 \$ d5 Z$ L- C( y. jThe frog warned her, 'You do realize that this wish will also make your husband the most handsome man in the world, an Adonis whom women will flock to'.
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The woman replied, 'That's okay, because I will be the most beautiful Woman and he will have eyes only for me.'
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  A$ |0 _$ D' X* }For her second wish, she wanted to be the richest woman in the world.
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& B. u: A: }0 s, ?The frog said, 'That will make your husband the richest man in the world. And he will be ten times richer than you.'

. m3 t+ _9 @, c+ `1 g+ @6 h$ D$ _) jThe woman said, 'That's okay, because what's mine is his and what's his is mine.'

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. X/ \/ j3 L# O$ }; y, X4 Y& bThe frog then inquired about her third wish, and she answered, 'I'd like a mild heart attack.'
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Moral of the story: Women are clever. Don't mess with them.

Attention female readers : This is the end of the joke for you.. Stop here and continue feeling good.
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Male readers : Please scroll down.

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The man had a heart attack ten times milder than his wife

0 b% {# V& E& E3 XMoral of the story : Women think they're smart.
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1 O: n5 d8 |8 V, tLet them continue to think that way and just enjoy the show

PS: If you are a woman and are still reading this; it only goes to show that women never listen!!!

billzhao

women are clever, no doubt.
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3 S0 p8 \3 y& O/ W+ ^) K7 mVery nice a story. Thanks for sharing.