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A Woman was out golfing one day when she hit the ball into the woods. 2 y1 D- X" {5 U7 T& C4 | G- l2 j
She went into the woods to look for it and found a frog in a trap.
' w) x9 f4 E1 u& J jThe frog said to her, 'If you release me from this trap, I will grant you three wishes.' 0 h1 u0 `7 x. z# v- O6 f7 H( i
The woman freed the frog, and the frog said, 'Thank you, but I failed to mention that there was a condition to your wishes.
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Whatever you wish for, your husband will get times ten!' 7 Q i7 `% o1 m- W1 @
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The woman said, 'That's okay.' 7 I* p9 K" t' [
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For her first wish, she wanted to be the most beautiful woman in the world.
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The frog warned her, 'You do realize that this wish will also make your husband the most handsome man in the world, an Adonis whom women will flock to'. 6 C7 l {) A- \% a' S' }
- ]1 _$ Y/ l: _3 HThe woman replied, 'That's okay, because I will be the most beautiful Woman and he will have eyes only for me.' : c" G9 Q8 z6 U$ R: t0 @
1 I) c5 r% ~ }9 @So, KAZAM-she's the most beautiful Woman in the world!
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For her second wish, she wanted to be the richest woman in the world.
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The frog said, 'That will make your husband the richest man in the world. And he will be ten times richer than you.' 1 f' e; b6 a# D( K l
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The woman said, 'That's okay, because what's mine is his and what's his is mine.'
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So, KAZAM-she's the richest woman in the world!
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The frog then inquired about her third wish, and she answered, 'I'd like a mild heart attack.' & e8 A) n9 A7 M4 u/ i4 Q2 l1 i
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Moral of the story: Women are clever. Don't mess with them.
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Attention female readers : This is the end of the joke for you.. Stop here and continue feeling good.
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Male readers : Please scroll down. 0 T2 f# n- d. L3 ^4 ~
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The man had a heart attack ten times milder than his wife / ` M" z# _- f* c$ J/ m5 T
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Moral of the story : Women think they're smart. , G# T, s# X5 A1 W; F
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Let them continue to think that way and just enjoy the show " A: j* [3 T; l
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PS: If you are a woman and are still reading this; it only goes to show that women never listen!!! |
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