Women's Golf

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A Woman was out golfing one day when she hit the ball into the woods.
4 @0 V8 p( j$ }+ M$ T1 iShe went into the woods to look for it and found a frog in a trap.
& o! Z. H) B# L7 M) \  pThe frog said to her, 'If you release me from this trap, I will grant you three wishes.'
The woman freed the frog, and the frog said, 'Thank you, but I failed to mention that there was a condition to your wishes.

+ m) i4 w3 G$ n$ ^6 lWhatever you wish for, your husband will get times ten!'

The woman said, 'That's okay.'
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For her first wish, she wanted to be the most beautiful woman in the world.

7 n9 ~: o/ A8 x2 ]# I7 p- O) UThe frog warned her, 'You do realize that this wish will also make your husband the most handsome man in the world, an Adonis whom women will flock to'.

$ _* _% `5 G9 i; r1 H. x9 a; yThe woman replied, 'That's okay, because I will be the most beautiful Woman and he will have eyes only for me.'

So, KAZAM-she's the most beautiful Woman in the world!
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. M4 F9 X. U2 [6 N8 b5 p. vFor her second wish, she wanted to be the richest woman in the world.
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0 W. @7 r3 T$ o- t, i6 i" t6 wThe frog said, 'That will make your husband the richest man in the world. And he will be ten times richer than you.'
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The woman said, 'That's okay, because what's mine is his and what's his is mine.'

So, KAZAM-she's the richest woman in the world!
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The frog then inquired about her third wish, and she answered, 'I'd like a mild heart attack.'

Moral of the story: Women are clever. Don't mess with them.
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Attention female readers : This is the end of the joke for you.. Stop here and continue feeling good.

Male readers : Please scroll down.
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The man had a heart attack ten times milder than his wife

5 n% }% o# C2 n6 z0 Y! r7 PMoral of the story : Women think they're smart.
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4 n% F0 O. a" S! k5 r9 NLet them continue to think that way and just enjoy the show
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PS: If you are a woman and are still reading this; it only goes to show that women never listen!!!

billzhao

women are clever, no doubt.

Very nice a story. Thanks for sharing.