Women's Golf

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A Woman was out golfing one day when she hit the ball into the woods.
She went into the woods to look for it and found a frog in a trap.
The frog said to her, 'If you release me from this trap, I will grant you three wishes.'
The woman freed the frog, and the frog said, 'Thank you, but I failed to mention that there was a condition to your wishes.

; t  b5 H& [5 fWhatever you wish for, your husband will get times ten!'

: K5 ?8 K8 H" F: [& M/ \2 y% V6 tThe woman said, 'That's okay.'
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For her first wish, she wanted to be the most beautiful woman in the world.
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1 T' j# `9 p, c$ U  E1 FThe frog warned her, 'You do realize that this wish will also make your husband the most handsome man in the world, an Adonis whom women will flock to'.

$ K1 P1 A: D' o9 G1 ]The woman replied, 'That's okay, because I will be the most beautiful Woman and he will have eyes only for me.'
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6 M( L& G+ O2 M9 C- uSo, KAZAM-she's the most beautiful Woman in the world!

For her second wish, she wanted to be the richest woman in the world.
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The frog said, 'That will make your husband the richest man in the world. And he will be ten times richer than you.'
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The woman said, 'That's okay, because what's mine is his and what's his is mine.'

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: T4 I, s7 ~: xThe frog then inquired about her third wish, and she answered, 'I'd like a mild heart attack.'

. l6 i: ~  @! t) f( pMoral of the story: Women are clever. Don't mess with them.
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' m6 G7 K. Z  R; N, O  x4 kAttention female readers : This is the end of the joke for you.. Stop here and continue feeling good.
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7 |* w: E8 ~" N$ Q% FThe man had a heart attack ten times milder than his wife

Moral of the story : Women think they're smart.
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Let them continue to think that way and just enjoy the show

0 b/ v% U, V& j% o8 @) q: lPS: If you are a woman and are still reading this; it only goes to show that women never listen!!!

billzhao

women are clever, no doubt.
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2 n) ]! a' ?, _% S+ f7 [Very nice a story. Thanks for sharing.