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A Woman was out golfing one day when she hit the ball into the woods.
4 ]' P1 i8 W9 t3 v8 M% Q& t% tShe went into the woods to look for it and found a frog in a trap.
, \7 s9 x3 n, O! F9 P/ |# K1 ZThe frog said to her, 'If you release me from this trap, I will grant you three wishes.' 5 V2 \# n9 k7 h L+ c. C
The woman freed the frog, and the frog said, 'Thank you, but I failed to mention that there was a condition to your wishes. Z" I+ S, T2 J5 r) p
3 b) Q9 t3 u# Q( e' R' c, KWhatever you wish for, your husband will get times ten!' / ?! e+ N8 C% m- a
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The woman said, 'That's okay.' " E# N. p# i) X* ]- l& e
: _. g. q/ F! I9 Q) aFor her first wish, she wanted to be the most beautiful woman in the world.
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The frog warned her, 'You do realize that this wish will also make your husband the most handsome man in the world, an Adonis whom women will flock to'.
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The woman replied, 'That's okay, because I will be the most beautiful Woman and he will have eyes only for me.'
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So, KAZAM-she's the most beautiful Woman in the world! 0 n! o+ ^* E2 Y3 S% o( B) Z- k0 y9 h
# T# y. ~& f# r$ e. WFor her second wish, she wanted to be the richest woman in the world. ; Y3 C3 Q# m; V3 u2 z, ~
# [+ n& D% d3 S+ m" b& W' K: _The frog said, 'That will make your husband the richest man in the world. And he will be ten times richer than you.'
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The woman said, 'That's okay, because what's mine is his and what's his is mine.' % w- w# N4 m4 x \% {: a) |
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So, KAZAM-she's the richest woman in the world!
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The frog then inquired about her third wish, and she answered, 'I'd like a mild heart attack.' 0 @0 Q6 N( H9 J" r( S7 x! A
, z1 O5 g! W, }$ U6 CMoral of the story: Women are clever. Don't mess with them. 4 o' l5 o1 Z2 ^# {' x- C
" U" D8 X& s3 z# J! R) v% w3 iAttention female readers : This is the end of the joke for you.. Stop here and continue feeling good.
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Male readers : Please scroll down. 4 U8 | b' C0 L! }5 v/ u8 ]
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The man had a heart attack ten times milder than his wife
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Moral of the story : Women think they're smart. ( N3 q/ ~# ^6 ^" H! `( x
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Let them continue to think that way and just enjoy the show
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PS: If you are a woman and are still reading this; it only goes to show that women never listen!!! |
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