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A Woman was out golfing one day when she hit the ball into the woods. 2 F' S7 w4 Z% f* _; I0 n
She went into the woods to look for it and found a frog in a trap. ( u8 |, S* u7 f' n' [# Z! V& G
The frog said to her, 'If you release me from this trap, I will grant you three wishes.' ! k3 _# B* ^/ T3 K& V
The woman freed the frog, and the frog said, 'Thank you, but I failed to mention that there was a condition to your wishes. 0 p+ e! Q: O& M+ C ?: \
1 C7 Z. G) ^- UWhatever you wish for, your husband will get times ten!' 5 ~; }/ t, i& o/ B; I: B: k* ?
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The woman said, 'That's okay.' 0 s7 O% b. o6 t- \, @
. e& d6 \; S' M1 KFor her first wish, she wanted to be the most beautiful woman in the world. * j* H* ]( b' g8 U
' w5 I; M0 s6 wThe frog warned her, 'You do realize that this wish will also make your husband the most handsome man in the world, an Adonis whom women will flock to'. ( ~$ l- e. _" P; |8 G8 a
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The woman replied, 'That's okay, because I will be the most beautiful Woman and he will have eyes only for me.' # F( }$ l# e, Y% b% \8 u2 r
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So, KAZAM-she's the most beautiful Woman in the world!
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For her second wish, she wanted to be the richest woman in the world.
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The frog said, 'That will make your husband the richest man in the world. And he will be ten times richer than you.'
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/ b# t$ N( E1 H8 h$ @The woman said, 'That's okay, because what's mine is his and what's his is mine.' ' A. h e# r2 k
. C: {6 P. r7 o& V2 qSo, KAZAM-she's the richest woman in the world! ) i* l, Y# s8 i) |6 _% K
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The frog then inquired about her third wish, and she answered, 'I'd like a mild heart attack.'
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* m. e6 b" j7 v+ \2 y1 tMoral of the story: Women are clever. Don't mess with them.
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Attention female readers : This is the end of the joke for you.. Stop here and continue feeling good. 9 a1 X6 r) P$ p" T8 d! }
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Male readers : Please scroll down. ; z, a3 O) {" \+ R9 o6 d0 U, O
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The man had a heart attack ten times milder than his wife 7 ]" m1 C; N+ D+ p
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Moral of the story : Women think they're smart. ; ?* T# P! @. j" |3 A0 N1 A# \
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/ F5 ~7 N, N$ H6 n7 Y7 NLet them continue to think that way and just enjoy the show & L1 [9 M' A) V+ f& B! ~/ ~3 d
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PS: If you are a woman and are still reading this; it only goes to show that women never listen!!! |
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