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Canadian idiot
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Don't wanna be a Canadian idiot
7 M3 ~0 V& }! N" vDon't wanna be some beer-swillin' hockey nut! q. `/ b8 F% D% k' `3 V G' P
And do I look like some frostbitten hosehead?2 ? R8 m# }5 e: x5 Q* A, c+ \
I never learned my alphabet from A to Zed3 L8 ?. s7 d% s" {! [3 P
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They all live on donuts and moose meat
5 v* g0 e( G5 m" H3 NAnd they leave the house without packing heat" v3 k0 m( f7 s" G0 X+ A
Never even bring their guns to the mall6 A: I! V- E" c6 H0 O( E
And you know what else is too funny?, M' Y- y) p, \$ q) M4 T! f
Their stupid Monopoly money
# T% k* z. |0 Q2 ^- s a% m) W5 [Can't take 'em seriously at all( r( W- ~3 I8 f# E6 F% v
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Well, maple syrup and snow's what they export
# Z0 e) Z! Z# G0 L+ UThey treat curling just like it's a real sport
" T% e' r7 M9 @$ S$ \+ uThey think their silly accent is so cute
7 v+ l3 R0 Y3 g" O" aCan't understand a thing they're talkin' aboot' E% W. K# ]1 j" f+ j
+ E1 s) i7 K) ?0 }Sure, they've got their national healthcare7 T5 n+ W9 S3 [: P$ ?5 E7 E
Cheaper meds, low crime rates and clean air: y! ~+ b2 w% V" z
Then again, well, they've got Celine Dion
; i( Q7 |$ P- f4 _$ PEat their weight in Kraft macaroni
/ ]( S/ J4 ]* cAnd dream of drivin' a Zamboni
2 ? a3 x: g1 |2 w" jAll over Saskatchewan
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$ U* S; J- H- p) V7 q( D7 L5 hDon't wanna be a Canadian idiot( g( R& K. T1 Y' n9 o; L
wont figure out the temperature in Celsius# V! u3 Z3 x9 G" M
See the map, they're hovering right over us3 T5 }" n: x. U* J- t
Tell you the truth, it makes me kinda nervous% |8 Q7 i' X* t0 A6 p7 l _
8 b0 X$ ?8 U* \8 {# ~Always hear the same kind of story
# ^ `- e' t# a0 ]Break their nose, and they'll just say "Sorry!"
6 @9 f3 R" h5 W5 X7 c7 n6 OTell me, what kinda freaks are that polite?) N2 A: @" U. y( N g. [7 U" E
It's gotta mean they're all up to something' e7 v) ]) g. W3 m
So quick, before they see it coming( F% B% z+ O& y- A
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