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Canadian idiot1 {) w* t+ ]# \! N; g, k
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Don't wanna be a Canadian idiot! {5 l2 B8 L( `2 W$ F
Don't wanna be some beer-swillin' hockey nut' u7 r; ~3 Z3 H" D7 K3 c
And do I look like some frostbitten hosehead?2 ?, A* g& ?: {' R K3 _
I never learned my alphabet from A to Zed
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3 H ?& i8 Z6 ]; RThey all live on donuts and moose meat$ M' R @- }6 m% O, b, m
And they leave the house without packing heat7 M4 R R+ e3 A- p
Never even bring their guns to the mall
: ]; l( _8 `0 P8 lAnd you know what else is too funny? _0 z) q. W/ U$ F5 W7 \. |
Their stupid Monopoly money
0 s# F- L5 t& { NCan't take 'em seriously at all& y* d7 z/ ^# `# K1 J- _
6 W/ l+ Z. y b# F, HWell, maple syrup and snow's what they export* I9 |$ Z4 N+ `
They treat curling just like it's a real sport
+ _- x7 W8 N! S9 i: IThey think their silly accent is so cute
6 T$ O) {1 v' e1 RCan't understand a thing they're talkin' aboot1 _6 w6 x& R4 x, a( e$ [7 E6 x2 o- p' W
6 H) }( \5 p! {9 f5 V* O9 W; MSure, they've got their national healthcare
$ c% C# \9 l& tCheaper meds, low crime rates and clean air, o0 R; _ _* }. |, {- n8 P
Then again, well, they've got Celine Dion
3 r1 j5 d- @2 U9 M" f, ^Eat their weight in Kraft macaroni' c% j; N9 W; U* h
And dream of drivin' a Zamboni( E0 y' O8 R3 b& K
All over Saskatchewan
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Don't wanna be a Canadian idiot
4 S6 h* I1 j: C& owont figure out the temperature in Celsius
7 |9 ^$ P" @; O6 h( \) }See the map, they're hovering right over us( m. w- N- `. [$ i
Tell you the truth, it makes me kinda nervous G; G$ i6 \# u. L) j; J9 n9 f* z
/ b& I. ]% o8 o7 CAlways hear the same kind of story
$ `2 @3 m$ T' {3 G* P: }( jBreak their nose, and they'll just say "Sorry!"
+ i q( I" J; ETell me, what kinda freaks are that polite?
7 a( C7 T3 l- _It's gotta mean they're all up to something% F! ]& ~( }( ?9 B
So quick, before they see it coming$ [+ B+ i5 N% Q5 _- N+ @) ?/ s
Time for a pre-emptive strike |
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