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Canadian idiot) D4 K8 ]8 v8 x) `: p' I
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Don't wanna be a Canadian idiot+ X* j, S$ d4 `+ j( E, @
Don't wanna be some beer-swillin' hockey nut( z, L: g. t3 a" @, _# R4 g3 P
And do I look like some frostbitten hosehead?
$ v' ]# _. ]+ {9 A* Q1 j kI never learned my alphabet from A to Zed* N) C$ U6 H% H0 U
$ ?8 W& m, o8 \ ~' T! L: GThey all live on donuts and moose meat
7 I/ b( Z h. c8 qAnd they leave the house without packing heat
" g' x) q2 {2 V6 n! f" ]Never even bring their guns to the mall# ^6 @& X9 ]3 S, s+ s0 b! f
And you know what else is too funny?6 h' T$ S: X) I: @( E8 K' l( N! L3 w6 r
Their stupid Monopoly money0 \/ N9 M( v7 O9 s
Can't take 'em seriously at all
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: D% E* f5 d# m, A7 {/ i/ fWell, maple syrup and snow's what they export7 M% u# ^% R7 b* b x, a
They treat curling just like it's a real sport
4 u9 O/ L* V1 L: A: Q: d1 fThey think their silly accent is so cute# b2 P5 A2 @+ o7 x" s; i
Can't understand a thing they're talkin' aboot
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Sure, they've got their national healthcare3 G1 I7 E; A1 i* Q
Cheaper meds, low crime rates and clean air; c9 T; }" o! u7 a5 q
Then again, well, they've got Celine Dion& R S' q, [1 [& r
Eat their weight in Kraft macaroni
3 d! t1 v8 S) `% T9 {& v9 sAnd dream of drivin' a Zamboni1 I3 p8 ^6 X1 w4 @* ^2 W
All over Saskatchewan7 v7 d8 I5 }" f/ A7 g( W+ D
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Don't wanna be a Canadian idiot
! H9 V/ S' s# B# w' m5 }wont figure out the temperature in Celsius
! f% k5 C9 t; p, e: ~See the map, they're hovering right over us
2 V, ~) J8 m4 D* z3 a eTell you the truth, it makes me kinda nervous9 r8 x+ D6 _: E
5 [7 i8 [6 M+ X4 h# g4 l1 m2 [$ BAlways hear the same kind of story
; Y# `, M8 b% j! g, f. h. nBreak their nose, and they'll just say "Sorry!" w5 S$ e7 F+ f, q, V
Tell me, what kinda freaks are that polite?1 R- r1 P5 c5 e
It's gotta mean they're all up to something" r) g! H: V0 W
So quick, before they see it coming4 G9 {. `) D0 d
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