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Canadian idiot
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% @# p+ r M' {9 ZDon't wanna be a Canadian idiot
, Z6 {, H0 H9 [5 n, mDon't wanna be some beer-swillin' hockey nut
3 F" ]9 I# U5 C. k4 Y. F( U% kAnd do I look like some frostbitten hosehead?
* X$ X+ Y# u& _; bI never learned my alphabet from A to Zed; W: G; z/ s! S9 ?4 k
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They all live on donuts and moose meat9 b% P9 @# c8 R& q, E$ P
And they leave the house without packing heat$ O+ O& J1 F- D6 {
Never even bring their guns to the mall1 y+ {$ B# x' x, A& F% M
And you know what else is too funny?
4 J( Y/ v6 l) `Their stupid Monopoly money* `5 Q; d. V1 o; D
Can't take 'em seriously at all+ {' B7 O9 P! |3 g0 j8 i
3 Q/ u' R8 O- QWell, maple syrup and snow's what they export
9 L. i$ F7 Z+ L2 qThey treat curling just like it's a real sport
9 l8 \ s* |" x: ?& x1 WThey think their silly accent is so cute
* b/ H- {- e3 f! RCan't understand a thing they're talkin' aboot
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: n- M! t& N: M/ ?Sure, they've got their national healthcare
# x$ y/ p5 f9 _/ T( |/ B' xCheaper meds, low crime rates and clean air
* q. _5 f: _% PThen again, well, they've got Celine Dion
% k8 i6 Q. c( C' V8 T8 _* c& SEat their weight in Kraft macaroni5 X# z1 c# b' C0 m& ]
And dream of drivin' a Zamboni
2 z) Q. s! [/ y4 p1 hAll over Saskatchewan5 m. J+ L, F% N% X4 E! o1 u
% m/ U7 u9 N6 u ?9 s jDon't wanna be a Canadian idiot
7 A1 T$ `* t& C4 t, | q9 twont figure out the temperature in Celsius* w; x5 L% u9 l& L3 w+ L
See the map, they're hovering right over us
) f4 K& U; x& S* C1 l4 s' CTell you the truth, it makes me kinda nervous
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Always hear the same kind of story5 A4 m. _9 I S4 L4 m
Break their nose, and they'll just say "Sorry!"
K" r! m" c8 z& RTell me, what kinda freaks are that polite?
8 I" a5 B: J5 D6 q4 V9 N! r# kIt's gotta mean they're all up to something# f9 r9 z% X1 p! p) s! ~
So quick, before they see it coming [+ {8 d% p* {
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