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Canadian idiot
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1 W% @$ [2 g q! g1 N+ \' ?- SDon't wanna be a Canadian idiot
1 w9 H$ V/ [& E cDon't wanna be some beer-swillin' hockey nut
, g0 d' v1 Y6 J* N+ @And do I look like some frostbitten hosehead?
. r6 P t3 @1 P7 L# Q$ `0 x. C+ VI never learned my alphabet from A to Zed! W- x4 v7 f0 ~, W
5 P7 r3 j3 {6 S- x+ EThey all live on donuts and moose meat
9 E4 v5 q$ H5 a5 F2 mAnd they leave the house without packing heat
4 o1 d; j7 c, i( L3 |0 \! g4 N. xNever even bring their guns to the mall, J5 _( x. }& N8 W5 Q
And you know what else is too funny?5 n, V) m/ m* y# h4 ?4 v
Their stupid Monopoly money8 w3 y4 g" @( Q2 y4 T
Can't take 'em seriously at all
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Well, maple syrup and snow's what they export; s- m' p! S( }0 r) B- L
They treat curling just like it's a real sport
+ C) v& j& k/ M4 `( kThey think their silly accent is so cute
% K0 V& ~. h. K" f. e8 _; XCan't understand a thing they're talkin' aboot* P- ^5 F( Q+ Z% E7 X9 m
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Sure, they've got their national healthcare
# R, ^: y/ i7 O8 ]& a2 YCheaper meds, low crime rates and clean air
& n: h0 {1 R3 F6 g XThen again, well, they've got Celine Dion
7 u: C4 T( a. L, ]Eat their weight in Kraft macaroni, p% }4 C6 s1 p9 K
And dream of drivin' a Zamboni4 T( C: q3 a7 `2 {3 A- B
All over Saskatchewan! s. Q9 b* k+ {: |( {5 e) S+ z7 W
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Don't wanna be a Canadian idiot
/ o& F) l4 ~8 m: C. f8 Qwont figure out the temperature in Celsius
6 q$ o: x4 S6 r! a, [See the map, they're hovering right over us
3 w4 C# L7 V4 y) nTell you the truth, it makes me kinda nervous
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Always hear the same kind of story
4 w! x: j% O3 N; f2 |1 [, f! ? W- w/ v! ~Break their nose, and they'll just say "Sorry!"3 g$ E% B% t( K7 i' a2 X+ P
Tell me, what kinda freaks are that polite?* C* ~% o% k% u/ L; c( T
It's gotta mean they're all up to something" j- T* M* v! L3 U; w4 D; e
So quick, before they see it coming* Z) w V Q: q- V2 e" x. r
Time for a pre-emptive strike |
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