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Canadian idiot
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. N, a! v7 P& }* N+ u0 @Don't wanna be a Canadian idiot1 F, a. K3 C/ |8 q+ ^
Don't wanna be some beer-swillin' hockey nut+ C$ M# c3 |) O# M; t8 o% ]
And do I look like some frostbitten hosehead?
% A; v; u( i# f0 zI never learned my alphabet from A to Zed
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They all live on donuts and moose meat
0 g& E2 v* L- HAnd they leave the house without packing heat& c6 v8 K- P; l4 i6 s0 G3 q: t9 b
Never even bring their guns to the mall
' Y0 G* G+ J- L2 H3 u% XAnd you know what else is too funny?3 Q# |$ s0 A6 r1 w* M5 a: ]& U. I
Their stupid Monopoly money
7 f! t- N2 Q8 |: kCan't take 'em seriously at all
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) c. D! }/ D+ B7 o+ \9 P0 I$ A) eWell, maple syrup and snow's what they export
# a7 L. g& R$ `$ J' M( H+ xThey treat curling just like it's a real sport) N6 ]# \( M+ d( o1 M! m
They think their silly accent is so cute
/ C4 b% I5 @7 V# t6 s7 FCan't understand a thing they're talkin' aboot' \! s. U: i7 e- j4 }8 ]# ^
# C2 ?7 P+ b5 V6 bSure, they've got their national healthcare
5 h/ X/ A2 l$ A- J% i4 h4 |Cheaper meds, low crime rates and clean air
; p' E- W* L1 @) ^Then again, well, they've got Celine Dion
! T9 M8 Z* p0 O( O& p7 c5 HEat their weight in Kraft macaroni( D% B8 F8 G4 e7 |: D
And dream of drivin' a Zamboni
6 r7 j' t7 r( {# @% H$ P; qAll over Saskatchewan4 ^7 a+ b+ I3 O& {8 T" }
( c w, \9 B1 G& q& z6 {- U& pDon't wanna be a Canadian idiot+ P7 ?) q7 Z. Z$ k b' w L$ l7 s
wont figure out the temperature in Celsius
$ F3 s4 R) {* {0 }See the map, they're hovering right over us
- Q1 |$ u9 `4 B) n7 a3 A v7 ITell you the truth, it makes me kinda nervous y8 |, U6 x; U
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Always hear the same kind of story6 ~8 O/ q8 h7 k- u$ Q( J0 b" I F' O
Break their nose, and they'll just say "Sorry!"" B+ b2 }5 ]) ?+ ?7 C
Tell me, what kinda freaks are that polite?1 f- Z/ T2 r+ z$ U/ @+ Z' K' w
It's gotta mean they're all up to something9 S( Y# |6 u( G* g5 r" L
So quick, before they see it coming
i' r0 y: @+ Y! gTime for a pre-emptive strike |
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