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Canadian idiot3 W+ T1 {+ U0 l; Q5 p G: l; {7 L
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Don't wanna be a Canadian idiot% U( E- ^* a3 |
Don't wanna be some beer-swillin' hockey nut5 _8 q& I* n" D$ @# z8 \
And do I look like some frostbitten hosehead?9 M @. ^0 v, K2 q! U
I never learned my alphabet from A to Zed
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; L2 }: R& V# W- m- h' fThey all live on donuts and moose meat
' \( g3 Y2 F2 }7 J- }4 }4 l* ]9 PAnd they leave the house without packing heat
! u4 s- K3 }1 I5 NNever even bring their guns to the mall; e3 i8 K! Q1 J. o1 ~4 G, T
And you know what else is too funny?
" ?5 i; E% p$ v2 e1 m4 ]Their stupid Monopoly money
7 R0 ]) B( }) {1 a: Y" }; e5 gCan't take 'em seriously at all
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% H* h9 _. o' p8 Q$ b7 c* \0 {1 _' @Well, maple syrup and snow's what they export4 d. ^0 o. C2 N
They treat curling just like it's a real sport l: x; W z2 u7 }+ A8 }
They think their silly accent is so cute" |( h. v+ r* u$ y- h d
Can't understand a thing they're talkin' aboot8 H6 q2 J" R" }! j
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Sure, they've got their national healthcare' B. J5 y* E8 `2 ^5 ~4 t# T
Cheaper meds, low crime rates and clean air
( \2 ]( }! V; p7 KThen again, well, they've got Celine Dion
$ A% N7 F2 X! f, C2 z1 h. WEat their weight in Kraft macaroni
, ~# S7 O8 S) k( HAnd dream of drivin' a Zamboni7 ~& {# t- ?0 P) u% k
All over Saskatchewan
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Don't wanna be a Canadian idiot
9 f( d' ?+ P+ @9 T. |wont figure out the temperature in Celsius
8 w% q0 H2 c7 X; n+ Q9 o4 }See the map, they're hovering right over us9 O @& c5 h# [: z2 a
Tell you the truth, it makes me kinda nervous
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4 U0 i4 ^, P, k8 x* e2 ^! `/ R1 uAlways hear the same kind of story1 a/ R% y; r+ E: ?6 K/ D9 H' F
Break their nose, and they'll just say "Sorry!"+ H" q! U: S8 l, L4 W7 R, }7 H2 F2 m
Tell me, what kinda freaks are that polite?
& T ?' F$ ^5 ] A' qIt's gotta mean they're all up to something, S4 S) F4 \5 | [
So quick, before they see it coming; o$ V: u# A/ `- [
Time for a pre-emptive strike |
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