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Canadian idiot/ h3 {/ A+ H# x# v- p+ `! E
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Don't wanna be a Canadian idiot% ?1 F; R/ N. P/ Q" {+ Z# @" l$ s
Don't wanna be some beer-swillin' hockey nut
3 ]9 a2 K, j: z, YAnd do I look like some frostbitten hosehead?
. \$ c0 w$ z$ G( M" O! Y- ^6 w& sI never learned my alphabet from A to Zed
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- u' G' ^& E ]- yThey all live on donuts and moose meat" I/ K- D" E" A ~% Q# n
And they leave the house without packing heat" i' Z x7 R9 x
Never even bring their guns to the mall
3 Z6 v8 a" B% ~7 H$ s" Z7 k; _And you know what else is too funny?
T, h$ o, m8 w0 ^1 p; q1 Y6 m- qTheir stupid Monopoly money9 i( u5 Z" M( w8 m, F
Can't take 'em seriously at all
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4 {3 Z2 V. r; t8 [, SWell, maple syrup and snow's what they export. q4 S0 N4 e4 y/ B: J$ _! S$ M
They treat curling just like it's a real sport# H0 {, M8 f9 D6 O( ` ~ o% y$ G e M
They think their silly accent is so cute8 ~1 c; p1 D5 i: C* V* S$ j+ D
Can't understand a thing they're talkin' aboot" C* K5 h3 }2 @) E$ x, B
( n$ ~4 t3 C9 {. E9 b1 USure, they've got their national healthcare
2 ]2 r) h2 F$ N+ r/ Z% F) rCheaper meds, low crime rates and clean air
4 G3 f/ {1 H( iThen again, well, they've got Celine Dion
! N6 o! q8 W$ t" ]1 JEat their weight in Kraft macaroni0 s- `& L) W1 y2 A/ f# |0 l
And dream of drivin' a Zamboni
) T* E5 V% n$ `+ [All over Saskatchewan
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/ R& T9 H8 |+ d. ?$ UDon't wanna be a Canadian idiot
' \& }! e9 C5 F( ?wont figure out the temperature in Celsius
4 Q8 P5 M# O5 a5 C$ ESee the map, they're hovering right over us
2 A5 y% l, L8 n- a- W5 h8 VTell you the truth, it makes me kinda nervous) I& A$ D' ^2 u/ B
9 S7 g( t: q; z z* w, @( P# j; HAlways hear the same kind of story! ~/ L' I9 H; C0 u3 V, x5 |5 r b! z
Break their nose, and they'll just say "Sorry!") M/ a1 S6 t- s, N
Tell me, what kinda freaks are that polite?
, L( V3 v: V2 |& Q6 B3 ~It's gotta mean they're all up to something0 l. J0 s4 }4 H1 s6 O( O* l
So quick, before they see it coming
7 _( G! n. T/ L3 STime for a pre-emptive strike |
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