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it's hilarious, but i didn't write it lol3 H) c& m) i( N4 ?
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& H3 j8 W' p% C; o" rThings to do at Wal-Mart while your spouse/partner/parents is/are taking their sweet time:
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1. Get 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in peoples' carts when they aren't looking.9 G! b$ l$ Y1 c2 v1 ]4 \3 Z
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2. Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 5-minute intervals.: m0 a* V) Y. ?& n! a$ @
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3. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the restrooms.
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4. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone, 'Code 3' in housewares and see what happens.+ Y% U- d; Y) ?0 d) B8 P- a
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5. Go the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away.
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6. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area
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4 B+ h1 G3 d) _( N# u2 B7. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring in pillows from the bedding department.
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9 z, M u% G1 w* ?: _0 j" v8. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask* \2 B; R* ~, [- B" u0 C4 F
'Why can't you people just leave me alone?'+ s$ ]5 \! r, `* C5 ^6 E% l
, g+ K! v" v9 v+ X% W9. Look right into the security camera; use it as a mirror, & and pick your nose.
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; Y# F# ~2 e( H+ @3 n0 k; j10. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti- depressants are.5 D, c. d( W* f0 Z
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11. Dart around the store suspiciously loudly humming the Mission Impossible theme.7 I" m$ q0 r* Y3 r7 \' ?4 O
: A' c; V" ~" v" ?# g8 n12. In the auto department, practice your Madonna look using different size funnels.
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13. Hide in a clothing rack; when people browse through, say PICK ME!
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5 I# T0 N4 O* o14. When an announcement comes over the loudspeaker, assume the fetal position and scream "NO! NO! It's those voices again!!!!
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And; last, but not least!)
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