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it's hilarious, but i didn't write it lol
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Things to do at Wal-Mart while your spouse/partner/parents is/are taking their sweet time:
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$ e/ F1 F1 x2 I g, ~: [1. Get 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in peoples' carts when they aren't looking.0 a2 [6 Z3 e- Q T
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- W/ x8 ]" Z4 W4 z, H2. Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 5-minute intervals.' t9 C: e# q: s5 |
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4. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone, 'Code 3' in housewares and see what happens.
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4 t: K. ^, p$ @5. Go the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away.+ r8 H8 ^% |# o
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6. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area
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1 \& p0 Y F, L4 d7. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring in pillows from the bedding department.
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8. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask+ `+ r8 i6 K% c7 l* v# O$ E
'Why can't you people just leave me alone?'
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: r1 I" Y$ |' Y# o9. Look right into the security camera; use it as a mirror, & and pick your nose.' G9 e8 I/ }/ W$ y6 W* u; _ `5 H
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10. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti- depressants are.: |4 E9 b0 x+ P y3 I0 A/ w
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12. In the auto department, practice your Madonna look using different size funnels.2 s( m7 [! G; W
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13. Hide in a clothing rack; when people browse through, say PICK ME!
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/ Q- l1 O- O7 }0 d3 e& T14. When an announcement comes over the loudspeaker, assume the fetal position and scream "NO! NO! It's those voices again!!!!
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15. Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while; and then yell, very loudly, "There is no toilet paper in here!" |
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