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it's hilarious, but i didn't write it lol) I3 _* @) g& B. D: ~! e6 Y
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Things to do at Wal-Mart while your spouse/partner/parents is/are taking their sweet time:, ~/ l: C/ @' ~8 U j
# J0 _ |1 K0 [6 u" i1. Get 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in peoples' carts when they aren't looking.( E+ F( V; u7 @3 E
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: J6 e. B* Q; \- _. A7 |! g: c8 z( w2. Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 5-minute intervals.
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! ^% K$ x* r* w! Y3. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the restrooms.
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0 ^, E& m. ]9 J4 C4 v( |9 R( Y- N4. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone, 'Code 3' in housewares and see what happens.
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7 \7 t( R4 H9 F6 z) }5. Go the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away.
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6. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area1 n" U( ~8 Z) p* a
3 q1 o" _ n; i; h: L7. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring in pillows from the bedding department.
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8. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask0 h5 ~- L4 s z8 f
'Why can't you people just leave me alone?'& u& Y/ u2 S' v; @) v1 Z- |7 `6 M
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9. Look right into the security camera; use it as a mirror, & and pick your nose.9 U- Z+ }5 E) \. p- D$ a
8 o" } A8 S# U/ V- J2 n/ g10. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti- depressants are.& m# [" z' I# O6 o2 s
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11. Dart around the store suspiciously loudly humming the Mission Impossible theme.
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12. In the auto department, practice your Madonna look using different size funnels.
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13. Hide in a clothing rack; when people browse through, say PICK ME!
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14. When an announcement comes over the loudspeaker, assume the fetal position and scream "NO! NO! It's those voices again!!!!% p7 V1 N& n! N0 W
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* b8 w+ c6 z) n$ r15. Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while; and then yell, very loudly, "There is no toilet paper in here!" |
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