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it's hilarious, but i didn't write it lol$ B. \( Y" q" x4 y
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Things to do at Wal-Mart while your spouse/partner/parents is/are taking their sweet time:
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1. Get 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in peoples' carts when they aren't looking.* o. W7 x2 v# t" ]7 J6 t3 [
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" V* \% M# K. Q* D7 I: ?2. Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 5-minute intervals.8 ?8 Z. y+ \1 q" ^; u) G8 t5 v
# C5 U8 }( L5 e5 B5 D3. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the restrooms.1 S( c( R$ u8 y- X" C
9 x. S4 l1 x: S' b: p" t5 @8 m4. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone, 'Code 3' in housewares and see what happens.( a9 F6 g2 [3 K
; m$ X4 r: s: b6 v* l5. Go the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away.: W: W9 A* s: ?! B3 l, ^
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6. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area4 M+ o! {9 D. N2 C) o5 P
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7. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring in pillows from the bedding department.8 d6 ~' S) L- @6 q* G
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8. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask
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9. Look right into the security camera; use it as a mirror, & and pick your nose.3 ?% U; K ]. P
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10. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti- depressants are.
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+ g: k. _. K& a) u2 r11. Dart around the store suspiciously loudly humming the Mission Impossible theme.
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12. In the auto department, practice your Madonna look using different size funnels.
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13. Hide in a clothing rack; when people browse through, say PICK ME!0 g% o: J/ r @5 Y
, a- `7 W0 h; s; U! R* h; _; u; Y6 @14. When an announcement comes over the loudspeaker, assume the fetal position and scream "NO! NO! It's those voices again!!!!/ e8 K; g+ ?+ s) i" h1 e
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And; last, but not least!)) q. J( f' i0 u0 n1 w, r
15. Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while; and then yell, very loudly, "There is no toilet paper in here!" |
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