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it's hilarious, but i didn't write it lol6 k; k. e( L1 l4 n8 P% M
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Things to do at Wal-Mart while your spouse/partner/parents is/are taking their sweet time:
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5 F: ^" r" F/ c2 Z& F0 ^, a; \6 K1. Get 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in peoples' carts when they aren't looking.
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* T x' w# f2 n1 K! D$ @# ]2. Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 5-minute intervals.
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: g9 q" k6 R! v% r& j- h3. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the restrooms.! m% k7 H$ M5 f$ u: w8 e* L9 _
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4. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone, 'Code 3' in housewares and see what happens.
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+ r3 v( W. C6 Y& k8 d: p5. Go the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away., h& a& A! W( V* K+ \1 Z
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6. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area
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8 A& X( F. b! F0 q' ~. B7. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring in pillows from the bedding department.0 `9 G. D# O! ]. M
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8. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask
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7 k9 r/ c h, B/ t# s7 m9. Look right into the security camera; use it as a mirror, & and pick your nose.
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10. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti- depressants are.
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11. Dart around the store suspiciously loudly humming the Mission Impossible theme.6 H9 ^2 N3 L: _% K$ Q
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12. In the auto department, practice your Madonna look using different size funnels.; ?& x) i, Z! I% ^9 p, w& |4 I7 ~( c
' X% {4 F) O: I" g. E/ X9 n1 |! z5 E13. Hide in a clothing rack; when people browse through, say PICK ME!
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14. When an announcement comes over the loudspeaker, assume the fetal position and scream "NO! NO! It's those voices again!!!!5 n4 _1 g( X+ z, k8 L1 x( t
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