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it's hilarious, but i didn't write it lol
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0 v" A; O# `# ^) LThings to do at Wal-Mart while your spouse/partner/parents is/are taking their sweet time:8 F& Y2 @4 k; }! D
# @0 ]% S; s. m! I0 h9 T3 B1. Get 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in peoples' carts when they aren't looking.
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2. Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 5-minute intervals.- b+ v& E4 c8 z
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3. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the restrooms.
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4. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone, 'Code 3' in housewares and see what happens.
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5. Go the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away.
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1 [ g; d: U9 f( p6. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area
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4 ?9 e; B* R& ?# S: @2 B0 c7. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring in pillows from the bedding department.
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* @7 {# F, C* q# @8. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask( t1 {- t. m( n) x) H" q
'Why can't you people just leave me alone?'
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# K- }$ E6 o7 o- ]' ?3 T" i9. Look right into the security camera; use it as a mirror, & and pick your nose.# Y: ^1 [" K) ]/ t! O
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10. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti- depressants are.
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11. Dart around the store suspiciously loudly humming the Mission Impossible theme.; v+ {4 ` ] Z j2 `
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12. In the auto department, practice your Madonna look using different size funnels.( x. h( N/ Z9 [" t+ a
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13. Hide in a clothing rack; when people browse through, say PICK ME!
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14. When an announcement comes over the loudspeaker, assume the fetal position and scream "NO! NO! It's those voices again!!!!& m9 j5 o9 O+ p7 [2 |8 v1 A! l+ J4 r
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15. Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while; and then yell, very loudly, "There is no toilet paper in here!" |
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