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it's hilarious, but i didn't write it lol
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! C4 p0 U# r4 _+ K& H9 `Things to do at Wal-Mart while your spouse/partner/parents is/are taking their sweet time:
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8 @4 x2 U' }. V4 Q9 p) p1. Get 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in peoples' carts when they aren't looking., o% x/ @; W6 U" Z0 A
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6 L8 B$ ]+ x7 I6 y3 y2. Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 5-minute intervals.
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3. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the restrooms.
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% i, u) B0 c2 k4. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone, 'Code 3' in housewares and see what happens.( Q. ?& }7 Z, d7 A9 \" R. h
! j: U7 U" | P3 x) e( w4 b9 M5 q5. Go the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away.
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! y R" z& P* X4 k6. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area
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8 }/ B$ D! q1 u+ h7. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring in pillows from the bedding department./ [$ m" ^9 D2 K
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8. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask3 m- a( m* P s: X
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* L5 \4 O4 `, Q& U5 ?5 N9. Look right into the security camera; use it as a mirror, & and pick your nose.
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10. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti- depressants are.
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4 i2 h8 ~; P' `+ t& a4 Z11. Dart around the store suspiciously loudly humming the Mission Impossible theme.
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12. In the auto department, practice your Madonna look using different size funnels.2 Y) g( [) ^/ P1 ]/ ?; X
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13. Hide in a clothing rack; when people browse through, say PICK ME!
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14. When an announcement comes over the loudspeaker, assume the fetal position and scream "NO! NO! It's those voices again!!!!
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% X( V* J, S4 w' k, TAnd; last, but not least!)
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