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This is not a new one but in English this time.5 `# Q e- u! V1 k
( `% u# ?6 ]1 w: N1 F4 ]I was a very happy man.
7 y) o, G$ {, I% F- T2 GMy wonderful girlfriend and I had been dating for over a year, and so we decided to get married.
$ J ]) D+ N: d# D8 C4 BThere was only one little thing bothering me...
' N- B+ W& N! c. l fIt was her beautiful younger sister.7 Z+ m' j4 g( g5 G
My prospective sister-in-law was twenty-two, wore very tight miniskirts, and generally was bra-less. a5 W/ v0 R4 }/ b; [4 d
She would regularly bend down when she was near me, and I always got more than a nice view.
- q2 b9 S. S, t9 H6 yIt had to be deliberate, because she never did it when she was near anyone else.
5 F: L0 n2 _) W+ tOne day her 'little' sister called and asked me to come over to check the wedding invitations.9 ?: ` }$ ^1 }/ M) |) [
She was alone when I arrived, and she whispered to me that she had feelings and desires for me that she couldn't overcome.
2 U0 G8 M% n. } X2 |* Q: B( H8 \She told me that she wanted me just once before I got married and committed my life to her sister., ^2 |+ ]' B V- A) ~# [2 ~
Well, I was in total shock, and couldn't say a word.& @9 y: g& X- V4 @
She said, 'I'm going upstairs to my bedroom, and if you want one last wild fling, just come up and get me.'$ n9 y9 L3 F, ~) `9 n g
I was stunned and frozen in shock as I watched her go up the stairs.$ i% B) j% e$ i+ J
I stood there for a moment, then turned and made a beeline straight to the front door.
$ c' Y0 a4 M$ @5 q9 q4 J1 `9 O" }I opened the door, and headed straight towards my car.
+ n2 R L1 ^7 r1 h4 c6 d4 xLo and behold, my entire future family was standing outside, all clapping!) D, N" G+ O% i1 B
With tears in his eyes, my future father-in-law hugged me and said, 'We are very happy that you have passed our little test.9 u6 N0 Q9 T* ]& ^1 z1 y
We couldn't ask for a better man for our daughter. Welcome to the family.And the moral of this story is:
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- p; K5 G8 \2 X' h: i1 b/ M% {Always keep your condoms in your car. |
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