Risk and Moral

秋染红叶

This is not a new one but in English this time.
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I was a very happy man.
, d$ U/ G* _- y9 Q2 O3 d3 oMy wonderful girlfriend and I had been dating for over a year, and so we decided to get      married.
There was only one little thing bothering me...
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6 w5 N5 ?( I0 D6 GMy prospective sister-in-law was twenty-two, wore very tight miniskirts, and generally was bra-less.
2 V7 E- U3 A, I3 f& x/ O0 P; sShe would regularly bend down when she was near me, and I always got more than a nice view.
5 H! m2 W2 A# H# w  i. U6 [6 cIt had to be deliberate, because she never did it when she was near anyone else.
- V0 s4 A4 ]. s7 c9 d) C( i  {One day her 'little' sister called and asked me to come over to check the wedding invitations.
: E8 k" \, r& [, R- Z7 bShe was alone when I arrived, and she whispered to me that she had feelings and desires for me    that she couldn't overcome.
She told me that she wanted me just once before I got married and committed my life to her sister.
Well, I was in total shock, and couldn't say a word.
She said, 'I'm going upstairs to my bedroom, and if you want one last wild fling, just come up and get me.'
I was stunned and frozen in shock as I watched her go up the stairs.
I stood there for a moment, then turned and made a beeline straight to the front door.
7 s8 ~8 i2 o2 V) r" [: a" eI opened the door, and headed straight towards my car.
- Y8 @& _4 p) S5 b- T) sLo and behold, my entire future family was standing outside, all clapping!
With tears in his eyes, my future father-in-law hugged me and said, 'We are very happy that you have passed our little test.
We couldn't ask for a better man for our daughter. Welcome to the family.And the moral of this story is:
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5 M% E/ H; D/ kAlways keep your condoms in your car.

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