Risk and Moral

秋染红叶

This is not a new one but in English this time.

3 a$ W& O  f7 f! b% b3 A7 pI was a very happy man.
- }4 d  A. o# S# [5 \My wonderful girlfriend and I had been dating for over a year, and so we decided to get      married.
There was only one little thing bothering me...
It was her beautiful younger sister.
& {& Y$ E0 `% M6 [6 }My prospective sister-in-law was twenty-two, wore very tight miniskirts, and generally was bra-less.
She would regularly bend down when she was near me, and I always got more than a nice view.
It had to be deliberate, because she never did it when she was near anyone else.
- A, k/ G% O' V7 POne day her 'little' sister called and asked me to come over to check the wedding invitations.
She was alone when I arrived, and she whispered to me that she had feelings and desires for me    that she couldn't overcome.
: V9 k( S1 w2 vShe told me that she wanted me just once before I got married and committed my life to her sister.
3 W0 }1 z. H9 [3 X$ S1 R) e# _Well, I was in total shock, and couldn't say a word.
2 e) O" E, }7 z5 \+ F% MShe said, 'I'm going upstairs to my bedroom, and if you want one last wild fling, just come up and get me.'
I was stunned and frozen in shock as I watched her go up the stairs.
I stood there for a moment, then turned and made a beeline straight to the front door.
2 k& R! P* P. k$ G5 p9 f/ UI opened the door, and headed straight towards my car.
+ I9 M9 P$ |% B, B" T$ uLo and behold, my entire future family was standing outside, all clapping!
4 ]6 q0 L; V6 Q! o( wWith tears in his eyes, my future father-in-law hugged me and said, 'We are very happy that you have passed our little test.
We couldn't ask for a better man for our daughter. Welcome to the family.And the moral of this story is:
      

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/ N5 U- v6 V; ?& E/ g+ x' RAlways keep your condoms in your car.

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