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) f3 t( s4 z x* e1 e1 {I was a very happy man.
0 f4 \: W* i6 ^7 zMy wonderful girlfriend and I had been dating for over a year, and so we decided to get married.
% J4 c. G' `& D# f$ R# ~There was only one little thing bothering me...
9 C3 s% V; B& J" g4 n: hIt was her beautiful younger sister.
1 C# E$ @% B% s5 K* d# Z5 ?; G& KMy prospective sister-in-law was twenty-two, wore very tight miniskirts, and generally was bra-less.; d1 g; R! `' [# Z9 J5 p0 e* P/ C
She would regularly bend down when she was near me, and I always got more than a nice view./ f7 m p6 _" t, Z# g; Z! l/ j. S
It had to be deliberate, because she never did it when she was near anyone else., r- O! S M6 W! o, Y4 t& }4 y
One day her 'little' sister called and asked me to come over to check the wedding invitations.
{; M4 h. a; S. Y: V o- O& @She was alone when I arrived, and she whispered to me that she had feelings and desires for me that she couldn't overcome.* X" s/ G" m& v
She told me that she wanted me just once before I got married and committed my life to her sister.4 _1 Q Y1 M6 u6 Y
Well, I was in total shock, and couldn't say a word.
: U- s/ r9 `* c! T! i6 FShe said, 'I'm going upstairs to my bedroom, and if you want one last wild fling, just come up and get me.'9 j5 y6 A1 V8 x) b& S, n
I was stunned and frozen in shock as I watched her go up the stairs.
F" h6 z. f( I3 y3 nI stood there for a moment, then turned and made a beeline straight to the front door.& ?3 N2 x0 \) Y/ `
I opened the door, and headed straight towards my car.* H* }& [+ t$ H% y y: n. X
Lo and behold, my entire future family was standing outside, all clapping!
- ]5 W) T# h+ r# j+ c- ^/ VWith tears in his eyes, my future father-in-law hugged me and said, 'We are very happy that you have passed our little test.& Q1 d9 [ T' C. O9 K+ ?
We couldn't ask for a better man for our daughter. Welcome to the family.And the moral of this story is:
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& x4 G8 e3 K! U9 GAlways keep your condoms in your car. |
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