Risk and Moral

秋染红叶

This is not a new one but in English this time.
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I was a very happy man.
) K: U. x9 N# a8 z5 q5 w( E7 BMy wonderful girlfriend and I had been dating for over a year, and so we decided to get      married.
There was only one little thing bothering me...
# }5 O. j: I7 r4 }  [" GIt was her beautiful younger sister.
My prospective sister-in-law was twenty-two, wore very tight miniskirts, and generally was bra-less.
& U% [' E! H* P* z7 ?, ]She would regularly bend down when she was near me, and I always got more than a nice view.
- G! k" Q8 Q* s$ E. W& _It had to be deliberate, because she never did it when she was near anyone else.
8 K$ L/ L- g- N4 \# T- d5 mOne day her 'little' sister called and asked me to come over to check the wedding invitations.
7 B3 E) H* B- I$ I2 E# LShe was alone when I arrived, and she whispered to me that she had feelings and desires for me    that she couldn't overcome.
She told me that she wanted me just once before I got married and committed my life to her sister.
Well, I was in total shock, and couldn't say a word.
( }$ W5 ^0 y+ a- nShe said, 'I'm going upstairs to my bedroom, and if you want one last wild fling, just come up and get me.'
I was stunned and frozen in shock as I watched her go up the stairs.
5 q, a) \' j* WI stood there for a moment, then turned and made a beeline straight to the front door.
. E" W3 W- M2 _# iI opened the door, and headed straight towards my car.
+ A& D+ k- e% Y: {& fLo and behold, my entire future family was standing outside, all clapping!
4 A& h2 E2 t1 p- }With tears in his eyes, my future father-in-law hugged me and said, 'We are very happy that you have passed our little test.
We couldn't ask for a better man for our daughter. Welcome to the family.And the moral of this story is:
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Always keep your condoms in your car.

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