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And you also find out interesting things when you have sons, like...+ x$ H P( |1 D# o: Z, |
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1.) A king size waterbed holds enough water to fill a 2000 sq. ft. house 4 inches deep.' t7 m, b5 w! @
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2.) If you spray hair spray on dust bunnies and run over them with roller blades, they can ignite.
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7 @8 Y0 r5 ?: J! ]3.) A 3-year old Boy's voice is louder than 200 adults in a crowded restaurant.
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4.) If you hook a dog leash over a ceiling fan, the motor is not st rong enough to rotate a 42 pound Boy wearing Batman underwear and a Superman cape. It is strong enough, however, if tied to a paint can, to spread paint on all four walls of a 20x20 ft. room.
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4 N& _# ^- ]3 ]6 C$ \$ b: q5.) You should not throw baseballs up when the ceiling fan is on. When using a ceiling fan as a bat, you have to throw the ball up a few times before you get a hit. A ceiling fan can hit a baseball a long way.
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4 R7 p, c2 \+ h ]2 ~" m7 ~6.) The glass in windows (even double-pane) doesn't stop a baseball hit by a ceiling fan.
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( _; t7 ~4 G! |' c7.) When you hear the toilet flush and the words 'uh oh', it's already too late.
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4 d* ~( i3 {( Z# D8.) Brake fluid mixed with Clorox makes smoke, and lots of it.. U3 D" q# t* Z) p
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9.) A six-year old Boy can start a fire with a flint rock even though a 36- year old Man says they can only do it in the movies., L2 S( @$ _7 Z1 Z
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10.) Certain Lego's will pass through the digestive tract of a 4-year old Boy.
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$ n$ v6 ?: g- b3 E( L' b) f" p11.) Play dough and microwave should not be used in the same sentence.
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12.) Super glue is forever.
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; K6 v5 p7 t6 _! p* v13.) No matter how much Jell-O you put in a swimming pool you still can't walk on water.0 R3 y' \& b" X7 z4 D: I
# Q# s/ d4 W/ F- R' E: \2 \: o14.) Pool filters do not like Jell-O.
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1 Y l; B1 B' W% }! I0 y15.) VCR's do not eject 'PB & J' sandwiches even though TV commercials show they do.7 y% p5 F) l; M4 d+ t* u, L2 i3 f
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16.) Garbage bags do not make good parachutes.( T# Q( e( v' d) A
8 @+ j/ l9 @5 ]# { Q17.) Marbles in gas tanks make lots of noise when driving.7 [ X. \" f$ S) R" A
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18.) You probably DO NOT want to know what that odor is.0 L$ n* c) X! e* J& q3 ]& m
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19.) Always look in the oven before you turn it on; plastic toys do not like ovens.
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20.) The fire department in Austin , TX has a 5-minute response time. r! ^4 y. v* H4 R2 e- @3 O0 K) A
x. ? N" N& R6 u; y, U& q21.) The spin cycle on the washing machine does not make earthworms dizzy.
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22.) It will, however, make cats dizzy.
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23.) Cats throw up twice their body weight when dizzy.
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* `+ I0 z' A! v* @1 w7 D2 [# V. p! A5 g24.) 80% of Women will pass this on to almost all of their friends, with or without kids.8 d4 h/ z8 l# \0 w7 F
; u$ e* @# U0 e1 }25.) 80% of Men who read this will try mixing the Clorox and brake fluid. |
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