Why Boys Need Parents!

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This is for those mothers’s of boys, sisters of boys, and boys that have grown older. And anyone else who needs a laugh.

Why boys need parents...

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And you also find out interesting things when you have sons, like...


1.) A king size waterbed holds enough water to fill a 2000 sq. ft. house 4 inches deep.
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$ A8 C" p% u& v$ }2.) If you spray hair spray on dust bunnies and run over them with roller blades, they can ignite.
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3.) A 3-year old Boy's voice is louder than 200 adults in a crowded restaurant.

# W& T9 z( i/ A' `6 v4.) If you hook a dog leash over a ceiling fan, the motor is not st rong enough to rotate a 42 pound Boy wearing Batman underwear and a Superman cape. It is strong enough, however, if tied to a paint can, to spread paint on all four walls of a 20x20 ft. room.
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2 z8 y4 R1 z) t5.) You should not throw baseballs up when the ceiling fan is on. When using a ceiling fan as a bat, you have to throw the ball up a few times before you get a hit. A ceiling fan can hit a baseball a long way.
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6.) The glass in windows (even double-pane) doesn't stop a baseball hit by a ceiling fan.
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/ a, |% m3 Q8 w2 f+ p- c9 n7.) When you hear the toilet flush and the words 'uh oh', it's already too late.

8.) Brake fluid mixed with Clorox makes smoke, and lots of it.

! L9 C5 Q* ]3 k# `+ w7 Q6 r9.) A six-year old Boy can start a fire with a flint rock even though a 36- year old Man says they can only do it in the movies.

2 ?" v/ Y6 j4 u$ ?3 G, @; U10.) Certain Lego's will pass through the digestive tract of a 4-year old Boy.
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6 A; O3 U9 U& W; K3 G11.) Play dough and microwave should not be used in the same sentence.
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. W( N+ P/ V* j+ ^6 R& W12.) Super glue is forever.

13.) No matter how much Jell-O you put in a swimming pool you still can't walk on water.

14.) Pool filters do not like Jell-O.

' J" m6 ^% j5 ?1 v15.) VCR's do not eject 'PB & J' sandwiches even though TV commercials show they do.

16.) Garbage bags do not make good parachutes.
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17.) Marbles in gas tanks make lots of noise when driving.

18.) You probably DO NOT want to know what that odor is.
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# Z" h/ [, s3 p6 l+ o1 j" z) }* g19.) Always look in the oven before you turn it on; plastic toys do not like ovens.
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0 ]( ^3 o" {3 L) N" n20.) The fire department in Austin , TX has a 5-minute response time.

; ^: J+ {9 A1 s21.) The spin cycle on the washing machine does not make earthworms dizzy.
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0 j/ m1 e7 n, \2 \. u2 ^0 r3 H+ O22.) It will, however, make cats dizzy.

' {, A/ P) H/ f23.) Cats throw up twice their body weight when dizzy.

% A6 u7 R# s) P( t# F1 J24.) 80% of Women will pass this on to almost all of their friends, with or without kids.
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25.) 80% of Men who read this will try mixing the Clorox and brake fluid.

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