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And you also find out interesting things when you have sons, like...
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1.) A king size waterbed holds enough water to fill a 2000 sq. ft. house 4 inches deep.
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+ h: _ }0 k4 R& T" |2.) If you spray hair spray on dust bunnies and run over them with roller blades, they can ignite.
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3.) A 3-year old Boy's voice is louder than 200 adults in a crowded restaurant." M# X( B1 H% h" g4 H" ]
n" U: M* H7 l+ ~; t1 J' v4.) If you hook a dog leash over a ceiling fan, the motor is not st rong enough to rotate a 42 pound Boy wearing Batman underwear and a Superman cape. It is strong enough, however, if tied to a paint can, to spread paint on all four walls of a 20x20 ft. room.' Y J" A9 c: @8 W; i% e
) V T6 P2 w I1 i5.) You should not throw baseballs up when the ceiling fan is on. When using a ceiling fan as a bat, you have to throw the ball up a few times before you get a hit. A ceiling fan can hit a baseball a long way. ^4 H+ ]- V0 X# v Q1 B% B7 c4 i
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6.) The glass in windows (even double-pane) doesn't stop a baseball hit by a ceiling fan.
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7.) When you hear the toilet flush and the words 'uh oh', it's already too late.' L: L7 m9 A: h. W8 ?& u$ ]
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8.) Brake fluid mixed with Clorox makes smoke, and lots of it.
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/ \& [) E% d0 Z) {5 P9.) A six-year old Boy can start a fire with a flint rock even though a 36- year old Man says they can only do it in the movies.: k0 k1 o# V3 V
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10.) Certain Lego's will pass through the digestive tract of a 4-year old Boy.1 z0 w8 p, m) g" o; g5 D
+ b" ^$ v! [. U+ i! b U' M3 h9 g11.) Play dough and microwave should not be used in the same sentence.
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8 E; o% V6 M. M) i+ u. e: ?# C3 i12.) Super glue is forever.1 S7 T. [; Z" U3 o! t5 M$ o
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13.) No matter how much Jell-O you put in a swimming pool you still can't walk on water.
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7 f: |5 y8 c$ \; U14.) Pool filters do not like Jell-O., p( g6 {7 ^: Y7 j. M/ z
0 l' Z3 U4 V: K9 `1 f" q15.) VCR's do not eject 'PB & J' sandwiches even though TV commercials show they do. e' @5 V, }7 ], u
8 {; ^: C& D2 h16.) Garbage bags do not make good parachutes.0 f7 B0 i# X% A" v, R
7 D0 G; i B2 D- r" f17.) Marbles in gas tanks make lots of noise when driving.
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3 Z6 r/ A0 O0 W T18.) You probably DO NOT want to know what that odor is.7 _* t z& X& r H0 _# g$ |
* t' f1 A4 e, ^ z' v( u8 a19.) Always look in the oven before you turn it on; plastic toys do not like ovens." d' L; N8 z' G+ b
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20.) The fire department in Austin , TX has a 5-minute response time.5 ]. z8 |! d0 F3 N, Y- i2 ]
9 B/ S5 X1 m1 J' @" a5 ?/ v21.) The spin cycle on the washing machine does not make earthworms dizzy.# U' z7 a+ A3 N- M+ P+ \5 U) d
# C+ r' H5 E* _4 |0 }- ~4 r2 [8 L22.) It will, however, make cats dizzy., {! ~1 I9 O$ g. R/ K9 V
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23.) Cats throw up twice their body weight when dizzy.# s8 j/ s: K4 F# L- o- W3 z9 L1 H
/ l. b Z+ f6 _2 v: J24.) 80% of Women will pass this on to almost all of their friends, with or without kids.0 U8 R9 F/ h& A0 p
5 Q$ S5 U8 k4 `! l* B" h9 K25.) 80% of Men who read this will try mixing the Clorox and brake fluid. |
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