Why Boys Need Parents!

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This is for those mothers’s of boys, sisters of boys, and boys that have grown older. And anyone else who needs a laugh.
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6 k8 b+ n. P5 AWhy boys need parents...

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老杨

And you also find out interesting things when you have sons, like...

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1.) A king size waterbed holds enough water to fill a 2000 sq. ft. house 4 inches deep.
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8 o+ c% F9 V* s5 a+ F. O2.) If you spray hair spray on dust bunnies and run over them with roller blades, they can ignite.
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/ o1 E% V* n! Z3.) A 3-year old Boy's voice is louder than 200 adults in a crowded restaurant.
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6 h9 m1 c+ [0 h4.) If you hook a dog leash over a ceiling fan, the motor is not st rong enough to rotate a 42 pound Boy wearing Batman underwear and a Superman cape. It is strong enough, however, if tied to a paint can, to spread paint on all four walls of a 20x20 ft. room.
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# A2 z# J" v( O$ b. N5.) You should not throw baseballs up when the ceiling fan is on. When using a ceiling fan as a bat, you have to throw the ball up a few times before you get a hit. A ceiling fan can hit a baseball a long way.

' ?1 z. U  \( I6 L( f0 I5 p/ K6.) The glass in windows (even double-pane) doesn't stop a baseball hit by a ceiling fan.
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7.) When you hear the toilet flush and the words 'uh oh', it's already too late.

0 |3 w/ ?" A6 ~8 _9 Y, a; g) L$ S8.) Brake fluid mixed with Clorox makes smoke, and lots of it.
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9.) A six-year old Boy can start a fire with a flint rock even though a 36- year old Man says they can only do it in the movies.

10.) Certain Lego's will pass through the digestive tract of a 4-year old Boy.
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3 W  z6 U0 h9 w% G! R6 g* Y% M11.) Play dough and microwave should not be used in the same sentence.
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12.) Super glue is forever.

13.) No matter how much Jell-O you put in a swimming pool you still can't walk on water.

14.) Pool filters do not like Jell-O.
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& `* e5 U+ ]; L$ s( p4 u15.) VCR's do not eject 'PB & J' sandwiches even though TV commercials show they do.
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! Q$ Q/ w4 C( E+ n% H" F& K16.) Garbage bags do not make good parachutes.

' [& g! {% g$ K( B% M+ m17.) Marbles in gas tanks make lots of noise when driving.

18.) You probably DO NOT want to know what that odor is.
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" `+ n' z, Y9 a! C19.) Always look in the oven before you turn it on; plastic toys do not like ovens.
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20.) The fire department in Austin , TX has a 5-minute response time.
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21.) The spin cycle on the washing machine does not make earthworms dizzy.
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22.) It will, however, make cats dizzy.
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( N; r$ c/ q  }8 `+ U23.) Cats throw up twice their body weight when dizzy.
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0 m; J/ u- i1 }; X% {) n$ |# }24.) 80% of Women will pass this on to almost all of their friends, with or without kids.

, J+ p; ?2 |, W! p. A$ A! ]6 T) S25.) 80% of Men who read this will try mixing the Clorox and brake fluid.

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