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And you also find out interesting things when you have sons, like...2 g( M2 o9 g7 {* p6 w
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$ D, \# \0 ], A1.) A king size waterbed holds enough water to fill a 2000 sq. ft. house 4 inches deep.
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2 J- Y# H! d* P) p3 _2.) If you spray hair spray on dust bunnies and run over them with roller blades, they can ignite.9 U, ^5 z- K* U# \4 e3 t* V& u* y
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3.) A 3-year old Boy's voice is louder than 200 adults in a crowded restaurant.! J* `- {8 R$ y( |% p/ }# B
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4.) If you hook a dog leash over a ceiling fan, the motor is not st rong enough to rotate a 42 pound Boy wearing Batman underwear and a Superman cape. It is strong enough, however, if tied to a paint can, to spread paint on all four walls of a 20x20 ft. room. C0 V- O! u/ a: C0 e" y' ?
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5.) You should not throw baseballs up when the ceiling fan is on. When using a ceiling fan as a bat, you have to throw the ball up a few times before you get a hit. A ceiling fan can hit a baseball a long way.+ Q5 s) `3 m+ I% Z( K1 z
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6.) The glass in windows (even double-pane) doesn't stop a baseball hit by a ceiling fan.
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! _! `6 u* H# Z7.) When you hear the toilet flush and the words 'uh oh', it's already too late.9 g; w! N4 m: g' [1 t; r
. }/ l$ u4 m' w2 S* M8.) Brake fluid mixed with Clorox makes smoke, and lots of it.
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d! o. Z7 ^; _9.) A six-year old Boy can start a fire with a flint rock even though a 36- year old Man says they can only do it in the movies.' ^9 s9 v* L+ h$ N8 h+ E! _
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10.) Certain Lego's will pass through the digestive tract of a 4-year old Boy.
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11.) Play dough and microwave should not be used in the same sentence.
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12.) Super glue is forever.
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13.) No matter how much Jell-O you put in a swimming pool you still can't walk on water.
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14.) Pool filters do not like Jell-O.+ z0 S# ?7 [3 i6 J7 v/ P* K5 M
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16.) Garbage bags do not make good parachutes.
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17.) Marbles in gas tanks make lots of noise when driving.
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18.) You probably DO NOT want to know what that odor is.' i; z. G2 S6 c- P/ C( y7 H
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19.) Always look in the oven before you turn it on; plastic toys do not like ovens.: |# v; }1 K& K- L: K% p
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8 p+ ? D7 R! [5 i9 R- X2 B21.) The spin cycle on the washing machine does not make earthworms dizzy.( C8 o/ K8 B$ f$ o4 u6 v
" L/ A) `8 X- ?2 t e7 B M7 N! e22.) It will, however, make cats dizzy.
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23.) Cats throw up twice their body weight when dizzy.1 q4 E1 y. Z, ^9 M& c) o
' I& d9 i: O- e24.) 80% of Women will pass this on to almost all of their friends, with or without kids.
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25.) 80% of Men who read this will try mixing the Clorox and brake fluid. |
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