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And you also find out interesting things when you have sons, like...
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( P, v) z4 o: x6 ~( U' X& t1.) A king size waterbed holds enough water to fill a 2000 sq. ft. house 4 inches deep.
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: X; G& u* O* S$ y; d. E2.) If you spray hair spray on dust bunnies and run over them with roller blades, they can ignite.' G4 I* |5 M/ v& W
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3.) A 3-year old Boy's voice is louder than 200 adults in a crowded restaurant.
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4.) If you hook a dog leash over a ceiling fan, the motor is not st rong enough to rotate a 42 pound Boy wearing Batman underwear and a Superman cape. It is strong enough, however, if tied to a paint can, to spread paint on all four walls of a 20x20 ft. room.
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) G* H, h/ C- K0 n5.) You should not throw baseballs up when the ceiling fan is on. When using a ceiling fan as a bat, you have to throw the ball up a few times before you get a hit. A ceiling fan can hit a baseball a long way.
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6.) The glass in windows (even double-pane) doesn't stop a baseball hit by a ceiling fan.8 ^$ c$ z8 q# ^
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7.) When you hear the toilet flush and the words 'uh oh', it's already too late.* D9 ^9 n0 e4 ~- N: ^3 f
2 X! A% v8 P K8.) Brake fluid mixed with Clorox makes smoke, and lots of it.5 q u9 ^3 \7 Z, {% [
" |, G" i1 }& c* h9.) A six-year old Boy can start a fire with a flint rock even though a 36- year old Man says they can only do it in the movies.
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9 m% P$ S* ^7 U, }9 w10.) Certain Lego's will pass through the digestive tract of a 4-year old Boy.: R3 P5 W; d V; d* ]1 }
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11.) Play dough and microwave should not be used in the same sentence.
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12.) Super glue is forever.6 J+ ^% l9 V3 D0 @/ r' N
7 p; A( d! @( E. d13.) No matter how much Jell-O you put in a swimming pool you still can't walk on water.6 Q+ O/ H2 i5 d
1 u. j |) K" k) n14.) Pool filters do not like Jell-O.
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15.) VCR's do not eject 'PB & J' sandwiches even though TV commercials show they do.
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16.) Garbage bags do not make good parachutes.( S! o+ F g2 ^9 r5 f' u
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17.) Marbles in gas tanks make lots of noise when driving.
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$ [9 ]# D( f# ~7 w18.) You probably DO NOT want to know what that odor is.0 _* w8 P6 U9 k
& b7 |' C) F* f8 J' r19.) Always look in the oven before you turn it on; plastic toys do not like ovens.
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' m' e W* _9 b- H" z6 v20.) The fire department in Austin , TX has a 5-minute response time.
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21.) The spin cycle on the washing machine does not make earthworms dizzy.2 f' p% K3 {/ p' g) d3 Y
! u3 e6 b, P% N# T$ B22.) It will, however, make cats dizzy.+ h; g" G% [! o3 L) d3 z% u
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23.) Cats throw up twice their body weight when dizzy.; t# T9 G5 C+ e- C, \
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24.) 80% of Women will pass this on to almost all of their friends, with or without kids.
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25.) 80% of Men who read this will try mixing the Clorox and brake fluid. |
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