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And you also find out interesting things when you have sons, like...$ y# m% m: W6 J( d: {2 J0 l
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; E2 A4 N7 t+ {( |% p9 c" a) P1.) A king size waterbed holds enough water to fill a 2000 sq. ft. house 4 inches deep.
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2.) If you spray hair spray on dust bunnies and run over them with roller blades, they can ignite.
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3.) A 3-year old Boy's voice is louder than 200 adults in a crowded restaurant.
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4.) If you hook a dog leash over a ceiling fan, the motor is not st rong enough to rotate a 42 pound Boy wearing Batman underwear and a Superman cape. It is strong enough, however, if tied to a paint can, to spread paint on all four walls of a 20x20 ft. room.
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5.) You should not throw baseballs up when the ceiling fan is on. When using a ceiling fan as a bat, you have to throw the ball up a few times before you get a hit. A ceiling fan can hit a baseball a long way.. `- }, }/ _# w( v9 f( n0 @
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6.) The glass in windows (even double-pane) doesn't stop a baseball hit by a ceiling fan.
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$ s% @( }- B) |+ G0 {; C0 r7.) When you hear the toilet flush and the words 'uh oh', it's already too late.
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8.) Brake fluid mixed with Clorox makes smoke, and lots of it.
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1 B8 d; W' t( J9.) A six-year old Boy can start a fire with a flint rock even though a 36- year old Man says they can only do it in the movies.3 h5 ~( w0 {% O) w' @
" ?! D6 C0 L" S% @10.) Certain Lego's will pass through the digestive tract of a 4-year old Boy.
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8 Q4 ]( d% T( r' Z! c; T11.) Play dough and microwave should not be used in the same sentence.0 h. m5 E3 G- C
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12.) Super glue is forever.; L% S6 B# {; k% R4 k
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13.) No matter how much Jell-O you put in a swimming pool you still can't walk on water.
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& l. |8 l5 i' ~, R14.) Pool filters do not like Jell-O., E0 V& ]. u \9 D$ V/ G5 Q
/ }) {6 l2 q# j7 i# y" m9 X15.) VCR's do not eject 'PB & J' sandwiches even though TV commercials show they do.# r5 k: S2 t! f
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16.) Garbage bags do not make good parachutes.+ k. e' i2 ^- q! Q
* Y$ q3 ]. w# P) ?% B6 Z17.) Marbles in gas tanks make lots of noise when driving.
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18.) You probably DO NOT want to know what that odor is.
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+ \1 X `* v" z3 o: [19.) Always look in the oven before you turn it on; plastic toys do not like ovens.
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20.) The fire department in Austin , TX has a 5-minute response time.2 I" Q* ] Y) ]9 Q$ ~
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21.) The spin cycle on the washing machine does not make earthworms dizzy.
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$ l$ w' j' z) f# Z% g0 Z22.) It will, however, make cats dizzy.
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5 b/ {% V4 p e4 X23.) Cats throw up twice their body weight when dizzy.
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/ K. B4 b; A( T5 L. {( N24.) 80% of Women will pass this on to almost all of their friends, with or without kids.* F" z) t* I# _% ^2 D8 G3 u y
( z1 u: F$ Q( r. t25.) 80% of Men who read this will try mixing the Clorox and brake fluid. |
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