Why Boys Need Parents!

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This is for those mothers’s of boys, sisters of boys, and boys that have grown older. And anyone else who needs a laugh.

Why boys need parents...

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And you also find out interesting things when you have sons, like...
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) \, x2 U" H& l3 |1.) A king size waterbed holds enough water to fill a 2000 sq. ft. house 4 inches deep.

2.) If you spray hair spray on dust bunnies and run over them with roller blades, they can ignite.
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3.) A 3-year old Boy's voice is louder than 200 adults in a crowded restaurant.
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4.) If you hook a dog leash over a ceiling fan, the motor is not st rong enough to rotate a 42 pound Boy wearing Batman underwear and a Superman cape. It is strong enough, however, if tied to a paint can, to spread paint on all four walls of a 20x20 ft. room.

& e$ L  x+ s6 {  l: E+ g4 g4 A5.) You should not throw baseballs up when the ceiling fan is on. When using a ceiling fan as a bat, you have to throw the ball up a few times before you get a hit. A ceiling fan can hit a baseball a long way.
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8 S( P* `) n/ f3 A+ w0 O+ y- A6.) The glass in windows (even double-pane) doesn't stop a baseball hit by a ceiling fan.

% y' D/ [/ `- W7.) When you hear the toilet flush and the words 'uh oh', it's already too late.
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8.) Brake fluid mixed with Clorox makes smoke, and lots of it.
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6 X$ ]# H7 |5 e( O& X/ Z% K& h3 }9.) A six-year old Boy can start a fire with a flint rock even though a 36- year old Man says they can only do it in the movies.
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10.) Certain Lego's will pass through the digestive tract of a 4-year old Boy.

: h. W! A/ ^1 H. y' ~11.) Play dough and microwave should not be used in the same sentence.
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: X4 ]; F' k  X9 b! D+ W* q: M9 U12.) Super glue is forever.
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13.) No matter how much Jell-O you put in a swimming pool you still can't walk on water.
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14.) Pool filters do not like Jell-O.
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+ P2 d* o1 Q3 i5 @4 F; S6 x15.) VCR's do not eject 'PB & J' sandwiches even though TV commercials show they do.

1 A& i7 v4 a6 @; A16.) Garbage bags do not make good parachutes.

17.) Marbles in gas tanks make lots of noise when driving.

+ M5 f$ j! f1 H8 r2 A0 R/ T( R0 c18.) You probably DO NOT want to know what that odor is.

/ x8 U& Q- ?% l  A' |. M19.) Always look in the oven before you turn it on; plastic toys do not like ovens.
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20.) The fire department in Austin , TX has a 5-minute response time.

21.) The spin cycle on the washing machine does not make earthworms dizzy.

' S0 ^7 J7 }/ `: m4 W' @; E22.) It will, however, make cats dizzy.
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; y' m8 h4 L! V. s1 l. v( _23.) Cats throw up twice their body weight when dizzy.
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24.) 80% of Women will pass this on to almost all of their friends, with or without kids.
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25.) 80% of Men who read this will try mixing the Clorox and brake fluid.

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