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 One morning the husband returns after several hours of fishing and decides to take a nap. Although not familiar with the lake, the wife decides to take the boat out. She motors out a short distance, anchors, and reads her book.
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2 U* f( v! p. \4 X! K$ z7 j7 NAlong comes a Game Warden in his boat. He pulls up alongside the woman and says, 'Good morning, Ma'am. What are you doing?' 3 Z4 ~* s6 L3 i
'Reading a book,' she replies, (thinking, 'Isn't that obvious?')
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: x( Z# M4 S3 S'You're in a Restricted Fishing Area,' he informs her
( O+ N% H$ C! f* f'I'm sorry, officer, but I'm not fishing. I'm reading' 7 y4 Z; |7 K9 C8 e k
'Yes, but you have all the equipment. For all I know you co uld start at any moment. I'll have to take you in and write you up.'
W. b' \) Y: i `6 N" X8 T'For reading a book,' she replies 2 F/ e5 j/ l2 V/ F f
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'You're in a Restricted Fishing Area,' he informs her again.
8 Y! r/ d5 C6 \6 X; N8 Y'I'm sorry, officer, but I'm not fishing. I'm reading' 4 u; j- M2 g+ e1 ~; A
'Yes, but you have all the equipment. You could start at any moment. I'll have to take you in and write you up.' N" i2 X; b: ~, ~1 i7 k0 `
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'If you do that, I'll have to charge you with Sexual assault,' says the woman. 7 l- K |( Y" y
'But I haven't even touched you,' says the game warden. * L) f! E1 g' z) @2 V# W+ r
'That's true, but you have all the equipment. For all I know you could start at any moment.'
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'Have a nice day ma'am,' and he left.
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