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Never Argue with a Woman

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发表于 2008-11-21 13:21 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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One morning the husband returns after several hours of fishing and decides to take a nap. Although not familiar with the lake, the wife decides to take the boat out. She motors out a short distance, anchors, and reads her book. / w% A$ `# {: s1 w* f

2 m+ g6 n, L; }Along comes a Game Warden in his boat. He pulls up alongside the woman and says, 'Good morning, Ma'am. What are you doing?'
. ?5 g2 f7 G& a, ~6 s, Q3 b" }& B'Reading a book,' she replies, (thinking, 'Isn't that obvious?')   
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- b4 I' e2 @: W6 k'You're in a Restricted Fishing Area,' he informs her # v' }# P; V5 Z* s& d$ ~& S! x; R! L
'I'm sorry, officer, but I'm not fishing. I'm reading'   
) r3 @$ h  J& u" c& H+ H. l'Yes, but you have all the equipment. For all I know you co uld start at any moment. I'll have to take you in and write you up.' : e9 U. i( A0 ~' C/ b3 u
'For reading a book,' she replies
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'You're in a Restricted Fishing Area,' he informs her again.
, F2 s5 c  s$ ^( O9 a; J'I'm sorry, officer, but I'm not fishing. I'm reading' ) J. `  p- I1 j' A/ s5 W3 W! ?
'Yes, but you have all the equipment. You could start at any moment. I'll have to take you in and write you up.'
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'If you do that, I'll have to charge you with Sexual assault,' says the woman.   9 T& k) U% W, w( [
'But I haven't even touched you,' says the game warden. 1 P- d7 f/ |3 M" f4 e8 G% e
'That's true, but you have all the equipment. For all I know you could start at any moment.'   9 e9 m* n: q8 a5 c7 m$ l9 h

  j, O5 r4 O0 l8 |2 W# H( M0 `# S  e'Have a nice day ma'am,' and he left.

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[ 本帖最后由 秋染红叶 于 2008-11-21 13:48 编辑 ]
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发表于 2008-11-21 13:24 | 显示全部楼层
Having the equipment does not mean that he will start at any moment. 3 j  [  I" t: |
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But a funny story. * u& X# |- z- U* Y' J: W

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发表于 2008-11-21 13:24 | 显示全部楼层
不敢ARGUE
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发表于 2008-11-21 20:22 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队 追求完美
Never argue with a woman,especially a wise one.
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发表于 2008-11-21 20:36 | 显示全部楼层
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发表于 2008-11-21 23:32 | 显示全部楼层
smart
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发表于 2008-11-23 10:51 | 显示全部楼层
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+ Y0 U  y2 q4 T[ 本帖最后由 gep0028 于 2008-11-23 10:56 编辑 ]
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发表于 2008-11-24 02:04 | 显示全部楼层
She is right. He has all the equipment.
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发表于 2008-11-24 11:35 | 显示全部楼层
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