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Never Argue with a Woman

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发表于 2008-11-21 13:21 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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One morning the husband returns after several hours of fishing and decides to take a nap. Although not familiar with the lake, the wife decides to take the boat out. She motors out a short distance, anchors, and reads her book. % H7 o& ?1 {1 L
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Along comes a Game Warden in his boat. He pulls up alongside the woman and says, 'Good morning, Ma'am. What are you doing?'
9 O$ z/ {5 ^4 Q* m6 ^'Reading a book,' she replies, (thinking, 'Isn't that obvious?')   * D& B& i& Z0 i: q% V$ v; d# d. E. k
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'You're in a Restricted Fishing Area,' he informs her
4 u" F9 h5 u  J'I'm sorry, officer, but I'm not fishing. I'm reading'   
; I4 L' s. m- Z'Yes, but you have all the equipment. For all I know you co uld start at any moment. I'll have to take you in and write you up.' $ O4 H" c' x/ ~+ Y2 b# U
'For reading a book,' she replies 5 o# f' u2 M( R% L1 u
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'You're in a Restricted Fishing Area,' he informs her again. - D( N( O5 H/ Y, z8 \6 Z# b' h
'I'm sorry, officer, but I'm not fishing. I'm reading'
8 s  V' r: ~6 p2 Y: \6 ?: X'Yes, but you have all the equipment. You could start at any moment. I'll have to take you in and write you up.'
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'If you do that, I'll have to charge you with Sexual assault,' says the woman.   ( o) C% I/ G& b  [
'But I haven't even touched you,' says the game warden. 3 d: U$ j0 Q  v
'That's true, but you have all the equipment. For all I know you could start at any moment.'   
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( A0 R6 M& N7 {! L. h+ l9 }5 M8 y'Have a nice day ma'am,' and he left.

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. T4 r4 ~; S( }1 S8 O# [+ G$ H[ 本帖最后由 秋染红叶 于 2008-11-21 13:48 编辑 ]
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发表于 2008-11-21 13:24 | 显示全部楼层
Having the equipment does not mean that he will start at any moment. 0 Z2 E" P  n4 y; O" k

9 T) t7 Q- j8 W) Q3 e( KBut a funny story. " O, R4 g4 _( V. h" r- g
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发表于 2008-11-21 13:24 | 显示全部楼层
不敢ARGUE
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发表于 2008-11-21 20:22 | 显示全部楼层
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Never argue with a woman,especially a wise one.
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发表于 2008-11-21 20:36 | 显示全部楼层
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发表于 2008-11-21 23:32 | 显示全部楼层
smart
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发表于 2008-11-23 10:51 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
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发表于 2008-11-24 02:04 | 显示全部楼层
She is right. He has all the equipment.
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发表于 2008-11-24 11:35 | 显示全部楼层
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