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 One morning the husband returns after several hours of fishing and decides to take a nap. Although not familiar with the lake, the wife decides to take the boat out. She motors out a short distance, anchors, and reads her book.
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y' P& @5 j, ^5 g- vAlong comes a Game Warden in his boat. He pulls up alongside the woman and says, 'Good morning, Ma'am. What are you doing?' , G% z9 c0 C" `$ x3 h
'Reading a book,' she replies, (thinking, 'Isn't that obvious?')
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'You're in a Restricted Fishing Area,' he informs her
" a h4 _' u4 o s'I'm sorry, officer, but I'm not fishing. I'm reading' ( j4 A2 c, d+ @$ m0 R
'Yes, but you have all the equipment. For all I know you co uld start at any moment. I'll have to take you in and write you up.'
/ k4 R' F- {) F7 a3 F'For reading a book,' she replies
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'You're in a Restricted Fishing Area,' he informs her again. : `% D; W& b5 x! p, p$ \
'I'm sorry, officer, but I'm not fishing. I'm reading'
: d- y" U+ U6 u' d/ l" x'Yes, but you have all the equipment. You could start at any moment. I'll have to take you in and write you up.' + g Z5 E+ h& X, A# x: ?# ]% P0 d
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'If you do that, I'll have to charge you with Sexual assault,' says the woman. - s' m: W9 B4 R5 D$ o3 K
'But I haven't even touched you,' says the game warden. & R! Y. M1 }& f$ s% X5 ^
'That's true, but you have all the equipment. For all I know you could start at any moment.' " m6 p5 [+ R" Q" h" _- `
' _0 s2 V3 _. j. @: g3 e( k4 @'Have a nice day ma'am,' and he left.
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& U) i! M$ G7 ^+ p/ d5 _+ p[ 本帖最后由 秋染红叶 于 2008-11-21 13:48 编辑 ] |
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