Never Argue with a Woman

秋染红叶

One morning the husband returns after several hours of fishing and decides to take a nap. Although not familiar with the lake, the wife decides to take the boat out. She motors out a short distance, anchors, and reads her book.

Along comes a Game Warden in his boat. He pulls up alongside the woman and says, 'Good morning, Ma'am. What are you doing?'
0 _2 ?) q9 Y( X7 s'Reading a book,' she replies, (thinking, 'Isn't that obvious?')   
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'You're in a Restricted Fishing Area,' he informs her
3 q2 G: r. ~. P'I'm sorry, officer, but I'm not fishing. I'm reading'   
'Yes, but you have all the equipment. For all I know you co uld start at any moment. I'll have to take you in and write you up.'
'For reading a book,' she replies
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'You're in a Restricted Fishing Area,' he informs her again.
'I'm sorry, officer, but I'm not fishing. I'm reading'
  z8 e8 E. U0 {* _# y' t% o0 H'Yes, but you have all the equipment. You could start at any moment. I'll have to take you in and write you up.'
  
/ m' S2 {% f2 C- d1 q' q. J'If you do that, I'll have to charge you with Sexual assault,' says the woman.   
" I$ F+ j6 _! f; W 'But I haven't even touched you,' says the game warden.
) E  I  k& g3 O, b- V'That's true, but you have all the equipment. For all I know you could start at any moment.'   

' D4 _" |! m& T8 S; k1 \3 B9 J! v'Have a nice day ma'am,' and he left.

: N4 x8 \2 {! C0 f[ 本帖最后由 秋染红叶 于 2008-11-21 13:48 编辑 ]

billzhao

Having the equipment does not mean that he will start at any moment.

But a funny story.
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irish

不敢ARGUE

睡懒觉的闹钟

Never argue with a woman,especially a wise one.

benjaminhan

vanish

smart

gep0028

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sweetspot

She is right. He has all the equipment.

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