Never Argue with a Woman

秋染红叶

One morning the husband returns after several hours of fishing and decides to take a nap. Although not familiar with the lake, the wife decides to take the boat out. She motors out a short distance, anchors, and reads her book.

Along comes a Game Warden in his boat. He pulls up alongside the woman and says, 'Good morning, Ma'am. What are you doing?'
9 O$ z/ {5 ^4 Q* m6 ^'Reading a book,' she replies, (thinking, 'Isn't that obvious?')   

'You're in a Restricted Fishing Area,' he informs her
4 u" F9 h5 u  J'I'm sorry, officer, but I'm not fishing. I'm reading'   
; I4 L' s. m- Z'Yes, but you have all the equipment. For all I know you co uld start at any moment. I'll have to take you in and write you up.'
'For reading a book,' she replies
  
'You're in a Restricted Fishing Area,' he informs her again.
'I'm sorry, officer, but I'm not fishing. I'm reading'
8 s  V' r: ~6 p2 Y: \6 ?: X'Yes, but you have all the equipment. You could start at any moment. I'll have to take you in and write you up.'
: `/ ^' p: O; ^7 [$ |  
'If you do that, I'll have to charge you with Sexual assault,' says the woman.   
'But I haven't even touched you,' says the game warden.
'That's true, but you have all the equipment. For all I know you could start at any moment.'   
5 u& G# a" }! Y
( A0 R6 M& N7 {! L. h+ l9 }5 M8 y'Have a nice day ma'am,' and he left.
. x& [: S/ b9 u- z* I$ J
. T4 r4 ~; S( }1 S8 O# [+ G$ H[ 本帖最后由 秋染红叶 于 2008-11-21 13:48 编辑 ]

billzhao

Having the equipment does not mean that he will start at any moment.

9 T) t7 Q- j8 W) Q3 e( KBut a funny story.

:)

irish

不敢ARGUE

睡懒觉的闹钟

Never argue with a woman,especially a wise one.

benjaminhan

vanish

smart

gep0028

HAVE A LOOK



最爽的桌面创意图片  
仙侣2北美版

- F/ f/ m7 X2 s- ^+ w# I. {[ 本帖最后由 gep0028 于 2008-11-23 10:56 编辑 ]

sweetspot

She is right. He has all the equipment.

缠绵雨