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Never Argue with a Woman

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发表于 2008-11-21 13:21 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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One morning the husband returns after several hours of fishing and decides to take a nap. Although not familiar with the lake, the wife decides to take the boat out. She motors out a short distance, anchors, and reads her book.
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- V. b0 {' j. Q5 iAlong comes a Game Warden in his boat. He pulls up alongside the woman and says, 'Good morning, Ma'am. What are you doing?' ! K/ `' ~$ U& b* m5 g
'Reading a book,' she replies, (thinking, 'Isn't that obvious?')   
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/ A0 i, {+ V0 {7 D0 x- Z'You're in a Restricted Fishing Area,' he informs her * {& ^3 G6 |5 |
'I'm sorry, officer, but I'm not fishing. I'm reading'   
: {/ w! B- e% H'Yes, but you have all the equipment. For all I know you co uld start at any moment. I'll have to take you in and write you up.'
4 I( ~1 P7 P7 W0 K# q3 T0 m'For reading a book,' she replies
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4 |. n8 B6 G1 L* O" f7 e'You're in a Restricted Fishing Area,' he informs her again.
6 S7 P& x+ ^5 D$ ~4 `'I'm sorry, officer, but I'm not fishing. I'm reading' / c# ]. s. B  n& ~
'Yes, but you have all the equipment. You could start at any moment. I'll have to take you in and write you up.'
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- l2 ^7 X) e4 h& L'If you do that, I'll have to charge you with Sexual assault,' says the woman.   - f+ r& i  L1 F8 ]: ]1 r. e# h
'But I haven't even touched you,' says the game warden. $ }6 D2 x7 Y0 m+ F
'That's true, but you have all the equipment. For all I know you could start at any moment.'   
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& h1 G+ B& f  N) A6 Q'Have a nice day ma'am,' and he left.

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3 @$ ~% Q. p5 e. z! D+ k7 F1 Y[ 本帖最后由 秋染红叶 于 2008-11-21 13:48 编辑 ]
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发表于 2008-11-21 13:24 | 显示全部楼层
Having the equipment does not mean that he will start at any moment.
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1 T% o4 H1 i. hBut a funny story.
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发表于 2008-11-21 13:24 | 显示全部楼层
不敢ARGUE
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发表于 2008-11-21 20:22 | 显示全部楼层
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Never argue with a woman,especially a wise one.
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发表于 2008-11-21 20:36 | 显示全部楼层
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发表于 2008-11-21 23:32 | 显示全部楼层
smart
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发表于 2008-11-23 10:51 | 显示全部楼层
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发表于 2008-11-24 02:04 | 显示全部楼层
She is right. He has all the equipment.
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发表于 2008-11-24 11:35 | 显示全部楼层
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