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Never Argue with a Woman

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发表于 2008-11-21 13:21 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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One morning the husband returns after several hours of fishing and decides to take a nap. Although not familiar with the lake, the wife decides to take the boat out. She motors out a short distance, anchors, and reads her book.
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# j3 i  D( u7 l' H4 e, E# aAlong comes a Game Warden in his boat. He pulls up alongside the woman and says, 'Good morning, Ma'am. What are you doing?'   z: j5 h# L. `
'Reading a book,' she replies, (thinking, 'Isn't that obvious?')   
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# d) x1 T3 U  K1 J0 E'You're in a Restricted Fishing Area,' he informs her
8 M2 `0 W1 `8 x'I'm sorry, officer, but I'm not fishing. I'm reading'   , J9 u# L8 w& L1 o; o
'Yes, but you have all the equipment. For all I know you co uld start at any moment. I'll have to take you in and write you up.'
, e# ~/ b: h0 ?& b3 K6 u) r; g1 Q! [0 ^'For reading a book,' she replies
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'You're in a Restricted Fishing Area,' he informs her again.
3 k2 D+ W$ ^$ H$ J/ X9 \5 ?) c'I'm sorry, officer, but I'm not fishing. I'm reading'
4 S5 J$ t; B: d! E' t'Yes, but you have all the equipment. You could start at any moment. I'll have to take you in and write you up.'
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0 ~# F& @- L' k' Z1 ~9 T'If you do that, I'll have to charge you with Sexual assault,' says the woman.   
4 s/ U( F# g+ H$ Y* w# O( N 'But I haven't even touched you,' says the game warden. ( N  |. G3 A# p+ y6 S4 |5 e+ c
'That's true, but you have all the equipment. For all I know you could start at any moment.'   
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* K8 y' I, W1 c) t5 ^! S9 [6 W6 _3 ?8 }'Have a nice day ma'am,' and he left.
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[ 本帖最后由 秋染红叶 于 2008-11-21 13:48 编辑 ]
鲜花(152) 鸡蛋(1)
发表于 2008-11-21 13:24 | 显示全部楼层
Having the equipment does not mean that he will start at any moment.
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. q0 N) f/ x2 c7 L) i, _% cBut a funny story. 2 z' `% r8 W3 [" s4 s
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发表于 2008-11-21 13:24 | 显示全部楼层
不敢ARGUE
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发表于 2008-11-21 20:22 | 显示全部楼层
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Never argue with a woman,especially a wise one.
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发表于 2008-11-21 20:36 | 显示全部楼层
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发表于 2008-11-21 23:32 | 显示全部楼层
smart
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发表于 2008-11-23 10:51 | 显示全部楼层
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[ 本帖最后由 gep0028 于 2008-11-23 10:56 编辑 ]
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发表于 2008-11-24 02:04 | 显示全部楼层
She is right. He has all the equipment.
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发表于 2008-11-24 11:35 | 显示全部楼层
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