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Don't tell me your age; you probably would tell a falsehood anyway---but your waiter may know!
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> YOUR AGE BY DINER & RESTAURANT MATH
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1 N8 _+ T6 G. I- d( n% `" u# N0 y> This is pretty neat !!
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- P9 y M" ?+ P; |+ n6 F, i> DON'T CHEAT BY SCROLLING DOWN FIRST! It takes less than a minute. Work this out as you read.
# F: g' d; }9 d- S+ N- z# G- z3 o" M> Be sure you don't read the bottom until you've worked it out! " O/ {/ L/ O/ {' G
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; M$ Y5 U% a& Y2 O) F6 L> This is not one of those waste of time things, it's really fun. 5 v5 K4 ~8 O7 i! x* M
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+ q! q6 _- D T& k& O, ?! R> 1. First of all, pick the number of times a week that you would like to go out to eat. (more than once but less than 10, tried, o also works)
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6 b' J' r* R9 v; r3 N, y& y> 2. Multiply this number by 2 (just to be bold) : v4 |. i6 p; n. `' v, i
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) V/ z: ?9 `2 H1 H! r> 3. Add 5
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- D! R+ O. M, I# ~. Y1 v; t5 i> 4. Multiply it by 50
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0 [, ? a$ I: m7 _% J> 5. If you have already had your birthday this year add 1758... ; If you haven't, add 1757. $ R/ h/ ^0 n' V9 Q
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3 n4 l4 w/ s% g9 M6 N9 a> You should have a three digit number
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5 v8 e% @" ]) |* ^: q) D2 \> The first digit of this was your original number(I.e., How many times you want to go out to restaurants in a week.) 7 a, |: W1 Y$ ]+ ]7 h7 Y# X" [6 W
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. r1 U" U$ @0 O' H' \7 p7 l8 \> The next two numbers are / a2 |8 V0 X. U- \0 X9 q" ]
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> YOUR AGE ! ------ (Oh YES, it is !) 7 w: i! t7 }' `! q1 u7 b( ^
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> THIS IS THE ONLY YEAR (2008) IT WILL EVER WORK, SO SPREAD IT AROUND WHILE IT LASTS |
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