埃德蒙顿华人社区-Edmonton China

 找回密码
 注册
查看: 3106|回复: 0

PROPERLY PLACE NEW EMPLOYEES

[复制链接]
鲜花(1) 鸡蛋(0)
发表于 2008-10-31 11:53 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
1.Put 400 bricks in a closed room.  x; S3 k! x& ?2 e+ y
9 a7 E- P4 }# L
2. Put your new employees in the room and close the door.8 g0 b0 p5 }) q5 t  g

7 }8 i; ^0 q9 t3 R3 Y, j3. Leave them alone and come back after 6 hours.
5 e, T0 |$ w& u( n% j/ f# f
* Q. B% h5 e1 B& P4. Then analyze the situation:
+ [) U$ i$ M3 U6 u" j* C! T6 U) P- J

+ j6 h7 [, q3 O" z) va. If they are counting the bricks, put them in the Accounting Department.1 Q, S4 \+ z" A1 n: D: H- y6 P$ T9 p2 C
  M# _" Y! r3 ]; _' a
b. If they are recounting them, put them in Auditing.  O" N$ X' |9 W. `7 n1 {( a) t
3 x* w4 ~7 w, r4 S' z7 e
c. If they have messed up the whole place with the bricks, put then in Engineering.
3 `  g: n# b& N8 P- j1 U4 N) {" G
* |* @# O2 E. t6 L" o0 F7 cd. If they are arranging the bricks in some strange order, put them in Planning.
6 j2 n/ a9 @, q5 i; E# X- B: m
# e8 n$ w5 y; D, `e. If they are throwing the bricks at each other, put them in Operations.
7 x+ a2 K5 b/ B/ }# f! q: X5 J# p4 R2 t$ ]- d. O# _! @
f. If they are sleeping, put them in Security.
- l  h% O& w) I
% \( r+ l, W. ag. If they have broken the bricks into pieces, put them in Information Technology.$ \- p% G( O; L' s1 X* Q4 }' H2 _

" k9 U$ B- S* o2 E" F7 @/ uh. If they are sitting idle, put them in Human Resources.+ x2 p7 I; X2 X  I- s

( g/ x7 `( |3 n$ j2 K$ xi. If they say they have tried different combinations and they are looking for more, yet not a brick has been moved, put them in Sales.$ q7 s+ b. g% v/ j2 u, w( _5 b  K

9 e6 \) w: U; j2 o; Tj. If they have already left for the day, put them in Marketing.' Q( t* l; Q  a7 W

" f' O% ^3 I, R4 w3 mk. If they are staring out of the window, put them in Strategic Planning.0 h- }; k. d1 D/ A+ G4 \
" x; F% D6 b9 q
l. If they are talking to each other, and not a single brick has been moved, congratulate them and put them in Top Management .& }: |! K9 J1 v( j
0 u; x2 _+ x% Z( f( ~- |& v! q
Finally, if they have surrounded themselves with bricks in such a way that they can neither be seen nor heard from, put them in Government.
您需要登录后才可以回帖 登录 | 注册

本版积分规则

联系我们|小黑屋|手机版|Archiver|埃德蒙顿中文网

GMT-7, 2026-3-15 08:04 , Processed in 0.197760 second(s), 10 queries , Gzip On, APC On.

Powered by Discuz! X3.4

Copyright © 2001-2021, Tencent Cloud.

快速回复 返回顶部 返回列表