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PROPERLY PLACE NEW EMPLOYEES

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发表于 2008-10-31 11:53 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
1.Put 400 bricks in a closed room.
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" W& d6 H& T$ b# W6 N: L! X2. Put your new employees in the room and close the door.
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8 E7 p! k" \% H! W( M' v3. Leave them alone and come back after 6 hours.
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4. Then analyze the situation:
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a. If they are counting the bricks, put them in the Accounting Department.* c: l" w) ?1 E( u

9 J" Z- w9 \; Ib. If they are recounting them, put them in Auditing.1 r! n& |0 }4 M7 i; l. s+ J6 e" ~8 x

0 U1 x$ B$ Q  e# ?c. If they have messed up the whole place with the bricks, put then in Engineering.7 |; v4 `+ X( S
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d. If they are arranging the bricks in some strange order, put them in Planning.9 G8 j+ f6 g4 k4 I
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e. If they are throwing the bricks at each other, put them in Operations.. r' z6 m' ?$ d& W3 m, ]
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f. If they are sleeping, put them in Security.5 i8 d+ B' D/ Z4 n
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g. If they have broken the bricks into pieces, put them in Information Technology.8 d: }* q7 d8 z+ o3 O9 }! R

! B- s; P0 Y* \& w1 H  F. i- o- I. qh. If they are sitting idle, put them in Human Resources.
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/ o  K, [) P; C" vi. If they say they have tried different combinations and they are looking for more, yet not a brick has been moved, put them in Sales.) y0 S! R2 w: x6 z$ ?" H3 b, z
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j. If they have already left for the day, put them in Marketing.% c% O6 @6 ^& b; s7 J2 i7 H
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k. If they are staring out of the window, put them in Strategic Planning.* \/ R, w1 H$ Q, O+ }
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l. If they are talking to each other, and not a single brick has been moved, congratulate them and put them in Top Management .* e& W1 ]* e+ I! R& K- ]

/ W5 n& [8 t5 u. {# JFinally, if they have surrounded themselves with bricks in such a way that they can neither be seen nor heard from, put them in Government.
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