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PROPERLY PLACE NEW EMPLOYEES

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发表于 2008-10-31 11:53 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
1.Put 400 bricks in a closed room.
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1 `+ I  d1 T3 R% s5 @; [. R2. Put your new employees in the room and close the door.
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1 g% f) k2 d& f+ W( p$ A3. Leave them alone and come back after 6 hours.
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4. Then analyze the situation:& U* a, F9 I; C* G
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a. If they are counting the bricks, put them in the Accounting Department.7 {. k" l! S* p
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b. If they are recounting them, put them in Auditing.9 E" L' A/ t) V4 C3 z0 |6 x
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c. If they have messed up the whole place with the bricks, put then in Engineering.3 V: _( H4 K7 k0 j# P

( a4 x( B& |' r; G  c  {d. If they are arranging the bricks in some strange order, put them in Planning.
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e. If they are throwing the bricks at each other, put them in Operations.
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f. If they are sleeping, put them in Security.4 p! C+ H+ }+ C, K7 l! P

2 S2 k" }7 _& t) ^# q% t; {3 n" E* Zg. If they have broken the bricks into pieces, put them in Information Technology.
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h. If they are sitting idle, put them in Human Resources.- ^  `% f7 a6 H# x6 i. w

7 X% |7 A# q# K4 @0 t' Xi. If they say they have tried different combinations and they are looking for more, yet not a brick has been moved, put them in Sales.
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j. If they have already left for the day, put them in Marketing.
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k. If they are staring out of the window, put them in Strategic Planning.
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l. If they are talking to each other, and not a single brick has been moved, congratulate them and put them in Top Management .
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' y6 W  Z/ a4 P: b8 nFinally, if they have surrounded themselves with bricks in such a way that they can neither be seen nor heard from, put them in Government.
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