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发表于 2008-10-31 10:58 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a1 ^4 k: S$ I- M/ _/ `& h
long flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb* ]+ v! A6 U* Y2 f
that he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if5 b' Q$ t( Q% Y# u
the newfie would like to play a fun game.
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The newfie is tired and just wants to take a nap, so  Q2 W1 o. u2 m5 K) V/ c
he politely declines and tries to catch a few winks. The. m* {: l1 z7 H  @: @% ]0 l
lawyer persists, and says that the game is a lot of fun. I
+ r$ t5 s7 s+ ~ask you a question, and if you don't know the answer,
/ x, d# e4 D5 t+ A( l4 oyou pay me only $5.
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8 V7 Q, l/ o2 T  p+ E7 H" X You ask me one, and if I don't know the answer, I
+ l* O7 {6 H- Y: B8 L will pay you $500.
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8 T- }8 ~; c- }/ f) B This catches the newfie's attention and to keep1 A3 {5 F' U6 r
the lawyer quiet, he agrees to play the game. 7 I8 Q7 L' G" M4 s0 i
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The lawyer asks the first question. 'What's
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The newfie doesn't say a word, reaches in his: r7 b' [0 Z5 ?- W7 t; w+ E$ l8 s" p
pocket pulls out a five-dollar bill, and hands it to the. m. N5 k& C4 w# _( R* s; F
lawyer. 0 W3 _! g- n6 ?( \: h! w6 _) Z3 }& Y
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Now, it's the newfie's turn.0 }/ t7 T/ c' z  ?" |. @% u6 N
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He asks the lawyer, 'What goes up a hill with7 B* N3 d6 e+ H% h4 |- A+ z
three legs, and comes down with four?'
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' n8 r" g# I1 O' r  G1 ?* AThe lawyer uses his laptop and searches all
8 A* V% l# ?/ U( l; z" q0 w: V& W, p8 }references he could find on the Net. He sends e-mails to all( l- H) Q: Y; |$ H
the smart friends he knows, all to no avail. After one hour
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hands him $500. The newfie pockets the $500 and goes right2 ]& j! V+ R! U; e
back to sleep. 3 p# L6 l6 P* {$ E: O, z
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The lawyer is going nuts not knowing the answer. He5 X# N/ p# w( t5 k: H/ m; T. h5 ^
wakes the newfie up and asks,
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'Well, so what goes up a hill with three legs and; a1 F- Z- T& w
comes down with four?'
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" O0 G3 G1 @, q, G' g8 J6 `$ `The newfie reaches in his pocket, hands the lawyer $5
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发表于 2008-10-31 13:41 | 显示全部楼层
So funny!
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# P0 O) b8 I+ P( a, e2 hLawyers are not that smart as we suppose, eh?
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发表于 2008-10-31 20:17 | 显示全部楼层
so nice
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发表于 2008-11-2 08:50 | 显示全部楼层

Penis Study

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>>  Several years ago, Great Britain funded a study to determine why the
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8 u* n& C, K- P- I>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft. The study took two
. Q/ l5 e! G! B) M- y7 X>>years and cost over $180,000. The results concluded that the reason # m8 @; k2 f; q0 \
>>the head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to provide the 4 J7 k7 S- O7 D  ~
>>man with more pleasure during sex. After the results were published, & [* L# `8 x- V/ {
>>the French declared that the British were wrong and decided to conduct
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>>their own study of the same subject.  After three years of research
( c4 u% b# L- {) k8 i1 x>>and a cost in excess of $250,000, they concluded that the head of a ; r- w* ?8 T) @/ g
>>man's penis is larger than the shaft to provide the woman with more
7 d) L) ?+ ^! `>>sexual pleasure. When the results of the French study were released,
7 }1 g$ |  x' k( B( N" b: _>>Newfoundland decided  to conduct its own study. So, after nearly three% ?; k1 b( {) s$ B5 \' O, n% C# R8 M

9 [! I9 R% r% Z! f8 t; r* h: Y>>weeks of intensive research and a cost of around $75, the Newfie's / T" a7 M$ _5 A0 H  a1 y
>>study was complete. They came to the conclusion that the reason the , ?6 _3 q. I( J' O, T
>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to prevent his hand
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发表于 2008-11-13 15:32 | 显示全部楼层
理袁律师事务所
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发表于 2008-11-13 16:33 | 显示全部楼层
Great
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发表于 2008-11-17 21:36 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
newfie是什么意思?小声的问一句。
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发表于 2008-11-20 07:33 | 显示全部楼层
加拿大人管纽芬兰省(newfoundland)的人叫newfie.
大型搬家
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发表于 2008-11-20 07:38 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 秋染红叶 于 2008-10-31 10:58 发表 & f0 o0 G! G' k# O' e
A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
6 U- m6 W: A  y! A) H0 l; ]long flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb# U2 s. t+ X4 S( V
that he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if5 }. n% f& L' s2 y+ {. [! s' P
the newfie would l ...

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好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题:
& v- A5 b$ n0 S+ W- @“什么东西三只脚上山,四只脚下山“,$ i! {1 g6 }$ k# f0 q# E+ r
好像答案是”人“,三只脚上山,是人拄着一根拐杖上山,然后,下山的时候,手脚并用滚下来。
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发表于 2008-11-20 08:56 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
7 S! W6 d' I+ Z4 x- A7 C3 ^/ n2 `9 r0 I) |加拿大人管纽芬兰省(newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

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发表于 2008-11-20 08:56 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:38 发表
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好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题:& F, H& }7 U. L# |6 ?
“什么东西三只脚上山,四只脚下山“,) p( a$ v& V9 L: c$ F( p
好像答案是”人“,三只脚上山,是人拄着一根拐杖上山,然后,下山的时候,手脚并用滚下来。
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真聪明,偶像啊
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发表于 2008-11-20 12:33 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表 7 ^3 E1 f2 G9 Y4 _9 ]$ X7 d

, U1 y7 o  g6 F  P2 Z- T  C真聪明,偶像啊
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全盘接受一下。
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发表于 2008-11-20 13:38 | 显示全部楼层
同言同羽 置业良晨
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 12:33 发表
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8 h8 Q. ?" }2 t4 c: Q5 J5 s5 o全盘接受一下。
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真虚怀若谷,偶像啊
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发表于 2008-11-20 14:17 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 13:38 发表 7 ?$ A+ g; ~2 ]) B: T
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真虚怀若谷,偶像啊
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; c& I2 P7 |# G* t# P8 w$ t4 S( o( N别把我往坏路上领啊。
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发表于 2008-11-20 14:25 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 14:17 发表
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别把我往坏路上领啊。
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你已经在路上了
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发表于 2008-11-20 23:56 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
  F. m6 V7 L0 a/ N加拿大人管纽芬兰省(newfoundland)的人叫newfie.
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多谢了,我查字典都没有查出来,后来在网上搜,搜出这个意思来,觉得不可信,原来真是这个意思。
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发表于 2008-11-20 23:57 | 显示全部楼层
同言同羽 置业良晨
原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表
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6 j1 c; {  ?4 C( B# U1 w  t' I0 R真博学,偶像啊。

) {# Y3 [7 T) ~6 v大学教授哦,能不剥削?
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发表于 2008-11-21 11:21 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 蓝色闪蝶 于 2008-11-20 23:57 发表 ; I  a% G! W  s" K5 a" N, S

; M0 [; T8 O- T1 l大学教授哦,能不剥削?
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她是大学教瘦?
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她是NIBBLER(刚学来的,我同事居然说我也是
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发表于 2008-11-21 12:41 | 显示全部楼层
紧张的四下张望,你谁呀?貌似身边被安插了特务了。
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发表于 2008-11-21 13:21 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表 # _- @  x' Z& u/ Q! e
紧张的四下张望,你谁呀?貌似身边被安插了特务了。
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说话真不动听 ,那叫卧底,无间道。
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 楼主| 发表于 2008-11-21 21:21 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表 . |5 k9 W0 h3 Q  F; n4 M
紧张的四下张望,你谁呀?貌似身边被安插了特务了。
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哈哈,你们在这开小会呢
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