Newfie Joke

秋染红叶

A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
1 o3 J6 }6 S. l' p, E# c/ Clong flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
' z; y) v: C% J' J8 Mthat he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
the newfie would like to play a fun game.
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; V4 G9 u7 |3 y* A, K1 p4 G$ I$ W0 d6 \ The newfie is tired and just wants to take a nap, so
he politely declines and tries to catch a few winks. The
: u8 A' L" h) S4 h1 j6 g) P lawyer persists, and says that the game is a lot of fun. I
ask you a question, and if you don't know the answer,
+ Y9 a1 A1 c7 S% Z. Zyou pay me only $5.
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You ask me one, and if I don't know the answer, I
will pay you $500.
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This catches the newfie's attention and to keep
the lawyer quiet, he agrees to play the game.

7 e6 @& ~, u! v3 p( kThe lawyer asks the first question. 'What's
3 J* h: V: F/ d( Tthe distance from The Earth to the Moon?'

) j5 h; Z$ h, e9 S9 i' U! YThe newfie doesn't say a word, reaches in his
pocket pulls out a five-dollar bill, and hands it to the
lawyer.

Now, it's the newfie's turn.
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He asks the lawyer, 'What goes up a hill with
three legs, and comes down with four?'

The lawyer uses his laptop and searches all
references he could find on the Net. He sends e-mails to all
: a2 B# r3 I7 p) rthe smart friends he knows, all to no avail. After one hour
of searching he finally gives up. He wakes up the newfie and
8 d5 T  q" k. i. Ehands him $500. The newfie pockets the $500 and goes right
/ F+ V$ t( j, o1 A# x! v0 l3 c( U  @back to sleep.
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- {) b9 w7 b( Z( l+ X; `The lawyer is going nuts not knowing the answer. He
wakes the newfie up and asks,

9 A, k  c/ [$ ]1 D3 @'Well, so what goes up a hill with three legs and
comes down with four?'
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! ]1 Y) ?' T, u! sThe newfie reaches in his pocket, hands the lawyer $5
and goes back to sleep.

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billzhao

So funny!

% I5 _! L2 P8 {3 f! iLawyers are not that smart as we suppose, eh?

stevenhou

so nice

瓦窑

>>  Several years ago, Great Britain funded a study to determine why the
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>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft. The study took two
: R' d! R( `  |* u" q4 }>>years and cost over $180,000. The results concluded that the reason
>>the head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to provide the
& P3 S( T0 P5 V$ g8 ?8 z) ^>>man with more pleasure during sex. After the results were published,
/ J; W1 v- g7 u" Z( U7 F3 K>>the French declared that the British were wrong and decided to conduct
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>>their own study of the same subject.  After three years of research
>>and a cost in excess of $250,000, they concluded that the head of a
>>man's penis is larger than the shaft to provide the woman with more
* C0 f) t( w4 d+ T- e>>sexual pleasure. When the results of the French study were released,
>>Newfoundland decided  to conduct its own study. So, after nearly three

>>weeks of intensive research and a cost of around $75, the Newfie's
/ L( I8 c, k+ ~>>study was complete. They came to the conclusion that the reason the
>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to prevent his hand
6 ?% a% g# u+ V! l$ b# Z& v>>from flying off and hitting him in the forehead

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Great

蓝色闪蝶

newfie是什么意思？小声的问一句。

眉心眉飞

加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

眉心眉飞

原帖由 秋染红叶 于 2008-10-31 10:58 发表
A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
long flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
that he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
5 }! L9 \- T8 G3 G; p4 ]the newfie would l ...

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7 H  j' d1 e* U好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
2 ]) F4 T! G5 b- l好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

真博学，偶像啊。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:38 发表
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6 q. g) A- y! A  s; J3 [, y好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
- r3 {, b$ t0 v“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

2 E4 C7 n; t8 p1 K! |: P真聪明，偶像啊

眉心眉飞

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表

真聪明，偶像啊

# M6 Z' D; I4 B2 g4 x0 G: V0 e全盘接受一下。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 12:33 发表
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# B5 k: f0 [2 Y( ?全盘接受一下。

真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

眉心眉飞

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 13:38 发表

) y2 O0 B: z+ l( R$ i4 Q( W3 _6 U真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

别把我往坏路上领啊。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 14:17 发表

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) _# t2 V" R6 x: r6 ?1 u( L9 T别把我往坏路上领啊。

6 N8 g6 ?& N) w3 R% h* B9 ^& X你已经在路上了

蓝色闪蝶

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
0 s( O$ B+ T- v) w加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

- q7 ~1 m# S( D. X$ q多谢了，我查字典都没有查出来，后来在网上搜，搜出这个意思来，觉得不可信，原来真是这个意思。

蓝色闪蝶

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表
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3 z9 ?: ^+ s& y: n, p7 \( ?+ F真博学，偶像啊。

大学教授哦，能不剥削？

irish

原帖由 蓝色闪蝶 于 2008-11-20 23:57 发表
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& e' d2 l8 Y" V, g$ t3 M, }大学教授哦，能不剥削？

3 o5 ~) \2 l0 Z  i她是大学教瘦？
大学教胖还差不多
8 m9 m" c% M' A/ a! f3 Z0 q4 w8 P0 P她是NIBBLER（刚学来的，我同事居然说我也是 ）

眉心眉飞

紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
& b; \/ M5 \: x+ H# M7 p  R紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

说话真不动听 ，那叫卧底，无间道。

秋染红叶

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
4 V" I: O! J0 Q3 G3 S+ ?4 ?7 o0 f紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

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8 g5 I+ A; `3 E: O9 b: \( N哈哈，你们在这开小会呢