Newfie Joke

秋染红叶

A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
long flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
that he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
( e+ ^7 ?+ {6 i: j1 i. zthe newfie would like to play a fun game.
  
The newfie is tired and just wants to take a nap, so
he politely declines and tries to catch a few winks. The
lawyer persists, and says that the game is a lot of fun. I
! M' _( ~: g3 u7 ^ask you a question, and if you don't know the answer,
  w# W: a3 f8 K  ~: ryou pay me only $5.

* \/ ?9 K) x; N* |' U You ask me one, and if I don't know the answer, I
will pay you $500.

This catches the newfie's attention and to keep
the lawyer quiet, he agrees to play the game.
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' p- Q: R2 p; _5 I0 sThe lawyer asks the first question. 'What's
the distance from The Earth to the Moon?'
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The newfie doesn't say a word, reaches in his
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lawyer.
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Now, it's the newfie's turn.

He asks the lawyer, 'What goes up a hill with
three legs, and comes down with four?'
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The lawyer uses his laptop and searches all
" _, E5 `# W& B% Sreferences he could find on the Net. He sends e-mails to all
the smart friends he knows, all to no avail. After one hour
- X) p  ~3 I: C+ x( W9 ^+ N% lof searching he finally gives up. He wakes up the newfie and
3 C* s# h. e( q4 F! d5 A, ^& t' Vhands him $500. The newfie pockets the $500 and goes right
back to sleep.

" Q+ V# Z4 d) {( q0 xThe lawyer is going nuts not knowing the answer. He
wakes the newfie up and asks,

'Well, so what goes up a hill with three legs and
comes down with four?'

# j" o' K$ i# ~+ D5 EThe newfie reaches in his pocket, hands the lawyer $5
and goes back to sleep.
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billzhao

So funny!

7 m& \3 r% y+ F9 e1 N7 oLawyers are not that smart as we suppose, eh?

stevenhou

so nice

瓦窑

>>  Several years ago, Great Britain funded a study to determine why the

>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft. The study took two
>>years and cost over $180,000. The results concluded that the reason
>>the head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to provide the
>>man with more pleasure during sex. After the results were published,
>>the French declared that the British were wrong and decided to conduct

>>their own study of the same subject.  After three years of research
>>and a cost in excess of $250,000, they concluded that the head of a
>>man's penis is larger than the shaft to provide the woman with more
" N! A/ B  `( ?% v/ f0 G>>sexual pleasure. When the results of the French study were released,
>>Newfoundland decided  to conduct its own study. So, after nearly three
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>>weeks of intensive research and a cost of around $75, the Newfie's
" @- G0 C+ m% S6 h  v>>study was complete. They came to the conclusion that the reason the
>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to prevent his hand
>>from flying off and hitting him in the forehead

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Great

蓝色闪蝶

newfie是什么意思？小声的问一句。

眉心眉飞

加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

眉心眉飞

原帖由 秋染红叶 于 2008-10-31 10:58 发表
* b9 e. J4 Q* [7 RA lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
1 u# x/ e0 z% ~! ^, d0 h9 hlong flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
that he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
the newfie would l ...

好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
) R; ^5 w5 {* ?8 ]加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

$ \4 f  f8 @2 k; J) L$ R# z* T真博学，偶像啊。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:38 发表
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# p8 p4 e2 u9 x! q好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
# S* b/ Y' t  T“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
9 u1 \6 m3 V% X! y7 E好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

$ G7 ?* u" f% q0 B+ c( ~' m真聪明，偶像啊

眉心眉飞

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表
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& C& r7 o  R6 |- n3 O真聪明，偶像啊

& v8 {& N9 [: `) z全盘接受一下。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 12:33 发表


全盘接受一下。

" }* v0 q! {& ]0 b- K% ?. [: p真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

眉心眉飞

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 13:38 发表
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# b1 |% {' i3 i9 ]" ]9 |3 J真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

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别把我往坏路上领啊。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 14:17 发表
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别把我往坏路上领啊。

你已经在路上了

蓝色闪蝶

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

0 `& ~) F( U; H" P多谢了，我查字典都没有查出来，后来在网上搜，搜出这个意思来，觉得不可信，原来真是这个意思。

蓝色闪蝶

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表
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真博学，偶像啊。

大学教授哦，能不剥削？

irish

原帖由 蓝色闪蝶 于 2008-11-20 23:57 发表
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, J' t) C% \* o' S大学教授哦，能不剥削？

她是大学教瘦？
大学教胖还差不多
她是NIBBLER（刚学来的，我同事居然说我也是 ）

眉心眉飞

紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
2 U) S% h( k% |- P# P) |紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

5 ?5 t3 T2 v: V8 R说话真不动听 ，那叫卧底，无间道。

秋染红叶

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

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哈哈，你们在这开小会呢