Newfie Joke

秋染红叶

A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
long flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
that he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
the newfie would like to play a fun game.
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The newfie is tired and just wants to take a nap, so
he politely declines and tries to catch a few winks. The
lawyer persists, and says that the game is a lot of fun. I
+ r$ t5 s7 s+ ~ask you a question, and if you don't know the answer,
/ x, d# e4 D5 t+ A( l4 oyou pay me only $5.
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8 V7 Q, l/ o2 T  p+ E7 H" X You ask me one, and if I don't know the answer, I
+ l* O7 {6 H- Y: B8 L will pay you $500.
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8 T- }8 ~; c- }/ f) B This catches the newfie's attention and to keep
the lawyer quiet, he agrees to play the game.

The lawyer asks the first question. 'What's
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The newfie doesn't say a word, reaches in his
pocket pulls out a five-dollar bill, and hands it to the
lawyer.

Now, it's the newfie's turn.

He asks the lawyer, 'What goes up a hill with
three legs, and comes down with four?'
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' n8 r" g# I1 O' r  G1 ?* AThe lawyer uses his laptop and searches all
8 A* V% l# ?/ U( l; z" q0 w: V& W, p8 }references he could find on the Net. He sends e-mails to all
the smart friends he knows, all to no avail. After one hour
' W! d& h( \! g) o; g+ wof searching he finally gives up. He wakes up the newfie and
hands him $500. The newfie pockets the $500 and goes right
back to sleep.

The lawyer is going nuts not knowing the answer. He
wakes the newfie up and asks,
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'Well, so what goes up a hill with three legs and
comes down with four?'
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" O0 G3 G1 @, q, G' g8 J6 `$ `The newfie reaches in his pocket, hands the lawyer $5
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billzhao

So funny!
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# P0 O) b8 I+ P( a, e2 hLawyers are not that smart as we suppose, eh?

stevenhou

so nice

瓦窑

>>  Several years ago, Great Britain funded a study to determine why the
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8 u* n& C, K- P- I>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft. The study took two
. Q/ l5 e! G! B) M- y7 X>>years and cost over $180,000. The results concluded that the reason
>>the head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to provide the
>>man with more pleasure during sex. After the results were published,
>>the French declared that the British were wrong and decided to conduct
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>>their own study of the same subject.  After three years of research
( c4 u% b# L- {) k8 i1 x>>and a cost in excess of $250,000, they concluded that the head of a
>>man's penis is larger than the shaft to provide the woman with more
7 d) L) ?+ ^! `>>sexual pleasure. When the results of the French study were released,
7 }1 g$ |  x' k( B( N" b: _>>Newfoundland decided  to conduct its own study. So, after nearly three

9 [! I9 R% r% Z! f8 t; r* h: Y>>weeks of intensive research and a cost of around $75, the Newfie's
>>study was complete. They came to the conclusion that the reason the
>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to prevent his hand
4 J; @. \0 i+ w* Z! [>>from flying off and hitting him in the forehead

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Great

蓝色闪蝶

newfie是什么意思？小声的问一句。

眉心眉飞

加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

眉心眉飞

原帖由 秋染红叶 于 2008-10-31 10:58 发表
A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
6 U- m6 W: A  y! A) H0 l; ]long flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
that he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
the newfie would l ...

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好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
& v- A5 b$ n0 S+ W- @“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
7 S! W6 d' I+ Z4 x- A7 C3 ^/ n2 `9 r0 I) |加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

- V! f1 {/ _, v8 v. g真博学，偶像啊。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:38 发表
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好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

真聪明，偶像啊

眉心眉飞

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表

, U1 y7 o  g6 F  P2 Z- T  C真聪明，偶像啊

全盘接受一下。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 12:33 发表
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8 h8 Q. ?" }2 t4 c: Q5 J5 s5 o全盘接受一下。

真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

眉心眉飞

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 13:38 发表

真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

; c& I2 P7 |# G* t# P8 w$ t4 S( o( N别把我往坏路上领啊。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 14:17 发表
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别把我往坏路上领啊。

你已经在路上了

蓝色闪蝶

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
  F. m6 V7 L0 a/ N加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

多谢了，我查字典都没有查出来，后来在网上搜，搜出这个意思来，觉得不可信，原来真是这个意思。

蓝色闪蝶

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表
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6 j1 c; {  ?4 C( B# U1 w  t' I0 R真博学，偶像啊。

) {# Y3 [7 T) ~6 v大学教授哦，能不剥削？

irish

原帖由 蓝色闪蝶 于 2008-11-20 23:57 发表

; M0 [; T8 O- T1 l大学教授哦，能不剥削？

她是大学教瘦？
* _3 o0 f8 y* ^- D  E) O大学教胖还差不多
她是NIBBLER（刚学来的，我同事居然说我也是 ）

眉心眉飞

紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

说话真不动听 ，那叫卧底，无间道。

秋染红叶

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

哈哈，你们在这开小会呢