Newfie Joke

秋染红叶

A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
long flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
that he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
the newfie would like to play a fun game.
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$ h4 f3 N/ [# |5 Z The newfie is tired and just wants to take a nap, so
he politely declines and tries to catch a few winks. The
% L% s# N: O) x& O# x lawyer persists, and says that the game is a lot of fun. I
ask you a question, and if you don't know the answer,
you pay me only $5.
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You ask me one, and if I don't know the answer, I
will pay you $500.
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% N" T5 |: ~. C6 @; g8 K This catches the newfie's attention and to keep
  E1 ?$ U% x6 }% V3 {% ithe lawyer quiet, he agrees to play the game.

/ g+ X3 P1 N9 ]$ S$ q6 [* KThe lawyer asks the first question. 'What's
9 a3 H% d4 |" H+ r3 Sthe distance from The Earth to the Moon?'

3 U7 [# H& A/ |  n. e; d4 kThe newfie doesn't say a word, reaches in his
1 Q) ]9 s- Y, Rpocket pulls out a five-dollar bill, and hands it to the
' z( E/ d& k( z; llawyer.

Now, it's the newfie's turn.

He asks the lawyer, 'What goes up a hill with
& i# k" v1 }" {: y# x9 ]$ jthree legs, and comes down with four?'
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5 X$ I1 Y. h. E/ \, p" QThe lawyer uses his laptop and searches all
references he could find on the Net. He sends e-mails to all
- N- h% x& J+ \the smart friends he knows, all to no avail. After one hour
5 b9 a6 w7 h' i/ \. t  o1 I  j8 O6 G5 s( Sof searching he finally gives up. He wakes up the newfie and
) f, W( f. q$ K5 @) ^3 s( e  Dhands him $500. The newfie pockets the $500 and goes right
back to sleep.

The lawyer is going nuts not knowing the answer. He
9 p5 C- Z9 \* m& hwakes the newfie up and asks,
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$ J3 t1 q! s+ _'Well, so what goes up a hill with three legs and
3 r$ i7 T6 o8 K+ i$ ~comes down with four?'

' v' o3 _; V6 v$ q: n' s5 p. MThe newfie reaches in his pocket, hands the lawyer $5
and goes back to sleep.

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billzhao

So funny!

- E6 k- j/ {; @8 G  @- Z: _% SLawyers are not that smart as we suppose, eh?

stevenhou

so nice

瓦窑

>>  Several years ago, Great Britain funded a study to determine why the

>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft. The study took two
' ]( u2 P# t6 Y! t5 O% ^# K>>years and cost over $180,000. The results concluded that the reason
>>the head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to provide the
>>man with more pleasure during sex. After the results were published,
* d0 L% k5 s$ @+ e>>the French declared that the British were wrong and decided to conduct

. B  u9 r: E" J, I7 [. u/ @>>their own study of the same subject.  After three years of research
>>and a cost in excess of $250,000, they concluded that the head of a
>>man's penis is larger than the shaft to provide the woman with more
, E5 ~- C1 J4 n+ u1 x" |# c' W/ R>>sexual pleasure. When the results of the French study were released,
>>Newfoundland decided  to conduct its own study. So, after nearly three

>>weeks of intensive research and a cost of around $75, the Newfie's
4 j8 {* s2 s/ }% v* ]>>study was complete. They came to the conclusion that the reason the
>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to prevent his hand
>>from flying off and hitting him in the forehead

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Great

蓝色闪蝶

newfie是什么意思？小声的问一句。

眉心眉飞

加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

眉心眉飞

原帖由 秋染红叶 于 2008-10-31 10:58 发表
, \/ H7 A: p- u- zA lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
long flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
that he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
the newfie would l ...

1 j  L0 }0 \; g8 h好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
2 P' G% a& t+ o& p! |  G好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
) n9 s! O% E, [7 Y加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

真博学，偶像啊。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:38 发表
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好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
2 C8 K( s& G! ]- f9 f好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

% o  [- W/ L& X( m真聪明，偶像啊

眉心眉飞

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表
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' w2 }7 G4 \, v0 E. `) M真聪明，偶像啊

全盘接受一下。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 12:33 发表
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) w7 a' w9 K9 F4 D4 K( ~- `! [, N全盘接受一下。

6 g  U& F5 I9 B/ p2 N2 {真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

眉心眉飞

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 13:38 发表
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, U/ ~9 p  h+ ~% ~0 J3 c! J真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

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别把我往坏路上领啊。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 14:17 发表



- I& ~7 Z1 `. j8 K/ h9 c别把我往坏路上领啊。

  p- I; r- ^, y- V你已经在路上了

蓝色闪蝶

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
2 N* s  p8 e0 P) ?2 |加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

多谢了，我查字典都没有查出来，后来在网上搜，搜出这个意思来，觉得不可信，原来真是这个意思。

蓝色闪蝶

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表
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/ k# L* x, O! L! d# p9 D; K真博学，偶像啊。

大学教授哦，能不剥削？

irish

原帖由 蓝色闪蝶 于 2008-11-20 23:57 发表

6 C* m' F: S- P1 B. m. _3 ?& h% }大学教授哦，能不剥削？

4 B# v0 D+ e7 d/ C* e% M她是大学教瘦？
大学教胖还差不多
她是NIBBLER（刚学来的，我同事居然说我也是 ）

眉心眉飞

紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

说话真不动听 ，那叫卧底，无间道。

秋染红叶

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
$ r/ {- @+ k' n4 d紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

% _) f4 j5 A8 Y% S, i2 \  f( w哈哈，你们在这开小会呢