Newfie Joke

秋染红叶 · 发表于 2008-10-31 10:58

A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a" ]% |" y& B# Q9 G! s
long flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb0 f2 q$ }: w  T& f+ c4 `, c
that he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if+ W9 C9 _9 H1 t6 n8 X1 k$ m( }
the newfie would like to play a fun game.
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The newfie is tired and just wants to take a nap, so$ h) Q3 F- H. m: U  S  `
he politely declines and tries to catch a few winks. The2 T7 `( U$ \6 n7 v6 \3 W& [
lawyer persists, and says that the game is a lot of fun. I  H  u; t; _8 n! M; N
ask you a question, and if you don't know the answer,# y8 c- P2 v+ F! c, r4 Z, s! v3 v' b
you pay me only $5.
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9 f! b- g8 K) ^2 w, P" F* S You ask me one, and if I don't know the answer, I8 g$ `5 _: T+ o( c2 {9 B
will pay you $500. # N( _! J. g, n2 D9 F

; Z& ?: X2 N. R$ h5 d$ o$ o This catches the newfie's attention and to keep
5 E7 J- W3 |6 B, H) K: Nthe lawyer quiet, he agrees to play the game.
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5 u/ m! `5 S0 \  i% XThe lawyer asks the first question. 'What's+ d' V! j* u0 e$ }" ^
the distance from The Earth to the Moon?' ' ~% |! _' k! E. N
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The newfie doesn't say a word, reaches in his2 o: o: v! z* u4 I
pocket pulls out a five-dollar bill, and hands it to the) G: O, [" a- ~* p
lawyer. . a6 q# U' i+ H/ J! B7 u
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Now, it's the newfie's turn.
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! h9 E* C; f& \% G7 \% K8 UHe asks the lawyer, 'What goes up a hill with- e3 w' t' G" E: p3 a
three legs, and comes down with four?'
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The lawyer uses his laptop and searches all0 S# \- ^; Q) m! J" p- O
references he could find on the Net. He sends e-mails to all0 {/ r7 Z/ M0 u+ X- N  l# I
the smart friends he knows, all to no avail. After one hour: b+ v& ^1 s* e  v$ R
of searching he finally gives up. He wakes up the newfie and5 B0 c- E# F& P2 W+ V' I
hands him $500. The newfie pockets the $500 and goes right
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The lawyer is going nuts not knowing the answer. He. J0 o  N- m8 @8 w9 N! U" Y' ~
wakes the newfie up and asks, % s0 w$ Y9 ~) U* F1 v
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'Well, so what goes up a hill with three legs and; a5 I+ u* W6 C" @
comes down with four?' : Q/ W$ M/ d0 e/ S
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The newfie reaches in his pocket, hands the lawyer $5
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billzhao · 发表于 2008-10-31 13:41

So funny!

Lawyers are not that smart as we suppose, eh?

stevenhou · 发表于 2008-10-31 20:17

so nice

瓦窑 · 发表于 2008-11-2 08:50

>>  Several years ago, Great Britain funded a study to determine why the

>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft. The study took two
>>years and cost over $180,000. The results concluded that the reason
>>the head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to provide the
>>man with more pleasure during sex. After the results were published,
>>the French declared that the British were wrong and decided to conduct

>>their own study of the same subject.  After three years of research
>>and a cost in excess of $250,000, they concluded that the head of a
>>man's penis is larger than the shaft to provide the woman with more
>>sexual pleasure. When the results of the French study were released,
>>Newfoundland decided  to conduct its own study. So, after nearly three

>>weeks of intensive research and a cost of around $75, the Newfie's
>>study was complete. They came to the conclusion that the reason the
>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to prevent his hand
>>from flying off and hitting him in the forehead

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老花镜 · 发表于 2008-11-13 16:33

Great

蓝色闪蝶 · 发表于 2008-11-17 21:36

newfie是什么意思？小声的问一句。

眉心眉飞 · 发表于 2008-11-20 07:33

加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

眉心眉飞 · 发表于 2008-11-20 07:38

原帖由 秋染红叶 于 2008-10-31 10:58 发表
; A3 J: `7 Q H9 X3 {% k$ v" PA lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
( ~# Y& T, t3 C- flong flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
6 A, A9 {2 w2 j" o7 fthat he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
0 R* Q7 G6 g. R( ~) E4 Vthe newfie would l ...

好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

irish · 发表于 2008-11-20 08:56

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
4 b. U" \2 K. ]( r2 Y7 c. N加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

真博学，偶像啊。

irish · 发表于 2008-11-20 08:56

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:38 发表 9 u( }& d) H6 H; Y1 q
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好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
+ b& x# e% o# K" R. N% Y" ~3 j“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，+ l4 D/ d8 O. Z+ \1 r
好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

真聪明，偶像啊

眉心眉飞 · 发表于 2008-11-20 12:33

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表
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全盘接受一下。

irish · 发表于 2008-11-20 13:38

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 12:33 发表 4 u; ?! e; U+ [* }
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全盘接受一下。

真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

眉心眉飞 · 发表于 2008-11-20 14:17

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 13:38 发表
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, b; n- Q) ]/ b0 f# d真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

别把我往坏路上领啊。

irish · 发表于 2008-11-20 14:25

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 14:17 发表
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6 ]) `9 ?, x `: v# J别把我往坏路上领啊。

你已经在路上了

蓝色闪蝶 · 发表于 2008-11-20 23:56

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
6 G" E- y6 U7 ? b* B! ]+ ?加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

多谢了，我查字典都没有查出来，后来在网上搜，搜出这个意思来，觉得不可信，原来真是这个意思。

蓝色闪蝶 · 发表于 2008-11-20 23:57

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表 * r" B; T9 I/ e4 U U' t$ O3 ?

$ M: `+ P4 Y' O! d! S; X Q9 Q真博学，偶像啊。

大学教授哦，能不剥削？

irish · 发表于 2008-11-21 11:21

原帖由 蓝色闪蝶 于 2008-11-20 23:57 发表 / K' R6 X% f A+ |8 I5 e
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大学教授哦，能不剥削？

她是大学教瘦？
大学教胖还差不多

她是NIBBLER（刚学来的，我同事居然说我也是

）

眉心眉飞 · 发表于 2008-11-21 12:41

紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

irish · 发表于 2008-11-21 13:21

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表 : X& z$ |# ^6 E X% S
紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

说话真不动听

，那叫卧底，无间道。

秋染红叶 · 发表于 2008-11-21 21:21

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表 4 M* w8 o1 h0 R, W d: f
紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

哈哈，你们在这开小会呢

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