Newfie Joke

秋染红叶

A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
long flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
that he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
the newfie would like to play a fun game.
  
The newfie is tired and just wants to take a nap, so
2 Q# h. h" j: X/ @% {. J# v* W2 d he politely declines and tries to catch a few winks. The
lawyer persists, and says that the game is a lot of fun. I
ask you a question, and if you don't know the answer,
- F' w. p0 l( Y! i) Q" j' X" [1 Y2 Dyou pay me only $5.

7 \5 C" U- _: O6 X0 X You ask me one, and if I don't know the answer, I
will pay you $500.
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This catches the newfie's attention and to keep
: d7 E9 V0 ~/ n& K% pthe lawyer quiet, he agrees to play the game.

- m  {0 K0 Q9 ]6 c# Q7 z4 i6 g  SThe lawyer asks the first question. 'What's
the distance from The Earth to the Moon?'

) f+ [* ~/ X- }The newfie doesn't say a word, reaches in his
8 C1 x9 Y3 x5 O+ b1 p7 i1 g2 q4 s% w; gpocket pulls out a five-dollar bill, and hands it to the
lawyer.

Now, it's the newfie's turn.
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7 t4 N' V( e  |9 A9 n3 M  f/ iHe asks the lawyer, 'What goes up a hill with
+ {' I; Y* c, I" I) L" Y! ?three legs, and comes down with four?'

The lawyer uses his laptop and searches all
references he could find on the Net. He sends e-mails to all
/ i" f7 p; y$ \the smart friends he knows, all to no avail. After one hour
of searching he finally gives up. He wakes up the newfie and
hands him $500. The newfie pockets the $500 and goes right
4 u' X$ M* c- ?  R7 W- a: P/ cback to sleep.

The lawyer is going nuts not knowing the answer. He
wakes the newfie up and asks,

0 ^0 A. ^6 D2 g( p  j'Well, so what goes up a hill with three legs and
comes down with four?'
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2 G  p; k: ?6 s8 ?; e/ @. [# z6 Y% LThe newfie reaches in his pocket, hands the lawyer $5
7 _& a6 w6 C6 i1 P# L) o8 Aand goes back to sleep.

billzhao

So funny!

Lawyers are not that smart as we suppose, eh?

stevenhou

so nice

瓦窑

>>  Several years ago, Great Britain funded a study to determine why the

>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft. The study took two
>>years and cost over $180,000. The results concluded that the reason
>>the head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to provide the
>>man with more pleasure during sex. After the results were published,
>>the French declared that the British were wrong and decided to conduct

* b1 Z6 H- c8 n* Y>>their own study of the same subject.  After three years of research
" z" d, `; s$ a2 `# [>>and a cost in excess of $250,000, they concluded that the head of a
>>man's penis is larger than the shaft to provide the woman with more
" [4 c& x! q4 Q3 c1 ]2 ^& J>>sexual pleasure. When the results of the French study were released,
>>Newfoundland decided  to conduct its own study. So, after nearly three

>>weeks of intensive research and a cost of around $75, the Newfie's
>>study was complete. They came to the conclusion that the reason the
! n- X$ y4 q4 A& T>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to prevent his hand
0 i% j& ~- C( {" A& }) y>>from flying off and hitting him in the forehead

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老花镜

Great

蓝色闪蝶

newfie是什么意思？小声的问一句。

眉心眉飞

加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

眉心眉飞

原帖由 秋染红叶 于 2008-10-31 10:58 发表
A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
/ b: C, ^3 F% }" x. _- dlong flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
that he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
the newfie would l ...

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好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
3 Z  s* e9 I, v0 n好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
5 F8 p8 O7 q$ o' e加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

真博学，偶像啊。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:38 发表


; w0 t' ]) T0 }& v/ ]
: U7 z6 z) z8 C好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
" }  L: P6 S: I& e“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
$ U  E8 y& O8 }" }* Q7 O+ B好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

真聪明，偶像啊

眉心眉飞

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表
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真聪明，偶像啊

! x- ^& S# a! ?9 {0 f4 l全盘接受一下。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 12:33 发表
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  W/ e$ e9 {# u! q+ g& ?5 t% l
全盘接受一下。

真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

眉心眉飞

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 13:38 发表
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! ]. p5 O" X3 @) N  Z真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

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别把我往坏路上领啊。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 14:17 发表
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别把我往坏路上领啊。

你已经在路上了

蓝色闪蝶

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
$ {2 g4 o3 ]- f' T5 r6 l: `加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

多谢了，我查字典都没有查出来，后来在网上搜，搜出这个意思来，觉得不可信，原来真是这个意思。

蓝色闪蝶

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表

* V/ F* L. r* ^. `/ h) U真博学，偶像啊。

) t0 O9 `( {( x* Y* H大学教授哦，能不剥削？

irish

原帖由 蓝色闪蝶 于 2008-11-20 23:57 发表

/ @  G6 N2 g1 ~, `7 O* v* t大学教授哦，能不剥削？

. T/ {7 ]8 A* o: G" h% Z她是大学教瘦？
大学教胖还差不多
" X. f% E0 {+ c" Y; ?4 K* O, ]她是NIBBLER（刚学来的，我同事居然说我也是 ）

眉心眉飞

紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

说话真不动听 ，那叫卧底，无间道。

秋染红叶

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
9 k& [3 W& f' U" h2 S& ~: C紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

哈哈，你们在这开小会呢