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 A little boy goes to his dad and asks, 'What is Politics?' 9 _ [ C) @& ]) p# n
7 @$ n5 } T& P# A" U5 hDad says, 'Well son, let me try to explain it this way: 7 J( m9 `* O6 |, ^$ ]5 X9 z. ~
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I am the head of the family, so call me The Prime Minister. 4 H1 g5 M: u. I. ~' E/ f; ?
$ Q% v6 a$ ?: t, oYour mother is the administrator of the money, so we call her the Government. / h4 J) Z0 B" @" ]% o' D3 a
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We are here to take care of your needs, so we will call you the People. - t* a4 O% J6 v
7 `2 A9 l& ?/ L& M The nanny, we will consider her the Working Class.
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. D4 Q) V) D3 ^; b8 n" K& y6 p# DAnd your baby brother, we will call him the Future. 0 W7 I% s! v7 N: s' v
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Now think about that and see if it makes sense.' " V* G* b3 Z3 p( e7 l2 U: g2 J1 c6 |
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So the little boy goes off to bed thinking about what Dad has said.
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Later that night,! he hears his baby brother crying, so he gets up to check on him.
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8 j# C- s$ n- U% r5 t, |1 u3 G' hHe finds that the baby has severely soiled his nappy. 9 j" P# s J9 j* m) ^$ H
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So the little boy goes to his parent's room and finds his mother asleep.
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) d* ^* b" q- W e$ A% `+ h3 yNot wanting to wake her, he goes to the nanny's room. Finding the door locked, he peeks in the keyhole and see s his father in bed with the nanny.
' \# X ^% U0 y% f6 v+ D2 YHe gives up and goes back to bed. - y6 m8 D$ z6 y, q% {; o- [( D
. F$ E% _, W8 `) X9 b2 z' B- uThe next morning, the little boy say's to his father, 'Dad, I think I understand the concept of politics now. '
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y. c7 C9 n+ A0 ^: S, {) qThe father says, 'Good, son, tell me in your own words what you think politics is all about.'
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+ \: Y3 K# e0 C9 A6 e$ r9 fThe little boy replies, 'The prime Minister is screwing the Working Class while the Government is sound asleep. The People are being ignored and the Future is in deep shit. |
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