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 A little boy goes to his dad and asks, 'What is Politics?' ; v+ i0 V; o$ _/ _1 X
' |# U1 Z3 o+ g; o% H1 B/ RDad says, 'Well son, let me try to explain it this way:
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7 r" \2 g. Y& k7 iI am the head of the family, so call me The Prime Minister.
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# z! z0 N3 Y4 z, \' r. O" K) VYour mother is the administrator of the money, so we call her the Government.
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We are here to take care of your needs, so we will call you the People.
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The nanny, we will consider her the Working Class.
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( k( R0 ?% t4 b3 }* P3 E* o0 F- N* D' qAnd your baby brother, we will call him the Future. 3 r/ R' J/ G; J5 d* E8 r6 w
9 y2 e/ m# [9 z) qNow think about that and see if it makes sense.' ! @' J' Q' s" |3 y5 J% z: _; x- n; i
- u. U8 q$ i+ C' V( TSo the little boy goes off to bed thinking about what Dad has said.
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Later that night,! he hears his baby brother crying, so he gets up to check on him. ' {, ?; ^/ @: R' S( [
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He finds that the baby has severely soiled his nappy.
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/ A2 H2 o U: USo the little boy goes to his parent's room and finds his mother asleep.
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Not wanting to wake her, he goes to the nanny's room. Finding the door locked, he peeks in the keyhole and see s his father in bed with the nanny. # O# R( N8 ~& R* \( ^) G- U
He gives up and goes back to bed. + Q# Y. S+ x7 j1 `0 |, y
9 w, |, q7 D) k. L/ |+ uThe next morning, the little boy say's to his father, 'Dad, I think I understand the concept of politics now. '
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0 U- D5 h% `& c+ P$ zThe father says, 'Good, son, tell me in your own words what you think politics is all about.'
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0 `5 j' G; k% t! GThe little boy replies, 'The prime Minister is screwing the Working Class while the Government is sound asleep. The People are being ignored and the Future is in deep shit. |
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