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A little boy goes to his dad and asks, 'What is Politics?' 7 j9 S5 J/ f( e; K3 D
, Z- N6 g) p7 s G+ j% ?& zDad says, 'Well son, let me try to explain it this way:
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- l4 J- X/ X. GI am the head of the family, so call me The Prime Minister. , s8 D6 T6 R3 ^1 l# q
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Your mother is the administrator of the money, so we call her the Government. 4 h# O9 y; \ \5 L# s$ I, t
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We are here to take care of your needs, so we will call you the People.
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1 X$ j, a" }# y; t The nanny, we will consider her the Working Class. s$ W* Y; B, u, k( |1 F: Z
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And your baby brother, we will call him the Future.
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) E6 E2 F- [4 {1 p. [- LNow think about that and see if it makes sense.' 8 L. D6 {4 X4 a+ f$ p2 y
" V& S: _; S7 N' ISo the little boy goes off to bed thinking about what Dad has said.
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Later that night,! he hears his baby brother crying, so he gets up to check on him. # E7 l7 \' H8 \$ ]! o8 \( q
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He finds that the baby has severely soiled his nappy. * @: z1 x E# V( ? ^
% S5 t( q# a, f% M HSo the little boy goes to his parent's room and finds his mother asleep. : G0 v. u8 a; F* H1 G0 d; Y
$ P- b/ C9 ?4 D e tNot wanting to wake her, he goes to the nanny's room. Finding the door locked, he peeks in the keyhole and see s his father in bed with the nanny. ( t- B& l; q) l1 A, Y( u
He gives up and goes back to bed. % y, \ P/ E7 h: _% @
- o: V$ @2 r2 `4 xThe next morning, the little boy say's to his father, 'Dad, I think I understand the concept of politics now. '
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, `7 _5 {% w1 U. @& j& b: SThe father says, 'Good, son, tell me in your own words what you think politics is all about.'
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The little boy replies, 'The prime Minister is screwing the Working Class while the Government is sound asleep. The People are being ignored and the Future is in deep shit. |
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