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 A little boy goes to his dad and asks, 'What is Politics?' . W) \* t6 v$ G0 M8 ~9 V! h
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Dad says, 'Well son, let me try to explain it this way:
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I am the head of the family, so call me The Prime Minister. 4 Y4 Y! ~: t: V9 t: s/ g
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Your mother is the administrator of the money, so we call her the Government. * g( ~8 {; ]; h
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We are here to take care of your needs, so we will call you the People.
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: H; {. m9 Y e The nanny, we will consider her the Working Class.
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And your baby brother, we will call him the Future. # r3 e2 y, B) Z& F
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Now think about that and see if it makes sense.'
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2 c) j5 P9 ]" Z7 Y( O1 @) PSo the little boy goes off to bed thinking about what Dad has said. 3 F7 n) H) T) N
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Later that night,! he hears his baby brother crying, so he gets up to check on him. ; b' j8 I) ]& S: f( n+ l* w5 g8 M
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He finds that the baby has severely soiled his nappy. 6 l/ d7 f* r' a
1 M8 L: p! r& jSo the little boy goes to his parent's room and finds his mother asleep. ! [7 Y( h7 s) V5 _6 X9 ~! ~
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Not wanting to wake her, he goes to the nanny's room. Finding the door locked, he peeks in the keyhole and see s his father in bed with the nanny. - A+ c' {$ k; Q: k2 K
He gives up and goes back to bed.
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The next morning, the little boy say's to his father, 'Dad, I think I understand the concept of politics now. ' * S# R# n! k+ ]% x
1 A) N: x- M, m( z6 pThe father says, 'Good, son, tell me in your own words what you think politics is all about.' + y9 h a7 F$ @7 Y- E& `& V. s
: N& K$ T( k( W( V3 R* H dThe little boy replies, 'The prime Minister is screwing the Working Class while the Government is sound asleep. The People are being ignored and the Future is in deep shit. |
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