10 puns

ram

1. I wondered why the baseball was getting bigger. Then it hit me.  
; V/ ]) E+ q; A9 F' x2. Did you hear about the guy whose whole left side was cut off? He's all right now.  
) f# \  W# I) X' @4 |$ y3. I couldn't quite remember how to throw a boomerang, but eventually it came back to me.
duncan - Victoria, BC   
8 I* B" I5 G7 Z5 L  T+ N4. There was a sign on the lawn at a drug re-hab center that said 'Keep off the Grass'.
Dave H - Hayward CA   
5. He drove his expensive car into a tree and found out how the Mercedes bends.  
6. Police were called to a daycare where a three-year-old was resisting a rest.  
7. A small boy swallowed some coins and was taken to a hospital. When his grandmother telephoned to ask how he was a nurse said 'No change yet'.  
8. Show me a piano falling down a mineshaft and I'll show you A-flat minor.  
9. What did the grape say when it got stepped on? Nothing - but it let out a little whine.  
! x( Z! ^2 m5 P. w6 i10. A hole has been found in the nudist camp wall. The police are looking into it.

billzhao

wonderful
interesting

千里马

小幽默

瓦窑

this is fun....but i don't get the 4th one

白水

原帖由 瓦窑 于 2008-10-23 15:28 发表
this is fun....but i don't get the 4th one

Grass could mena herb

瓦窑

原帖由 白水 于 2008-10-23 15:32 发表
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Grass could mena herb

are you sure? not that convincing to me.....

瓦窑

白水

原帖由 瓦窑 于 2008-10-23 15:36 发表


6 f3 H" K, d" k8 X# Z* Sare you sure? not that convincing to me.....

grass could be used for marijuana or other drugs,
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did not get the first one, where is the pun

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瓦窑

原帖由 白水 于 2008-10-23 15:41 发表

grass could be used for marijuana or other drugs,

did not get the first one, where is the pun

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really? never heard....then it is a good one.

瓦窑

原帖由 白水 于 2008-10-23 15:41 发表

grass could be used for marijuana or other drugs,

did not get the first one, where is the pun

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i get the first one this way: hit me is short for hit me on the hip, which means page me.

小香菇

  I liked 1 & 7 LOL

小香菇

原帖由 白水 于 2008-10-23 15:41 发表
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) C8 o8 }* k* }" h, G- Q$ }grass could be used for marijuana or other drugs,

9 F) S7 }7 \5 B% ]3 K" v3 K4 adid not get the first one, where is the pun

" r- P8 T& G7 v; x3 x. L"It hit me" - I suddenly realized it.
# Y4 L' _  S3 L+ L) y( R  {"It hit me" - It (the baseball) hit me. And that's what I realized, why the baseball was getting bigger.

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白水

原帖由 小香菇 于 2008-10-23 18:59 发表


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"It hit me" - It (the baseball) hit me. And that's what I realized, why the baseball was getting bigger.
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原帖由 瓦窑 于 2008-10-23 16:02 发表


i get the first one this way: hit me is short for hit me on the hip, which means page me.

en, it hit me now

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