10 puns

ram

1. I wondered why the baseball was getting bigger. Then it hit me.  
  d% v+ O1 H; f* p* h$ u; X2. Did you hear about the guy whose whole left side was cut off? He's all right now.  
- P" o* U3 P, e3 }8 D+ t% [3. I couldn't quite remember how to throw a boomerang, but eventually it came back to me.
duncan - Victoria, BC   
. R; Y+ m/ B6 q$ C# f# z  b4. There was a sign on the lawn at a drug re-hab center that said 'Keep off the Grass'.
Dave H - Hayward CA   
. v6 e5 Z( Y3 H8 i5. He drove his expensive car into a tree and found out how the Mercedes bends.  
6. Police were called to a daycare where a three-year-old was resisting a rest.  
7. A small boy swallowed some coins and was taken to a hospital. When his grandmother telephoned to ask how he was a nurse said 'No change yet'.  
8. Show me a piano falling down a mineshaft and I'll show you A-flat minor.  
9. What did the grape say when it got stepped on? Nothing - but it let out a little whine.  
: p- K3 u3 u; \% [2 v; K* f. p10. A hole has been found in the nudist camp wall. The police are looking into it.

billzhao

wonderful
3 x6 E5 {5 G& H2 H5 G- X+ M5 I1 _interesting

千里马

小幽默

瓦窑

this is fun....but i don't get the 4th one

白水

原帖由 瓦窑 于 2008-10-23 15:28 发表
this is fun....but i don't get the 4th one

( o* x; u+ t2 l, u. ^" [5 E& kGrass could mena herb

瓦窑

原帖由 白水 于 2008-10-23 15:32 发表

& |2 K0 W0 S# y# qGrass could mena herb

are you sure? not that convincing to me.....

瓦窑

白水

原帖由 瓦窑 于 2008-10-23 15:36 发表


2 {( ?9 e5 g/ Vare you sure? not that convincing to me.....

" U( o# M  A) w3 fgrass could be used for marijuana or other drugs,

did not get the first one, where is the pun
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瓦窑

原帖由 白水 于 2008-10-23 15:41 发表

grass could be used for marijuana or other drugs,

did not get the first one, where is the pun

  _3 H" m. z4 k0 L4 j8 Hreally? never heard....then it is a good one.

瓦窑

原帖由 白水 于 2008-10-23 15:41 发表

: f( Q, l" \0 N3 xgrass could be used for marijuana or other drugs,
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0 \( }1 n( P# X- [# }9 [/ x, k8 Qdid not get the first one, where is the pun

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! N3 d% s! B3 M2 L" ji get the first one this way: hit me is short for hit me on the hip, which means page me.

小香菇

  I liked 1 & 7 LOL

小香菇

原帖由 白水 于 2008-10-23 15:41 发表
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' c; ~: ^3 E, S% p3 ^1 B% agrass could be used for marijuana or other drugs,

+ ~, r& i  p6 U* k5 x, w7 g- T6 ddid not get the first one, where is the pun

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"It hit me" - I suddenly realized it.
7 b  ~+ |6 V& K( p5 s"It hit me" - It (the baseball) hit me. And that's what I realized, why the baseball was getting bigger.

:P

白水

原帖由 小香菇 于 2008-10-23 18:59 发表

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2 U1 D5 c# H  R) U* f7 r"It hit me" - I suddenly realized it.
"It hit me" - It (the baseball) hit me. And that's what I realized, why the baseball was getting bigger.

:P

原帖由 瓦窑 于 2008-10-23 16:02 发表


4 E2 \4 w( k' ei get the first one this way: hit me is short for hit me on the hip, which means page me.

7 Y$ ^+ R% I# B$ Z# P6 X1 f5 W2 A6 Ren, it hit me now

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