10 puns

ram

1. I wondered why the baseball was getting bigger. Then it hit me.  
2. Did you hear about the guy whose whole left side was cut off? He's all right now.  
, q0 H; S# b- k( H* K8 q4 l3. I couldn't quite remember how to throw a boomerang, but eventually it came back to me.
duncan - Victoria, BC   
4. There was a sign on the lawn at a drug re-hab center that said 'Keep off the Grass'.
Dave H - Hayward CA   
5. He drove his expensive car into a tree and found out how the Mercedes bends.  
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7. A small boy swallowed some coins and was taken to a hospital. When his grandmother telephoned to ask how he was a nurse said 'No change yet'.  
. M% w6 m6 r7 _) o8. Show me a piano falling down a mineshaft and I'll show you A-flat minor.  
" F* L5 L2 g2 d& {: }  t0 O* f9. What did the grape say when it got stepped on? Nothing - but it let out a little whine.  
; J* E* \# R" }1 a$ V# R$ s10. A hole has been found in the nudist camp wall. The police are looking into it.

billzhao

wonderful
interesting

千里马

小幽默

瓦窑

this is fun....but i don't get the 4th one

白水

原帖由 瓦窑 于 2008-10-23 15:28 发表
this is fun....but i don't get the 4th one

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瓦窑

原帖由 白水 于 2008-10-23 15:32 发表
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2 A% a) J/ B. CGrass could mena herb

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are you sure? not that convincing to me.....

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白水

原帖由 瓦窑 于 2008-10-23 15:36 发表
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0 r$ r9 Z7 a9 _are you sure? not that convincing to me.....

5 A# P0 G4 Z, Q+ i. o$ ^% R& qgrass could be used for marijuana or other drugs,

2 L  N5 A. H: |2 I% {did not get the first one, where is the pun

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瓦窑

原帖由 白水 于 2008-10-23 15:41 发表

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2 b! u7 P, P  Q. R4 D- d; |did not get the first one, where is the pun

; r5 j" w) G7 {- M- U# |- Nreally? never heard....then it is a good one.

瓦窑

原帖由 白水 于 2008-10-23 15:41 发表

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i get the first one this way: hit me is short for hit me on the hip, which means page me.

小香菇

  I liked 1 & 7 LOL

小香菇

原帖由 白水 于 2008-10-23 15:41 发表
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( H) G; W+ ]; q* Kgrass could be used for marijuana or other drugs,

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"It hit me" - I suddenly realized it.
, [# S9 b9 f1 Y. F  V2 n"It hit me" - It (the baseball) hit me. And that's what I realized, why the baseball was getting bigger.

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白水

原帖由 小香菇 于 2008-10-23 18:59 发表
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4 P( B7 ?5 D6 b% K, n' Y9 m- C"It hit me" - I suddenly realized it.
"It hit me" - It (the baseball) hit me. And that's what I realized, why the baseball was getting bigger.
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:P

原帖由 瓦窑 于 2008-10-23 16:02 发表

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i get the first one this way: hit me is short for hit me on the hip, which means page me.

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. H$ k4 T- u$ I0 nen, it hit me now

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