10 puns

ram

1. I wondered why the baseball was getting bigger. Then it hit me.  
" }3 u1 t1 P$ j% f9 p2. Did you hear about the guy whose whole left side was cut off? He's all right now.  
$ S: ~3 ^5 [) `' H- h5 D3. I couldn't quite remember how to throw a boomerang, but eventually it came back to me.
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' L( N. }8 ~% ~4. There was a sign on the lawn at a drug re-hab center that said 'Keep off the Grass'.
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0 T$ I" s# w% Q4 G3 ?4 `6 b9 B5. He drove his expensive car into a tree and found out how the Mercedes bends.  
' {2 i5 {3 p6 _/ R7 c2 }  R6. Police were called to a daycare where a three-year-old was resisting a rest.  
7. A small boy swallowed some coins and was taken to a hospital. When his grandmother telephoned to ask how he was a nurse said 'No change yet'.  
( p9 P2 _! a8 w  E' K; x8. Show me a piano falling down a mineshaft and I'll show you A-flat minor.  
9. What did the grape say when it got stepped on? Nothing - but it let out a little whine.  
" E/ Q  P1 H# M1 E( t10. A hole has been found in the nudist camp wall. The police are looking into it.

billzhao

wonderful
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千里马

小幽默

瓦窑

this is fun....but i don't get the 4th one

白水

原帖由 瓦窑 于 2008-10-23 15:28 发表
this is fun....but i don't get the 4th one

1 W- r) i0 [5 HGrass could mena herb

瓦窑

原帖由 白水 于 2008-10-23 15:32 发表

; s/ m, d, y4 q/ l$ eGrass could mena herb

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are you sure? not that convincing to me.....

瓦窑

白水

原帖由 瓦窑 于 2008-10-23 15:36 发表
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are you sure? not that convincing to me.....

grass could be used for marijuana or other drugs,
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瓦窑

原帖由 白水 于 2008-10-23 15:41 发表
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0 D) C% z" O. Z, Cgrass could be used for marijuana or other drugs,

& g  T5 k$ \5 o/ \+ Y' qdid not get the first one, where is the pun

) \4 N6 R  l# s! \! G- Jreally? never heard....then it is a good one.

瓦窑

原帖由 白水 于 2008-10-23 15:41 发表

2 J% M/ H' \1 e2 [/ J) A" `grass could be used for marijuana or other drugs,

did not get the first one, where is the pun

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i get the first one this way: hit me is short for hit me on the hip, which means page me.

小香菇

  I liked 1 & 7 LOL

小香菇

原帖由 白水 于 2008-10-23 15:41 发表

) m3 m& A$ Z% ~( V0 f# Dgrass could be used for marijuana or other drugs,
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did not get the first one, where is the pun

"It hit me" - I suddenly realized it.
"It hit me" - It (the baseball) hit me. And that's what I realized, why the baseball was getting bigger.

:P

白水

原帖由 小香菇 于 2008-10-23 18:59 发表
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8 N  I4 N& A- |! N"It hit me" - I suddenly realized it.
( J; r$ j+ W9 g: c0 j"It hit me" - It (the baseball) hit me. And that's what I realized, why the baseball was getting bigger.
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原帖由 瓦窑 于 2008-10-23 16:02 发表


8 U( S* Y6 C7 ~/ [; x. c  `i get the first one this way: hit me is short for hit me on the hip, which means page me.

& `  I) S, N1 _, H1 Xen, it hit me now

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