10 puns

ram

1. I wondered why the baseball was getting bigger. Then it hit me.  
2. Did you hear about the guy whose whole left side was cut off? He's all right now.  
3. I couldn't quite remember how to throw a boomerang, but eventually it came back to me.
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5 K6 J/ r/ p1 A6 s6 _: V9 J4. There was a sign on the lawn at a drug re-hab center that said 'Keep off the Grass'.
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5. He drove his expensive car into a tree and found out how the Mercedes bends.  
6. Police were called to a daycare where a three-year-old was resisting a rest.  
7. A small boy swallowed some coins and was taken to a hospital. When his grandmother telephoned to ask how he was a nurse said 'No change yet'.  
& r; B+ Y( w* u7 \8. Show me a piano falling down a mineshaft and I'll show you A-flat minor.  
. j# K9 W4 U7 b  U6 `) e6 i; N# j9. What did the grape say when it got stepped on? Nothing - but it let out a little whine.  
5 e9 E- s" [0 H) O" N+ V2 m10. A hole has been found in the nudist camp wall. The police are looking into it.

billzhao

wonderful
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千里马

小幽默

瓦窑

this is fun....but i don't get the 4th one

白水

原帖由 瓦窑 于 2008-10-23 15:28 发表
. l9 T: y. E( _$ s4 T% }/ a+ q6 _this is fun....but i don't get the 4th one

Grass could mena herb

瓦窑

原帖由 白水 于 2008-10-23 15:32 发表
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$ p, e4 @) [0 eGrass could mena herb

are you sure? not that convincing to me.....

瓦窑

白水

原帖由 瓦窑 于 2008-10-23 15:36 发表
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are you sure? not that convincing to me.....

grass could be used for marijuana or other drugs,
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did not get the first one, where is the pun
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瓦窑

原帖由 白水 于 2008-10-23 15:41 发表
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1 f9 I8 [4 S  |) T0 o1 Ograss could be used for marijuana or other drugs,
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# u" L' Q1 s2 G, X& Jdid not get the first one, where is the pun

/ x: P0 @2 e3 ]7 ^8 i1 t; ureally? never heard....then it is a good one.

瓦窑

原帖由 白水 于 2008-10-23 15:41 发表

0 i, G1 @0 e( Y* kgrass could be used for marijuana or other drugs,

, U" `- o  g, [2 g1 h2 w9 Q9 W  rdid not get the first one, where is the pun

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i get the first one this way: hit me is short for hit me on the hip, which means page me.

小香菇

  I liked 1 & 7 LOL

小香菇

原帖由 白水 于 2008-10-23 15:41 发表

$ h" |( i" C# C! R2 Y' Fgrass could be used for marijuana or other drugs,

, C5 G& H, ^! P9 G3 Kdid not get the first one, where is the pun

"It hit me" - I suddenly realized it.
2 g# M* P& Q( w6 P4 p"It hit me" - It (the baseball) hit me. And that's what I realized, why the baseball was getting bigger.

:P

白水

原帖由 小香菇 于 2008-10-23 18:59 发表
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. V0 r% R5 e( P- r0 ?3 U"It hit me" - I suddenly realized it.
"It hit me" - It (the baseball) hit me. And that's what I realized, why the baseball was getting bigger.
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原帖由 瓦窑 于 2008-10-23 16:02 发表


' u1 s2 D; p  C  E; z% |i get the first one this way: hit me is short for hit me on the hip, which means page me.

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$ ^; h- l' R; n% X5 Z. M9 Yen, it hit me now

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