10 puns

ram

1. I wondered why the baseball was getting bigger. Then it hit me.  
2. Did you hear about the guy whose whole left side was cut off? He's all right now.  
3. I couldn't quite remember how to throw a boomerang, but eventually it came back to me.
duncan - Victoria, BC   
+ o' n* }- X8 n0 k" n4. There was a sign on the lawn at a drug re-hab center that said 'Keep off the Grass'.
Dave H - Hayward CA   
5. He drove his expensive car into a tree and found out how the Mercedes bends.  
) |2 z' M0 ?0 t# {# K6. Police were called to a daycare where a three-year-old was resisting a rest.  
' |- G- x9 J2 r' Z) x5 e# u7. A small boy swallowed some coins and was taken to a hospital. When his grandmother telephoned to ask how he was a nurse said 'No change yet'.  
+ m  G/ n8 N) F8. Show me a piano falling down a mineshaft and I'll show you A-flat minor.  
2 }% a2 h. G+ q% k9. What did the grape say when it got stepped on? Nothing - but it let out a little whine.  
10. A hole has been found in the nudist camp wall. The police are looking into it.

billzhao

wonderful
interesting

千里马

小幽默

瓦窑

this is fun....but i don't get the 4th one

白水

原帖由 瓦窑 于 2008-10-23 15:28 发表
; d! u' ?: }$ m* h( T, E7 n! i3 Sthis is fun....but i don't get the 4th one

# _7 r9 F: \9 Z& G  x, cGrass could mena herb

瓦窑

原帖由 白水 于 2008-10-23 15:32 发表

Grass could mena herb

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5 B/ i, B5 J6 e( Q; Fare you sure? not that convincing to me.....

瓦窑

白水

原帖由 瓦窑 于 2008-10-23 15:36 发表
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# Q- }; J, ~! w8 [9 s$ Q- jare you sure? not that convincing to me.....

' C% ]0 R. S- ?% X: x8 Mgrass could be used for marijuana or other drugs,
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did not get the first one, where is the pun

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瓦窑

原帖由 白水 于 2008-10-23 15:41 发表
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did not get the first one, where is the pun

really? never heard....then it is a good one.

瓦窑

原帖由 白水 于 2008-10-23 15:41 发表
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grass could be used for marijuana or other drugs,

did not get the first one, where is the pun

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0 K3 Q3 r6 r7 ri get the first one this way: hit me is short for hit me on the hip, which means page me.

小香菇

  I liked 1 & 7 LOL

小香菇

原帖由 白水 于 2008-10-23 15:41 发表

grass could be used for marijuana or other drugs,
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2 @8 j; t1 B4 k) pdid not get the first one, where is the pun

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+ C# d* T3 F, t9 n8 Y8 k% k- g"It hit me" - I suddenly realized it.
"It hit me" - It (the baseball) hit me. And that's what I realized, why the baseball was getting bigger.

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白水

原帖由 小香菇 于 2008-10-23 18:59 发表
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"It hit me" - I suddenly realized it.
"It hit me" - It (the baseball) hit me. And that's what I realized, why the baseball was getting bigger.
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原帖由 瓦窑 于 2008-10-23 16:02 发表
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. r2 t0 I+ L  ~) P0 o/ C9 G. Oi get the first one this way: hit me is short for hit me on the hip, which means page me.

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en, it hit me now

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