10 puns

ram

1. I wondered why the baseball was getting bigger. Then it hit me.  
& C) z% F' V% a4 s7 a" C2 r2. Did you hear about the guy whose whole left side was cut off? He's all right now.  
9 p9 y3 {/ ?$ k9 v: }+ h3. I couldn't quite remember how to throw a boomerang, but eventually it came back to me.
duncan - Victoria, BC   
8 e+ R4 |! H2 m+ N6 l! X$ X4. There was a sign on the lawn at a drug re-hab center that said 'Keep off the Grass'.
Dave H - Hayward CA   
5. He drove his expensive car into a tree and found out how the Mercedes bends.  
6. Police were called to a daycare where a three-year-old was resisting a rest.  
2 P/ @3 C) u% R7. A small boy swallowed some coins and was taken to a hospital. When his grandmother telephoned to ask how he was a nurse said 'No change yet'.  
  Z  D) p6 c: L& U! n8. Show me a piano falling down a mineshaft and I'll show you A-flat minor.  
9. What did the grape say when it got stepped on? Nothing - but it let out a little whine.  
: i' y. o/ E- p8 j, I$ U10. A hole has been found in the nudist camp wall. The police are looking into it.

billzhao

wonderful
interesting

千里马

小幽默

瓦窑

this is fun....but i don't get the 4th one

白水

原帖由 瓦窑 于 2008-10-23 15:28 发表
this is fun....but i don't get the 4th one

Grass could mena herb

瓦窑

原帖由 白水 于 2008-10-23 15:32 发表

) |/ V- n  h& y" e6 O* XGrass could mena herb

3 B& g$ t1 T" }% d  Oare you sure? not that convincing to me.....

瓦窑

白水

原帖由 瓦窑 于 2008-10-23 15:36 发表

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grass could be used for marijuana or other drugs,

: V$ Q/ I% Q  S  o& ]did not get the first one, where is the pun

+ C; Y) d* ^+ C+ {; c[ 本帖最后由 白水 于 2008-10-23 15:43 编辑 ]

瓦窑

原帖由 白水 于 2008-10-23 15:41 发表

+ u' m; |5 C$ }! g& ]3 z4 p) Cgrass could be used for marijuana or other drugs,
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: q7 {4 f; J; i- _! Qdid not get the first one, where is the pun

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really? never heard....then it is a good one.

瓦窑

原帖由 白水 于 2008-10-23 15:41 发表

/ B3 |1 d/ L- [5 U: t+ A4 Ugrass could be used for marijuana or other drugs,
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$ z  r7 t# H, Z+ @did not get the first one, where is the pun

i get the first one this way: hit me is short for hit me on the hip, which means page me.

小香菇

  I liked 1 & 7 LOL

小香菇

原帖由 白水 于 2008-10-23 15:41 发表
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8 M+ _4 C7 A0 d' a- Sgrass could be used for marijuana or other drugs,
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1 z% m5 |5 e- Z$ Ddid not get the first one, where is the pun

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% h5 T( [+ M9 s+ T6 {"It hit me" - I suddenly realized it.
"It hit me" - It (the baseball) hit me. And that's what I realized, why the baseball was getting bigger.

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白水

原帖由 小香菇 于 2008-10-23 18:59 发表

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"It hit me" - I suddenly realized it.
* f0 W' d: k# I' i+ x; \"It hit me" - It (the baseball) hit me. And that's what I realized, why the baseball was getting bigger.

:P

原帖由 瓦窑 于 2008-10-23 16:02 发表
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i get the first one this way: hit me is short for hit me on the hip, which means page me.

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/ |5 E6 Z$ k3 h1 ]+ xen, it hit me now

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