10 puns

ram

1. I wondered why the baseball was getting bigger. Then it hit me.  
2. Did you hear about the guy whose whole left side was cut off? He's all right now.  
& C; D) ]- v7 Z, K% l3. I couldn't quite remember how to throw a boomerang, but eventually it came back to me.
duncan - Victoria, BC   
2 w9 t& X' t3 J0 m) X$ G8 Q4. There was a sign on the lawn at a drug re-hab center that said 'Keep off the Grass'.
Dave H - Hayward CA   
' x( D* r% a! H4 {4 ]9 r* f5 R5. He drove his expensive car into a tree and found out how the Mercedes bends.  
  d( O8 W- D2 W. F; t6. Police were called to a daycare where a three-year-old was resisting a rest.  
7. A small boy swallowed some coins and was taken to a hospital. When his grandmother telephoned to ask how he was a nurse said 'No change yet'.  
" L) K8 N+ i& A! t# }9 q8. Show me a piano falling down a mineshaft and I'll show you A-flat minor.  
9. What did the grape say when it got stepped on? Nothing - but it let out a little whine.  
10. A hole has been found in the nudist camp wall. The police are looking into it.

billzhao

wonderful
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千里马

小幽默

瓦窑

this is fun....but i don't get the 4th one

白水

原帖由 瓦窑 于 2008-10-23 15:28 发表
3 B5 D2 ^6 R- X9 S, J2 C  b% ^- `, fthis is fun....but i don't get the 4th one

Grass could mena herb

瓦窑

原帖由 白水 于 2008-10-23 15:32 发表

8 W. z2 z% n& K7 l: `Grass could mena herb

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are you sure? not that convincing to me.....

瓦窑

白水

原帖由 瓦窑 于 2008-10-23 15:36 发表


# P0 M; D% _* g( v0 oare you sure? not that convincing to me.....

* @, {' G( p" r! xgrass could be used for marijuana or other drugs,
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0 S" M, P! y- S% l2 n( rdid not get the first one, where is the pun
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瓦窑

原帖由 白水 于 2008-10-23 15:41 发表

2 [3 ]0 E9 k7 ^5 agrass could be used for marijuana or other drugs,

) F- }. S3 @7 _  Bdid not get the first one, where is the pun

really? never heard....then it is a good one.

瓦窑

原帖由 白水 于 2008-10-23 15:41 发表
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did not get the first one, where is the pun

i get the first one this way: hit me is short for hit me on the hip, which means page me.

小香菇

  I liked 1 & 7 LOL

小香菇

原帖由 白水 于 2008-10-23 15:41 发表
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2 U: C' l: o0 U7 k$ Ygrass could be used for marijuana or other drugs,

/ P, ^3 m9 j+ Z5 y: Fdid not get the first one, where is the pun

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"It hit me" - I suddenly realized it.
"It hit me" - It (the baseball) hit me. And that's what I realized, why the baseball was getting bigger.

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白水

原帖由 小香菇 于 2008-10-23 18:59 发表


, y0 {4 a% @# M, S" Q8 L: i"It hit me" - I suddenly realized it.
9 g$ f$ d5 Y% R' B( N0 Y$ s"It hit me" - It (the baseball) hit me. And that's what I realized, why the baseball was getting bigger.

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原帖由 瓦窑 于 2008-10-23 16:02 发表
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: z  G! M: R0 N9 G% u* Si get the first one this way: hit me is short for hit me on the hip, which means page me.

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en, it hit me now

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