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发表于 2008-10-21 19:59 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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1. I wondered why the baseball was getting bigger. Then it hit me.  
& C) z% F' V% a4 s7 a" C2 r2. Did you hear about the guy whose whole left side was cut off? He's all right now.  
9 p9 y3 {/ ?$ k9 v: }+ h3. I couldn't quite remember how to throw a boomerang, but eventually it came back to me.* k$ l1 M7 `, v2 h# s" z
duncan - Victoria, BC   
8 e+ R4 |! H2 m+ N6 l! X$ X4. There was a sign on the lawn at a drug re-hab center that said 'Keep off the Grass'.7 O9 ^& L( |- n6 }: k; ?
Dave H - Hayward CA   6 s3 u) Y, d0 t2 ]
5. He drove his expensive car into a tree and found out how the Mercedes bends.  9 k8 I4 b0 z4 j: m" N8 C  y
6. Police were called to a daycare where a three-year-old was resisting a rest.  
2 P/ @3 C) u% R7. A small boy swallowed some coins and was taken to a hospital. When his grandmother telephoned to ask how he was a nurse said 'No change yet'.  
  Z  D) p6 c: L& U! n8. Show me a piano falling down a mineshaft and I'll show you A-flat minor.  $ P; ]/ ?2 e+ l$ @  Q
9. What did the grape say when it got stepped on? Nothing - but it let out a little whine.  
: i' y. o/ E- p8 j, I$ U10. A hole has been found in the nudist camp wall. The police are looking into it.
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发表于 2008-10-22 00:24 | 显示全部楼层
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interesting
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发表于 2008-10-22 05:40 | 显示全部楼层
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发表于 2008-10-23 14:28 | 显示全部楼层
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this is fun....but i don't get the 4th one
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发表于 2008-10-23 14:32 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 瓦窑 于 2008-10-23 15:28 发表 ; N7 A# R+ y  O2 F7 `  I) }: w
this is fun....but i don't get the 4th one
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Grass could mena herb
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发表于 2008-10-23 14:36 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 白水 于 2008-10-23 15:32 发表 / m# v" X* r4 i+ x$ Z3 z

) |/ V- n  h& y" e6 O* XGrass could mena herb
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3 B& g$ t1 T" }% d  Oare you sure? not that convincing to me.....
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发表于 2008-10-23 14:39 | 显示全部楼层
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发表于 2008-10-23 14:41 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 瓦窑 于 2008-10-23 15:36 发表 5 Y5 c) s# J, _0 H5 ?

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grass could be used for marijuana or other drugs, : C. R! a8 K3 C. q: R  B3 c# g

: V$ Q/ I% Q  S  o& ]did not get the first one, where is the pun8 |1 }& S7 g) g& B% \8 o' r. h

+ C; Y) d* ^+ C+ {; c[ 本帖最后由 白水 于 2008-10-23 15:43 编辑 ]
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发表于 2008-10-23 14:47 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 白水 于 2008-10-23 15:41 发表 # v( _# i6 I8 s) I

+ u' m; |5 C$ }! g& ]3 z4 p) Cgrass could be used for marijuana or other drugs,
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: q7 {4 f; J; i- _! Qdid not get the first one, where is the pun

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really? never heard....then it is a good one.
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发表于 2008-10-23 15:02 | 显示全部楼层
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原帖由 白水 于 2008-10-23 15:41 发表 3 n8 i$ i6 n' J2 ?& A1 _' J

/ B3 |1 d/ L- [5 U: t+ A4 Ugrass could be used for marijuana or other drugs,
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$ z  r7 t# H, Z+ @did not get the first one, where is the pun
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i get the first one this way: hit me is short for hit me on the hip, which means page me.
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发表于 2008-10-23 17:54 | 显示全部楼层
  I liked 1 & 7 LOL
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发表于 2008-10-23 17:59 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 白水 于 2008-10-23 15:41 发表
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8 M+ _4 C7 A0 d' a- Sgrass could be used for marijuana or other drugs,
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1 z% m5 |5 e- Z$ Ddid not get the first one, where is the pun

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% h5 T( [+ M9 s+ T6 {"It hit me" - I suddenly realized it. # t- V, ?0 C& h) v7 L, o& v$ P  p
"It hit me" - It (the baseball) hit me. And that's what I realized, why the baseball was getting bigger. " {6 Z' l- d" |! B  [' B

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发表于 2008-10-24 09:46 | 显示全部楼层
同言同羽 置业良晨
原帖由 小香菇 于 2008-10-23 18:59 发表 ' V  ^+ g5 w) v, q) E" n1 }' C

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"It hit me" - I suddenly realized it.
* f0 W' d: k# I' i+ x; \"It hit me" - It (the baseball) hit me. And that's what I realized, why the baseball was getting bigger. 1 w! a- ?- p( D2 @4 _% c. B3 {
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原帖由 瓦窑 于 2008-10-23 16:02 发表
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i get the first one this way: hit me is short for hit me on the hip, which means page me.
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/ |5 E6 Z$ k3 h1 ]+ xen, it hit me now
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发表于 2008-10-31 20:48 | 显示全部楼层
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