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发表于 2008-10-21 19:59 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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1. I wondered why the baseball was getting bigger. Then it hit me.  2 _/ [3 i6 o, N7 G. [- u
2. Did you hear about the guy whose whole left side was cut off? He's all right now.  5 A- p! _) H$ Q; p4 f
3. I couldn't quite remember how to throw a boomerang, but eventually it came back to me.; Q# E4 i3 z0 q! h# n
duncan - Victoria, BC   
+ o' n* }- X8 n0 k" n4. There was a sign on the lawn at a drug re-hab center that said 'Keep off the Grass'.3 p. X3 ?1 l! M$ H, v. F$ e1 i* N
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5. He drove his expensive car into a tree and found out how the Mercedes bends.  
) |2 z' M0 ?0 t# {# K6. Police were called to a daycare where a three-year-old was resisting a rest.  
' |- G- x9 J2 r' Z) x5 e# u7. A small boy swallowed some coins and was taken to a hospital. When his grandmother telephoned to ask how he was a nurse said 'No change yet'.  
+ m  G/ n8 N) F8. Show me a piano falling down a mineshaft and I'll show you A-flat minor.  
2 }% a2 h. G+ q% k9. What did the grape say when it got stepped on? Nothing - but it let out a little whine.  . E' y0 H" Y8 D3 x8 z7 {3 h
10. A hole has been found in the nudist camp wall. The police are looking into it.
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发表于 2008-10-22 00:24 | 显示全部楼层
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interesting
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发表于 2008-10-22 05:40 | 显示全部楼层
小幽默
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发表于 2008-10-23 14:28 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队 追求完美
this is fun....but i don't get the 4th one
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发表于 2008-10-23 14:32 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 瓦窑 于 2008-10-23 15:28 发表
; d! u' ?: }$ m* h( T, E7 n! i3 Sthis is fun....but i don't get the 4th one

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发表于 2008-10-23 14:36 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 白水 于 2008-10-23 15:32 发表 ) a6 F  V1 d/ a
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Grass could mena herb

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5 B/ i, B5 J6 e( Q; Fare you sure? not that convincing to me.....
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发表于 2008-10-23 14:39 | 显示全部楼层
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发表于 2008-10-23 14:41 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 瓦窑 于 2008-10-23 15:36 发表
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# Q- }; J, ~! w8 [9 s$ Q- jare you sure? not that convincing to me.....

' C% ]0 R. S- ?% X: x8 Mgrass could be used for marijuana or other drugs,
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did not get the first one, where is the pun! T8 y. z$ Y; ~7 x2 v! N
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[ 本帖最后由 白水 于 2008-10-23 15:43 编辑 ]
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发表于 2008-10-23 14:47 | 显示全部楼层
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原帖由 白水 于 2008-10-23 15:41 发表
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did not get the first one, where is the pun
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really? never heard....then it is a good one.
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发表于 2008-10-23 15:02 | 显示全部楼层
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原帖由 白水 于 2008-10-23 15:41 发表
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grass could be used for marijuana or other drugs, - B5 x% k4 t& i
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did not get the first one, where is the pun

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0 K3 Q3 r6 r7 ri get the first one this way: hit me is short for hit me on the hip, which means page me.
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发表于 2008-10-23 17:54 | 显示全部楼层
  I liked 1 & 7 LOL
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发表于 2008-10-23 17:59 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 白水 于 2008-10-23 15:41 发表 1 q  |/ K) [  _! ]7 P5 F0 [$ f
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grass could be used for marijuana or other drugs,
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+ C# d* T3 F, t9 n8 Y8 k% k- g"It hit me" - I suddenly realized it. : @2 v* y; ?: a& p
"It hit me" - It (the baseball) hit me. And that's what I realized, why the baseball was getting bigger. ( D0 h$ B$ t  ]: T) Y, z

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发表于 2008-10-24 09:46 | 显示全部楼层
同言同羽 置业良晨
原帖由 小香菇 于 2008-10-23 18:59 发表
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"It hit me" - I suddenly realized it. 9 j. ]. n9 |! x4 I, y! Y. c+ M
"It hit me" - It (the baseball) hit me. And that's what I realized, why the baseball was getting bigger.
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原帖由 瓦窑 于 2008-10-23 16:02 发表
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en, it hit me now
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发表于 2008-10-31 20:48 | 显示全部楼层
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