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发表于 2008-10-21 19:59 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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1. I wondered why the baseball was getting bigger. Then it hit me.  ! g1 S6 O4 E" t0 U- L6 O; L/ C7 y
2. Did you hear about the guy whose whole left side was cut off? He's all right now.  & a$ R7 `/ q% l9 e1 \
3. I couldn't quite remember how to throw a boomerang, but eventually it came back to me.& S7 s1 r: K( ]8 q9 p5 m* R
duncan - Victoria, BC   
3 ]7 _" O. d- q4. There was a sign on the lawn at a drug re-hab center that said 'Keep off the Grass'.( ]+ x) v+ q8 n$ Q& ]8 k7 i
Dave H - Hayward CA   
: _5 l& ^( ?1 Y5. He drove his expensive car into a tree and found out how the Mercedes bends.  
0 k/ q' I0 O# h1 s0 ]6. Police were called to a daycare where a three-year-old was resisting a rest.  
; r, T: M" t' M* a6 V3 ^7. A small boy swallowed some coins and was taken to a hospital. When his grandmother telephoned to ask how he was a nurse said 'No change yet'.  
; @$ t4 A8 [" j5 U8. Show me a piano falling down a mineshaft and I'll show you A-flat minor.  * a8 f7 p" u7 t' Q$ k1 O/ }
9. What did the grape say when it got stepped on? Nothing - but it let out a little whine.  
! E  E* t$ I+ P7 P" S3 w8 g/ l10. A hole has been found in the nudist camp wall. The police are looking into it.
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发表于 2008-10-22 00:24 | 显示全部楼层
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interesting
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发表于 2008-10-22 05:40 | 显示全部楼层
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发表于 2008-10-23 14:28 | 显示全部楼层
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this is fun....but i don't get the 4th one
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发表于 2008-10-23 14:32 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 瓦窑 于 2008-10-23 15:28 发表 1 O: r1 b* K: J. ]; Z0 j
this is fun....but i don't get the 4th one
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Grass could mena herb
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发表于 2008-10-23 14:36 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 白水 于 2008-10-23 15:32 发表 5 ]) N% Q: n/ b# ~) z/ |* l

1 p/ V0 Q$ ~. m6 xGrass could mena herb
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, Z% B- ]+ B; Q" Z$ k3 o  O+ U/ yare you sure? not that convincing to me.....
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发表于 2008-10-23 14:39 | 显示全部楼层
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发表于 2008-10-23 14:41 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 瓦窑 于 2008-10-23 15:36 发表
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are you sure? not that convincing to me.....

- J; K' A7 Q$ s1 u6 Z/ u) cgrass could be used for marijuana or other drugs,
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did not get the first one, where is the pun
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8 G) B1 o! w; x+ C9 X/ _- ~1 y[ 本帖最后由 白水 于 2008-10-23 15:43 编辑 ]
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发表于 2008-10-23 14:47 | 显示全部楼层
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原帖由 白水 于 2008-10-23 15:41 发表 - b3 F$ P; T  G2 B" F
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grass could be used for marijuana or other drugs, # R) m' z8 o! X4 m( s! l

9 o# K* q4 q. d6 [( F- c/ tdid not get the first one, where is the pun

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# f! C: y; g9 @( x$ xreally? never heard....then it is a good one.
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发表于 2008-10-23 15:02 | 显示全部楼层
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原帖由 白水 于 2008-10-23 15:41 发表 - {2 M; c7 z3 P& O! F
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grass could be used for marijuana or other drugs,
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did not get the first one, where is the pun
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i get the first one this way: hit me is short for hit me on the hip, which means page me.
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发表于 2008-10-23 17:54 | 显示全部楼层
  I liked 1 & 7 LOL
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发表于 2008-10-23 17:59 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 白水 于 2008-10-23 15:41 发表
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grass could be used for marijuana or other drugs,
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& f+ ?! n2 c5 i) d4 Sdid not get the first one, where is the pun

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"It hit me" - I suddenly realized it. ( z" Q( h! u3 c8 f" x6 q! E* M4 V
"It hit me" - It (the baseball) hit me. And that's what I realized, why the baseball was getting bigger.
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发表于 2008-10-24 09:46 | 显示全部楼层
同言同羽 置业良晨
原帖由 小香菇 于 2008-10-23 18:59 发表
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"It hit me" - I suddenly realized it.
* x: L! s0 G( G0 y9 L: _4 ^"It hit me" - It (the baseball) hit me. And that's what I realized, why the baseball was getting bigger. 7 [, O) s+ ?- l  i' l9 M/ {, X
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原帖由 瓦窑 于 2008-10-23 16:02 发表
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% m) |2 q- x# e6 `i get the first one this way: hit me is short for hit me on the hip, which means page me.

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  K; b0 G* ?6 N  D! Q5 [. G; \+ A6 Cen, it hit me now
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发表于 2008-10-31 20:48 | 显示全部楼层
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