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One Sunday morning George burst into the living room and said, "Dad! Mom! I have some great news for you! I am getting married to the most beautiful girl in town. She lives a block away and her name is Susan. After dinner, George's dad took him aside, "Son, I have to talk with you. Look at your mother, George. She and I have been married 30 years, she's a wonderful wife and mother, but, she has never offered much excitement in the bedroom, so I used to fool around with women a lot. Susan is actually your half sister, and I'm afraid you can't marry her."
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( h$ h* o# B2 v: yGeorge was brokenhearted. $ b: s* _8 B0 B/ A' V& B& a
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After eight months he eventually started dating girls again. A year later he came home and very proudly announced, "Diane said yes! We're getting married in June. Again his father insisted on another private conversation and broke the sad news.
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, \# B. [: f0 R& ^7 p"Diane is your half sister too, George. I'm awfully sorry about this." ( p3 e3 `# z. ^4 u
% f B3 R2 M6 _George was livid! He finally decided to go to his mother with the news his father had shared. ( a4 D$ v E3 w
' U* j! F- p7 t: w"Dad has done so much harm. I guess I'm never going to get married," he complained. "Every time I fall in love, Dad tells me the girl is my half sister."
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"Hee hee," his mother chuckled, shaking her head, "don't pay any attention to what he says. He's not really your father." |
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发表于 2008-10-14 11:42
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