Half Sister

没心没肺

One Sunday morning George burst into the living room and said, "Dad! Mom! I have some great news for you! I am getting married to the most beautiful girl in town. She lives a block away and her name is Susan. After dinner, George's dad took him aside, "Son, I have to talk with you. Look at your mother, George. She and I have been married 30 years, she's a wonderful wife and mother, but, she has never offered much excitement in the bedroom, so I used to fool around with women a lot. Susan is actually your half sister, and I'm afraid you can't marry her."

1 j  ]! S3 f( y  `% e( pGeorge was brokenhearted.

* a* e$ p: L# j& VAfter eight months he eventually started dating girls again. A year later he came home and very proudly announced, "Diane said yes! We're getting married in June. Again his father insisted on another private conversation and broke the sad news.
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: H2 u3 f# I7 g! c" A1 \"Diane is your half sister too, George. I'm awfully sorry about this."

: d! c& Y% R1 `# b' FGeorge was livid! He finally decided to go to his mother with the news his father had shared.
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"Dad has done so much harm. I guess I'm never going to get married," he complained. "Every time I fall in love, Dad tells me the girl is my half sister."
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  F9 t$ I: C1 D+ m3 [. K2 a2 x"Hee hee," his mother chuckled, shaking her head, "don't pay any attention to what he says. He's not really your father."

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