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One Sunday morning George burst into the living room and said, "Dad! Mom! I have some great news for you! I am getting married to the most beautiful girl in town. She lives a block away and her name is Susan. After dinner, George's dad took him aside, "Son, I have to talk with you. Look at your mother, George. She and I have been married 30 years, she's a wonderful wife and mother, but, she has never offered much excitement in the bedroom, so I used to fool around with women a lot. Susan is actually your half sister, and I'm afraid you can't marry her."
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- u5 n. s4 C' w+ k' |: }: K9 ~After eight months he eventually started dating girls again. A year later he came home and very proudly announced, "Diane said yes! We're getting married in June. Again his father insisted on another private conversation and broke the sad news.
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5 y9 {0 W. j' F& z. F/ a1 A( c( U' N"Diane is your half sister too, George. I'm awfully sorry about this." . w/ K8 \& G7 z' k6 M
, T7 \' u& M+ N7 C# g* xGeorge was livid! He finally decided to go to his mother with the news his father had shared. 3 U2 ~4 W. e( r! V0 B6 `$ B
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"Dad has done so much harm. I guess I'm never going to get married," he complained. "Every time I fall in love, Dad tells me the girl is my half sister." - E5 R' m# c- Y6 K, K
+ r7 c2 o* G* [- P2 E& R9 x"Hee hee," his mother chuckled, shaking her head, "don't pay any attention to what he says. He's not really your father." |
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发表于 2008-10-14 11:42
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