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The following are a sampling of real answers received on exams given by the California Department of Transportation's driving school. % C+ ]+ {, K; j6 M4 [5 o4 S" r2 H7 x
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Q: Do you yield when a blind pedestrian is crossing the road? ) G i- x3 A# L( l
A: What for? He can't see my license plate. 0 E- R% C- _8 o4 c* m! S) p
4 H# O. l5 W8 K' @. P& M+ UQ: Who has the right of way when four cars approach a four-way stop at the same time?
) I" F* ~7 c1 _( `4 R7 |7 Y. MA: The pick up truck with the gun rack and the bumper sticker saying, "Guns don't kill people. I do." $ v( ?1 V# T' H3 _/ \
$ _1 j9 }& j) CQ: When driving through fog, what should you use?
2 j( S* ~ \' P1 B9 f5 q" QA: Your car.
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+ B$ H; E! f% ]( M# q9 u6 gQ: How can you reduce the possibility of having an accident?
# _4 F. ^; H1 NA: Be too drunk to find your keys.
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2 b" J) a0 C! z" GQ: What problems would you face if you were arrested for drunk driving? 1 B. }9 s6 j* s1 O
A: I'd probably lose my buzz a lot faster.
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2 N' j+ d3 F; L5 d( b& Q2 M# \Q: What changes would occur in your lifestyle if you could no longer drive lawfully?
$ D3 [. T+ [- A& q6 t6 wA: I would be forced to drive unlawfully.
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" d9 ^0 E- k, p) j9 }: x3 {) vQ: What are some points to remember when passing or being passed? / q" e, j) \' {9 Q* |5 k" _5 Z
A: Make eye contact and wave "hello" if she is cute. # C$ _) C# S |5 r% N6 w
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Q: What is the difference between a flashing red traffic light and a flashing yellow traffic light? ! s0 t; H- |7 _" a$ w
A: The color. ; I h# r) z1 Z5 p
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Q: How do you deal with heavy traffic? + H' g, ~# o p( g1 i
A: Heavy psychedelics.
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Q: What can you do to help ease a heavy traffic problem? 9 \& M! z& Z2 @3 z8 g) z# @4 E' L, |
A: Carry loaded weapons.
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" c6 X) T3 V O" GQ: Why would it be difficult to be a police officer? ; h& q ^" p9 a
A: It would be tough to be an idiot all day long. |
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