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发表于 2008-10-14 11:37 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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The following are a sampling of real answers received on exams given by the California Department of Transportation's driving school. / g- L  {0 y% V7 \, l

! ?# m" z5 P3 m: EQ: Do you yield when a blind pedestrian is crossing the road?
# q: M6 P5 s3 k8 G+ EA: What for? He can't see my license plate.
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, r1 R. k9 W& O* K% t+ YQ: Who has the right of way when four cars approach a four-way stop at the same time?
9 G8 `3 M) g% ?1 ]/ s( n; ]A: The pick up truck with the gun rack and the bumper sticker saying, "Guns don't kill people. I do." ( e8 @3 A$ w6 M* [# M: g
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Q: When driving through fog, what should you use? % ?5 `3 @) ~8 _5 e, M/ G2 J' t
A: Your car. ' S* E  h6 P3 M1 s, d

8 ^) G! g' l8 I5 i# ]Q: How can you reduce the possibility of having an accident?
* ^: r/ Q- e; X/ K% T6 yA: Be too drunk to find your keys. 1 z+ o" j1 v$ T' p; _5 c* C

  U! j% \1 J& z# GQ: What problems would you face if you were arrested for drunk driving? & d9 |  a: M" p( T. Y/ C( ^
A: I'd probably lose my buzz a lot faster.
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Q: What changes would occur in your lifestyle if you could no longer drive lawfully? ( h5 d& j& s4 O' {7 F0 {6 D
A: I would be forced to drive unlawfully. " d5 h% `% [: M5 B  _; O, W

* \4 s/ S7 P, u3 w* oQ: What are some points to remember when passing or being passed?
, l& g9 J8 Z7 u' n) X6 bA: Make eye contact and wave "hello" if she is cute. ! |, q4 H; a# f/ m
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Q: What is the difference between a flashing red traffic light and a flashing yellow traffic light? # m5 m! n; N8 ~& O
A: The color. ( K- A( s# Z- G0 H

% Y- r: O+ T" k" N5 jQ: How do you deal with heavy traffic?
; y6 I( F# W1 S0 Q( P2 UA: Heavy psychedelics. 5 m2 c0 g2 n3 \- F

( V; M+ Q2 Z& F1 C2 aQ: What can you do to help ease a heavy traffic problem?
" P& {% C6 h; N/ JA: Carry loaded weapons. & s# L( i4 b; B5 l8 y( h
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Q: Why would it be difficult to be a police officer?
* ]$ G4 m! r; m  o" b/ p- UA: It would be tough to be an idiot all day long.
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发表于 2008-10-24 13:25 | 显示全部楼层
interesting
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发表于 2008-10-24 22:14 | 显示全部楼层
very funny.thanks for sharing.
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发表于 2008-10-25 05:12 | 显示全部楼层
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