Driving Test

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The following are a sampling of real answers received on exams given by the California Department of Transportation's driving school.
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Q: Do you yield when a blind pedestrian is crossing the road?
( D6 T( F# s# k' `& |A: What for? He can't see my license plate.
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4 m4 D$ ~3 j1 v. w6 `6 T" M5 m- M' GQ: Who has the right of way when four cars approach a four-way stop at the same time?
& ]! [- f6 ^  n% Y& |9 n; [A: The pick up truck with the gun rack and the bumper sticker saying, "Guns don't kill people. I do."
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$ \- a. C" P; R# l8 Z; [Q: When driving through fog, what should you use?
A: Your car.
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Q: How can you reduce the possibility of having an accident?
A: Be too drunk to find your keys.
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Q: What problems would you face if you were arrested for drunk driving?
A: I'd probably lose my buzz a lot faster.

2 J0 y' b6 ~- [: YQ: What changes would occur in your lifestyle if you could no longer drive lawfully?
! {- ?+ _. C# c% VA: I would be forced to drive unlawfully.
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" l, j2 T0 S6 v% R5 m- ^Q: What are some points to remember when passing or being passed?
! o3 |3 K, I, q% h* I, pA: Make eye contact and wave "hello" if she is cute.
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Q: What is the difference between a flashing red traffic light and a flashing yellow traffic light?
A: The color.

! V0 j: t. @: \; O! ?Q: How do you deal with heavy traffic?
( L+ c1 W: K( ?A: Heavy psychedelics.

Q: What can you do to help ease a heavy traffic problem?
A: Carry loaded weapons.

Q: Why would it be difficult to be a police officer?
A: It would be tough to be an idiot all day long.

billzhao

interesting

蓝玫瑰

very funny.thanks for sharing.

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