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The following are a sampling of real answers received on exams given by the California Department of Transportation's driving school. : P/ j; B2 q9 W/ K1 t
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Q: Do you yield when a blind pedestrian is crossing the road?
& A) k7 w; z* m7 eA: What for? He can't see my license plate.
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Q: Who has the right of way when four cars approach a four-way stop at the same time?
3 Q) H% g& E, I4 M7 J4 rA: The pick up truck with the gun rack and the bumper sticker saying, "Guns don't kill people. I do." : \$ Y& ]4 ~3 W( z- G; P# j
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Q: When driving through fog, what should you use?
% K4 y9 ?& B: T# f: pA: Your car. & D- v* i! H: m8 W$ n1 `
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Q: How can you reduce the possibility of having an accident? 8 v9 C4 ~/ }: i
A: Be too drunk to find your keys. 0 C' p) f4 b6 ]1 x. ]& |
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Q: What problems would you face if you were arrested for drunk driving?
$ f& B9 r, Y% O8 C# d. ~A: I'd probably lose my buzz a lot faster. % x" g; E6 b- @; g3 B
1 b& O" R5 v/ i5 _Q: What changes would occur in your lifestyle if you could no longer drive lawfully?
% Y% ?+ D5 e6 b# kA: I would be forced to drive unlawfully. + V( T8 A9 P6 @
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Q: What are some points to remember when passing or being passed? " b5 z F& c. e. X
A: Make eye contact and wave "hello" if she is cute.
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$ h' d0 c# I) O j1 X. VQ: What is the difference between a flashing red traffic light and a flashing yellow traffic light?
: q- B; f4 i; j9 o4 ?3 V. `3 uA: The color.
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4 z/ u& M- r- U( ^4 \ F. AQ: How do you deal with heavy traffic? 7 z$ e' J6 d$ g" P E+ f
A: Heavy psychedelics.
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Q: What can you do to help ease a heavy traffic problem?
/ i7 {' ^/ I5 f/ V; D2 `( ZA: Carry loaded weapons.
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* I8 n! ~5 x+ t3 zQ: Why would it be difficult to be a police officer? 2 Z" h# I- K3 L( ]
A: It would be tough to be an idiot all day long. |
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