Driving Test

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The following are a sampling of real answers received on exams given by the California Department of Transportation's driving school.
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Q: Do you yield when a blind pedestrian is crossing the road?
! n( X. @* f6 @3 YA: What for? He can't see my license plate.
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! b0 r: n2 @4 R: [1 ~& z7 UQ: Who has the right of way when four cars approach a four-way stop at the same time?
A: The pick up truck with the gun rack and the bumper sticker saying, "Guns don't kill people. I do."

Q: When driving through fog, what should you use?
2 `! n; ^& c+ iA: Your car.
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1 I6 {) t- z1 q+ R7 ~Q: How can you reduce the possibility of having an accident?
$ V: D' |! v- x6 LA: Be too drunk to find your keys.
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; |: ?2 U( {1 Z, z* A- V) b' b/ ZQ: What problems would you face if you were arrested for drunk driving?
A: I'd probably lose my buzz a lot faster.

Q: What changes would occur in your lifestyle if you could no longer drive lawfully?
A: I would be forced to drive unlawfully.

& a7 ~, \4 V8 b1 y7 u$ p2 XQ: What are some points to remember when passing or being passed?
A: Make eye contact and wave "hello" if she is cute.
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% D; b; _! V; nQ: What is the difference between a flashing red traffic light and a flashing yellow traffic light?
0 s, |% {; H* u5 v! D6 S' s7 KA: The color.
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Q: How do you deal with heavy traffic?
A: Heavy psychedelics.

Q: What can you do to help ease a heavy traffic problem?
1 r  H% K; t6 y' h' c1 UA: Carry loaded weapons.

- f- ~% Z/ x# O- m- L7 M; @7 m) N3 {Q: Why would it be difficult to be a police officer?
  P+ }* {, G3 `7 k/ n6 s  ~: \A: It would be tough to be an idiot all day long.

billzhao

interesting

蓝玫瑰

very funny.thanks for sharing.

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