Driving Test

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The following are a sampling of real answers received on exams given by the California Department of Transportation's driving school.
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Q: Do you yield when a blind pedestrian is crossing the road?
  M9 r3 ?- b7 z, x5 L$ x2 E  \6 D: D( HA: What for? He can't see my license plate.

+ @# r5 b" j8 W1 y$ s% ?* l6 F) lQ: Who has the right of way when four cars approach a four-way stop at the same time?
+ d# b: k9 U* O2 \A: The pick up truck with the gun rack and the bumper sticker saying, "Guns don't kill people. I do."
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6 }+ m: ~/ v5 G0 g* sQ: When driving through fog, what should you use?
A: Your car.

$ [! t( Z! l6 u9 MQ: How can you reduce the possibility of having an accident?
A: Be too drunk to find your keys.
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Q: What problems would you face if you were arrested for drunk driving?
) ~# r/ U1 k) YA: I'd probably lose my buzz a lot faster.

Q: What changes would occur in your lifestyle if you could no longer drive lawfully?
1 [' D0 O; c1 D+ {1 c8 ZA: I would be forced to drive unlawfully.

. b2 w: @# Z% _5 a8 V; F' D3 k9 e& vQ: What are some points to remember when passing or being passed?
A: Make eye contact and wave "hello" if she is cute.
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  r. L% b; r: C! [Q: What is the difference between a flashing red traffic light and a flashing yellow traffic light?
A: The color.
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5 J2 U" D& W! \' t; ^Q: How do you deal with heavy traffic?
A: Heavy psychedelics.

5 @/ ]1 ~9 t) I% \' yQ: What can you do to help ease a heavy traffic problem?
A: Carry loaded weapons.
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: `1 D, @# _9 k8 o3 O" G' ]/ Z2 C" QQ: Why would it be difficult to be a police officer?
( j; v# _# Z% f9 ]3 vA: It would be tough to be an idiot all day long.

billzhao

interesting

蓝玫瑰

very funny.thanks for sharing.

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