Driving Test

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The following are a sampling of real answers received on exams given by the California Department of Transportation's driving school.
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1 W/ Y- h3 d8 p9 y/ A5 s! XQ: Do you yield when a blind pedestrian is crossing the road?
A: What for? He can't see my license plate.

Q: Who has the right of way when four cars approach a four-way stop at the same time?
/ v+ _. p& i3 p: eA: The pick up truck with the gun rack and the bumper sticker saying, "Guns don't kill people. I do."
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Q: When driving through fog, what should you use?
1 h/ ^. |8 E- q# t- m" v0 g% RA: Your car.

Q: How can you reduce the possibility of having an accident?
7 [: N& f0 u+ ]% V1 nA: Be too drunk to find your keys.

Q: What problems would you face if you were arrested for drunk driving?
A: I'd probably lose my buzz a lot faster.

Q: What changes would occur in your lifestyle if you could no longer drive lawfully?
A: I would be forced to drive unlawfully.
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Q: What are some points to remember when passing or being passed?
$ g6 Y# P. z5 MA: Make eye contact and wave "hello" if she is cute.
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+ b! _; c$ ]  U3 \' c3 FQ: What is the difference between a flashing red traffic light and a flashing yellow traffic light?
# Y5 }" `: s* _2 _  S) L% G6 V+ B* dA: The color.
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Q: How do you deal with heavy traffic?
; Y: D; F, x3 b. J( X# l- mA: Heavy psychedelics.
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Q: What can you do to help ease a heavy traffic problem?
A: Carry loaded weapons.

Q: Why would it be difficult to be a police officer?
: m5 I; ?- X9 O1 a2 @7 P! KA: It would be tough to be an idiot all day long.

billzhao

interesting

蓝玫瑰

very funny.thanks for sharing.

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