Driving Test

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The following are a sampling of real answers received on exams given by the California Department of Transportation's driving school.

Q: Do you yield when a blind pedestrian is crossing the road?
A: What for? He can't see my license plate.

7 p! N3 W3 O- x# Z2 AQ: Who has the right of way when four cars approach a four-way stop at the same time?
7 f- S: j1 J8 g- EA: The pick up truck with the gun rack and the bumper sticker saying, "Guns don't kill people. I do."
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Q: When driving through fog, what should you use?
& D0 Q3 I7 Q0 I% o) f( \% t; @A: Your car.

Q: How can you reduce the possibility of having an accident?
& q" o( ^; Z5 DA: Be too drunk to find your keys.
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Q: What problems would you face if you were arrested for drunk driving?
A: I'd probably lose my buzz a lot faster.

. c5 J9 S" A- ^6 \7 ^Q: What changes would occur in your lifestyle if you could no longer drive lawfully?
A: I would be forced to drive unlawfully.
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6 d0 v  p; k+ n# ~# PQ: What are some points to remember when passing or being passed?
  i3 W7 i1 R* Z& p5 L* MA: Make eye contact and wave "hello" if she is cute.
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' j, a! F! ]) e/ lQ: What is the difference between a flashing red traffic light and a flashing yellow traffic light?
A: The color.
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Q: How do you deal with heavy traffic?
A: Heavy psychedelics.

  y4 a: p4 V) Z3 zQ: What can you do to help ease a heavy traffic problem?
( K0 {6 ^6 O+ {( p" ]1 P) ~2 l! m' hA: Carry loaded weapons.
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/ }  |$ i5 S6 M) V3 g6 ]) L. }Q: Why would it be difficult to be a police officer?
( U1 w' p- J, u; E/ rA: It would be tough to be an idiot all day long.

billzhao

interesting

蓝玫瑰

very funny.thanks for sharing.

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