Driving Test

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The following are a sampling of real answers received on exams given by the California Department of Transportation's driving school.
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# c1 w. ?. r3 L- cQ: Do you yield when a blind pedestrian is crossing the road?
A: What for? He can't see my license plate.

& D& s" G8 o: C4 v  [5 RQ: Who has the right of way when four cars approach a four-way stop at the same time?
7 B+ L$ S0 P' c2 @3 Q4 GA: The pick up truck with the gun rack and the bumper sticker saying, "Guns don't kill people. I do."
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Q: When driving through fog, what should you use?
' {0 W  ?" x7 K( O4 r8 A2 g& ]A: Your car.

Q: How can you reduce the possibility of having an accident?
+ ]. C( s. l" y- IA: Be too drunk to find your keys.
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1 }' g1 X4 {1 @3 Z% _2 E) F2 b5 vQ: What problems would you face if you were arrested for drunk driving?
* {" {. t# ~, m* n$ }; RA: I'd probably lose my buzz a lot faster.
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3 S1 x$ F6 L  G" |: }: A6 v  O# dQ: What changes would occur in your lifestyle if you could no longer drive lawfully?
A: I would be forced to drive unlawfully.
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* M# j" y+ R( T  s+ D/ c2 _Q: What are some points to remember when passing or being passed?
+ o9 w" ]7 b( i) ZA: Make eye contact and wave "hello" if she is cute.

Q: What is the difference between a flashing red traffic light and a flashing yellow traffic light?
A: The color.
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Q: How do you deal with heavy traffic?
) E2 r' l0 o7 K0 QA: Heavy psychedelics.

Q: What can you do to help ease a heavy traffic problem?
A: Carry loaded weapons.

0 {' i$ h3 j1 v, yQ: Why would it be difficult to be a police officer?
A: It would be tough to be an idiot all day long.

billzhao

interesting

蓝玫瑰

very funny.thanks for sharing.

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