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本文由倍可亲网友[ 蓝蓝的天 ] 于 2008-10-8 21:56 上贴 ( x" t: m* F J1 f; R
原文网址: http://club.backchina.com/main/viewthread.php?tid=713559
. _; V) c! {7 H U Money is not everything. There’s Mastercard & Visa.
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: b& H! X. V. z, N2 E! `$ ^ 钞票不是万能的,有时还需要信用卡。, A: O a: P) l2 T& D t3 O, L2 x
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One should love animals. They are so tasty.
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1 Z3 F: F0 l3 z9 a 每个人都应该热爱动物,因为它们很好吃。3 K$ O4 U3 I0 N+ Z
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Save water. Shower with your girlfriend.
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要节约用水,尽量和女友一起洗澡。: X/ V% C8 B& L2 H$ x3 O+ i2 ^2 u
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Love the neighbor. But don’t get caught.
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# @( v' i- _8 S0 [9 E 要用心去爱你的邻居,不过不要让她的老公知道.。# } f u7 F- N9 P
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Behind every successful man,there is a woman.And behind every unsuccessful man,there are two.
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每个成功男人的背后,都有一个女人。每个不成功男人的背后, 都有两个。9 ^7 [! Q" e8 h2 F0 |, q* F
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Every man should marry. After all, happiness is not the only thing in life.& q. u& n$ [2 v( `4 B# ]1 L
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再快乐的单身汉迟早也会结婚,幸福不是永久的嘛。
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$ O+ b% V, C" |5 H The wise never marry, And when they marry they become otherwise.
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聪明人都是未婚的,结婚的人很难再聪明起来.。
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2 [& T: y. M) p- e% {9 ` Success is a relative term. It brings so many relatives.# o/ B' H0 ^ r0 c# j
7 X4 ~; S- w& T6 L( X& P 成功是一个相关名词,他会给你带来很多不相关的亲戚(联系)。
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Never put off the work till tomorrow what you can put off today./ {% D; h9 C9 x, x; p
' [6 s" c, d3 `+ f+ G 不要等明天交不上差再找借口, 今天就要找好。, {1 c, R/ F `* m# O I) A! i
h/ U1 C, ~( u Love is photogenic. It needs darkness to develop./ I/ ]" C+ x. ^, m: i( V
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爱情就象照片,需要大量的暗房时间来培养。
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Children in backseats cause accidents. Accidents in backseats cause children.. E6 _+ u, H8 P+ J6 c* ]
6 w3 z$ U5 p: f% H# q 后排座位上的小孩会生出意外, 后排座位上的意外会生出小孩。
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“Your future depends on your dreams.” So go to sleep.
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) R$ V2 O5 Y6 j7 D2 o “现在的梦想决定着你的将来”,所以还是再睡一会吧。
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: }7 k4 i D: [* N, m There should be a better way to start a day than waking up every morning., W/ ~/ v/ R0 z" c
: M% a0 \0 J8 Z4 x: b 应该有更好的方式开始新一天,而不是千篇一律的在每个上午都醒来。
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“Hard work never killed anybody.“ But why take the risk?
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) l5 J6 j, E V9 k [. a 努力工作不会导致死亡!不过我不会用自己去证明。+ W& `- D) ^& w4 i" e
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“Work fascinates me.“ I can look at it for hours!
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9 r" n# Q5 Y8 D4 O* ?1 ` 工作好有意思耶!尤其是看着别人工作。
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8 G/ Q3 ^) C6 h5 ]; y* G3 L+ X7 P God made relatives; Thank God we can choose our friends./ W" X, A c3 W2 a5 D: o- L
" Z. S- {1 h; X6 M3 O 神决定了谁是你的亲戚,幸运的是在选择朋友方面他给了你留了余地。8 o, l& Z* h8 Y6 K* s4 ]
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When two’s company, three’s the result!
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) b# E) _: V9 x 两个人的状态是不稳定的,三个人才是!
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A dress is like a barbed fence. It protects the premises without restricting the view.! F3 \) [3 U c4 m/ T
* J, K2 \! v+ i; ] i! k( } 服饰就象铁丝网,它阻止你冒然行动但并不妨碍你尽情的观看。, w% u/ F1 W- a
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The more you learn, the more you know, The more you know, the more you forget.
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The more you forget, the less you know. So why bother to learn.
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4 }$ D! ]- W6 x7 d' _ L8 C0 S 学的越多,知道的越多, 知道的越多,忘记的越多, 忘记的越多,知道的越少, 为什么学来着。 |
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