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本文由倍可亲网友[ 蓝蓝的天 ] 于 2008-10-8 21:56 上贴
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0 V% G9 N3 G# T Money is not everything. There’s Mastercard & Visa.
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# A3 D b3 {6 ?+ r3 B; e0 D% @6 O 钞票不是万能的,有时还需要信用卡。
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9 @( r7 d1 T3 h' b$ b/ [$ Q One should love animals. They are so tasty.; f! }2 `1 b2 d9 s; b9 n1 w o
% ?6 ]; W4 ^" R% m" h 每个人都应该热爱动物,因为它们很好吃。
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Save water. Shower with your girlfriend.4 ~, R/ M# t! l. n8 p5 G" P4 `
. j0 x( b3 s% o" I5 S7 p/ y 要节约用水,尽量和女友一起洗澡。
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Love the neighbor. But don’t get caught., m& [ \+ _' }. V
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要用心去爱你的邻居,不过不要让她的老公知道.。
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Behind every successful man,there is a woman.And behind every unsuccessful man,there are two.
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, d4 C# ?7 w' t# d0 O y3 i8 s 每个成功男人的背后,都有一个女人。每个不成功男人的背后, 都有两个。
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2 K1 d9 E) w2 O Every man should marry. After all, happiness is not the only thing in life.
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再快乐的单身汉迟早也会结婚,幸福不是永久的嘛。
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The wise never marry, And when they marry they become otherwise.
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. b2 z9 |. ~3 a" O& h 聪明人都是未婚的,结婚的人很难再聪明起来.。6 r y5 h3 G- B4 w W: o
/ L! u. A: K! H) X Success is a relative term. It brings so many relatives.% l2 K% B, n$ \- r3 S7 f
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成功是一个相关名词,他会给你带来很多不相关的亲戚(联系)。
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4 ^3 g! \7 d, k2 U+ `& v Never put off the work till tomorrow what you can put off today.
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% `. e' I( [# P 不要等明天交不上差再找借口, 今天就要找好。
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Love is photogenic. It needs darkness to develop.$ E6 N/ C/ {$ V. U% R: z
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爱情就象照片,需要大量的暗房时间来培养。
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x- h; [) G& K5 H3 t# \ Children in backseats cause accidents. Accidents in backseats cause children.% {- N2 G& \6 u7 ^5 X/ C% T" _; Z* W
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后排座位上的小孩会生出意外, 后排座位上的意外会生出小孩。
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“Your future depends on your dreams.” So go to sleep.; [( U# Q; V; \: v
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“现在的梦想决定着你的将来”,所以还是再睡一会吧。- d8 R% d2 N4 f
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There should be a better way to start a day than waking up every morning.7 T7 `7 e1 s# E( S) r% [8 ?4 A
6 v$ \/ g" }$ r* y6 C1 l 应该有更好的方式开始新一天,而不是千篇一律的在每个上午都醒来。$ O: u: J) ]7 a1 G7 Q
0 {, D* a! z) x7 @ “Hard work never killed anybody.“ But why take the risk?6 r& G5 y/ |, d
- K6 t% g+ h7 B( e 努力工作不会导致死亡!不过我不会用自己去证明。
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“Work fascinates me.“ I can look at it for hours!
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工作好有意思耶!尤其是看着别人工作。) E6 {) a* |& B
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God made relatives; Thank God we can choose our friends.
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神决定了谁是你的亲戚,幸运的是在选择朋友方面他给了你留了余地。4 K! P$ ~( }& t( F* F7 d! e$ Q z
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When two’s company, three’s the result!
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两个人的状态是不稳定的,三个人才是!. Y# q# V p2 a/ h, x2 `
9 z; [& e& U+ e3 g; B A dress is like a barbed fence. It protects the premises without restricting the view.
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/ o, y$ {# y3 v 服饰就象铁丝网,它阻止你冒然行动但并不妨碍你尽情的观看。
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; D& z, b& C3 A4 C! @1 A% M The more you learn, the more you know, The more you know, the more you forget.0 E" C8 B# U/ Q" u* D9 v3 b
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The more you forget, the less you know. So why bother to learn." P* G6 e. H5 W) ]5 z7 v# Z
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学的越多,知道的越多, 知道的越多,忘记的越多, 忘记的越多,知道的越少, 为什么学来着。 |
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