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本文由倍可亲网友[ 蓝蓝的天 ] 于 2008-10-8 21:56 上贴
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钞票不是万能的,有时还需要信用卡。
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One should love animals. They are so tasty.4 g" w' E, P7 ]
8 |4 l, w, R& a. u" { 每个人都应该热爱动物,因为它们很好吃。
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Save water. Shower with your girlfriend.
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要节约用水,尽量和女友一起洗澡。1 }+ g ^- p/ U! `6 n
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Love the neighbor. But don’t get caught.
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要用心去爱你的邻居,不过不要让她的老公知道.。
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" @' a& `4 B/ `9 P" x+ R& A Behind every successful man,there is a woman.And behind every unsuccessful man,there are two.9 e( n% N4 |1 u8 _2 Y2 O: a
2 Y# _$ r2 b) Z1 ^ a 每个成功男人的背后,都有一个女人。每个不成功男人的背后, 都有两个。; W" s( c& T( n& f% S
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Every man should marry. After all, happiness is not the only thing in life.
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再快乐的单身汉迟早也会结婚,幸福不是永久的嘛。
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" d9 \0 u' M b6 V. I2 j; p The wise never marry, And when they marry they become otherwise.# F% O: t" p, i, z; L T1 Y# `
' f U; P, Z3 k$ [& z 聪明人都是未婚的,结婚的人很难再聪明起来.。+ e# a g0 F z: p' o) D0 @: m- a
4 ^, S8 [) t% B Success is a relative term. It brings so many relatives.0 g9 C$ p) j$ j
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成功是一个相关名词,他会给你带来很多不相关的亲戚(联系)。, r3 G" `* L+ H8 ?5 L2 t# g6 A
) V$ j6 [& H8 I0 I& L: T Never put off the work till tomorrow what you can put off today.
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7 n0 x; ^6 l- R r2 t3 Q2 m 不要等明天交不上差再找借口, 今天就要找好。! g4 Y3 Z) m; _: M0 h* B
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Love is photogenic. It needs darkness to develop.
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. m k5 l/ m6 a 爱情就象照片,需要大量的暗房时间来培养。
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7 F, w+ C$ C3 v2 j3 j" F+ Y Children in backseats cause accidents. Accidents in backseats cause children.8 o7 F9 c( t8 i2 }! h& X
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后排座位上的小孩会生出意外, 后排座位上的意外会生出小孩。
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9 t: z! T& f% I# r7 @, N9 H# ~ “Your future depends on your dreams.” So go to sleep.
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“现在的梦想决定着你的将来”,所以还是再睡一会吧。
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8 M+ b# L% B+ ^" `1 n6 ~6 L$ t. Y There should be a better way to start a day than waking up every morning.% u" C, L& K5 x) Q+ r
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应该有更好的方式开始新一天,而不是千篇一律的在每个上午都醒来。
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j/ b+ S( t) Y “Hard work never killed anybody.“ But why take the risk?
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努力工作不会导致死亡!不过我不会用自己去证明。
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“Work fascinates me.“ I can look at it for hours!
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工作好有意思耶!尤其是看着别人工作。
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& F& T: X8 y# n5 h/ m! r' V God made relatives; Thank God we can choose our friends.
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神决定了谁是你的亲戚,幸运的是在选择朋友方面他给了你留了余地。
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When two’s company, three’s the result!1 q# C, B" X$ b7 j) ]0 V# }
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两个人的状态是不稳定的,三个人才是!
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A dress is like a barbed fence. It protects the premises without restricting the view.2 I' z" x0 K: Y. F3 Q) Z
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服饰就象铁丝网,它阻止你冒然行动但并不妨碍你尽情的观看。
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1 y. I9 o3 I* P" ~' W) u The more you learn, the more you know, The more you know, the more you forget.
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" t- R% ]' z d5 S. y! J; p# @ The more you forget, the less you know. So why bother to learn. ?! s ~$ S/ [! R. c: B
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学的越多,知道的越多, 知道的越多,忘记的越多, 忘记的越多,知道的越少, 为什么学来着。 |
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