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本文由倍可亲网友[ 蓝蓝的天 ] 于 2008-10-8 21:56 上贴
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钞票不是万能的,有时还需要信用卡。% D9 ]& c3 B3 o0 e/ \* [# u
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One should love animals. They are so tasty.5 `, c( z2 x/ O
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每个人都应该热爱动物,因为它们很好吃。
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! g r: G8 L5 D3 ?" S6 b9 v Save water. Shower with your girlfriend.. F, @6 V. c& N) X$ N4 t
) D3 R) E( r1 W/ g- `5 I2 E8 K2 T 要节约用水,尽量和女友一起洗澡。
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Love the neighbor. But don’t get caught.
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. u+ W$ R" Z, y3 s2 E. d 要用心去爱你的邻居,不过不要让她的老公知道.。
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Behind every successful man,there is a woman.And behind every unsuccessful man,there are two.
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每个成功男人的背后,都有一个女人。每个不成功男人的背后, 都有两个。
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Every man should marry. After all, happiness is not the only thing in life.7 \+ n* T; \" l
* V8 I }- u5 L, J: ~ 再快乐的单身汉迟早也会结婚,幸福不是永久的嘛。8 A3 P% R! ?5 q( u' {' T
/ n0 m F8 n& o5 U h The wise never marry, And when they marry they become otherwise.; ?/ N( l9 |: _: Q: R% e
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聪明人都是未婚的,结婚的人很难再聪明起来.。
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1 X* y. ^. [) C$ w Success is a relative term. It brings so many relatives.
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成功是一个相关名词,他会给你带来很多不相关的亲戚(联系)。
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Never put off the work till tomorrow what you can put off today.
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不要等明天交不上差再找借口, 今天就要找好。" e ?% L7 \: P
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# l+ ~! M8 X! | 爱情就象照片,需要大量的暗房时间来培养。- q1 [# T) Q( p4 v+ M
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Children in backseats cause accidents. Accidents in backseats cause children.
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后排座位上的小孩会生出意外, 后排座位上的意外会生出小孩。8 S, t: P4 t& ~( p1 H( N
. ^; { ^, R3 ?: O! b3 E+ g7 B “Your future depends on your dreams.” So go to sleep.
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; Z% \5 M8 _% g9 O- E7 ^3 |0 R “现在的梦想决定着你的将来”,所以还是再睡一会吧。
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! B; Y; ]! I! r1 X* j There should be a better way to start a day than waking up every morning.0 A- j( k1 C" r2 z w' S1 h& d, P
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应该有更好的方式开始新一天,而不是千篇一律的在每个上午都醒来。
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% w( p$ _: f( R& v! C. V9 m “Hard work never killed anybody.“ But why take the risk?
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努力工作不会导致死亡!不过我不会用自己去证明。% V7 {- u3 N$ H5 \4 {
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“Work fascinates me.“ I can look at it for hours!; F3 B7 M9 c/ D- O4 W
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工作好有意思耶!尤其是看着别人工作。
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# @% ?2 ^# C& z5 s: u9 a8 h# y God made relatives; Thank God we can choose our friends./ ]4 H1 S- X. a3 k# h F
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神决定了谁是你的亲戚,幸运的是在选择朋友方面他给了你留了余地。
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1 M F- Y$ ]/ f" r9 E When two’s company, three’s the result!
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1 P& C5 W& Q) S* ?9 Q/ Z! X: X0 `- H 两个人的状态是不稳定的,三个人才是!
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" {" a* _! {2 d+ ? 服饰就象铁丝网,它阻止你冒然行动但并不妨碍你尽情的观看。, j& G) }2 y* \7 t* Y! V
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The more you learn, the more you know, The more you know, the more you forget.
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The more you forget, the less you know. So why bother to learn.+ H/ N7 Q; s {6 D# o
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学的越多,知道的越多, 知道的越多,忘记的越多, 忘记的越多,知道的越少, 为什么学来着。 |
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