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本文由倍可亲网友[ 蓝蓝的天 ] 于 2008-10-8 21:56 上贴
" O: \' G7 X: I1 x原文网址: http://club.backchina.com/main/viewthread.php?tid=713559 & P& H) G$ Q4 n& q7 L3 P+ B' ^( R! L
Money is not everything. There’s Mastercard & Visa.
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钞票不是万能的,有时还需要信用卡。
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One should love animals. They are so tasty.
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每个人都应该热爱动物,因为它们很好吃。
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Save water. Shower with your girlfriend.
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7 J1 K* ?* @. {8 N' T3 v5 t 要节约用水,尽量和女友一起洗澡。
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Love the neighbor. But don’t get caught.; w) x$ R! h3 W) P& d/ b
+ _6 [1 K6 e" f2 l* b 要用心去爱你的邻居,不过不要让她的老公知道.。/ J# m: s6 e( S5 x0 R% }/ U6 R
3 d; f( e* _) p' R Behind every successful man,there is a woman.And behind every unsuccessful man,there are two." ~. q# Z1 J; j+ o' w
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每个成功男人的背后,都有一个女人。每个不成功男人的背后, 都有两个。 o" M% `3 C& A$ \5 t' [
2 F0 s) o) D) I, l0 b k0 Y Every man should marry. After all, happiness is not the only thing in life.* {1 a" p9 _1 o7 @
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再快乐的单身汉迟早也会结婚,幸福不是永久的嘛。5 u6 B1 D, P$ ~; }) q+ x) S
* [# G1 s1 O: V: m. M# _$ X The wise never marry, And when they marry they become otherwise.4 p- y) G3 r }3 R
$ m" ~$ I1 X4 u, A" i: \% W$ L 聪明人都是未婚的,结婚的人很难再聪明起来.。
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Success is a relative term. It brings so many relatives.
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成功是一个相关名词,他会给你带来很多不相关的亲戚(联系)。6 v* l2 f: h% P8 U
* D+ C5 a" v- w) D8 Z$ j* } Never put off the work till tomorrow what you can put off today.4 y; p* X& X4 ?( @* {3 _3 V4 W
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不要等明天交不上差再找借口, 今天就要找好。
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/ r+ p! ]% s, _( O; [5 m Love is photogenic. It needs darkness to develop.
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2 H% B! U6 \8 H5 `: ~" ?+ Z/ u 爱情就象照片,需要大量的暗房时间来培养。
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- V% n- s! J- L9 \. X( G$ a Children in backseats cause accidents. Accidents in backseats cause children.
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: }" R V& i! U3 m 后排座位上的小孩会生出意外, 后排座位上的意外会生出小孩。
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, }3 R( l: k$ S( T) w “Your future depends on your dreams.” So go to sleep.
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“现在的梦想决定着你的将来”,所以还是再睡一会吧。
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There should be a better way to start a day than waking up every morning.. d$ s, y1 N2 R) A0 x: h6 ?
7 B) M: r- i7 `: }+ W7 u 应该有更好的方式开始新一天,而不是千篇一律的在每个上午都醒来。
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a/ k, j6 ^: A" T5 N/ Q; d “Hard work never killed anybody.“ But why take the risk?
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努力工作不会导致死亡!不过我不会用自己去证明。! m$ G; X. ^: M# I5 X: ?9 u3 d
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“Work fascinates me.“ I can look at it for hours!
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* R' y* B) b8 _5 _0 }$ _8 J/ k 工作好有意思耶!尤其是看着别人工作。 m# {5 B* _5 @1 ~7 _; ~0 Q6 ]0 {8 h
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God made relatives; Thank God we can choose our friends.8 c, k/ N$ v( T; S
! o7 F. l7 q5 a4 b1 k7 @2 R& ` 神决定了谁是你的亲戚,幸运的是在选择朋友方面他给了你留了余地。! @, R: x& W! f7 U, C& p' \; r8 O- y
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When two’s company, three’s the result!7 ?' F1 U; M4 W1 j2 |. o O
2 Y' X. z: F7 M8 k' I/ [2 ` 两个人的状态是不稳定的,三个人才是!
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A dress is like a barbed fence. It protects the premises without restricting the view." I; _. f9 V k, I- {
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服饰就象铁丝网,它阻止你冒然行动但并不妨碍你尽情的观看。
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3 J6 ~3 K8 p3 w# K& t3 S! j The more you learn, the more you know, The more you know, the more you forget.8 `6 o [* g% {
7 b; [, X3 C, D: b, }) b- L The more you forget, the less you know. So why bother to learn.
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学的越多,知道的越多, 知道的越多,忘记的越多, 忘记的越多,知道的越少, 为什么学来着。 |
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