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本文由倍可亲网友[ 蓝蓝的天 ] 于 2008-10-8 21:56 上贴
9 R. m* E5 P2 c+ u$ d原文网址: http://club.backchina.com/main/viewthread.php?tid=713559 0 v1 R. f) U: `; f* }0 w
Money is not everything. There’s Mastercard & Visa.5 B6 w0 n+ n6 N
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钞票不是万能的,有时还需要信用卡。/ P$ n- b, K+ e+ \. F% |) h
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One should love animals. They are so tasty.$ b& U( L6 T: N9 g
) ?* u$ Q$ x8 N7 J 每个人都应该热爱动物,因为它们很好吃。 r3 W8 ^ H2 g" A! y# \- F6 V
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Save water. Shower with your girlfriend.6 B Q1 p' q, Z' D* r2 E1 }( X
( K2 L6 e( C6 h1 l4 {1 @: s 要节约用水,尽量和女友一起洗澡。
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2 E# l9 t" E4 w* G$ B" y Love the neighbor. But don’t get caught.
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要用心去爱你的邻居,不过不要让她的老公知道.。
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2 G) c% u3 o- d0 Z- L Behind every successful man,there is a woman.And behind every unsuccessful man,there are two.
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1 `6 R9 h% z+ {0 k 每个成功男人的背后,都有一个女人。每个不成功男人的背后, 都有两个。% F' x% p' y* o! C9 c/ [1 j2 f. L0 h
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Every man should marry. After all, happiness is not the only thing in life.
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再快乐的单身汉迟早也会结婚,幸福不是永久的嘛。: E( U) I: d; r
6 n( g& ^+ u. [ The wise never marry, And when they marry they become otherwise.
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聪明人都是未婚的,结婚的人很难再聪明起来.。
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2 w e& V3 V3 G& X, y) x. r2 H4 y Success is a relative term. It brings so many relatives.7 b& n( R6 o4 K9 f( O
2 ]7 k/ @5 @" `9 S, B* x 成功是一个相关名词,他会给你带来很多不相关的亲戚(联系)。& I+ v( x# g6 ~2 r
* ]+ X2 T3 L3 g8 I. h2 H Never put off the work till tomorrow what you can put off today.$ e7 w8 p% a. `, d, _
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不要等明天交不上差再找借口, 今天就要找好。% i; M+ I1 p2 _# |/ A9 p( V
3 q) t/ T" ~3 e# e9 [ S1 k Love is photogenic. It needs darkness to develop.9 Q7 h q/ ?: l, O! |5 x+ P
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爱情就象照片,需要大量的暗房时间来培养。8 w( J/ L' g% P; O% m& `8 o
( g) S# l: N6 ] M Children in backseats cause accidents. Accidents in backseats cause children.( `. y3 V R* _! W+ X* e4 X
8 n6 N, F1 T& `, H$ I. o* ]' C 后排座位上的小孩会生出意外, 后排座位上的意外会生出小孩。
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# B, Q3 u3 y+ w K9 m “Your future depends on your dreams.” So go to sleep.
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“现在的梦想决定着你的将来”,所以还是再睡一会吧。0 @4 Q" H9 [8 \) t# g }* q
! r$ q' {+ o( Q& Q- g# O/ F o There should be a better way to start a day than waking up every morning.3 q Z! x, E1 L. R- m/ Q7 h! U5 l
! ~4 V7 F9 | r1 e! l* F2 A' C 应该有更好的方式开始新一天,而不是千篇一律的在每个上午都醒来。
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“Hard work never killed anybody.“ But why take the risk?8 z7 ~* M, D \) Z
; A/ K5 F5 o7 f2 k7 e, I: _ 努力工作不会导致死亡!不过我不会用自己去证明。( G5 ]+ V+ `% r# J& H
. k! C4 y2 m- Y% z! \' M/ b, z7 v “Work fascinates me.“ I can look at it for hours!2 D% x2 r0 N6 S% ^* f
( t% Y9 A% b- c3 _ ^& g 工作好有意思耶!尤其是看着别人工作。
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God made relatives; Thank God we can choose our friends.6 }' r# K4 U5 K' d8 f
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神决定了谁是你的亲戚,幸运的是在选择朋友方面他给了你留了余地。
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9 \1 F8 p+ T1 n When two’s company, three’s the result!% a( z! e( B, O/ m5 v, M
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两个人的状态是不稳定的,三个人才是!+ {; s# e1 U0 G. B1 t9 t, t
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A dress is like a barbed fence. It protects the premises without restricting the view.
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服饰就象铁丝网,它阻止你冒然行动但并不妨碍你尽情的观看。, ~4 O y2 v- D$ s
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The more you learn, the more you know, The more you know, the more you forget., B% L+ M0 l; ^# S3 D& n9 f
" ?+ Y2 L8 v ^) J4 F The more you forget, the less you know. So why bother to learn.
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0 E& O+ S- C% P; c- a2 a$ b3 z 学的越多,知道的越多, 知道的越多,忘记的越多, 忘记的越多,知道的越少, 为什么学来着。 |
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