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Blonde Car Accident# P2 d, n2 R. A h0 |% D- z% @
One day, while a blonde was out driving her car, she ran into a truck.
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The truck's driver made her pull over into a parking lot and get out of the car.
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He took a piece of chalk and drew a circle on the pavement. He told her to stand in the middle and not leave the circle." C5 y# Y6 x& s( a. X
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Furious, he went over to her car and slashed the tires.
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The blonde started laughing.
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This made the man angrier so he smashed her windshield.
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& a) o7 T% `# n, l7 d7 a# p6 @! Q+ ~This time the blonde laughed even harder.
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/ H( h9 N4 D" j; bLivid, the man broke all her windows and keyed her car.% O% ?1 `( B5 ~& P, f
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The blonde is now laughing hysterically, so the truck driver asks her what's so funny.3 M& j6 }) g+ r* k( w$ O; u
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The blonde giggles and replies, "When you weren't looking, I stepped out of the circle three times!"6 C f5 C; ^8 E- C9 b5 C# W
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0 d. D' z- _/ ~; Z/ h. M4 w4 WTwo blondes were driving along a road by a wheat field when they saw a blonde in the middle of the field rowing a row boat.
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5 i% h. E( d o% H3 |$ L, NThe driver blonde turned to her friend and said "You know - it's blondes like that that give us a bad name!"
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To this, the other blonde replies "I know it, and if I knew how to swim, I'd go out there and drown her."
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+ d$ O1 H. x2 n$ t1 D+ t; T# R y/ RA blonde goes into a nearby store and asks a clerk if she can buy the TV in the corner.# T+ V8 l5 ]( k7 P, }5 u
4 B4 M8 r" F8 u- ^) {/ q4 }# QThe clerk looks at her and says that he doesn't serve blondes, so she goes back home and dyes her hair black.
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The next day she returns to the store and asks the same thing, and again, the clerk said he doesn't serve blondes.* f0 O4 _/ g+ N$ z" ^* H
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Frustrated, the blonde goes home and dyes her hair yet again, to a shade of red.1 G; X& b& X- I! l! L: k
+ E& ]! u' H3 N% B# q8 ASure that a clerk would sell her the TV this time, she returns and asks a different clerk this time.
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t8 F5 W K3 K3 F! M# JTo her astonishment, this clerk also says that she doesn't serve blondes.
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The blonde asks the clerk, "How in the world do you know I am a blonde?"; ]! Y5 s+ O3 x( F! B! v! l
+ P5 Q8 X- p4 V: h* P# u& @The clerk looks at her disgustedly and says,"That's not a TV -- it's a microwave!": F; @: E' x8 x5 {! v; w7 Q) e- i
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Are You Really Sure?8 c9 A6 r$ q1 L! L" @7 u8 y9 _7 V
A blind guy on a bar stool shouts to the bartender, "Wanna hear a blonde joke?"- x5 x/ |1 ^ {- X0 `
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In a hushed voice, the guy next to him says, "Before you tell that joke, you should know something."
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Our bartender IS blonde, the bouncer is blonde. I'm a 6' tall, 200 lb black belt. The guy sitting next to me is 6'2", weighs 225, and he's a rugby player. The fella to your right is 6'5" pushing 300 and he's a wrestler. Each one of US is blonde. Think about it, Mister. Do you still wanna tell that joke?"
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+ L( H; w9 @" y3 o7 G% [The blind guy says, "Nah, not if I'm gonna have to explain it five times."
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Blonde Sky Divers
2 r v$ d X: t7 P' v- _A blonde and a brunette are skydiving.& |: { v+ Y9 u# O* S. K/ Q
8 y2 q/ O* [7 ]+ R9 U# [% i( x; TThe brunette jumps out the plane and pulls the cord -- nothing happens.3 ~& W* S: Y( ~( d
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She pulls the emergency cord and still nothing./ N* O1 I5 d1 ^+ Q- t6 I) C
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The blonde finally jumps out of the plane and yells "Oh! So you wanna race, huh?"$ s( x& m0 y- S
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