Blonde Jokes

Xbfeng

Blonde Car Accident
! o9 U) Q  z- C5 s2 q4 LOne day, while a blonde was out driving her car, she ran into a truck.
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( |2 k/ _. I7 J7 _. f$ @. EThe truck's driver made her pull over into a parking lot and get out of the car.

He took a piece of chalk and drew a circle on the pavement. He told her to stand in the middle and not leave the circle.

: c) h! w, e$ hFurious, he went over to her car and slashed the tires.
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The blonde started laughing.
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This made the man angrier so he smashed her windshield.
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This time the blonde laughed even harder.

Livid, the man broke all her windows and keyed her car.
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- K3 `3 r! G" I" lThe blonde is now laughing hysterically, so the truck driver asks her what's so funny.
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! T0 [# o7 t0 L8 v' eThe blonde giggles and replies, "When you weren't looking, I stepped out of the circle three times!"
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Rowing Your Boat
Two blondes were driving along a road by a wheat field when they saw a blonde in the middle of the field rowing a row boat.
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The driver blonde turned to her friend and said "You know - it's blondes like that that give us a bad name!"
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To this, the other blonde replies "I know it, and if I knew how to swim, I'd go out there and drown her."
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I Want to Buy That
A blonde goes into a nearby store and asks a clerk if she can buy the TV in the corner.
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4 B. t1 `9 A" l% c  p  KThe clerk looks at her and says that he doesn't serve blondes, so she goes back home and dyes her hair black.
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The next day she returns to the store and asks the same thing, and again, the clerk said he doesn't serve blondes.

9 M3 g* J: @% d$ O- `Frustrated, the blonde goes home and dyes her hair yet again, to a shade of red.
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Sure that a clerk would sell her the TV this time, she returns and asks a different clerk this time.
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To her astonishment, this clerk also says that she doesn't serve blondes.
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8 Z3 t1 [+ s; d' I) dThe blonde asks the clerk, "How in the world do you know I am a blonde?"
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$ v7 ]+ t1 t# w# BThe clerk looks at her disgustedly and says,"That's not a TV -- it's a microwave!"
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Are You Really Sure?
2 S8 J" P1 x, b! P- f& V8 MA blind guy on a bar stool shouts to the bartender, "Wanna hear a blonde joke?"

. [% H8 P7 ^5 t9 i* }/ F2 GIn a hushed voice, the guy next to him says, "Before you tell that joke, you should know something."

Our bartender IS blonde, the bouncer is blonde. I'm a 6' tall, 200 lb black belt. The guy sitting next to me is 6'2", weighs 225, and he's a rugby player. The fella to your right is 6'5" pushing 300 and he's a wrestler. Each one of US is blonde. Think about it, Mister. Do you still wanna tell that joke?"
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- \) h- p3 w  ^' yThe blind guy says, "Nah, not if I'm gonna have to explain it five times."
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; y# }2 K' I% A) LBlonde Sky Divers
A blonde and a brunette are skydiving.
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3 i5 l2 [/ ]* M& r+ H" BThe brunette jumps out the plane and pulls the cord -- nothing happens.

She pulls the emergency cord and still nothing.

! j6 Z% e" C1 S) sThe blonde finally jumps out of the plane and yells "Oh! So you wanna race, huh?"
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( o: Y9 l& Y! {7 a/ m. s[ 本帖最后由 Xbfeng 于 2008-10-7 13:31 编辑 ]

Xbfeng

Not funny at all?

billzhao

funny, thanks for sharing.

山翁