Blonde Jokes

Xbfeng

Blonde Car Accident
One day, while a blonde was out driving her car, she ran into a truck.

The truck's driver made her pull over into a parking lot and get out of the car.

! v* y! a2 E, S6 UHe took a piece of chalk and drew a circle on the pavement. He told her to stand in the middle and not leave the circle.

Furious, he went over to her car and slashed the tires.
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The blonde started laughing.

This made the man angrier so he smashed her windshield.

  C: n% f. w) d7 m5 n( mThis time the blonde laughed even harder.
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Livid, the man broke all her windows and keyed her car.
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The blonde is now laughing hysterically, so the truck driver asks her what's so funny.
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+ v- A! I* J% D  T1 xThe blonde giggles and replies, "When you weren't looking, I stepped out of the circle three times!"
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Rowing Your Boat
! f+ k6 p1 [* f5 M& MTwo blondes were driving along a road by a wheat field when they saw a blonde in the middle of the field rowing a row boat.
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( W) K1 `' X' F6 qThe driver blonde turned to her friend and said "You know - it's blondes like that that give us a bad name!"

* R+ p  t8 \5 S1 R3 cTo this, the other blonde replies "I know it, and if I knew how to swim, I'd go out there and drown her."
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7 [' F3 o" R% U2 v8 s, V# \I Want to Buy That
6 r( p. }# I. S3 }+ OA blonde goes into a nearby store and asks a clerk if she can buy the TV in the corner.
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! b9 f8 o) `: \  `/ U) nThe clerk looks at her and says that he doesn't serve blondes, so she goes back home and dyes her hair black.

* E" m  M# h' s$ X. y. L2 B" [The next day she returns to the store and asks the same thing, and again, the clerk said he doesn't serve blondes.

) R2 \' A! D( x# b3 pFrustrated, the blonde goes home and dyes her hair yet again, to a shade of red.
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Sure that a clerk would sell her the TV this time, she returns and asks a different clerk this time.
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To her astonishment, this clerk also says that she doesn't serve blondes.

The blonde asks the clerk, "How in the world do you know I am a blonde?"

9 [6 E0 h2 k" O( ]6 z( q, G0 N. {The clerk looks at her disgustedly and says,"That's not a TV -- it's a microwave!"

5 S8 a1 ^/ f+ C1 R1 u2 x. ?4 Z8 w) k. ZAre You Really Sure?
A blind guy on a bar stool shouts to the bartender, "Wanna hear a blonde joke?"

* P! H8 ?& ~' z9 ?/ pIn a hushed voice, the guy next to him says, "Before you tell that joke, you should know something."

2 B* c* b& N% W1 Y5 YOur bartender IS blonde, the bouncer is blonde. I'm a 6' tall, 200 lb black belt. The guy sitting next to me is 6'2", weighs 225, and he's a rugby player. The fella to your right is 6'5" pushing 300 and he's a wrestler. Each one of US is blonde. Think about it, Mister. Do you still wanna tell that joke?"
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7 [% G! d2 V! I7 y, u5 ?, q- rThe blind guy says, "Nah, not if I'm gonna have to explain it five times."
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Blonde Sky Divers
A blonde and a brunette are skydiving.

The brunette jumps out the plane and pulls the cord -- nothing happens.
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She pulls the emergency cord and still nothing.
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; f: k5 ?* K$ c+ v! `& WThe blonde finally jumps out of the plane and yells "Oh! So you wanna race, huh?"
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[ 本帖最后由 Xbfeng 于 2008-10-7 13:31 编辑 ]

Xbfeng

Not funny at all?

billzhao

funny, thanks for sharing.

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