Blonde Jokes

Xbfeng

Blonde Car Accident
One day, while a blonde was out driving her car, she ran into a truck.
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! ~4 C: c& u8 \( b' {. e! T, n/ S7 sThe truck's driver made her pull over into a parking lot and get out of the car.
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& i, |. H8 G- }; x, x2 z& MHe took a piece of chalk and drew a circle on the pavement. He told her to stand in the middle and not leave the circle.

+ ?, M' x* g, x) S2 S) H8 FFurious, he went over to her car and slashed the tires.

$ M; C# E: I4 ~$ kThe blonde started laughing.

This made the man angrier so he smashed her windshield.
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This time the blonde laughed even harder.

# W  ~- [) x9 @" U5 g" D9 ~Livid, the man broke all her windows and keyed her car.

4 `% Z& |) ^" w7 S( q  PThe blonde is now laughing hysterically, so the truck driver asks her what's so funny.

The blonde giggles and replies, "When you weren't looking, I stepped out of the circle three times!"

Rowing Your Boat
  ^1 I. r" A9 B# L' q7 G0 D* PTwo blondes were driving along a road by a wheat field when they saw a blonde in the middle of the field rowing a row boat.
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" \$ B/ r; L( ]; f, bThe driver blonde turned to her friend and said "You know - it's blondes like that that give us a bad name!"

To this, the other blonde replies "I know it, and if I knew how to swim, I'd go out there and drown her."

I Want to Buy That
A blonde goes into a nearby store and asks a clerk if she can buy the TV in the corner.

* b  M7 A+ R: I" {: kThe clerk looks at her and says that he doesn't serve blondes, so she goes back home and dyes her hair black.
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$ Y6 K$ U# k5 H- bThe next day she returns to the store and asks the same thing, and again, the clerk said he doesn't serve blondes.
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Frustrated, the blonde goes home and dyes her hair yet again, to a shade of red.
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- ]# r& E( e7 M. o  pSure that a clerk would sell her the TV this time, she returns and asks a different clerk this time.

) u. P0 N2 ]& I# tTo her astonishment, this clerk also says that she doesn't serve blondes.

The blonde asks the clerk, "How in the world do you know I am a blonde?"
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) f# `7 S7 n3 {0 M5 C: oThe clerk looks at her disgustedly and says,"That's not a TV -- it's a microwave!"
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Are You Really Sure?
A blind guy on a bar stool shouts to the bartender, "Wanna hear a blonde joke?"
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In a hushed voice, the guy next to him says, "Before you tell that joke, you should know something."
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Our bartender IS blonde, the bouncer is blonde. I'm a 6' tall, 200 lb black belt. The guy sitting next to me is 6'2", weighs 225, and he's a rugby player. The fella to your right is 6'5" pushing 300 and he's a wrestler. Each one of US is blonde. Think about it, Mister. Do you still wanna tell that joke?"
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' Q7 N2 r: C! i( Z, L' OThe blind guy says, "Nah, not if I'm gonna have to explain it five times."
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, Q' i) z% w2 t( U' s7 o& vBlonde Sky Divers
- |  Q, ^+ O( l+ o8 u/ }5 @9 |A blonde and a brunette are skydiving.
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The brunette jumps out the plane and pulls the cord -- nothing happens.
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- a3 y& g0 N1 V4 G# `7 AShe pulls the emergency cord and still nothing.

" b" m& N! R1 d. ~. BThe blonde finally jumps out of the plane and yells "Oh! So you wanna race, huh?"
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[ 本帖最后由 Xbfeng 于 2008-10-7 13:31 编辑 ]

Xbfeng

Not funny at all?

billzhao

funny, thanks for sharing.

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