The Colonoscopy

sweetspot

All the organs of the body were having a meeting,
trying to decide who was the one in charge.
" C* U  a5 y, @5 B'I should be in charge,' said the brain,
& ~1 |2 g/ W, O$ s, B'Because I run all the body's systems, so without me nothing would happen.'

) g; t) C3 p: x* r" {3 m$ `: c'I should be in charge,' said the blood ,
'because I circulate oxygen all over so without me you'd all waste away.'
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'I should be in charge,' said the
stomach
,
'because I process food and give all of you energy.'
/ ]/ {' M& `8 v'I should be in charge,' said the legs,
'because I carry the body wherever it needs to go.'
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'I should be in charge,' said the eyes,
# ~/ V0 c( S" }- h2 ?- Y'Because I allow the body to see where it goes.'
0 y0 O5 v, I0 Y* ?' D'I should be in charge,' said the rectum,
" S' n! `% O/ D8 @'Because I'm responsible for waste removal.'

All the other body parts laughed at the rectum
- P$ u" \$ \& i# k- F: b2 T3 Jand insulted him, so in a huff, he shut down tight.
5 I+ U/ X( A+ lWithin a few days,
the brain had a terrible headache,
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was bloated,
the legs
got wobbly,
the eyes
got watery,
and the
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was toxic.
( |1 A" V9 O5 a6 g5 o) G" o5 kThey all decided that the
" p; d3 \5 R8 H' mrectum should be the boss.
1 ?- |: m; {/ t! ^& ^& m: {The Moral of the story?
& v  N1 I2 ^+ Y: ^; zThe ass hole is usually the one in charge!

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, p8 ]6 C- s1 g  b[ 本帖最后由 sweetspot 于 2008-9-27 23:26 编辑 ]

Sunnyman

Haha!
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9 c2 S0 U3 e3 `+ q5 qWhere you got this so funning story!
I like it.