The Colonoscopy

sweetspot

All the organs of the body were having a meeting,
trying to decide who was the one in charge.
# R- b# ~! G# Z* x: M- _'I should be in charge,' said the brain,
'Because I run all the body's systems, so without me nothing would happen.'

6 U. E: y$ }8 J% [4 h'I should be in charge,' said the blood ,
2 W3 y8 T+ M& K% Z3 P'because I circulate oxygen all over so without me you'd all waste away.'
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stomach
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'because I process food and give all of you energy.'
'I should be in charge,' said the legs,
+ t, ~' e2 T: X'because I carry the body wherever it needs to go.'

; L2 a: \5 S- n9 H: f6 m'I should be in charge,' said the eyes,
'Because I allow the body to see where it goes.'
7 F3 A, E1 \: M! t2 a. d* ^" r3 X'I should be in charge,' said the rectum,
1 L- H# n2 P! I0 T'Because I'm responsible for waste removal.'
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All the other body parts laughed at the rectum
+ w) |; m3 [* D* s9 Z0 Q7 nand insulted him, so in a huff, he shut down tight.
- H$ j& }) W  }6 _; gWithin a few days,
the brain had a terrible headache,
8 J, G. s+ I. {7 J! _8 ~) g" Jthe stomach
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the legs
got wobbly,
the eyes
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blood
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1 `5 v, R: {6 u; Z4 {- pThey all decided that the
2 ~4 Y# _' k4 P* x- `rectum should be the boss.
The Moral of the story?
The ass hole is usually the one in charge!
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" X  M0 Z4 j1 |[ 本帖最后由 sweetspot 于 2008-9-27 23:26 编辑 ]

Sunnyman

Haha!
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Where you got this so funning story!
I like it.