The Colonoscopy

sweetspot

All the organs of the body were having a meeting,
  @; [$ H8 |6 h0 h$ K2 J9 vtrying to decide who was the one in charge.
7 M* r  m3 T6 G- p/ p3 j$ P! ~'I should be in charge,' said the brain,
'Because I run all the body's systems, so without me nothing would happen.'

'I should be in charge,' said the blood ,
'because I circulate oxygen all over so without me you'd all waste away.'
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'I should be in charge,' said the
stomach
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9 [6 [% F$ I) b2 F$ I2 f, y, w9 L5 y'because I process food and give all of you energy.'
1 d5 b6 O0 x5 l'I should be in charge,' said the legs,
'because I carry the body wherever it needs to go.'

; v3 s7 P+ ^# U! ]; G2 K'I should be in charge,' said the eyes,
'Because I allow the body to see where it goes.'
7 ]: W  \  v- x7 C'I should be in charge,' said the rectum,
'Because I'm responsible for waste removal.'
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6 ], j% k+ ~/ o; E8 z7 N6 X, PAll the other body parts laughed at the rectum
and insulted him, so in a huff, he shut down tight.
Within a few days,
: q4 k' ~) Q( _) qthe brain had a terrible headache,
4 k+ s0 x8 V+ [6 r6 B6 i1 Ythe stomach
was bloated,
the legs
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the eyes
got watery,
1 R9 [0 U: h9 M  b: c- G( l7 xand the
5 T* u; Q2 X. A; Y' C9 Q2 g8 p9 Gblood
was toxic.
5 q0 |2 w7 l1 t% K" aThey all decided that the
( g0 n! s0 w# k% P% e( O8 Zrectum should be the boss.
3 s! Q: R" d5 u! x( Q2 HThe Moral of the story?
The ass hole is usually the one in charge!


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[ 本帖最后由 sweetspot 于 2008-9-27 23:26 编辑 ]

Sunnyman

Haha!
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Where you got this so funning story!
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