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All the organs of the body were having a meeting,2 [- z4 G4 z3 a+ O% M1 E9 ?5 M
trying to decide who was the one in charge.
" C* U a5 y, @5 B 'I should be in charge,' said the brain,
& ~1 |2 g/ W, O$ s, B'Because I run all the body's systems, so without me nothing would happen.'2 F: I6 K& P, ]* [+ s( u+ H

) g; t) C3 p: x* r" {3 m$ `: c'I should be in charge,' said the blood ,2 L$ L, K" @+ M6 ^8 ?% Y, Q
'because I circulate oxygen all over so without me you'd all waste away.'
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'I should be in charge,' said the& U" ~0 z `2 h+ G+ ~4 J
stomach3 e: l% t9 i# a
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'because I process food and give all of you energy.'
/ ]/ {' M& `8 v 'I should be in charge,' said the legs,9 P) U3 [3 [/ \/ z0 \. w
'because I carry the body wherever it needs to go.'
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'I should be in charge,' said the eyes,
# ~/ V0 c( S" }- h2 ?- Y'Because I allow the body to see where it goes.'
0 y0 O5 v, I0 Y* ?' D 'I should be in charge,' said the rectum,
" S' n! `% O/ D8 @'Because I'm responsible for waste removal.'1 N7 F. d$ P) K" g5 L$ L
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All the other body parts laughed at the rectum
- P$ u" \$ \& i# k- F: b2 T3 Jand insulted him, so in a huff, he shut down tight.
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the brain had a terrible headache,
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was bloated,, f; k( `' w6 Q2 \, P: Z
the legs4 h# R- ^/ O" c
got wobbly,. K+ V2 @: d" Y' ^% {" G6 O% Y
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got watery,! W5 p, S- d, U; S5 T2 q
and the
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was toxic.
( |1 A" V9 O5 a6 g5 o) G" o5 kThey all decided that the
" p; d3 \5 R8 H' mrectum should be the boss.
1 ?- |: m; {/ t! ^& ^& m: {The Moral of the story?
& v N1 I2 ^+ Y: ^; zThe ass hole is usually the one in charge!% f. d: v5 J H3 R

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