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The Colonoscopy

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发表于 2008-9-27 22:25 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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All the organs of the body were having a meeting,/ S, w& H7 r6 ^. l- B* q& ~
trying to decide who was the one in charge.
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'I should be in charge,' said the brain,) [: s/ ~5 W6 U8 c
'Because I run all the body's systems, so without me nothing would happen.'
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: \$ p7 h! r* f  Y4 ~% y'I should be in charge,' said the blood
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+ W3 v8 ?6 Q/ N( U7 _, e'because I circulate oxygen all over so without me you'd all waste away
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'I should be in charge,' said the
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stomach

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$ a! B0 Z( f' j0 B$ s'because I process food and give all of you energy.'
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'I should be in charge,' said the legs,4 I0 W* H3 @# E( ?
'because I carry the body wherever it needs to go.'& j; d! O% X7 n6 b

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'I should be in charge,' said the eyes,
+ X8 a$ h2 v5 d! p9 B0 J& |- c'Because I allow the body to see where it goes.'

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'I should be in charge,' said the rectum,5 ?9 \" ~5 q' x3 m8 U: z7 }: r
'Because I'm responsible for waste removal.'
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All the other body parts laughed at the rectum
/ \1 ^3 L0 K7 u# z3 tand insulted him, so in a huff, he shut down tight.

* F9 W' L/ b9 ^9 ]1 @: l0 R+ kWithin a few days,3 ~1 I1 p6 Z8 r
the brain had a terrible headache,
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the
stomach
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was bloated,
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legs+ J2 W$ K, W) ^
got wobbly,
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eyes# E& c. j9 g( v2 o* Y% `* x
got watery,( h9 q5 P/ D: L/ o6 G: R
and the

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blood, X6 A3 ~" u& @2 i: V$ y  P% J
was toxic.( T; S. p/ z/ y& _
They all decided that the
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rectum should be the boss.
  l1 r* P( [! W# TThe Moral of the story?  ^" O/ I' z* V8 L
The ass hole is usually the one in charge!
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[ 本帖最后由 sweetspot 于 2008-9-27 23:26 编辑 ]
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发表于 2008-10-5 10:27 | 显示全部楼层
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Where you got this so funning story!  f) [# R6 b1 \* L$ V
I like it.
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