The Colonoscopy

sweetspot

All the organs of the body were having a meeting,
4 C7 o/ I( D# X; ?" ]( D# `8 ?trying to decide who was the one in charge.
+ G$ b6 t+ f9 l- _" \* ^'I should be in charge,' said the brain,
* P2 R9 I2 [, }. j'Because I run all the body's systems, so without me nothing would happen.'
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& a7 S& |' J2 @" [) f4 q2 K% ['because I circulate oxygen all over so without me you'd all waste away.'

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stomach
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5 A% |1 [  {, x' R0 c& o'because I process food and give all of you energy.'
8 \4 k$ ~5 M* T0 c& y5 m: B'I should be in charge,' said the legs,
$ T/ k, G" r1 i1 U  F'because I carry the body wherever it needs to go.'

'I should be in charge,' said the eyes,
- h6 f6 O9 L5 @0 U8 H4 B; _; Q'Because I allow the body to see where it goes.'
! f0 R5 p; Y9 }0 s8 b6 v'I should be in charge,' said the rectum,
$ P7 s1 R1 o5 z2 q6 L4 W'Because I'm responsible for waste removal.'
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All the other body parts laughed at the rectum
9 h- R! ?) i2 G) ]1 i1 n% Qand insulted him, so in a huff, he shut down tight.
Within a few days,
! k+ g9 {9 q* @3 y; kthe brain had a terrible headache,
the stomach
was bloated,
$ T4 V" w" Q* D+ mthe legs
got wobbly,
the eyes
got watery,
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blood
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They all decided that the
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The Moral of the story?
The ass hole is usually the one in charge!
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[ 本帖最后由 sweetspot 于 2008-9-27 23:26 编辑 ]

Sunnyman

Haha!

* o& U! u% C5 p! pWhere you got this so funning story!
I like it.