The Colonoscopy

sweetspot

$ U$ j9 M" c. _$ bAll the organs of the body were having a meeting,
8 u  q% T! a5 B- |; Utrying to decide who was the one in charge.
'I should be in charge,' said the brain,
8 ~7 V" ?% ?& Q1 X3 G1 Q5 z'Because I run all the body's systems, so without me nothing would happen.'
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'I should be in charge,' said the blood ,
'because I circulate oxygen all over so without me you'd all waste away.'


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'I should be in charge,' said the
stomach
,
6 T' V/ P5 _8 d2 h3 S7 N* i'because I process food and give all of you energy.'
& @6 h. o, O6 K; E'I should be in charge,' said the legs,
'because I carry the body wherever it needs to go.'
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'I should be in charge,' said the eyes,
'Because I allow the body to see where it goes.'
* H0 Y" o9 ?! K. z( m* L5 y  P'I should be in charge,' said the rectum,
) o( [8 X9 ~  k; t'Because I'm responsible for waste removal.'
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All the other body parts laughed at the rectum
and insulted him, so in a huff, he shut down tight.
Within a few days,
5 u8 j5 V- Z0 @; Kthe brain had a terrible headache,
the stomach
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7 D$ j3 T+ i! g: @1 Tthe legs
; C% J! j* @4 lgot wobbly,
% x% A" F+ n$ Y! E9 athe eyes
7 E1 l" j3 V" bgot watery,
# E9 I6 Z) y5 D+ Z3 b' F  nand the
' m, q' Q. G$ h( Dblood
- I' p0 U4 f% A$ J0 ~was toxic.
  u/ {; U3 O, i& w0 A  J7 V* R2 oThey all decided that the
7 }3 f# W" U  l  g: `3 O; yrectum should be the boss.
- r# |7 C6 C' a0 ]5 T. DThe Moral of the story?
The ass hole is usually the one in charge!
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[ 本帖最后由 sweetspot 于 2008-9-27 23:26 编辑 ]

Sunnyman

Haha!

Where you got this so funning story!
I like it.