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The Colonoscopy

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发表于 2008-9-27 22:25 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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$ U$ j9 M" c. _$ bAll the organs of the body were having a meeting,
8 u  q% T! a5 B- |; Utrying to decide who was the one in charge.
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'I should be in charge,' said the brain,
8 ~7 V" ?% ?& Q1 X3 G1 Q5 z'Because I run all the body's systems, so without me nothing would happen.'

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'I should be in charge,' said the blood
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'because I circulate oxygen all over so without me you'd all waste away
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'I should be in charge,' said the' x; k9 V; A8 O5 I; t) H
stomach
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,
6 T' V/ P5 _8 d2 h3 S7 N* i'because I process food and give all of you energy.'

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'I should be in charge,' said the legs,9 B' y6 q4 D9 l- B
'because I carry the body wherever it needs to go.'
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'I should be in charge,' said the eyes,7 i. u! s# n' N
'Because I allow the body to see where it goes.'

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'I should be in charge,' said the rectum,
) o( [8 X9 ~  k; t'Because I'm responsible for waste removal.'

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All the other body parts laughed at the rectum0 {; B' L! A, t6 g
and insulted him, so in a huff, he shut down tight.
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Within a few days,
5 u8 j5 V- Z0 @; Kthe brain had a terrible headache,
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the
stomach
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was bloated,
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legs
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got wobbly,
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eyes
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got watery,
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blood
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was toxic.
  u/ {; U3 O, i& w0 A  J7 V* R2 oThey all decided that the

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rectum should be the boss.
- r# |7 C6 C' a0 ]5 T. DThe Moral of the story?- n# p9 A0 \1 p1 v2 Z( m" @* d
The ass hole is usually the one in charge!

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[ 本帖最后由 sweetspot 于 2008-9-27 23:26 编辑 ]
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发表于 2008-10-5 10:27 | 显示全部楼层
Haha!5 D. ^, b& W/ |' q; Z
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Where you got this so funning story!9 K; d; f* ]$ a4 ?% b& ]
I like it.
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