The Colonoscopy

sweetspot

All the organs of the body were having a meeting,
trying to decide who was the one in charge.
'I should be in charge,' said the brain,
'Because I run all the body's systems, so without me nothing would happen.'

: \$ p7 h! r* f  Y4 ~% y'I should be in charge,' said the blood ,
+ W3 v8 ?6 Q/ N( U7 _, e'because I circulate oxygen all over so without me you'd all waste away.'
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'I should be in charge,' said the
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$ a! B0 Z( f' j0 B$ s'because I process food and give all of you energy.'
'I should be in charge,' said the legs,
'because I carry the body wherever it needs to go.'

# j1 o! ?/ _* g1 u/ W, i'I should be in charge,' said the eyes,
+ X8 a$ h2 v5 d! p9 B0 J& |- c'Because I allow the body to see where it goes.'
5 o) \$ {# e1 J8 ~6 N% a'I should be in charge,' said the rectum,
'Because I'm responsible for waste removal.'

All the other body parts laughed at the rectum
/ \1 ^3 L0 K7 u# z3 tand insulted him, so in a huff, he shut down tight.
* F9 W' L/ b9 ^9 ]1 @: l0 R+ kWithin a few days,
the brain had a terrible headache,
the stomach
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3 b" _, T( o- f( I; Y+ Othe legs
got wobbly,
6 `: h7 E; m) r# gthe eyes
got watery,
and the
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was toxic.
They all decided that the
rectum should be the boss.
  l1 r* P( [! W# TThe Moral of the story?
The ass hole is usually the one in charge!

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[ 本帖最后由 sweetspot 于 2008-9-27 23:26 编辑 ]

Sunnyman

Haha!

Where you got this so funning story!
I like it.