The Colonoscopy

sweetspot

, o% y) P- Q9 g0 RAll the organs of the body were having a meeting,
trying to decide who was the one in charge.
: U- q: p2 i; a& J) P'I should be in charge,' said the brain,
'Because I run all the body's systems, so without me nothing would happen.'
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'I should be in charge,' said the blood ,
'because I circulate oxygen all over so without me you'd all waste away.'
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! A5 r. A3 z" a! s'I should be in charge,' said the
7 d; g# W7 C+ {$ x; l( ?' qstomach
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2 c3 B5 ~( o$ f: k# M'because I process food and give all of you energy.'
* g  d: {4 ^! a, p1 Y'I should be in charge,' said the legs,
& r$ N+ M# A. n$ C9 f8 f/ x'because I carry the body wherever it needs to go.'

'I should be in charge,' said the eyes,
, D7 H9 N2 n5 p' \  p# H1 N* L'Because I allow the body to see where it goes.'
'I should be in charge,' said the rectum,
" Q3 ]; V/ j* Y- ^'Because I'm responsible for waste removal.'
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All the other body parts laughed at the rectum
and insulted him, so in a huff, he shut down tight.
1 O! a9 Z- J& R% TWithin a few days,
the brain had a terrible headache,
4 S. T7 m( B% z3 cthe stomach
. U6 t5 a( A  \( r+ e" R0 Hwas bloated,
8 U4 d, o' Z" ~" X2 B6 Lthe legs
! V/ g$ f% T1 _: d7 W+ Dgot wobbly,
# T# \/ `6 C3 ~( G: \4 t) Qthe eyes
3 }, V6 }6 P6 F- ]6 s9 ^3 U3 Lgot watery,
and the
blood
was toxic.
They all decided that the
; f' y, {! {0 O  l+ q8 X9 `rectum should be the boss.
The Moral of the story?
The ass hole is usually the one in charge!
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[ 本帖最后由 sweetspot 于 2008-9-27 23:26 编辑 ]

Sunnyman

Haha!

9 M8 L9 e7 U1 U/ x* G  hWhere you got this so funning story!
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