The Colonoscopy

sweetspot

All the organs of the body were having a meeting,
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' g! }+ x3 b# P3 i3 ['I should be in charge,' said the brain,
+ w6 C5 s1 H2 r) c1 J) R( m) c( N'Because I run all the body's systems, so without me nothing would happen.'
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'I should be in charge,' said the blood ,
( B7 Y( x( c! p, a: S, k'because I circulate oxygen all over so without me you'd all waste away.'
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stomach
,
* Z3 e0 b3 u$ C+ ^4 B'because I process food and give all of you energy.'
'I should be in charge,' said the legs,
. R) ^$ j' ]! N, v7 L3 w+ i'because I carry the body wherever it needs to go.'

'I should be in charge,' said the eyes,
  f, j. Z& F( z'Because I allow the body to see where it goes.'
'I should be in charge,' said the rectum,
  U! k. o) }4 t, f! [9 Z'Because I'm responsible for waste removal.'
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All the other body parts laughed at the rectum
" Q, H+ p8 z6 t( ]4 H: B& |! cand insulted him, so in a huff, he shut down tight.
6 o) l$ Y/ J" V2 j6 m! ~Within a few days,
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the stomach
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got wobbly,
the eyes
got watery,
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blood
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* B9 w5 y; }# r9 nThey all decided that the
rectum should be the boss.
The Moral of the story?
2 _! j6 N+ z1 j- n! K: M% y- oThe ass hole is usually the one in charge!
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[ 本帖最后由 sweetspot 于 2008-9-27 23:26 编辑 ]

Sunnyman

Haha!

1 s) K1 q" Z5 u- e. o- IWhere you got this so funning story!
I like it.