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This was nominated for best joke of the year - worth sharing. ! }: t9 \& L9 U ^1 z
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A Russian arrives in New York City as a new immigrant to the United States . He stops the first person he sees walking down the street and says, 'Thank you Mr. American for letting me in this country , giving me housing, food stamps, free medical care, and free education!'
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9 `8 C) w8 X2 u: TThe passerby says, 'You are mistaken, I am Mexican.'1 }( d! q' i& e
3 f+ g2 s O2 }! @/ g- I5 sThe man goes on and encounters another passerby. ' Thank you for having such a beautiful country here in America !': h. j" e/ U+ @# a5 R
H' R" [+ u& j/ @0 I* m% C* gThe person says, 'I not American, I Vietnamese.'
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The new arrival walks further, and the next person he sees he stops, shakes his hand and says, 'Thank you for the wonderful America !'& ~& N' E; d& \; z
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That person puts up his hand and says, 'I am from Middle East , I am not American!'' Y+ B( v1 s+ L$ Q8 ?
% P) b. P& I+ A9 y* i0 yHe finally sees a nice lady and asks, 'Are you an American?'9 g3 d" i" ]' A( Z% K% ` g4 w+ {/ R
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She says , 'No, I am from Africa !') }" t, x& s: k/ v# P; M
7 ?+ H; O# f8 z b( IPuzzled, he asks her, 'Where are all the Americans?'
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The African lady checks her watch and says...'Probably at work!' |
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