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This was nominated for best joke of the year - worth sharing.
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* J/ E6 s/ z: i, q9 ]A Russian arrives in New York City as a new immigrant to the United States . He stops the first person he sees walking down the street and says, 'Thank you Mr. American for letting me in this country , giving me housing, food stamps, free medical care, and free education!'" [5 O5 l" N" l; Q2 a
( j& o% V5 J% h Q q5 g8 B- H$ ~The passerby says, 'You are mistaken, I am Mexican.'
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2 P- j; W1 r$ D0 j" r! a* X' h" }The man goes on and encounters another passerby. ' Thank you for having such a beautiful country here in America !'+ C% |: I& E. N! C6 q. \0 F" u
' l, t. h" q9 _) I1 W. X; D* M) y. zThe person says, 'I not American, I Vietnamese.'* m% g/ o! q2 y
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The new arrival walks further, and the next person he sees he stops, shakes his hand and says, 'Thank you for the wonderful America !'/ x! d; L0 _' W) K2 ?: a, @
# |! J3 Z+ d. j% H M9 D' p" S# g: gThat person puts up his hand and says, 'I am from Middle East , I am not American!'4 P9 L" P m5 E, Z+ d
- h! x$ H; ?* ZHe finally sees a nice lady and asks, 'Are you an American?'
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/ e6 ?$ {' j0 T: g9 [1 FShe says , 'No, I am from Africa !'
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0 R9 f$ i. O' c4 r+ O; o) T5 gPuzzled, he asks her, 'Where are all the Americans?'' m+ p- X% k R e. V: F8 `, G, }
0 I, W7 x# V. i* c7 ?5 `The African lady checks her watch and says...'Probably at work!' |
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