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This was nominated for best joke of the year - worth sharing.
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8 }$ B" |" G6 K0 Z* SA Russian arrives in New York City as a new immigrant to the United States . He stops the first person he sees walking down the street and says, 'Thank you Mr. American for letting me in this country , giving me housing, food stamps, free medical care, and free education!'
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* X3 o7 {5 i' X4 X. M4 YThe passerby says, 'You are mistaken, I am Mexican.'/ e4 M5 x. n0 a0 o
. y/ b* W( y; l4 \7 |5 F/ w- B: l- GThe man goes on and encounters another passerby. ' Thank you for having such a beautiful country here in America !'- E& R: v) x. F1 Y0 {
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The person says, 'I not American, I Vietnamese.'
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The new arrival walks further, and the next person he sees he stops, shakes his hand and says, 'Thank you for the wonderful America !'
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( V+ ?( c7 |6 H1 O5 U4 X5 O. UThat person puts up his hand and says, 'I am from Middle East , I am not American!'
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He finally sees a nice lady and asks, 'Are you an American?'9 C4 M/ ?4 h2 y
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She says , 'No, I am from Africa !'$ i) F: A+ x' b! g3 m6 v- ]1 V0 \
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Puzzled, he asks her, 'Where are all the Americans?'
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6 x9 C- x: v) G6 l$ e4 TThe African lady checks her watch and says...'Probably at work!' |
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