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Dumber

This was nominated for best joke of the year - worth sharing.

A Russian arrives in  New York City  as a new immigrant to the  United States . He stops the first person he sees walking down the street and says, 'Thank you Mr. American for letting me in this country , giving me housing, food stamps, free medical care, and free education!'

2 j; w) E: d1 n0 F- T+ DThe passerby says, 'You are mistaken, I am Mexican.'
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The man goes on and encounters another passerby. ' Thank you for having such a beautiful country here in America !'
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3 b- W, K8 V& C0 M% J. dThe person says, 'I not American, I Vietnamese.'
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" u, n% ~5 S5 [+ C7 P2 @The new arrival walks further, and the next person he sees he stops, shakes his hand and says, 'Thank you for the wonderful  America !'
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. i0 V6 T# Y5 N4 c( kThat person puts up his hand and says, 'I am from Middle East , I am not American!'
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He finally sees a nice lady and asks, 'Are you an American?'

She says , 'No, I am from Africa !'

+ d% [3 b7 l( j: [' _% UPuzzled, he asks her, 'Where are all the Americans?'

The African lady checks her watch and says...'Probably at work!'

billzhao

Really? Are americans that workaholic?

Xbfeng

I guess that all the Americans have jobs while the immigrants have not. That's why the Russian met them in the day time or in the working hours.

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千里马

的确有点意思

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