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This was nominated for best joke of the year - worth sharing.
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, B5 \4 q$ A |$ H4 uA Russian arrives in New York City as a new immigrant to the United States . He stops the first person he sees walking down the street and says, 'Thank you Mr. American for letting me in this country , giving me housing, food stamps, free medical care, and free education!'9 V! Y- O0 }, b
$ J+ T( s o$ V6 r0 M6 x. \- mThe passerby says, 'You are mistaken, I am Mexican.') b; e, A5 y$ E' G7 ~; b$ K
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The man goes on and encounters another passerby. ' Thank you for having such a beautiful country here in America !'
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The person says, 'I not American, I Vietnamese.'# V) _. N- r8 v- ~7 s& |: K, ]
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The new arrival walks further, and the next person he sees he stops, shakes his hand and says, 'Thank you for the wonderful America !'- W- z* H, `) W2 Y1 F; ?* C& C
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That person puts up his hand and says, 'I am from Middle East , I am not American!'
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7 S$ o/ J3 N! O- S; i6 ?& K# bHe finally sees a nice lady and asks, 'Are you an American?'
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8 ~9 e$ s( G! I' uShe says , 'No, I am from Africa !'
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@; q; N0 _( A8 W, f& y$ s- KPuzzled, he asks her, 'Where are all the Americans?'
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4 r `( b8 _) ]$ XThe African lady checks her watch and says...'Probably at work!' |
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