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This was nominated for best joke of the year - worth sharing.
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m% Y/ M0 v9 N5 Z8 {, y2 \A Russian arrives in New York City as a new immigrant to the United States . He stops the first person he sees walking down the street and says, 'Thank you Mr. American for letting me in this country , giving me housing, food stamps, free medical care, and free education!'
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The passerby says, 'You are mistaken, I am Mexican.'
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* v& R$ |6 M9 M' KThe man goes on and encounters another passerby. ' Thank you for having such a beautiful country here in America !'
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The person says, 'I not American, I Vietnamese.'3 p/ k) P. {3 y& U4 r, H! M$ S
8 e0 V, W$ V' BThe new arrival walks further, and the next person he sees he stops, shakes his hand and says, 'Thank you for the wonderful America !'
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# g6 T( I: G( K# vThat person puts up his hand and says, 'I am from Middle East , I am not American!'
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He finally sees a nice lady and asks, 'Are you an American?'
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She says , 'No, I am from Africa !'
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( h" t4 k+ q, nPuzzled, he asks her, 'Where are all the Americans?'9 z s6 v% a- X/ U
! Q0 M2 }; M5 [/ l/ Q# y0 bThe African lady checks her watch and says...'Probably at work!' |
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