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This was nominated for best joke of the year - worth sharing. 6 z, ]+ U# t( q( {( A
6 C1 I4 o6 N" l; X: n6 c! UA Russian arrives in New York City as a new immigrant to the United States . He stops the first person he sees walking down the street and says, 'Thank you Mr. American for letting me in this country , giving me housing, food stamps, free medical care, and free education!'% l; \( W* p' U3 a4 G
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The passerby says, 'You are mistaken, I am Mexican.'
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The man goes on and encounters another passerby. ' Thank you for having such a beautiful country here in America !'
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T3 X1 c( |6 u, Y( \The person says, 'I not American, I Vietnamese.'% G+ e2 }" x7 v# F" H5 @
: y! q, l2 G( `; nThe new arrival walks further, and the next person he sees he stops, shakes his hand and says, 'Thank you for the wonderful America !'8 t3 m+ C: ^" }0 h: [# M
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That person puts up his hand and says, 'I am from Middle East , I am not American!'% t4 {) ?1 }3 K/ r5 e" i. t7 ~- U
A6 q7 N! C- J$ ?- `; @- @He finally sees a nice lady and asks, 'Are you an American?'
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( O3 Z2 F7 x3 B4 c% D* ZShe says , 'No, I am from Africa !'
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Puzzled, he asks her, 'Where are all the Americans?'' B& h7 j1 K8 {
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The African lady checks her watch and says...'Probably at work!' |
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