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This was nominated for best joke of the year - worth sharing.
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/ X% f' [) m6 c, Q; lA Russian arrives in New York City as a new immigrant to the United States . He stops the first person he sees walking down the street and says, 'Thank you Mr. American for letting me in this country , giving me housing, food stamps, free medical care, and free education!'6 S) @: N3 B$ x* [ @
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The passerby says, 'You are mistaken, I am Mexican.', u4 O- P# j0 y' U3 N
/ M" k5 {1 S i7 O" |The man goes on and encounters another passerby. ' Thank you for having such a beautiful country here in America !'2 C. L' D3 `6 O) s
6 d5 T# I; i2 ?, m( e. k. QThe person says, 'I not American, I Vietnamese.'
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* n* d/ K2 H7 HThe new arrival walks further, and the next person he sees he stops, shakes his hand and says, 'Thank you for the wonderful America !'3 R" s) b0 j/ K! ?$ c
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That person puts up his hand and says, 'I am from Middle East , I am not American!', D. n3 ^. K0 z& o R+ C4 C
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He finally sees a nice lady and asks, 'Are you an American?'# {: U$ M, M& N$ `2 M
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She says , 'No, I am from Africa !'
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; d% m. A! y- g5 B, iPuzzled, he asks her, 'Where are all the Americans?'
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The African lady checks her watch and says...'Probably at work!' |
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