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NEVER SAY TO A COP:
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1. I can't reach my license unless you hold my beer. (OK in Texas) : B2 t7 l. v1 `2 @0 R% d
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2. Sorry, Officer, I didn't realize my radar detector wasn't plugged in. 0 A5 N! ^4 ?0 M# X) I) E
4 u! d$ c8 e5 h4 m, K% t3. Aren't you the guy from the Village People? ' Q8 y. T9 |% M9 z3 n% W# K
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4. Hey, you must've been doin' about 125 mph to keep up with me. Good job! # H' K; F! O3 b9 m" \7 t
1 J! ^, s V U+ q$ d% D5. Are You Andy or Barney? 3 Q. G) [( t# @; `3 u# P: h
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6. I thought you had to be in relatively good physical condition to be a police officer.
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' f- l' F: j: W/ u2 f7. You're not gonna check the trunk, are you?
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! ~( `! g4 [6 u! L; g+ O2 i8. I pay your salary!
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9. Gee, Office r! That's terrific. The last officer only gave me a warning, too!
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7 j, X# Z7 d/ w/ |8 {* R10. Do you know why you pulled me over? Okay, just so one of us does. 7 Q# i9 ~& U$ X0 h; s4 N; o& N
3 _; t! S+ F# B! Q0 h7 O11. I was trying to keep up with traffic. Yes, I know there are no other cars around. That's how far ahead of me they are.
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' d( W) X3 F* a9 o8 t% w12. When the Officer says "Gee .Your eyes look red, have you been drinking?" You probably shouldn't respond with, "Gee, Officer your eyes look glazed, have you been eating doughnuts?" |
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发表于 2005-3-11 13:59
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