Never Say to a Cop:

OliveOil

NEVER SAY TO A COP:
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1. I can't reach my license unless you hold my beer. (OK in Texas)
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2. Sorry, Officer, I didn't realize my radar detector wasn't plugged in.

3. Aren't you the guy from the Village People?
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4. Hey, you must've been doin' about 125 mph to keep up with me. Good job!
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5. Are You Andy or Barney?

0 U/ `- a' y+ v' n6. I thought you had to be in relatively good physical condition to be a police officer.

7. You're not gonna check the trunk, are you?
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- [' Q2 v  B- ]5 y* V! ]; P" w1 J8. I pay your salary!

  H( B; \6 v& ?$ u9. Gee, Office r! That's terrific. The last officer only gave me a warning, too!

; i9 E/ l7 @, P+ X10. Do you know why you pulled me over? Okay, just so one of us does.
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/ K( z6 F- |3 m$ F/ j3 [- c/ q# m  u: b11. I was trying to keep up with traffic. Yes, I know there are no other cars around. That's how far ahead of me they are.

/ t! m' E  i+ @/ _( h/ \/ l12. When the Officer says "Gee .Your eyes look red, have you been drinking?" You probably shouldn't respond with, "Gee, Officer your eyes look glazed, have you been eating doughnuts?"