Never Say to a Cop:

OliveOil

NEVER SAY TO A COP:
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( g! j6 M* q: m1. I can't reach my license unless you hold my beer. (OK in Texas)
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2. Sorry, Officer, I didn't realize my radar detector wasn't plugged in.

3. Aren't you the guy from the Village People?
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1 |* t) r+ H% b) D8 C& w4. Hey, you must've been doin' about 125 mph to keep up with me. Good job!
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5. Are You Andy or Barney?
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2 m; y2 z- B* t3 S: M8 \/ E$ G# \6. I thought you had to be in relatively good physical condition to be a police officer.
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& v/ W5 N& n# k4 P# v, O' g& |+ p7. You're not gonna check the trunk, are you?

8. I pay your salary!

9. Gee, Office r! That's terrific. The last officer only gave me a warning, too!

: z" ^' n: h7 S) _1 k% ~4 a: Z' [  j10. Do you know why you pulled me over? Okay, just so one of us does.
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9 D- m1 H' L& M( G/ k11. I was trying to keep up with traffic. Yes, I know there are no other cars around. That's how far ahead of me they are.
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12. When the Officer says "Gee .Your eyes look red, have you been drinking?" You probably shouldn't respond with, "Gee, Officer your eyes look glazed, have you been eating doughnuts?"