Never Say to a Cop:

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NEVER SAY TO A COP:
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1. I can't reach my license unless you hold my beer. (OK in Texas)

2. Sorry, Officer, I didn't realize my radar detector wasn't plugged in.
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/ o4 D2 i, ~6 W! Z) t0 Q2 H3. Aren't you the guy from the Village People?
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4. Hey, you must've been doin' about 125 mph to keep up with me. Good job!

5. Are You Andy or Barney?

) o7 S4 Q" F3 I) j$ y' N* ?6. I thought you had to be in relatively good physical condition to be a police officer.
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8 [: _* w( v' a; C! T( y8 Q( h7. You're not gonna check the trunk, are you?

3 l4 _3 ?& j' z2 x$ X3 \8. I pay your salary!
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6 I9 e& \5 R4 E) z) O( t2 J9. Gee, Office r! That's terrific. The last officer only gave me a warning, too!

$ d* G) }  t" i2 M; n10. Do you know why you pulled me over? Okay, just so one of us does.
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% {+ c* d) B7 s" g" M11. I was trying to keep up with traffic. Yes, I know there are no other cars around. That's how far ahead of me they are.
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12. When the Officer says "Gee .Your eyes look red, have you been drinking?" You probably shouldn't respond with, "Gee, Officer your eyes look glazed, have you been eating doughnuts?"