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NEVER SAY TO A COP: 8 ~6 r, M, P& [7 @1 }
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1. I can't reach my license unless you hold my beer. (OK in Texas) ) D% C. o2 D) Z2 y8 e
" M/ ~! }3 |. V& [2. Sorry, Officer, I didn't realize my radar detector wasn't plugged in. 9 C2 u. Y5 m' L# o' e7 W3 e: L
# E; e" D: g0 g; A2 x3. Aren't you the guy from the Village People?
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4. Hey, you must've been doin' about 125 mph to keep up with me. Good job!
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5. Are You Andy or Barney?
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6. I thought you had to be in relatively good physical condition to be a police officer.
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; }! w5 f+ E# B. T4 I( h& G7 D7. You're not gonna check the trunk, are you? " e# Q6 L/ f5 w
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8. I pay your salary!
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( H( a+ f0 b& l0 o' h8 \4 l; {9. Gee, Office r! That's terrific. The last officer only gave me a warning, too! ) K7 m1 ^. Z5 p! @3 l
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10. Do you know why you pulled me over? Okay, just so one of us does. . B6 R9 \) V" G) }/ T7 E( v
/ c$ A8 y6 v1 c8 x8 ]+ Z- [1 p4 t! c5 ^11. I was trying to keep up with traffic. Yes, I know there are no other cars around. That's how far ahead of me they are.
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12. When the Officer says "Gee .Your eyes look red, have you been drinking?" You probably shouldn't respond with, "Gee, Officer your eyes look glazed, have you been eating doughnuts?" |
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