Never Say to a Cop:

OliveOil

NEVER SAY TO A COP:
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1. I can't reach my license unless you hold my beer. (OK in Texas)
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( K& B, l: @3 v0 a2. Sorry, Officer, I didn't realize my radar detector wasn't plugged in.
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! P! |8 {$ N. x. M' ]. p3. Aren't you the guy from the Village People?

+ z' D7 r. W, q4. Hey, you must've been doin' about 125 mph to keep up with me. Good job!
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5. Are You Andy or Barney?

6. I thought you had to be in relatively good physical condition to be a police officer.

$ @, u: l  ]( d# `7. You're not gonna check the trunk, are you?

8. I pay your salary!

9. Gee, Office r! That's terrific. The last officer only gave me a warning, too!

7 r- t) g9 F$ {2 y; y10. Do you know why you pulled me over? Okay, just so one of us does.
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11. I was trying to keep up with traffic. Yes, I know there are no other cars around. That's how far ahead of me they are.
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12. When the Officer says "Gee .Your eyes look red, have you been drinking?" You probably shouldn't respond with, "Gee, Officer your eyes look glazed, have you been eating doughnuts?"