Never Say to a Cop:

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NEVER SAY TO A COP:

1. I can't reach my license unless you hold my beer. (OK in Texas)

8 d5 j! m6 Y* e2 D2. Sorry, Officer, I didn't realize my radar detector wasn't plugged in.
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" [1 ~( O! z. t2 Y/ z+ @3. Aren't you the guy from the Village People?

4. Hey, you must've been doin' about 125 mph to keep up with me. Good job!
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5. Are You Andy or Barney?

6 M# T5 n( T& C: ?* B  J/ b3 I6. I thought you had to be in relatively good physical condition to be a police officer.
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7. You're not gonna check the trunk, are you?

' y7 U" c* S) I0 L! ^1 i8. I pay your salary!

9. Gee, Office r! That's terrific. The last officer only gave me a warning, too!
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10. Do you know why you pulled me over? Okay, just so one of us does.
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+ B) q! M( q  S11. I was trying to keep up with traffic. Yes, I know there are no other cars around. That's how far ahead of me they are.

9 f- D+ w: i1 j& z12. When the Officer says "Gee .Your eyes look red, have you been drinking?" You probably shouldn't respond with, "Gee, Officer your eyes look glazed, have you been eating doughnuts?"