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Put about 100 bricks in some particular order in a closed room with an open window. * |1 V9 _5 z) _
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Then send 2 or 3 candidates in the room and close the door. 2 r+ b: W7 p- ?# e W0 u
; ?- v" \9 L3 b1 oLeave them alone and come back after 6 hours and then analyze the situation. % G. i' ]; `: P# G# R5 ]1 S
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If they are counting the bricks.
( H$ T4 t; @% [+ O% l) YPut them in the accounts department.
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If they are recounting them..
0 w5 I( O4 m+ R" ePut them in auditing.
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If they have messed up the whole place with the bricks. $ u4 r3 }. e% w k. }
Put them in engineering. , E0 F& V& X* b2 j9 N
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If they are arranging the bricks in some strange order. ) ^" D1 j2 K2 G% ?, N
Put them in planning. 6 Q! v/ P' a6 E
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If they are throwing the bricks at each other.
+ M! l+ U: h: u3 I) E; `Put them in operations.
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9 `) K/ T ]0 l. RIf they are sleeping. + W1 n) D8 |& w$ a4 S
Put them in security.
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7 e6 H9 k/ Q/ P6 U# I6 LIf they have broken the bricks into pieces.
8 I+ `+ z H7 p. n$ fPut them in information technology. 7 S; f# W8 `7 B) i) i
) L" q+ f3 S7 vIf they are sitting idle.
1 j4 B$ ^, S( B# uPut them in human resources. ' T8 r; l, S& j, K7 C7 y* [
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If they say they have tried different combinations, yet ( }8 a5 B( Z6 ]( @ q9 T8 W. l
not a brick has been moved. E0 p# ?% ?/ O5 b: ^6 \3 B8 Y2 \. C
Put them in sales. , K. ?7 Y, _3 Z
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If they have already left for the day. 6 U. z' E5 [4 }$ l& h, W5 [& R% r
Put them in marketing. 9 H9 n+ ^9 I$ Q+ } }; c
+ H5 g2 j. B+ q1 u# wIf they are staring out of the window. # H8 l4 z4 N; `; S( ~; r
Put them on strategic planning.
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. \4 l. ~3 k @- T& W, BAnd then last but not least.
- H2 N" \$ ?+ ?6 zIf they are talking to each other and not a single brick has been moved. ( x- f2 e( W# S$ \! l
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Congratulate them and put them in top management |
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