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发表于 2005-3-3 20:06 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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1.we
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  two who and who?
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  咱俩谁跟谁阿 ' f, ?, S7 g% m1 K- a  B
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  2.how are you ? how old are you? , v% N. S! a5 \; [) `& }/ ^

, K. R4 U/ ~% L, w: O! J0 m  怎么是你,怎么老是你?
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3 h3 d  P& Q8 J$ a* k& `0 K  3.you don't bird me,I don't bird you
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  你不鸟我,我也不鸟你 ) b1 W# a6 |' ]( [* x) J( V
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  4.you have seed,I will give you some color to see see, brothers !
- i; [0 {- y7 Z6 ytogether up !
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  你有种,我要给你点颜色瞧瞧,兄弟们,一起上!
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  5.hello everybody!if you have something to say,then say!if you have
$ c, C5 T% {* W* J' a6 |nothing to say,go home!! 6 s4 ]+ A/ R. l" ]6 T  S

+ Z  h0 r' B$ r% q6 b( s  有事起奏,无事退朝
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  6.you me you me
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* S# D2 Q$ C# y$ }# g2 l4 ]5 }7 y0 T  彼此彼此
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  7.You Give Me Stop!! $ w# Z/ ?7 P; h0 g* {# [
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  你给我站住!
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% T0 d3 e" X  W) m# S: {  8.know is know noknow is noknow ! V9 t2 a7 \' s; b

' J/ b. N& ?3 r4 e8 P  知之为知之,不知为不知...
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  9.WATCH SISTER
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5 P& g  U; D+ H6 X  表妹 0 t7 r' B& O0 ~7 R$ q+ v. R
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  10.dragon born dragon,chicken born chicken,mouse''son can make hole!!
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) k. C# U% y6 O6 p$ k* l  龙生龙,凤生凤,老鼠的儿子大地洞 , x' \) T+ ^3 S1 o9 r
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  11.American Chinese not enough
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  美中不足
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  12.one car come one car go ,two car pengpeng,people die ! k. v# |) G9 S' u1 {
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  车祸现场描述 : u% `, Y9 Y; T2 v

8 c- G0 T7 E% q2 [) F. e8 C" f: T  13.heart flower angry open - F& K0 K: z7 L3 d  X

+ n' ~6 t; I0 l* n  心花怒放
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( f8 l+ f9 ?6 i% X7 D4 F  14.go past no mistake past # u  l# ~1 H6 U
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  走过路过,不要错过 " w. L- Q4 X0 g' x, L! e' y
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  15.小明:I am sorry!
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  老外:I am sorry too!
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! S3 O. g. [5 T2 J2 Q6 N  小明:I am sorry three!
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3 h, r# g  Q' x/ G# Q4 z  老外:What are you sorry for? / u$ i, t& {  S& Y

% K# y6 [  C5 a/ V  小明:I am sorry five!
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  16.If you want money,I have no; if you want life,I have one! 8 W  T2 m2 \& J, z/ y

4 w9 c7 j1 f1 ]% x8 l6 J8 U; N# h2 s$ _% B  要钱没有,要命一条 6 }* Q; L. @+ h% o9 n* A1 P& Y8 C
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  17.I call Li old big. toyear 25.
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! V! w# [+ G, ^* R) @- X4 X  我叫李老大,今年25。
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7 f  F6 U2 T! @. K* u  18.you have two down son。 9 Y2 k- g9 P$ B& {6 N/ _7 S
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  你有两下子。
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0 k1 h! X% R* x6 H  19.as far as you go to die 5 ?/ l- R0 H' y6 t$ d$ N

9 \, H% L! e; M* O! F$ b! O' i  有多远,死多远!!!!
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  20.I give you face you don''t wanna face,you lose you face ,I turn
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9 v4 m  G; z: x2 ?2 v给你脸你xxxx,你丢脸,我翻脸。
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发表于 2005-3-4 01:01 | 显示全部楼层
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发表于 2005-3-4 12:17 | 显示全部楼层
啊~~~~~~7 L1 X5 X  z/ U
我笑得下巴要脱臼了~~~~~~!!!!!!
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