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发表于 2005-3-3 20:06 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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1.we
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  咱俩谁跟谁阿   T0 A  y% j  g  i
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  2.how are you ? how old are you?
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) v8 `; w9 \9 }5 r  怎么是你,怎么老是你? ) x6 Z6 s; T# A
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  3.you don't bird me,I don't bird you 3 h0 T# A7 l6 [. T4 o7 R

! x9 y: ~- P/ f2 n  你不鸟我,我也不鸟你
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  4.you have seed,I will give you some color to see see, brothers ! 9 m: f: t8 N) o3 m4 k6 F( G
together up !
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2 M3 ?! Q: W: a  你有种,我要给你点颜色瞧瞧,兄弟们,一起上!
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  5.hello everybody!if you have something to say,then say!if you have , {2 H2 D* h4 N- U! L2 V% C# r
nothing to say,go home!! ! o8 M$ R& N. [" E5 i

' R& X/ i$ @2 A1 u6 J" q  有事起奏,无事退朝
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  6.you me you me
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  彼此彼此
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2 c+ n* S8 W+ J( J  7.You Give Me Stop!!
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7 R, U" j4 {' n4 d6 G1 u5 v  H  你给我站住!
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( K1 e5 P- L" ~2 Z  8.know is know noknow is noknow 5 I" `6 J5 f, g5 b
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  知之为知之,不知为不知...
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  9.WATCH SISTER 5 U7 T) y! ~6 d, I
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  表妹
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  10.dragon born dragon,chicken born chicken,mouse''son can make hole!!
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  龙生龙,凤生凤,老鼠的儿子大地洞 , r8 q1 E- [' m  J$ T% {

% D( j; f6 ^3 U( G. `5 F" J  11.American Chinese not enough ( ]' v2 }& x4 g# g$ l/ b

. \! {' r& N. r# b6 `5 b, Q" `. ~  美中不足
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  12.one car come one car go ,two car pengpeng,people die
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  车祸现场描述
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4 B/ g, ^$ }9 y- E5 \( s  13.heart flower angry open
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8 u* K# R7 l: x  心花怒放
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. f# C2 p0 D" ]9 {2 p  14.go past no mistake past
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  走过路过,不要错过
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  15.小明:I am sorry! 7 K8 Z! Y0 e2 N9 [
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  老外:I am sorry too!
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  小明:I am sorry three!
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  老外:What are you sorry for? - G* _0 p5 D0 V+ ]& t( W  u6 {
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  小明:I am sorry five! 9 g: O6 Q2 A  c$ m6 C

$ L. B( O- K" V( B* p- ^) q: e  16.If you want money,I have no; if you want life,I have one! 6 m# D7 I+ A( g2 E: c
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  要钱没有,要命一条 + E, Y! x  k! _7 Z# J& i' M5 o; R

: F6 t" F& ~, I0 W  17.I call Li old big. toyear 25. 5 _1 {/ l3 L  X# W# ?$ \) \% u

5 I7 K0 K$ o& E, T# m; a  我叫李老大,今年25。 0 b) p7 Q+ H' P$ a

% w+ u  W( k3 h( A  18.you have two down son。 , s( q' \1 U" [2 W0 T' z

8 S/ k: O7 B# Y8 q, F  你有两下子。
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  19.as far as you go to die 0 g' M0 D2 a3 r

$ O% X" T+ k, \: x7 H6 C  p! w. f  有多远,死多远!!!!
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  20.I give you face you don''t wanna face,you lose you face ,I turn
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给你脸你xxxx,你丢脸,我翻脸。
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发表于 2005-3-4 01:01 | 显示全部楼层
强!
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发表于 2005-3-4 12:17 | 显示全部楼层
啊~~~~~~7 ~# u  i6 }. m# H( {% Z% d' _
我笑得下巴要脱臼了~~~~~~!!!!!!
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