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发表于 2005-3-3 20:06 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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1.we
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  two who and who?
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6 ~% m; X* c5 O. V: ]  咱俩谁跟谁阿 ( e( t, W" V7 B2 O( H& f" N  o5 W$ Y* k

6 x6 i/ k$ t6 j" g: o  Z  2.how are you ? how old are you? ) w4 q' H1 k- k- V6 y4 U8 A. z
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  怎么是你,怎么老是你? 7 }9 E8 S+ U7 ~) }, i

$ u5 Z6 r7 e4 F# P  3.you don't bird me,I don't bird you % G. P2 i1 E+ @# P- y( \
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  你不鸟我,我也不鸟你 . ]. N) y& @+ `
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  4.you have seed,I will give you some color to see see, brothers ! 3 f! G" z+ v5 O2 f4 |2 P
together up ! ; ?; l8 n) g3 k+ \6 `
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  你有种,我要给你点颜色瞧瞧,兄弟们,一起上! % Z# m' s! a: h! {0 H" I% H

1 \% w( ]* c9 J/ u& x; j* M# o  5.hello everybody!if you have something to say,then say!if you have 6 O  E8 U9 c' A- P6 [, t- b- e
nothing to say,go home!! - E% [' i  M4 X- y8 d- k
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  有事起奏,无事退朝
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  6.you me you me
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+ w. ^" p  f/ {) s! c" j+ Z9 c  彼此彼此 ; U6 U' i6 `, |4 \" c0 c, y
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  7.You Give Me Stop!! - a  L& T8 C5 D: s* I' h6 V0 F
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  你给我站住!
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. f7 j" G6 m$ N9 N1 \  8.know is know noknow is noknow 1 \) a3 n4 `# r1 m( _1 X$ i
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  知之为知之,不知为不知...
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6 a) d7 \% E1 U/ |: p  9.WATCH SISTER ! b" t7 B& Q* E  l  r
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2 f' f% t* I% s0 o3 W* w. W3 ?- T  11.American Chinese not enough
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  美中不足 , x7 Q( P4 X9 z" R

5 ~  g- Q! R, V0 I8 K  12.one car come one car go ,two car pengpeng,people die
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  车祸现场描述
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7 o2 y: g: _! b0 r  13.heart flower angry open
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  14.go past no mistake past 4 [1 ?; p( C; ^8 K/ @) D( `  J5 P# l
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  走过路过,不要错过 ) m/ J7 w  \6 I$ \  ~( \5 S
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  15.小明:I am sorry! 4 _2 S3 M# |- A0 @  }

) G% H* n& U1 |  老外:I am sorry too! & Y1 m0 W* _* D0 x% `4 D: g
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  小明:I am sorry three!
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  老外:What are you sorry for? 5 ^; @, m5 q/ `2 X
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  小明:I am sorry five! $ w4 w/ V/ r7 P: V1 `

: W1 ?$ p7 n5 v6 u9 L% h2 r  16.If you want money,I have no; if you want life,I have one!
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  要钱没有,要命一条
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% |6 X& k( o6 {8 b& f$ Z  17.I call Li old big. toyear 25.
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  我叫李老大,今年25。
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* T2 p4 q" w0 _7 O  18.you have two down son。 ' b# K- b& N. g2 K1 f& F# ]
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  你有两下子。 . I( K; B; ]. N) V9 D
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  19.as far as you go to die 6 T, Q6 ~) B7 @9 [. _- G6 l
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  有多远,死多远!!!! # [; j3 i% O* ]2 V5 I1 y; ^
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  20.I give you face you don''t wanna face,you lose you face ,I turn 7 A# i- j6 i! h* U4 r4 x5 K
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* J. r( z9 Q  m给你脸你xxxx,你丢脸,我翻脸。
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啊~~~~~~
/ I0 z7 I9 Z% t/ L5 i1 G. Q我笑得下巴要脱臼了~~~~~~!!!!!!
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