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Three couples were married and stayed at the same hotel for their honeymoons,
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The first man married a nurse.
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% {- z# S( l( K0 QDave showed them to their room and thought to himself, "What a lucky guy. 6 N. `+ ~1 i% K, H
Nurses are known to be hot to trot".
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+ W5 p, N, q0 K4 u' HThe second man married a telephone operator. 6 Z# w4 d5 H9 L* V' x
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Dave showed them to their room and thought to himself,?Wow, he's a lucky one. 8 k) X- J* T& _0 q
Telephone operators have sexy voices and once you pop that top
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The third man married a school teacher. 6 q5 V; h1 l* y, P. o. N/ M
& I* w. A. v: ]. PDave showed them to their room and thought to himself, "Poor guy, she's pretty 6 H; c4 `7 T& V- a0 S, n7 x+ o! m
but teachers are just too frigid".
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! \! @/ a# O5 _9 ^4 uThe next morning, Dave reported to work at 5:30 in the morning. He expected
2 {; @. |3 x9 X* Sonly the teacher's husband to call for breakfast any minute and the other two
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8 i6 A, F. g q. w6 e0 U2 OAt 6:00 a.m. the phone rang. It was the nurse's husband wanting breakfast. The + \1 m+ A6 [4 Z% P/ g
nurse's husband opened the door and Dave stepped back in shock. The man's
- u' x1 r8 M/ D/ h7 A- C9 V/ Mpajamas were still pressed and his hair nicely combed. , b: Y' }/ I9 X+ q9 a3 u
# S, W$ D4 w! m. M( s, L% UDave asked, "What happened sir? You married a nurse.
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; H' c+ D, l4 s2 R' [& u! }The man sourly replies, "Son, don't ever marry a nurse. All I heard last night
7 @3 g" U$ x; a1 R+ p! mwas her nagging voice saying, 揧ou抮e not sanitary, and you抮e not sanitary."
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At 6:30 a.m., the phone rang again.
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The telephone operator's husband called for breakfast. Dave brought it as fast + a3 b1 z" X/ n0 f3 k$ g+ Z" u
as possible hoping for the best. The man opened the door and Dave stepped back
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Dave asked," What happened? Telephone operators are supposed to be as sexy as
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- y; G1 H. J/ ?; w4 m# DThe man sourly replies "Son, don't ever marry a telephone operator. All I " o+ X1 @* W% a) N+ h; j! r0 d9 W
heard last night was her nasal voice saying, "You're three minutes are up, your
- G" E9 h! ~: M( V }9 R: l! hthree minutes are up."
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Dave went back down to the desk, just knowing the teacher抯 husband would be
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Finally at 4:30 p.m., the teacher's husband called for breakfast.
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Dave can't believe it but quickly took the breakfast to the couple抯 room. The
9 `6 Z. c* z7 v$ O3 Xman opened the door and Dave took a step back in shock. The man was wearing only * s5 F" ^# f: q1 O/ Q s1 v
his boxers, his hair was a mess, and he had scratch marks on his chest, arms and
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8 k; F$ a& K. p5 [6 @1 ?Joe fearing the worst asked 揥hat happened to you? Did you have a * N! v$ H/ Z9 C- s+ H
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4 I7 I# ^: ?. C* ]! h8 dThe man smiled and happily replied, "No. Son, when you marry, be sure to marry # I9 ?# f. x) K6 Z% W; b
a school teacher. All I heard last night was her sexy smooth voice saying "We . Z( b0 c7 e; _$ v" _1 ?
are going to do this over and over, until we get right." |
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