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(We now take you to the Oval Office with President Bush and Condoleezza Rice)

George: Condi! Nice to see you. What's happening?
( a$ }" L% c; A$ Q4 o& qCondi: Sir, I have the report here about the new leader of China.
George: Great. Lay it on me.
Condi: Hu is the new leader of China.
* B* g, @. J7 u& G, U4 gGeorge: That's what I want to know.
Condi: That's what I'm telling you.
/ R' X. [& K9 I8 e( p, R" rGeorge: That's what I'm asking you. Who is the new leader of China?
3 G. Q8 ]1 M9 FCondi: Yes.
1 P: v0 N$ e9 uGeorge: I mean the fellow's name.
; K& V. T% [1 i4 zCondi: Hu.
( W/ |: y1 h& o% |9 e) t5 _6 hGeorge: The guy in China.
Condi: Hu.
; \0 b5 J2 G9 E$ vGeorge: The new leader of China.
* H5 N) _6 @' L2 fCondi: Hu.
George: The Chinaman!
Condi: Hu is leading China.
: n2 x7 k( a; e' a8 @, _6 C, sGeorge: Now whaddya' asking me for?
# Q; o( d- J- p7 dCondi: I'm telling you Hu is leading China.
! a8 _" p  e4 n; S  G( PGeorge: Well, I'm asking you. Who is leading China?
Condi: That's the man's name.
/ V% Y; @& d" GGeorge: That's who's name?
Condi: Yes.
* I" ~) \4 O' [6 VGeorge: Will you or will you not tell me the name of the new leader of China?
Condi: Yes, sir.
4 i6 ?; _# c! X( NGeorge: Yassir? Yassir Arafat is in China? I thought he was in the Middle East.
2 M+ Y! ~# v* O$ ~Condi: That's correct.
George: Then who is in China?
. Y2 O: y, A# J& u% o6 vCondi: Yes, sir.
George: Yassir is in China?
Condi: No, sir.
George: Then who is?
Condi: Yes, sir.
/ }  e* [, O; E/ J' z  lGeorge: Yassir?
Condi: No, sir.
George: Look, Condi. I need to know the name of the new leader of China. Get me the Secretary General of the U.N. on the phone.
! O5 i3 v9 [9 n$ n2 Y7 sCondi: Kofi?
George: No, thanks.
Condi: You want Kofi?
George: No.
, j% ~, x4 v' N& sCondi: You don't want Kofi.
1 D7 C, `* T' b) o& |George: No. But now that you mention it, I could use a glass of milk. And then get me the U.N.
  W1 N2 ]; o% }Condi: Yes, sir.
George: Not Yassir! The guy at the U.N.
" [. C- V, l4 SCondi: Kofi?
George: Milk! Will you please make the call?
Condi: And call who?
( C  _# c8 v. m' ^6 w. g* mGeorge: Who is the guy at the U.N?
Condi: Hu is the guy in China.
+ d+ k4 [) P0 Y: ^George: Will you stay out of China?!
Condi: Yes, sir.
& R3 Z6 c: b/ z# h  X  LGeorge: And stay out of the Middle East! Just get me the guy at the U.N.
4 j  N* U4 [1 h3 I+ ZCondi: Kofi.
George: All right! With cream and two sugars. Now get on the phone.
" s7 |2 |* W2 d- `+ D! ?(Condi picks up the phone.)
Condi: Rice, here.
George: Rice? Good idea. And a couple of egg rolls, too. Maybe we should send some to the guy in China. And the Middle East. Can you get Chinese food in the Middle East?

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