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(We now take you to the Oval Office with President Bush and Condoleezza Rice)

7 _3 L# x9 |+ I1 p, \George: Condi! Nice to see you. What's happening?
Condi: Sir, I have the report here about the new leader of China.
George: Great. Lay it on me.
3 q8 G9 g. Q' E) N4 yCondi: Hu is the new leader of China.
George: That's what I want to know.
. v) y' {% Q- p6 X, c1 qCondi: That's what I'm telling you.
George: That's what I'm asking you. Who is the new leader of China?
Condi: Yes.
George: I mean the fellow's name.
) B. |# s3 E; n0 H7 o) ]6 @Condi: Hu.
: U. l  u4 ~! s& FGeorge: The guy in China.
2 R$ Y4 `; P3 W* p" FCondi: Hu.
6 Y8 Q* s$ v" l3 {" R8 E2 A4 @George: The new leader of China.
5 V9 f2 R5 o% KCondi: Hu.
/ _  n1 f' g0 H+ hGeorge: The Chinaman!
Condi: Hu is leading China.
1 U5 Z. e1 V6 L, E- f- Y# _" l9 vGeorge: Now whaddya' asking me for?
Condi: I'm telling you Hu is leading China.
George: Well, I'm asking you. Who is leading China?
4 k8 k$ A0 U6 @Condi: That's the man's name.
7 K  @" w4 t, }& R. s5 ]4 xGeorge: That's who's name?
3 `9 l8 y0 \$ v" ]' RCondi: Yes.
George: Will you or will you not tell me the name of the new leader of China?
Condi: Yes, sir.
George: Yassir? Yassir Arafat is in China? I thought he was in the Middle East.
Condi: That's correct.
2 E1 v  B8 Z9 O% ]8 Q; vGeorge: Then who is in China?
Condi: Yes, sir.
George: Yassir is in China?
1 q. F, l: t9 K8 oCondi: No, sir.
: S; H( l% S1 ^, G. J1 P9 ^- J, O( _George: Then who is?
" n$ u5 `8 M6 O+ C# V2 uCondi: Yes, sir.
George: Yassir?
Condi: No, sir.
2 Z: ?# I1 L7 e$ [# bGeorge: Look, Condi. I need to know the name of the new leader of China. Get me the Secretary General of the U.N. on the phone.
Condi: Kofi?
+ z. o" z  S9 H5 w( r) IGeorge: No, thanks.
6 y1 B/ v* J/ |Condi: You want Kofi?
George: No.
# q1 z. P* m/ @Condi: You don't want Kofi.
George: No. But now that you mention it, I could use a glass of milk. And then get me the U.N.
Condi: Yes, sir.
George: Not Yassir! The guy at the U.N.
Condi: Kofi?
George: Milk! Will you please make the call?
Condi: And call who?
. V! @5 B- S* f! A/ r" V" [7 jGeorge: Who is the guy at the U.N?
/ s/ u' l/ r, P( _+ N7 n! y; lCondi: Hu is the guy in China.
: Y: ?" n. K. RGeorge: Will you stay out of China?!
" s0 K: g: [5 z1 C; sCondi: Yes, sir.
' f" u! [/ \7 S5 T# dGeorge: And stay out of the Middle East! Just get me the guy at the U.N.
Condi: Kofi.
6 Y) `; U* g9 g- ]2 m. kGeorge: All right! With cream and two sugars. Now get on the phone.
(Condi picks up the phone.)
4 Q; C6 A: V0 y1 B1 h- w# x  {5 MCondi: Rice, here.
( A2 F2 l" h3 L0 d+ P9 P, @George: Rice? Good idea. And a couple of egg rolls, too. Maybe we should send some to the guy in China. And the Middle East. Can you get Chinese food in the Middle East?

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