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(We now take you to the Oval Office with President Bush and Condoleezza Rice) 7 @; }" X, W( z
1 `" [- n+ T& @0 [0 \George: Condi! Nice to see you. What's happening? + N+ c5 c2 G2 e* s& q3 t7 C) D8 |
Condi: Sir, I have the report here about the new leader of China. & v9 C3 r4 k* [9 ]
George: Great. Lay it on me.
n4 l. k( I$ U1 P( ACondi: Hu is the new leader of China.
, W9 s8 c! d5 {( gGeorge: That's what I want to know. ' C6 C1 D7 L3 p. G
Condi: That's what I'm telling you. ]$ y1 Z' i( D$ m0 x5 k, c
George: That's what I'm asking you. Who is the new leader of China?
, o: l, U& ^8 J/ oCondi: Yes.
v; K( f- O! }% K8 c) iGeorge: I mean the fellow's name.
: w1 e' K/ S- N7 K) [$ sCondi: Hu.
4 p0 n# N; \- v) UGeorge: The guy in China.
- ?6 ` l/ `2 c! i! n( E9 w5 W& HCondi: Hu. ) Q8 l2 y4 o4 m5 i
George: The new leader of China. 2 y: u8 A- ]& v1 A2 m
Condi: Hu.
) g+ r" E4 u( o+ CGeorge: The Chinaman!
2 w9 {* D2 ?: J: K7 a3 w8 h6 pCondi: Hu is leading China.
5 H* U* L& r" \$ g. X7 D; J; qGeorge: Now whaddya' asking me for?
! M0 g7 B/ I/ e' O6 u* C1 RCondi: I'm telling you Hu is leading China. 1 r7 z# A1 W1 m+ k8 p
George: Well, I'm asking you. Who is leading China? ) B* g6 a; h; V! d0 C. ~ S
Condi: That's the man's name. N$ d3 E+ J e. f
George: That's who's name? 1 N7 H# ?8 z6 G' T- `7 Y! V: [
Condi: Yes. ' _& i* X1 {0 v. B5 W9 A- W
George: Will you or will you not tell me the name of the new leader of China?
. W5 E4 j, }) [) m9 y2 QCondi: Yes, sir. ( N) w% Z, ~, R' U; W3 m5 O
George: Yassir? Yassir Arafat is in China? I thought he was in the Middle East.
2 G/ U5 X) @& e- FCondi: That's correct.
, o2 n/ S S \8 v5 F4 `George: Then who is in China?
# t# p0 O$ O# D d5 }; Z& x0 NCondi: Yes, sir. , `& N+ Q8 }& F0 \5 h0 d- @0 I/ l1 g% ?
George: Yassir is in China?
: k% [: C" r! Y2 E3 ?1 B/ ?, w# NCondi: No, sir. 9 ?- j( p6 c( l, ~' K$ m
George: Then who is?
9 c# i4 s. U; V* |8 Z" r4 ^# N; QCondi: Yes, sir. 6 D5 k3 e$ u0 N x" w
George: Yassir? 5 T+ r( O8 a5 X: j4 |: d# U, e
Condi: No, sir.
* o0 X2 X* D* e. w5 C% CGeorge: Look, Condi. I need to know the name of the new leader of China. Get me the Secretary General of the U.N. on the phone. 2 `- D. B. F1 d+ h
Condi: Kofi? + U* Q9 e$ b& o9 G
George: No, thanks.
1 g8 O* K7 p- A. f' {1 ^- i! {Condi: You want Kofi?
7 \3 O/ @4 E7 I6 C- IGeorge: No.
8 @! ]% X8 e4 |, `! l2 b# MCondi: You don't want Kofi. 4 Y' t9 J! Z) w" p7 Q. B( `
George: No. But now that you mention it, I could use a glass of milk. And then get me the U.N.
; ]$ w4 H& P4 i1 Y% ECondi: Yes, sir.
# X- q6 K' Y9 W& D# DGeorge: Not Yassir! The guy at the U.N. / U1 a4 d, q9 B+ H( z" _: E
Condi: Kofi? 2 H0 Y0 X6 b L" W) J
George: Milk! Will you please make the call?
" G; f/ P* `1 D/ d9 VCondi: And call who? * v& b9 W6 _1 S9 D$ ~" u- X9 h6 g
George: Who is the guy at the U.N?
5 p9 }0 L; f: J) t4 Q. qCondi: Hu is the guy in China.
8 d/ o: p0 ?2 }9 r; h* Q8 E: w5 MGeorge: Will you stay out of China?! + g( o# A' r2 m+ \) p6 y
Condi: Yes, sir. ) R2 b7 ], U# J6 M
George: And stay out of the Middle East! Just get me the guy at the U.N.
3 A. q" k, ^# i& _$ d VCondi: Kofi. ; ?) V9 Z! n- I
George: All right! With cream and two sugars. Now get on the phone. / @& x. r8 I) d1 v4 K
(Condi picks up the phone.)
. l5 B/ ]" {( x! A9 |$ U( ]) P @Condi: Rice, here.
: W$ I! l& m: x' V6 }$ I: {$ RGeorge: Rice? Good idea. And a couple of egg rolls, too. Maybe we should send some to the guy in China. And the Middle East. Can you get Chinese food in the Middle East? |
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