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(We now take you to the Oval Office with President Bush and Condoleezza Rice) ' S7 q- `0 _$ R0 I5 T
' s+ L% h+ l9 R+ q% D" ^George: Condi! Nice to see you. What's happening? ; M; o' ~; [" B. _+ M, n4 c
Condi: Sir, I have the report here about the new leader of China.
/ @- W5 E% r6 A. X) D, h& {George: Great. Lay it on me. ! k$ p9 B* A' q
Condi: Hu is the new leader of China.
, R4 h1 _. V1 E4 {George: That's what I want to know. ) Y% k5 s% Y `, T
Condi: That's what I'm telling you. 5 Z8 b6 b- i+ a# `$ Y1 H5 P
George: That's what I'm asking you. Who is the new leader of China? - I3 u! z$ l- u
Condi: Yes. 2 k5 ~1 _9 ~, s* `
George: I mean the fellow's name.
0 m% f; b$ `' v9 RCondi: Hu.
4 s \2 g9 h/ T; X( n1 o8 fGeorge: The guy in China. 5 a/ R- I, s/ d- B$ ~
Condi: Hu.
7 f8 H! G& I) [0 b; G5 ~: CGeorge: The new leader of China. 6 O6 r N, G2 F
Condi: Hu.
2 y4 l, k, A0 z' e; _0 i& ]/ r$ hGeorge: The Chinaman!
0 S- V1 A( I# M- G2 J+ m( E# w' x5 lCondi: Hu is leading China.
4 e# V2 m5 W9 O4 w3 gGeorge: Now whaddya' asking me for?
7 T2 I) s5 f Z' R) k# y9 x$ bCondi: I'm telling you Hu is leading China. + [, E4 i+ F* r( f/ j) }0 ~
George: Well, I'm asking you. Who is leading China?
$ q( n1 y; n3 P! tCondi: That's the man's name.
: l1 r! F5 l# l L* N' `, nGeorge: That's who's name?
7 [2 k( N! B. O' W9 M; sCondi: Yes. : ?5 M- O! K% \
George: Will you or will you not tell me the name of the new leader of China?
2 U. f9 n' p- h& j& [Condi: Yes, sir.
3 B# m1 `" I% O! PGeorge: Yassir? Yassir Arafat is in China? I thought he was in the Middle East.
' @/ O* c, B$ e; B. \* h# ^Condi: That's correct. / Y% F! d9 G: H0 n$ Q5 @4 r: O
George: Then who is in China?
- z6 d, D1 Q1 s% g$ o( v( iCondi: Yes, sir. ' [, l& t" g! |# y- Y+ P! W
George: Yassir is in China?
9 s c' y0 i" e4 G7 ZCondi: No, sir. , Z( ~& S/ S+ T: u' [ ]' l& m/ a
George: Then who is?
/ X4 @. W: J0 [9 fCondi: Yes, sir.
- `& ^( r' Q1 O( U+ L8 kGeorge: Yassir? * Z$ j6 I0 D# ^ Z% p {2 | u. r
Condi: No, sir.
8 r3 O8 |! M1 jGeorge: Look, Condi. I need to know the name of the new leader of China. Get me the Secretary General of the U.N. on the phone. / G# y, d5 V% c \. m2 g
Condi: Kofi?
, }1 [! d- z0 UGeorge: No, thanks.
# y; n! ]* N3 [6 z; cCondi: You want Kofi? " w+ A* b! F. I
George: No.
9 N' Z) F+ n ~# nCondi: You don't want Kofi.
/ q M: Y- }/ b" LGeorge: No. But now that you mention it, I could use a glass of milk. And then get me the U.N.
- H5 j+ f5 ]* i9 O7 Y G" y9 T- y/ uCondi: Yes, sir. 5 s; ~" X! r' q" \, [$ _
George: Not Yassir! The guy at the U.N. * r( J3 S/ H$ z0 m
Condi: Kofi? # ~) x9 i+ @6 x+ ~- G, u* J U
George: Milk! Will you please make the call?
0 {/ z! t4 I9 v' DCondi: And call who?
! ^% {/ X9 S7 o5 j: M0 XGeorge: Who is the guy at the U.N?
, k. B& F! H0 l/ {" ]- {Condi: Hu is the guy in China.
* Z6 V8 t( i" ?5 W% L. I. WGeorge: Will you stay out of China?! . K8 h. X) _5 n3 L2 ~# {3 p
Condi: Yes, sir.
( C+ U6 v+ M aGeorge: And stay out of the Middle East! Just get me the guy at the U.N.
- t& U# x9 d8 h/ C, |Condi: Kofi. + G9 U6 Q+ Q" w2 W0 ?! t
George: All right! With cream and two sugars. Now get on the phone. 4 r, f/ d$ s; c0 w# T
(Condi picks up the phone.) 0 A: Z6 h# w; Z0 E/ i
Condi: Rice, here. ( W5 f) K8 |( h6 W3 v9 V
George: Rice? Good idea. And a couple of egg rolls, too. Maybe we should send some to the guy in China. And the Middle East. Can you get Chinese food in the Middle East? |
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