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(We now take you to the Oval Office with President Bush and Condoleezza Rice)

$ E$ L; W' w( W! c" Z! zGeorge: Condi! Nice to see you. What's happening?
4 [! s3 y7 F8 [6 `' s7 r7 G' eCondi: Sir, I have the report here about the new leader of China.
7 I; o& d% M/ C' c  ]* t8 Z: XGeorge: Great. Lay it on me.
Condi: Hu is the new leader of China.
George: That's what I want to know.
. b! j( |8 b/ S: E* j. yCondi: That's what I'm telling you.
* r" i- r- H2 ]/ d- y9 T+ |George: That's what I'm asking you. Who is the new leader of China?
# @0 V5 a. K" b7 p$ S8 x, CCondi: Yes.
George: I mean the fellow's name.
* V8 I5 X6 d. I8 ]& v; D- ^Condi: Hu.
! j- C* L3 y8 bGeorge: The guy in China.
Condi: Hu.
George: The new leader of China.
Condi: Hu.
George: The Chinaman!
4 y3 T  _# j7 j* H7 SCondi: Hu is leading China.
9 y$ C2 y9 h5 p& k8 mGeorge: Now whaddya' asking me for?
Condi: I'm telling you Hu is leading China.
4 K7 p; e( z: B/ O% R. RGeorge: Well, I'm asking you. Who is leading China?
' _5 [0 L: ]* n. wCondi: That's the man's name.
! F  E; P9 G) C# E: ^George: That's who's name?
Condi: Yes.
; |" r! |5 D3 ~+ uGeorge: Will you or will you not tell me the name of the new leader of China?
. L+ G* ~  @2 z$ m; V- QCondi: Yes, sir.
George: Yassir? Yassir Arafat is in China? I thought he was in the Middle East.
Condi: That's correct.
4 h3 V3 [( Q' XGeorge: Then who is in China?
3 L" N, X' X$ h( x* r7 O0 \Condi: Yes, sir.
George: Yassir is in China?
Condi: No, sir.
5 g* a! I8 J0 H, d, q3 \2 MGeorge: Then who is?
+ H- B# _0 e; A) D* m; vCondi: Yes, sir.
George: Yassir?
Condi: No, sir.
. z5 W; h' z% c  `- BGeorge: Look, Condi. I need to know the name of the new leader of China. Get me the Secretary General of the U.N. on the phone.
Condi: Kofi?
George: No, thanks.
Condi: You want Kofi?
George: No.
9 ~; T$ B/ B/ R/ l( X5 wCondi: You don't want Kofi.
George: No. But now that you mention it, I could use a glass of milk. And then get me the U.N.
Condi: Yes, sir.
1 u* X% G) A0 g& T' O9 }George: Not Yassir! The guy at the U.N.
Condi: Kofi?
George: Milk! Will you please make the call?
  D6 h: o+ B+ ~5 r  v2 NCondi: And call who?
- U' l' C  S. E4 O. gGeorge: Who is the guy at the U.N?
Condi: Hu is the guy in China.
2 e. I+ _* f( m7 N% f5 RGeorge: Will you stay out of China?!
/ l  J9 X6 {; g# z& v' }Condi: Yes, sir.
George: And stay out of the Middle East! Just get me the guy at the U.N.
+ b5 k8 ]" v$ k$ h( A9 O. }' i) vCondi: Kofi.
  ^% \# }. g( s# v( g* Z/ GGeorge: All right! With cream and two sugars. Now get on the phone.
6 ]9 Z; ~8 W% C2 F8 \* B(Condi picks up the phone.)
Condi: Rice, here.
5 f, `& }* _: ~. JGeorge: Rice? Good idea. And a couple of egg rolls, too. Maybe we should send some to the guy in China. And the Middle East. Can you get Chinese food in the Middle East?

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