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(We now take you to the Oval Office with President Bush and Condoleezza Rice) 1 w& E; ~$ h5 ^, Z0 A6 u% L
% q5 A4 L! [, vGeorge: Condi! Nice to see you. What's happening? . a, v b+ p: P
Condi: Sir, I have the report here about the new leader of China.
; ?4 B ^) z+ k5 Y$ EGeorge: Great. Lay it on me. # V- h- k8 A7 f: r0 E2 Z
Condi: Hu is the new leader of China. " T; e% g3 r! B& I3 W
George: That's what I want to know.
" U( D; f# c# s& ?" m6 ACondi: That's what I'm telling you. 9 n1 _' _) i" w6 B, H- @2 Y) l9 {
George: That's what I'm asking you. Who is the new leader of China? 0 }% ]: E( Y+ ?" P: w
Condi: Yes.
5 X5 z U4 U0 @& h9 u0 \George: I mean the fellow's name.
! ~1 r. F7 Y uCondi: Hu. 5 @, F& w; H" o5 m5 n' P
George: The guy in China.
, C$ S- l4 I# K2 t; D2 fCondi: Hu. F( P' k3 g; h" ~; `$ S2 X& C
George: The new leader of China. & B7 V; |4 R' ^% N
Condi: Hu. ( i$ A4 T, ]4 F7 S$ l+ t5 Q+ w3 i
George: The Chinaman! ; Y) X6 O: L8 j
Condi: Hu is leading China.
" C6 U! v0 s$ {& LGeorge: Now whaddya' asking me for? 6 Y1 r6 C3 S. o; K: |
Condi: I'm telling you Hu is leading China.
# ^( |, q- Q! S& ?/ i; |George: Well, I'm asking you. Who is leading China? 7 U$ i# N |/ @7 J8 Q B
Condi: That's the man's name.
9 H, O# Z1 ?0 _( r8 z+ WGeorge: That's who's name? 2 l& {. z( [. Y' d3 M4 ?# j
Condi: Yes. ! \4 I6 y; E6 [; H- ~
George: Will you or will you not tell me the name of the new leader of China?
, I7 O/ d) v$ q8 I" KCondi: Yes, sir. ( j: l4 {" V. [6 l) M7 J) w$ C
George: Yassir? Yassir Arafat is in China? I thought he was in the Middle East.
/ @# d- H0 V YCondi: That's correct. $ p4 f1 M, i$ ]7 F- a* b
George: Then who is in China? 5 ^0 D! J9 g- k! \6 A
Condi: Yes, sir.
6 b+ X* G4 u$ g& W u4 F1 dGeorge: Yassir is in China?
* u( n1 D% {- ]6 Y" Q/ u* GCondi: No, sir. 4 B5 N8 \3 [( L0 v9 t- t' p! M! |
George: Then who is?
, B4 J& L9 R7 W; QCondi: Yes, sir. ' B+ K/ D& F+ A% p) L# x& {! T9 E
George: Yassir?
4 N$ o! {/ @3 I }; KCondi: No, sir.
3 ?; h5 Z8 ^) j6 a$ }George: Look, Condi. I need to know the name of the new leader of China. Get me the Secretary General of the U.N. on the phone.
/ ^: j# x# H- a. d3 a5 i7 R C- TCondi: Kofi? & g5 @2 u; Q- H. y# J
George: No, thanks.
- ]/ [- S/ _; C( t# V; n8 lCondi: You want Kofi?
. v6 P8 V, v7 qGeorge: No. 2 M/ W( `$ e' x
Condi: You don't want Kofi.
8 ^# r' h) [1 M+ r; d+ e9 D- TGeorge: No. But now that you mention it, I could use a glass of milk. And then get me the U.N.
' W1 U7 h4 F2 W6 y% I# F* @Condi: Yes, sir.
: F+ Z7 P. A! s% ]9 x; M X: A& OGeorge: Not Yassir! The guy at the U.N. 8 c ~% M0 J* P9 x- P" x
Condi: Kofi?
$ E$ `% R; ]7 z" a/ L" TGeorge: Milk! Will you please make the call?
/ f5 r7 D3 [' e1 Z0 s* C* aCondi: And call who?
5 b( A8 R* }* p' _- ^$ ]George: Who is the guy at the U.N?
8 N" h/ V y: R6 N/ J6 C1 B4 g2 |Condi: Hu is the guy in China.
c2 J( ~- V1 s: L5 R' TGeorge: Will you stay out of China?! " |2 H5 S$ g+ e5 ^* [
Condi: Yes, sir. & D7 w9 |5 c( L3 ]& I, z, d" Z! A
George: And stay out of the Middle East! Just get me the guy at the U.N. 0 n" t( J) {& @6 s
Condi: Kofi.
" E) G/ d; x. `% M7 NGeorge: All right! With cream and two sugars. Now get on the phone. * R0 c. G2 Q3 q& B
(Condi picks up the phone.) $ S: v5 X! d! `
Condi: Rice, here.
$ q1 l% o+ D" z' g4 CGeorge: Rice? Good idea. And a couple of egg rolls, too. Maybe we should send some to the guy in China. And the Middle East. Can you get Chinese food in the Middle East? |
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