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(We now take you to the Oval Office with President Bush and Condoleezza Rice)
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0 g" l+ E9 x! F- Y7 X- P# aGeorge: Condi! Nice to see you. What's happening?
3 F3 s: X; a, n9 b* PCondi: Sir, I have the report here about the new leader of China.
I+ H; |% U7 A7 e2 J* ~George: Great. Lay it on me.
9 m: q; N' x9 C7 `% dCondi: Hu is the new leader of China. 2 J( w7 W6 h* Z3 }! I! c
George: That's what I want to know. & ~4 i8 T E- o
Condi: That's what I'm telling you.
5 b4 J! |6 C% YGeorge: That's what I'm asking you. Who is the new leader of China? 5 f3 j3 z2 h. \( `) W
Condi: Yes. $ f3 ?; ?1 r: a+ c
George: I mean the fellow's name.
1 d9 \9 G5 W% _Condi: Hu.
. n! a0 d, h' B/ r7 T' HGeorge: The guy in China.
; ^1 d3 g- ^9 f# mCondi: Hu.
- b% F9 l. Q5 U" Y( j! g0 YGeorge: The new leader of China.
" X% m, `# c* K6 T7 R0 ~# q1 _Condi: Hu. 2 k' }" Q" k) w: \5 ]) i* o4 U7 y
George: The Chinaman! 1 Z& h7 u6 }& Z) }% M5 m( [
Condi: Hu is leading China. + q8 b6 C9 `, c4 f0 q A
George: Now whaddya' asking me for?
* n1 J3 X. ]! S% VCondi: I'm telling you Hu is leading China.
. K, j4 E( [# a9 d$ Z4 CGeorge: Well, I'm asking you. Who is leading China? & Y! {! i1 y- j4 P* }3 f# @
Condi: That's the man's name.
5 c$ q% s6 S8 wGeorge: That's who's name? $ } w" w1 C5 ?3 F
Condi: Yes.
! l( H" M* U; H; r- H! l3 eGeorge: Will you or will you not tell me the name of the new leader of China? $ P( c9 N: X+ X2 `1 Z
Condi: Yes, sir. 9 P I7 q# l8 M( c
George: Yassir? Yassir Arafat is in China? I thought he was in the Middle East.
+ c, M( v. I: c5 m3 o1 E: FCondi: That's correct.
$ E; [ y$ R# ~" a* \+ }+ J/ \7 PGeorge: Then who is in China? 4 p. ]6 m+ {: g1 t
Condi: Yes, sir. " [4 G/ u1 a8 _, _ u& W$ C$ X4 }+ E
George: Yassir is in China? : X$ _& g2 P) p0 ]2 D7 H# e/ c
Condi: No, sir. ' R( a3 G7 @4 h8 p- h/ j; j
George: Then who is?
( U4 S4 f; S) Z( cCondi: Yes, sir.
, Q) E {! `. @- Q0 cGeorge: Yassir?
# Y6 P$ L" c! NCondi: No, sir. . [" \$ d) Y$ ?7 ?) D1 j
George: Look, Condi. I need to know the name of the new leader of China. Get me the Secretary General of the U.N. on the phone. 0 ^' i% w- k2 A7 C8 z: W
Condi: Kofi?
T& X4 B+ C' W sGeorge: No, thanks.
6 w/ v5 X! z& yCondi: You want Kofi?
F/ X1 n v0 j6 yGeorge: No.
/ d+ a# F @! X+ ^ M( {1 M3 kCondi: You don't want Kofi. 0 Q. \8 u5 L9 L' z, x+ \
George: No. But now that you mention it, I could use a glass of milk. And then get me the U.N. ! I( m( G" w; }% w5 j" n
Condi: Yes, sir. / S5 P$ T; E+ o$ m
George: Not Yassir! The guy at the U.N. 4 W! E9 j0 y& C, q# \( Y) C+ l
Condi: Kofi? 1 k& M: U7 |" k9 p+ M; ?" k
George: Milk! Will you please make the call? 6 f* R, T, g8 u, E
Condi: And call who? 6 B, \; x, F8 D4 m: X
George: Who is the guy at the U.N? " h; {9 m+ J- J$ \
Condi: Hu is the guy in China.
5 A0 z4 |6 h. H7 E5 A' m8 k# G7 o6 ^George: Will you stay out of China?! 9 s9 i8 k! }! A5 I
Condi: Yes, sir. 7 q% @( _" C [1 I: T* _: i' A
George: And stay out of the Middle East! Just get me the guy at the U.N.
% b) F) H L8 b. gCondi: Kofi. 5 N. Q$ ~" s: x( ^- ]+ D: p7 u
George: All right! With cream and two sugars. Now get on the phone. / A& x d' |) G
(Condi picks up the phone.) " a9 w: W: ^9 f+ r8 i
Condi: Rice, here. ' }7 W+ f: d$ z4 ^3 @! r
George: Rice? Good idea. And a couple of egg rolls, too. Maybe we should send some to the guy in China. And the Middle East. Can you get Chinese food in the Middle East? |
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