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(We now take you to the Oval Office with President Bush and Condoleezza Rice) : e- L+ I! X' |
% J0 l+ i( O4 s9 b) {; JGeorge: Condi! Nice to see you. What's happening?
! }' w+ B# q: g, W2 V/ G& b# F; k: kCondi: Sir, I have the report here about the new leader of China. - o$ U6 Q3 i& O) y+ B' G
George: Great. Lay it on me. / Z' E5 W2 f4 q7 Y2 u, ?1 z
Condi: Hu is the new leader of China.
8 g% P9 R' J& O p) Q' qGeorge: That's what I want to know.
) s2 _- U0 u8 U3 H# k/ W8 JCondi: That's what I'm telling you.
9 J* W- O5 ~7 C4 ]$ `George: That's what I'm asking you. Who is the new leader of China? 2 L! X' L0 T {
Condi: Yes. 4 @" r' M6 S% i
George: I mean the fellow's name. / \5 E2 x g: n0 U% ]7 e
Condi: Hu.
+ t8 _; U8 b, v0 }$ ?George: The guy in China. 9 v$ Q5 x) A% p- z- ~$ w
Condi: Hu. - s" x. v) p7 l
George: The new leader of China.
. K! M: z8 W4 B1 Q% D' _Condi: Hu. 4 @; P- d1 |, G, c& V7 w- N
George: The Chinaman! 5 _: |8 [) I9 ?+ p/ b; V
Condi: Hu is leading China.
6 J- n' i! u4 m* ?) \" V, hGeorge: Now whaddya' asking me for?
8 I/ l$ h+ X5 o( u" yCondi: I'm telling you Hu is leading China. 0 V" M3 N/ q1 h5 \) y) W9 n
George: Well, I'm asking you. Who is leading China?
" Z" Z% |1 X! p6 w6 h4 v+ l: OCondi: That's the man's name.
% m2 d4 C% n1 V6 F( R9 dGeorge: That's who's name?
- d$ Z' }: G: _/ b, p" r1 L3 `Condi: Yes.
/ l$ ^0 N( L1 g# tGeorge: Will you or will you not tell me the name of the new leader of China?
3 v! K: ?- {6 h# @! h4 D TCondi: Yes, sir.
% D/ H' A, l0 y3 W7 T' P8 fGeorge: Yassir? Yassir Arafat is in China? I thought he was in the Middle East.
/ `" L4 y8 [" ?Condi: That's correct.
9 }- X6 m9 h! UGeorge: Then who is in China? 7 Q% W$ r8 T: O7 r- w5 {6 u
Condi: Yes, sir. : H5 H1 s; v8 i! U
George: Yassir is in China?
6 ~6 r, L1 z9 ]Condi: No, sir.
$ }+ c8 ?: \# U* fGeorge: Then who is?
! }/ n+ P4 G8 `; F. {Condi: Yes, sir. 5 r5 J) Z8 x- ~7 U0 w3 G) L
George: Yassir? ' h5 S I& P X0 r' v2 h
Condi: No, sir. 0 m4 _ }- Q. G8 J- _4 i2 z
George: Look, Condi. I need to know the name of the new leader of China. Get me the Secretary General of the U.N. on the phone.
: j0 O7 U# H/ c6 T/ Z, DCondi: Kofi? 1 {1 b4 B/ v! w# k# k; @
George: No, thanks. / J! _) ~9 s/ \7 v+ y/ ~ t
Condi: You want Kofi? , S5 N$ P4 s+ h, P
George: No.
0 X9 c( g6 I8 ]/ w7 d, ZCondi: You don't want Kofi.
$ R' ]& k a/ t' p/ Z7 vGeorge: No. But now that you mention it, I could use a glass of milk. And then get me the U.N. 7 B9 u4 p& G1 L: W* X$ ^
Condi: Yes, sir. U3 s) t& i& F; J2 F. b
George: Not Yassir! The guy at the U.N. ) A7 W/ m6 l, {; w( Z, d
Condi: Kofi?
u: V% `! Q4 g r7 z4 Z# GGeorge: Milk! Will you please make the call? 9 }1 H' y' a# T! C# s- |7 T
Condi: And call who?
) C0 G4 ]+ u! n+ J- bGeorge: Who is the guy at the U.N?
7 d/ u q, z* r' X6 p% jCondi: Hu is the guy in China.
$ q. S2 V: ?0 S( z6 e" O# r! dGeorge: Will you stay out of China?!
/ ]" I# w. Q5 p& ~Condi: Yes, sir.
" e1 n7 _7 b4 `2 y" I7 X0 N1 q! g8 OGeorge: And stay out of the Middle East! Just get me the guy at the U.N. / C/ O0 Q% n1 z! T$ w% G
Condi: Kofi. ( \' u5 z. v3 n n$ r% `1 _
George: All right! With cream and two sugars. Now get on the phone. 9 y# R* }8 u% o+ }" X1 \
(Condi picks up the phone.)
4 ^3 g+ j' m* r! T; C5 LCondi: Rice, here.
* N2 A( ^! ^. @: F. o; b4 d3 V& r1 PGeorge: Rice? Good idea. And a couple of egg rolls, too. Maybe we should send some to the guy in China. And the Middle East. Can you get Chinese food in the Middle East? |
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