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(We now take you to the Oval Office with President Bush and Condoleezza Rice)

, Y8 l$ a3 Q* s3 z6 \4 kGeorge: Condi! Nice to see you. What's happening?
9 q' M  @* B* C* S! m; [7 M0 bCondi: Sir, I have the report here about the new leader of China.
; z& h; o9 |5 @* ]: B0 TGeorge: Great. Lay it on me.
Condi: Hu is the new leader of China.
8 C- S: \* r* t. t) N1 T4 c6 C3 PGeorge: That's what I want to know.
Condi: That's what I'm telling you.
George: That's what I'm asking you. Who is the new leader of China?
Condi: Yes.
8 y2 \, A; r7 ?# @0 v1 `George: I mean the fellow's name.
, t+ j* o3 \9 G/ G+ jCondi: Hu.
1 e; I6 d8 |5 FGeorge: The guy in China.
4 S- s: S4 Y4 S8 `, k+ [Condi: Hu.
+ L! x5 j6 D/ O" z, Q: r+ z- M/ l* ZGeorge: The new leader of China.
. w& D2 g0 E# K) ^Condi: Hu.
George: The Chinaman!
Condi: Hu is leading China.
George: Now whaddya' asking me for?
Condi: I'm telling you Hu is leading China.
George: Well, I'm asking you. Who is leading China?
3 m& P' O  ^7 S, A1 l# g7 ~Condi: That's the man's name.
; Q. _, I- K, h9 H8 @+ HGeorge: That's who's name?
. x/ F% l+ |. R! nCondi: Yes.
George: Will you or will you not tell me the name of the new leader of China?
7 k" c$ ~1 z- @( h( }7 v3 nCondi: Yes, sir.
5 J6 m% A% A. a( n/ T7 S6 V- NGeorge: Yassir? Yassir Arafat is in China? I thought he was in the Middle East.
Condi: That's correct.
, r1 |$ t5 Q  KGeorge: Then who is in China?
7 X/ V; ]# Q. ?3 ^' I7 jCondi: Yes, sir.
George: Yassir is in China?
Condi: No, sir.
3 d7 R, \! U$ d4 S' E' j7 x9 dGeorge: Then who is?
+ P1 e, C. t. L0 J1 WCondi: Yes, sir.
1 t8 D& Q5 f) c& L( o3 L" dGeorge: Yassir?
" T  k+ B7 r& \0 |# ~: A) N' K- iCondi: No, sir.
, V: H# ^8 w8 i# KGeorge: Look, Condi. I need to know the name of the new leader of China. Get me the Secretary General of the U.N. on the phone.
( Z) |' ~7 g/ S8 z. C4 V1 ECondi: Kofi?
George: No, thanks.
Condi: You want Kofi?
George: No.
Condi: You don't want Kofi.
George: No. But now that you mention it, I could use a glass of milk. And then get me the U.N.
8 l9 W/ z( q6 S0 X" f$ }7 T  jCondi: Yes, sir.
- v, S3 b) J( r6 B" l4 K' H9 lGeorge: Not Yassir! The guy at the U.N.
Condi: Kofi?
George: Milk! Will you please make the call?
* n, X$ d6 U# a: f( h8 rCondi: And call who?
& M. D, L, u! }: F+ D/ WGeorge: Who is the guy at the U.N?
Condi: Hu is the guy in China.
( \& f( l, V3 m3 n1 e  ^2 Q* x4 PGeorge: Will you stay out of China?!
* w; Q8 ^" f1 d, N) G/ @: `5 t4 ACondi: Yes, sir.
! e$ `; p. v* g/ c7 IGeorge: And stay out of the Middle East! Just get me the guy at the U.N.
Condi: Kofi.
5 w# F! J/ Y2 ~1 u2 c+ Y# @George: All right! With cream and two sugars. Now get on the phone.
(Condi picks up the phone.)
Condi: Rice, here.
George: Rice? Good idea. And a couple of egg rolls, too. Maybe we should send some to the guy in China. And the Middle East. Can you get Chinese food in the Middle East?

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