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(We now take you to the Oval Office with President Bush and Condoleezza Rice)
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George: Condi! Nice to see you. What's happening?
/ Y4 ?* g) [1 M8 dCondi: Sir, I have the report here about the new leader of China. $ `/ U+ n+ a0 D" g) ]' D
George: Great. Lay it on me.
* Q' m2 D# k3 x' C% q' gCondi: Hu is the new leader of China.
: Y) a! u( @! q o% qGeorge: That's what I want to know. 2 D3 p' W( P) b7 H) V# [ @+ I
Condi: That's what I'm telling you. / f3 K# x; u$ C9 W& A5 Y9 H, K
George: That's what I'm asking you. Who is the new leader of China?
6 G2 {3 q- g7 q" lCondi: Yes. 4 u6 t$ \3 J3 Q. L- h+ Z
George: I mean the fellow's name.
6 ^% D! G$ d& Y1 n+ ~: {6 i8 tCondi: Hu. 6 M4 d- h/ G1 Y0 H8 `. \- C
George: The guy in China.
/ N: i6 _! E m3 I4 CCondi: Hu. V2 M/ @, _, r, p$ ]
George: The new leader of China.
& K0 w# T/ c; n8 r* _( |( Q3 X9 R# gCondi: Hu.
$ e' Z7 d P$ \* ~George: The Chinaman! 4 \3 ]+ V2 Y( `8 T. _2 h7 |9 P
Condi: Hu is leading China. & N" t! s) p$ A
George: Now whaddya' asking me for? 1 s, K% ]5 g/ ?' N- W
Condi: I'm telling you Hu is leading China.
2 g) C: s: a% fGeorge: Well, I'm asking you. Who is leading China? T) ~1 E9 B7 v3 n, P
Condi: That's the man's name. , c5 Y0 X) E% T
George: That's who's name?
8 o/ h% v$ e9 R. I9 JCondi: Yes. * G& |# J# i2 f% ~$ l8 o+ m
George: Will you or will you not tell me the name of the new leader of China? # H" a1 p5 X Z I5 X$ }
Condi: Yes, sir.
9 e# Q% d9 t8 Z# u1 xGeorge: Yassir? Yassir Arafat is in China? I thought he was in the Middle East.
+ y0 o. U' l% BCondi: That's correct.
, y, Q6 b- q: }! F" j; b RGeorge: Then who is in China? ' N9 M$ M8 H6 H
Condi: Yes, sir. 2 Z, a$ c" M+ j2 h- @
George: Yassir is in China?
. d h0 g! |" qCondi: No, sir.
/ Y0 e# {9 n6 s6 \" mGeorge: Then who is? + s/ f# A5 d( e$ P# }; V
Condi: Yes, sir.
8 v6 r' f4 X* ~3 z; d8 S c. gGeorge: Yassir?
: X# l, Z0 `4 G% U# GCondi: No, sir.
' L8 N7 Y$ h J" P: G2 {George: Look, Condi. I need to know the name of the new leader of China. Get me the Secretary General of the U.N. on the phone. . z" l( I7 @/ F, S+ I
Condi: Kofi?
4 w: `7 p7 M4 BGeorge: No, thanks.
4 Y) D8 M) ?; i. R/ Y3 x FCondi: You want Kofi?
" E& ?3 U1 h6 D3 q6 h1 UGeorge: No. 8 `: L5 Y f; n/ l7 Y
Condi: You don't want Kofi.
6 X3 q4 n" u3 H$ _George: No. But now that you mention it, I could use a glass of milk. And then get me the U.N.
* A9 ]; |2 `9 \0 ~1 @& s q! I% x- a3 tCondi: Yes, sir. * f0 o& h/ o: B$ e
George: Not Yassir! The guy at the U.N.
( H+ [* z# X' d( J2 S6 i @1 FCondi: Kofi? + C O* [9 Z8 C8 {
George: Milk! Will you please make the call? ; J6 S! e9 T% m( ~# w; s1 u& V7 Q
Condi: And call who?
+ W. v, G0 ?* L1 i4 O% PGeorge: Who is the guy at the U.N? 2 M% L* Z L: o0 J6 v3 X* B
Condi: Hu is the guy in China.
* g& T w- c3 D$ w, w& |2 RGeorge: Will you stay out of China?!
* O2 A; V$ ]. R" l5 FCondi: Yes, sir.
) P& ^+ Z" t5 g8 o$ O! t, y+ Z, nGeorge: And stay out of the Middle East! Just get me the guy at the U.N.
- }* i7 Z5 i* B( i/ }' gCondi: Kofi. $ ^1 r* @5 f/ }2 |; A: X1 h5 j& g) T, f
George: All right! With cream and two sugars. Now get on the phone. 6 t' d7 l2 R7 _: s
(Condi picks up the phone.) , m& g7 t" v, z9 p) a
Condi: Rice, here.
1 j! U% r# ~ C/ E) o# m/ v+ J$ q9 NGeorge: Rice? Good idea. And a couple of egg rolls, too. Maybe we should send some to the guy in China. And the Middle East. Can you get Chinese food in the Middle East? |
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