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Q: My wife is going through menopause. What can I do?5 E% L2 s3 } q) G! F
A: Keep busy. If you're handy with tools, you can finish the basement.
6 S. _ ^+ f# `) E, Q* f When you are done you will have a place to live.& E+ j' i$ S7 {3 m
n! m Y) s2 E& D& u( @3 x7 KQ: How can you increase the heart rate of your 50+ year old husband?4 a; h, L9 X/ }0 `1 H: ~
A: Tell him you're pregnant.9 `: g4 c! j! X+ ?; p
# D# c7 U1 `$ i% j: c% f. PQ: How can you avoid spotting a wrinkle every time you walk by a mirror?" c1 Y9 ?. ?8 X/ N
A: The next time you're in front of a mirror, take off your glasses.& b4 \4 z$ M) O$ A, R8 W
( F, ^* Q7 C" \Q: Why should 50+ year old people use valet parking?
- A8 P `% ? {: T8 xA: Valets don't forget where they park your car.) W8 V6 x% ]% x# @% @; P$ d' [$ \
5 i" e8 N+ D4 lQ: Is it common for 50+ year olds to have problems with short term memory storage?& A8 h; x b% ]& G2 w
A: Storing memory is not a problem, retrieving it is a problem.! n L" q3 g- |6 g" ?, f" O
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Q: As people age, do they sleep more soundly?
2 b1 a y+ Q. oA: Yes, but usually in the afternoon.* i8 D9 c7 M; U I8 p% x
/ i& z+ b8 L: h! _) d7 ]% y- v+ SQ: Where do 50+ year olds look for fashionable glasses?0 g: o& o4 b* R9 Z& i' t
A: Their foreheads.6 K: N) y8 k: I3 a+ @; s0 U5 `: s
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Q: What is the most common remark made by 50+ year olds when they enter antique stores?
9 G4 h0 _- i- D7 \; l, lA: "I remember these." |
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