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Q: My wife is going through menopause. What can I do?' j4 \/ X. j! M8 ]
A: Keep busy. If you're handy with tools, you can finish the basement.# Z% r9 S" c2 e+ y* C @7 {
When you are done you will have a place to live.9 ]0 |& w4 L& w# N
m! V$ j; s3 P% c Z% f s: OQ: How can you increase the heart rate of your 50+ year old husband?6 @- i1 H& w; j' u6 I- k* Z
A: Tell him you're pregnant.
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Q: How can you avoid spotting a wrinkle every time you walk by a mirror?: n2 M' W! s! }9 {; w5 X5 T0 e
A: The next time you're in front of a mirror, take off your glasses.8 }; W$ o5 X# J7 |! r
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Q: Why should 50+ year old people use valet parking?$ Y9 W6 o* h% T' {8 w7 `
A: Valets don't forget where they park your car. R' Q1 H! J9 [9 f4 t9 ^4 X# o
: X( P5 f" b+ PQ: Is it common for 50+ year olds to have problems with short term memory storage?, O" j$ c7 D, d' L- u- `$ L
A: Storing memory is not a problem, retrieving it is a problem./ f5 c2 ]3 |- L6 Y% ~, \8 B3 M
/ q* L) h5 W& vQ: As people age, do they sleep more soundly?1 Y" }" Q8 F' f9 \! L, n
A: Yes, but usually in the afternoon.6 n7 W9 ~8 A3 L n/ {% N0 v5 F3 H
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Q: Where do 50+ year olds look for fashionable glasses?) O. z" }9 P0 }! x1 T
A: Their foreheads.& ]2 Q4 ]5 @ t0 t
3 a9 [: r" o1 v0 JQ: What is the most common remark made by 50+ year olds when they enter antique stores?
7 o; z# G: n- vA: "I remember these." |
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