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Q: My wife is going through menopause. What can I do?# D, v9 P4 R- H8 R- h$ d) i( ^
A: Keep busy. If you're handy with tools, you can finish the basement.
* }) A* [% C+ }7 b+ [1 D) U6 b When you are done you will have a place to live.
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Q: How can you increase the heart rate of your 50+ year old husband?
2 K; Y/ z9 F" }+ ]5 X7 `A: Tell him you're pregnant.
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# _- P3 Q2 z# }Q: How can you avoid spotting a wrinkle every time you walk by a mirror?
- N7 _, f+ A$ xA: The next time you're in front of a mirror, take off your glasses.
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Q: Why should 50+ year old people use valet parking?1 f! J: T. O' ?+ u
A: Valets don't forget where they park your car.; O' ~. I( E3 G; q" b! e
6 f1 U0 f, P5 s2 Z: @/ [Q: Is it common for 50+ year olds to have problems with short term memory storage?" G# J1 H# ?, U: ^( O
A: Storing memory is not a problem, retrieving it is a problem.
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; m( |$ |0 r. e9 ~5 E/ yQ: As people age, do they sleep more soundly?( l2 X' i; V/ \! Q" f; m
A: Yes, but usually in the afternoon.5 S* f' k6 [! {& r
+ X" h `+ i8 x) f& R! @7 EQ: Where do 50+ year olds look for fashionable glasses?
3 K0 m0 r# o& ~5 ^& f/ ]1 TA: Their foreheads.3 }% E6 f4 e, Z4 R$ Z- x9 v

4 q- \1 o O6 [$ I. SQ: What is the most common remark made by 50+ year olds when they enter antique stores?
3 s9 [- `6 R7 c5 f5 E' I& dA: "I remember these." |
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