Fifty plus

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Q: My wife is going through menopause. What can I do?
A: Keep busy. If you're handy with tools, you can finish the basement.
* }) A* [% C+ }7 b+ [1 D) U6 b     When you are done you will have a place to live.
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Q: How can you increase the heart rate of your 50+ year old husband?
2 K; Y/ z9 F" }+ ]5 X7 `A: Tell him you're pregnant.
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# _- P3 Q2 z# }Q: How can you avoid spotting a wrinkle every time you walk by a mirror?
- N7 _, f+ A$ xA: The next time you're in front of a mirror, take off your glasses.
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Q: Why should 50+ year old people use valet parking?
A: Valets don't forget where they park your car.

6 f1 U0 f, P5 s2 Z: @/ [Q: Is it common for 50+ year olds to have problems with short term memory storage?
A: Storing memory is not a problem, retrieving it is a problem.
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; m( |$ |0 r. e9 ~5 E/ yQ: As people age, do they sleep more soundly?
A: Yes, but usually in the afternoon.

+ X" h  `+ i8 x) f& R! @7 EQ: Where do 50+ year olds look for fashionable glasses?
3 K0 m0 r# o& ~5 ^& f/ ]1 TA: Their foreheads.

4 q- \1 o  O6 [$ I. SQ: What is the most common remark made by 50+ year olds when they  enter antique stores?
3 s9 [- `6 R7 c5 f5 E' I& dA: "I remember these."

小老儿

That's exactly what I am now.
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prouddolphin

interesting stuff. Ding

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