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发表于 2008-7-9 11:01 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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Q: My wife is going through menopause. What can I do?8 Y3 j8 V* E& k& h5 C5 R" p
A: Keep busy. If you're handy with tools, you can finish the basement.
" a. {4 G, r2 P9 }; x# ?     When you are done you will have a place to live.1 x, @% D% b5 G1 Z

6 Z4 H! O3 @/ s8 s" `( c' SQ: How can you increase the heart rate of your 50+ year old husband?
' [" J% `# A* iA: Tell him you're pregnant.+ J' a. T) ^% ^. N. p- p4 r3 c
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Q: How can you avoid spotting a wrinkle every time you walk by a mirror?
. G0 V: P, w2 d" x! MA: The next time you're in front of a mirror, take off your glasses.* n! |9 F7 Y  ?* f: V- X* P
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Q: Why should 50+ year old people use valet parking?) s5 s" }9 }1 u$ D: e+ N
A: Valets don't forget where they park your car.
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Q: Is it common for 50+ year olds to have problems with short term memory storage?2 w; M" B3 e6 U: g. t4 H9 Y
A: Storing memory is not a problem, retrieving it is a problem.
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: S) X& z# a( q" g" h: ~8 QQ: As people age, do they sleep more soundly?
6 |4 V; |, ^% ]1 {% w  @A: Yes, but usually in the afternoon.
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Q: Where do 50+ year olds look for fashionable glasses?
3 f3 S! D7 P) dA: Their foreheads.# L6 L% ~7 Q' {- S4 s

9 ?6 O% T5 g( y4 e2 K- c- B$ g3 S+ HQ: What is the most common remark made by 50+ year olds when they  enter antique stores?
6 b+ F& g+ C3 s0 i/ yA: "I remember these."
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发表于 2008-7-9 11:30 | 显示全部楼层
That's exactly what I am now.
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发表于 2008-7-16 13:35 | 显示全部楼层
interesting stuff. Ding
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发表于 2008-7-16 19:00 | 显示全部楼层
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