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Q: My wife is going through menopause. What can I do?
, Y% F+ J! }7 b" K; P3 h% A& z oA: Keep busy. If you're handy with tools, you can finish the basement.
: _0 @5 p6 T6 w! x0 c" | When you are done you will have a place to live. Y3 e' y1 `4 f S( `, Q) k: j; m) o
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Q: How can you increase the heart rate of your 50+ year old husband?1 W4 O T. y M. g2 w! ~
A: Tell him you're pregnant., l& j0 h0 ?2 v' C2 j
1 e+ s" ?7 ~" `( G. U& BQ: How can you avoid spotting a wrinkle every time you walk by a mirror?
3 h! x# Z. u. k% F( YA: The next time you're in front of a mirror, take off your glasses./ n6 t; _0 l$ B! h1 M7 a6 }
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Q: Why should 50+ year old people use valet parking?
- v5 ^/ g3 ]4 N/ eA: Valets don't forget where they park your car.
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Q: Is it common for 50+ year olds to have problems with short term memory storage?; x0 N D/ S& `; z! t7 @
A: Storing memory is not a problem, retrieving it is a problem.0 T( ]7 ?! W/ {5 V& R
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Q: As people age, do they sleep more soundly?
; A: B; b! O; `+ K# vA: Yes, but usually in the afternoon." Q g" H- u7 S @2 j
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Q: Where do 50+ year olds look for fashionable glasses?; @; J: ?9 T) N0 }1 Y4 M9 X
A: Their foreheads.
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* l% | O& E9 Z5 e" ]Q: What is the most common remark made by 50+ year olds when they enter antique stores?
8 r! j2 o; q4 WA: "I remember these." |
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