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Q: My wife is going through menopause. What can I do?4 O% D( \ j7 {' `3 z5 c
A: Keep busy. If you're handy with tools, you can finish the basement.
- Y5 s, t+ ]4 J% p When you are done you will have a place to live.
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' ~, @% D9 V4 {Q: How can you increase the heart rate of your 50+ year old husband?2 `: C$ i1 s5 A. w8 l) v3 t
A: Tell him you're pregnant.
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8 j7 T2 d9 z( L$ yQ: How can you avoid spotting a wrinkle every time you walk by a mirror?3 \* X1 C1 Q, D6 U1 o
A: The next time you're in front of a mirror, take off your glasses.% r* d$ g" s& \) w2 R# i9 @" Y
/ G& l* m7 h: [, E. A3 Q) zQ: Why should 50+ year old people use valet parking?' R1 I: J, m. J4 |$ A
A: Valets don't forget where they park your car.
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8 J; |3 q& s8 J$ \Q: Is it common for 50+ year olds to have problems with short term memory storage?! @; i. _6 H# Y" g: ~- C
A: Storing memory is not a problem, retrieving it is a problem.
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5 O# z+ U3 I' ?6 J- v: FQ: As people age, do they sleep more soundly?4 f, J) J2 I2 L1 Q
A: Yes, but usually in the afternoon.
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& ]0 U' i& A0 ?+ w2 TQ: Where do 50+ year olds look for fashionable glasses?
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Q: What is the most common remark made by 50+ year olds when they enter antique stores?0 R$ T" \& ~) d
A: "I remember these." |
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