Fifty plus

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Q: My wife is going through menopause. What can I do?
A: Keep busy. If you're handy with tools, you can finish the basement.
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6 Z4 H! O3 @/ s8 s" `( c' SQ: How can you increase the heart rate of your 50+ year old husband?
' [" J% `# A* iA: Tell him you're pregnant.

Q: How can you avoid spotting a wrinkle every time you walk by a mirror?
. G0 V: P, w2 d" x! MA: The next time you're in front of a mirror, take off your glasses.

Q: Why should 50+ year old people use valet parking?
A: Valets don't forget where they park your car.
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Q: Is it common for 50+ year olds to have problems with short term memory storage?
A: Storing memory is not a problem, retrieving it is a problem.
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: S) X& z# a( q" g" h: ~8 QQ: As people age, do they sleep more soundly?
6 |4 V; |, ^% ]1 {% w  @A: Yes, but usually in the afternoon.
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Q: Where do 50+ year olds look for fashionable glasses?
3 f3 S! D7 P) dA: Their foreheads.

9 ?6 O% T5 g( y4 e2 K- c- B$ g3 S+ HQ: What is the most common remark made by 50+ year olds when they  enter antique stores?
6 b+ F& g+ C3 s0 i/ yA: "I remember these."

小老儿

That's exactly what I am now.
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prouddolphin

interesting stuff. Ding

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