Fifty plus

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Q: My wife is going through menopause. What can I do?
4 I8 [$ @( T1 L' ]" F1 ZA: Keep busy. If you're handy with tools, you can finish the basement.
3 T  |2 a& u' e* {( q8 j     When you are done you will have a place to live.

% Z5 u* A& l& }9 o& |% b/ R7 ^Q: How can you increase the heart rate of your 50+ year old husband?
A: Tell him you're pregnant.
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Q: How can you avoid spotting a wrinkle every time you walk by a mirror?
A: The next time you're in front of a mirror, take off your glasses.

4 U; m/ p1 P% M1 f& b) G' fQ: Why should 50+ year old people use valet parking?
A: Valets don't forget where they park your car.

: m1 O0 b/ C  u! j6 J8 MQ: Is it common for 50+ year olds to have problems with short term memory storage?
A: Storing memory is not a problem, retrieving it is a problem.
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6 T/ S7 I0 l0 a$ \1 |Q: As people age, do they sleep more soundly?
( S2 ~: ]. N' ]A: Yes, but usually in the afternoon.

Q: Where do 50+ year olds look for fashionable glasses?
, N' S7 C1 X1 w: d1 t& `A: Their foreheads.
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Q: What is the most common remark made by 50+ year olds when they  enter antique stores?
A: "I remember these."

小老儿

That's exactly what I am now.
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prouddolphin

interesting stuff. Ding

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