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发表于 2008-7-9 11:01 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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Q: My wife is going through menopause. What can I do?
0 F' Q, B) Y( |1 v) I1 VA: Keep busy. If you're handy with tools, you can finish the basement.
. l/ J3 K7 J& ?* |5 v( c     When you are done you will have a place to live.
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Q: How can you increase the heart rate of your 50+ year old husband?: s' Z( Q( h4 h+ l! {
A: Tell him you're pregnant.
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Q: How can you avoid spotting a wrinkle every time you walk by a mirror?5 k  c: \! _8 m7 k
A: The next time you're in front of a mirror, take off your glasses.
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Q: Why should 50+ year old people use valet parking?, E+ p8 D2 Q$ }2 ~) C0 @( G
A: Valets don't forget where they park your car.
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; u8 T8 s; U& @$ V7 {  [+ u& b+ W$ OQ: Is it common for 50+ year olds to have problems with short term memory storage?
4 ~8 l1 V5 B- h- E! Q  |2 r. EA: Storing memory is not a problem, retrieving it is a problem.. Q3 p3 }. j6 d
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Q: As people age, do they sleep more soundly?$ k, M" T. t6 [' f7 O& q
A: Yes, but usually in the afternoon.
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3 {6 V" u& ]+ ?8 B% cQ: Where do 50+ year olds look for fashionable glasses?
: V: _( X! o' c" C0 \/ t- aA: Their foreheads.- }7 A' e  L5 R7 w
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Q: What is the most common remark made by 50+ year olds when they  enter antique stores?: f1 Z4 a+ G2 l9 L# `! d
A: "I remember these."
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发表于 2008-7-9 11:30 | 显示全部楼层
That's exactly what I am now.
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发表于 2008-7-16 13:35 | 显示全部楼层
interesting stuff. Ding
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发表于 2008-7-16 19:00 | 显示全部楼层
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