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Q: My wife is going through menopause. What can I do?
4 I8 [$ @( T1 L' ]" F1 ZA: Keep busy. If you're handy with tools, you can finish the basement.
3 T |2 a& u' e* {( q8 j When you are done you will have a place to live., @* s4 [& }' y% ~
% Z5 u* A& l& }9 o& |% b/ R7 ^Q: How can you increase the heart rate of your 50+ year old husband?: P b( x$ p( z6 I: @# m) h
A: Tell him you're pregnant.
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Q: How can you avoid spotting a wrinkle every time you walk by a mirror? E' i, Y V' d" g0 G1 L$ l
A: The next time you're in front of a mirror, take off your glasses.4 @5 @$ k. Z: ?. f/ _# m. b1 S5 m: e6 n
4 U; m/ p1 P% M1 f& b) G' fQ: Why should 50+ year old people use valet parking?2 G6 Y; e0 E2 [- b, I5 r
A: Valets don't forget where they park your car.' u1 T' w8 `9 v! w" Y0 z
: m1 O0 b/ C u! j6 J8 MQ: Is it common for 50+ year olds to have problems with short term memory storage?$ e( r& I# h: b. A$ S2 }9 u* _
A: Storing memory is not a problem, retrieving it is a problem.
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6 T/ S7 I0 l0 a$ \1 |Q: As people age, do they sleep more soundly?
( S2 ~: ]. N' ]A: Yes, but usually in the afternoon.- C. u# @9 J! V% h
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Q: Where do 50+ year olds look for fashionable glasses?
, N' S7 C1 X1 w: d1 t& `A: Their foreheads.
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Q: What is the most common remark made by 50+ year olds when they enter antique stores?( F# L" t" e2 n% _' N, E% f% |! _: U. J, U
A: "I remember these." |
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