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Q: My wife is going through menopause. What can I do?. f$ U& W. N ^" e3 }
A: Keep busy. If you're handy with tools, you can finish the basement.8 j5 e* P! w/ b6 F0 |& i
When you are done you will have a place to live.
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+ U9 \( S6 J2 ] Q; }' C) IQ: How can you increase the heart rate of your 50+ year old husband?
; Y4 ~, F2 [- F$ FA: Tell him you're pregnant.' ]9 [( d d; Q; \
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Q: How can you avoid spotting a wrinkle every time you walk by a mirror?
, S$ Y2 w! J; _# D' [& D) m. PA: The next time you're in front of a mirror, take off your glasses.- c5 b( Y7 c9 W u, ^* ^
1 \3 }! w5 Y& J9 t3 }Q: Why should 50+ year old people use valet parking?2 L8 w4 R) O& ]6 ]3 V/ b
A: Valets don't forget where they park your car.
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( ^9 \, v# Z3 L4 e; yQ: Is it common for 50+ year olds to have problems with short term memory storage?3 C" K& n2 w; i
A: Storing memory is not a problem, retrieving it is a problem.' X2 \) P2 e. D: R
/ D$ M# K8 c3 k) t4 _- X7 |* m8 hQ: As people age, do they sleep more soundly?0 W6 N: Y1 x# H0 W! ]+ O n& {
A: Yes, but usually in the afternoon.
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Q: Where do 50+ year olds look for fashionable glasses?
! a. k" [; i3 ]- j+ N3 ZA: Their foreheads.
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Q: What is the most common remark made by 50+ year olds when they enter antique stores?
0 g( a) O j2 ^" J; C/ u% j2 P# X9 JA: "I remember these." |
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