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Q: My wife is going through menopause. What can I do?
* o, W4 Z2 X8 u; h6 zA: Keep busy. If you're handy with tools, you can finish the basement.
$ Y/ w+ ~4 D" {- S- O When you are done you will have a place to live.
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Q: How can you increase the heart rate of your 50+ year old husband?( b( g6 `9 Q" P# `2 q
A: Tell him you're pregnant.
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Q: How can you avoid spotting a wrinkle every time you walk by a mirror?
- S) K# {' ]; \A: The next time you're in front of a mirror, take off your glasses.
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Q: Why should 50+ year old people use valet parking?
' J& w& I9 c+ Q iA: Valets don't forget where they park your car.; p E) w0 n% J- T8 y
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Q: Is it common for 50+ year olds to have problems with short term memory storage?
2 l- ]* E8 T6 S( G# TA: Storing memory is not a problem, retrieving it is a problem.' S u$ ]1 c/ l s) D
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Q: As people age, do they sleep more soundly?* {/ p7 Z& A) G* l
A: Yes, but usually in the afternoon.% B4 E% p! x5 T- s, R+ w
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Q: Where do 50+ year olds look for fashionable glasses?
; h: X' r# ~! I( KA: Their foreheads.
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1 Q5 r5 W, R3 j$ lQ: What is the most common remark made by 50+ year olds when they enter antique stores?
) g# B, O5 E% y$ w) h: x: ?! F- xA: "I remember these." |
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