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Q: My wife is going through menopause. What can I do?
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; P( v l i# y When you are done you will have a place to live., ?0 |# m5 c" \' Y; ?4 [! \
" i% i ^- Z( y' F6 P" A- I- FQ: How can you increase the heart rate of your 50+ year old husband?! ?% @) W" B9 F' j4 w
A: Tell him you're pregnant.9 X% Y: m b$ h5 \
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Q: How can you avoid spotting a wrinkle every time you walk by a mirror?, `+ E3 n' O# O' X
A: The next time you're in front of a mirror, take off your glasses.: ]6 r2 X3 q8 j( { ]8 y7 j V' ?
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Q: Why should 50+ year old people use valet parking?* s/ N' \# B- K M& _
A: Valets don't forget where they park your car.
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( ^2 I0 Y! D S( RQ: Is it common for 50+ year olds to have problems with short term memory storage?/ w& v4 Q! M0 X+ B$ ]
A: Storing memory is not a problem, retrieving it is a problem.8 y5 d1 @7 R1 P8 Q6 t! e+ F: J. a
& Z2 J3 G/ \) QQ: As people age, do they sleep more soundly?' y8 h/ S, M' q, h! M* W
A: Yes, but usually in the afternoon.8 M# }& E! Q h
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Q: Where do 50+ year olds look for fashionable glasses?* c- t; Q& d* G% r; N+ H) N3 f
A: Their foreheads.6 G9 p5 S3 C7 K1 v0 z
5 H8 B; T- A: Y8 [, LQ: What is the most common remark made by 50+ year olds when they enter antique stores? {) W4 `) o3 s+ H6 X- b! O
A: "I remember these." |
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