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Q: My wife is going through menopause. What can I do?
/ f; j* `: C8 a9 m& s8 E) {0 u! AA: Keep busy. If you're handy with tools, you can finish the basement.. C0 o1 l) g" B6 u% o2 o/ q
When you are done you will have a place to live.
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$ L6 u! K3 n8 \- U, ?Q: How can you increase the heart rate of your 50+ year old husband?
; n% L9 Y9 [/ rA: Tell him you're pregnant.
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Q: How can you avoid spotting a wrinkle every time you walk by a mirror?
# I% G1 H8 C1 R5 S, Q" w: U% yA: The next time you're in front of a mirror, take off your glasses.4 k) }& x& V5 f
% F/ v0 |; s0 u iQ: Why should 50+ year old people use valet parking?* Q* A) U+ @4 H/ B
A: Valets don't forget where they park your car.) ` d5 [) ?: d0 A" q4 E, ? }7 g
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Q: Is it common for 50+ year olds to have problems with short term memory storage?3 T8 K+ ~& u- D X; _& x& l
A: Storing memory is not a problem, retrieving it is a problem.
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% G. ]7 v- h1 S7 {3 [: f# cQ: As people age, do they sleep more soundly?
. s; D: Y( Y& X( fA: Yes, but usually in the afternoon.
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Q: Where do 50+ year olds look for fashionable glasses?9 G+ m1 L" O* V% }
A: Their foreheads.4 k- C4 T7 k0 @# U# h9 W
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Q: What is the most common remark made by 50+ year olds when they enter antique stores?
4 B* D ]' [4 iA: "I remember these." |
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